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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Off the back of the bust thread. Ladies, do you ever ask your friends how many fingers they can stick up their fannys?
If any of your friends can only fit 1 in, can you send me their numbers please?
Thanks.
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"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.
That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story."
in my trade a finger IS a standard unit of measurement, ( I have big fingers)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.
That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story. in my trade a finger IS a standard unit of measurement, ( I have big fingers) "
Fudge packer? |
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"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.
That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story. in my trade a finger IS a standard unit of measurement, ( I have big fingers)
Fudge packer?"
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"I try them for myself - a finger isn't a standardised unit of measurement.
That's why we always visit the toilets in groups. True story. in my trade a finger IS a standard unit of measurement, ( I have big fingers)
Fudge packer?
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The two of you know you are jealous and wanting a couple of fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I talk about bust size with female friends but if i ever ask how many fingers they can get in their fanny i would get a finger in my eye."
Definitely! What a thing to ask?!? Anyway who says fanny these days??? Haha  |
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"I talk about bust size with female friends but if i ever ask how many fingers they can get in their fanny i would get a finger in my eye.
Definitely! What a thing to ask?!? Anyway who says fanny these days??? Haha "
...well, you did. Just then.  |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
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"Me and my mates often see how many kitkats we can ram up each others Fannies, it's a fun game and we get to eat the chocolate too
Two finger or four?
Or chunky?"
We try to be lady like so we go with the 2 finger versions |
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"I can fit two of my own but I have small hands. I prefer to just use one though and guys with big hands can certainly stick to one!!!  "
remind me of that if we event meet
Signed, massive hands of Oxfordshire |
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"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha"
that’s why I never touch a remote in anyone’s house after the amount of pics you see on fab where they have the remote laid on their dick
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
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"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha that’s why I never touch a remote in anyone’s house after the amount of pics you see on fab where they have the remote laid on their dick "
I've yet to see one but I've heard it's a common occurrence on Fab. Thankfully no mention here yet lol |
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"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha
I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones  "
Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size...  |
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"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha
I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones
Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size... "
how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans |
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"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha
I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones
Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size... how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans "
Made the mistake of sitting on a shelf in boots and before I knew it I was shooting cans of lynx out of my foof at high velocity. Took out a Soap and Glory display before I was done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can fist her it's 4 fingers and 1 thumb. Don't see why this question is relevant as you can double fist a pussy or fanny whatever you want to call it. "
Tell us you love us first eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha
I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so..."
did you say that twice or was it an echo?  |
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"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha
I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones
Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size... how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans
Made the mistake of sitting on a shelf in boots and before I knew it I was shooting cans of lynx out of my foof at high velocity. Took out a Soap and Glory display before I was done."
ever thought of going on Britain’s got talent ?  |
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"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha
I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones
Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size... how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans
Made the mistake of sitting on a shelf in boots and before I knew it I was shooting cans of lynx out of my foof at high velocity. Took out a Soap and Glory display before I was done. ever thought of going on Britain’s got talent ? "
I would, but Simon Cowell makes me clench everything and then it just doesn't work.
Story of my life... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glad that sky remotes aren't being talked about as a measurement device in this thread haha
I know I can fit three cans of lynx in there, so... the full size ones ? Or the travel size ones
Whaddaya think I am, some sort of amateur? Pfft, travel size... how did you discover you could do that and did you have to practice with smaller cans then build up to the big cans
Made the mistake of sitting on a shelf in boots and before I knew it I was shooting cans of lynx out of my foof at high velocity. Took out a Soap and Glory display before I was done."
You made me snort! 
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