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Ladies as u like to chat we know you do how often do you chat with your mates about the size of there boobs? Was you surprised when you was told there size? This is aimed at ladies with friends outside fab who don’t do this |
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I don’t know why I would ever be surprised by someone’s bra size. If they’re my friends I know what they look like so could roughly tell anyway 
If we’re talking about where to get underwear from then it’s helpful to know sizes so we can recommend good places |
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No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized. |
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I get asked a lot by blokes what size my chest is. Why does it matter? Nobody has yet been able to tell me! You can see its size at a glance, what difference does a number make?
I think it's a male thing, none of my female friends need to put a number against it. |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized. "
I once told a lad I was a WD40. He responded with "cool" |
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"I get asked a lot by blokes what size my chest is. Why does it matter? Nobody has yet been able to tell me! You can see its size at a glance, what difference does a number make?
I think it's a male thing, none of my female friends need to put a number against it."
Can I put my hand against it? |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized. "
Everone knows it goes  :
Flat, iddy biddy, tiny, small, just right, big, bigger, large, huge, ginormous, OMFG! |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized.
I once told a lad I was a WD40. He responded with "cool" "
Bet yours dont squeak when adjusting your bra |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized.
Everone knows it goes :
Flat, iddy biddy, tiny, small, just right, big, bigger, large, huge, ginormous, OMFG! "
You missed DD’s
It stands for D Damnnnn  |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized.
Everone knows it goes :
Flat, iddy biddy, tiny, small, just right, big, bigger, large, huge, ginormous, OMFG!
You missed DD’s
It stands for D Damnnnn "
Are they between just right and big? |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized.
Everone knows it goes :
Flat, iddy biddy, tiny, small, just right, big, bigger, large, huge, ginormous, OMFG!
You missed DD’s
It stands for D Damnnnn
Are they between just right and big? "
I dunno mate. Any more than a hand and mouthfuls a waste anyway |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized.
I once told a lad I was a WD40. He responded with "cool"
Bet yours dont squeak when adjusting your bra "
No, but it does make me laugh when anyone honks them! |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized.
I once told a lad I was a WD40. He responded with "cool" "
To fall for that he must have been well oiled... |
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I've never had a conversation about boob size just out of nowhere.
In fact I don't think I've ever asked someone their size.
Yes there has been tit talk but it's normally stuff like "I'm due on and my fucking tits are killing me"
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Women don't often chat in the way men think they do. We do talk in general term eg "it's so difficult to get a bra in my size" or "I wish mine were bigger/smaller/rounder /petter". We don't all get together over a glass of prosecco, get our tits out and have a jolly good fondle to compare sizes though
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"I've never had a conversation about boob size just out of nowhere.
In fact I don't think I've ever asked someone their size.
Yes there has been tit talk but it's normally stuff like "I'm due on and my fucking tits are killing me"
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Or “I’ve got a proper itchy left tit”  |
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"Women don't often chat in the way men think they do. We do talk in general term eg "it's so difficult to get a bra in my size" or "I wish mine were bigger/smaller/rounder /petter". We don't all get together over a glass of prosecco, get our tits out and have a jolly good fondle to compare sizes though
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We don't? 
Soz, I have a few apologies to make. Be back later. |
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"We don't all get together over a glass of prosecco, get our tits out and have a jolly good fondle to compare sizes though
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Don't ruin the fantasy Next you'll tell us that women don't practice kissing on each other after the breast fondling  |
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"Ladies as u like to chat we know you do how often do you chat with your mates about the size of there boobs? Was you surprised when you was told there size? This is aimed at ladies with friends outside fab who don’t do this "
Are you cracking one off OP?  |
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"Women don't often chat in the way men think they do. We do talk in general term eg "it's so difficult to get a bra in my size" or "I wish mine were bigger/smaller/rounder /petter". We don't all get together over a glass of prosecco, get our tits out and have a jolly good fondle to compare sizes though
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I find that can very much be dependent on just how much prosecco has been consumed!
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"I've never had a conversation about boob size just out of nowhere.
In fact I don't think I've ever asked someone their size.
Yes there has been tit talk but it's normally stuff like "I'm due on and my fucking tits are killing me"
Or “I’ve got a proper itchy left tit” "
That's the one
I'm mind blown that people think we stand about talking about boob sizes.
Do blokes go to the urinal and ask the fella next to him his cock size? I highly fucking doubt |
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"I've never had a conversation about boob size just out of nowhere.
In fact I don't think I've ever asked someone their size.
Yes there has been tit talk but it's normally stuff like "I'm due on and my fucking tits are killing me"
Or “I’ve got a proper itchy left tit”
That's the one
I'm mind blown that people think we stand about talking about boob sizes.
Do blokes go to the urinal and ask the fella next to him his cock size? I highly fucking doubt "
Depends which public loo you go into  |
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"I've never had a conversation about boob size just out of nowhere.
In fact I don't think I've ever asked someone their size.
Yes there has been tit talk but it's normally stuff like "I'm due on and my fucking tits are killing me"
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Just saved me typing a reply. Thanks xxxx |
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I mean... We don't start conversations about it. There may be the odd "this bra is digging in" comment and then a boob size may be dropped in. But I've never felt the need to ask. I can see them and guage a size.
However would you prefer the answer of yes and then we have pillowfights at our sleepovers? |
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"I mean... We don't start conversations about it. There may be the odd "this bra is digging in" comment and then a boob size may be dropped in. But I've never felt the need to ask. I can see them and guage a size.
However would you prefer the answer of yes and then we have pillowfights at our sleepovers? "
Tell me they are semi clad pillow fights with boobs juggling up and down  |
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"I've never had a conversation about boob size just out of nowhere.
In fact I don't think I've ever asked someone their size.
Yes there has been tit talk but it's normally stuff like "I'm due on and my fucking tits are killing me"
Just saved me typing a reply. Thanks xxxx"
I have these convos too |
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"I mean... We don't start conversations about it. There may be the odd "this bra is digging in" comment and then a boob size may be dropped in. But I've never felt the need to ask. I can see them and guage a size.
However would you prefer the answer of yes and then we have pillowfights at our sleepovers? "
Oh indigo my 36F boobs are too big for this satin negligee. Would you feel them for me teehee  |
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This thread is cracking me up
But to answer your question seriously OP, yes, and I ask that they keep me abreast of all monthly fluctuations, so I can update my spreadsheet. |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized.
I once told a lad I was a WD40. He responded with "cool"
Bet yours dont squeak when adjusting your bra
No, but it does make me laugh when anyone honks them!"
Can you get Radio2 on them ? |
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"I mean... We don't start conversations about it. There may be the odd "this bra is digging in" comment and then a boob size may be dropped in. But I've never felt the need to ask. I can see them and guage a size.
However would you prefer the answer of yes and then we have pillowfights at our sleepovers?
Oh indigo my 36F boobs are too big for this satin negligee. Would you feel them for me teehee "
36F eh mm need to go shopping |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized.
I once told a lad I was a WD40. He responded with "cool"
Bet yours dont squeak when adjusting your bra
No, but it does make me laugh when anyone honks them!
Can you get Radio2 on them ? "
Only until they switch off the analogue signal, I've not gone digital with my tits yet. |
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"Women don't often chat in the way men think they do. We do talk in general term eg "it's so difficult to get a bra in my size" or "I wish mine were bigger/smaller/rounder /petter". We don't all get together over a glass of prosecco, get our tits out and have a jolly good fondle to compare sizes though
We don't?
Soz, I have a few apologies to make. Be back later."
There are exceptions obv. |
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"No woman has stood back in Amazement when their mate told them the size of their tits. ‘I just didn’t see it coming, there was me thinking she was a 38AA turns out she was a 40FF!’
If these aren’t bra sizes my sincere apologies I know nothing about how boobs are sized.
I once told a lad I was a WD40. He responded with "cool"
Bet yours dont squeak when adjusting your bra
No, but it does make me laugh when anyone honks them!
Can you get Radio2 on them ?
Only until they switch off the analogue signal, I've not gone digital with my tits yet."
I prefer analogue, takes longer to tune them in. |
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"I mean... We don't start conversations about it. There may be the odd "this bra is digging in" comment and then a boob size may be dropped in. But I've never felt the need to ask. I can see them and guage a size.
However would you prefer the answer of yes and then we have pillowfights at our sleepovers? "
Haha with white ankle sock no doubt |
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"We don't all get together over a glass of prosecco, get our tits out and have a jolly good fondle to compare sizes though
Don't ruin the fantasy Next you'll tell us that women don't practice kissing on each other after the breast fondling "
Look! You men have got it all wrong, we don't do any of that stuff. We're far too busy having Ann Summers parties and trying out the toys on each other after we've modelled the outfits |
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"I get asked a lot by blokes what size my chest is. Why does it matter? Nobody has yet been able to tell me! You can see its size at a glance, what difference does a number make?
I think it's a male thing, none of my female friends need to put a number against it."
Maybe it's because when men get together they love to discuss the size of their cocks.
If no Sky remote is available they use their tonsils as measuring devices. |
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"I mean... We don't start conversations about it. There may be the odd "this bra is digging in" comment and then a boob size may be dropped in. But I've never felt the need to ask. I can see them and guage a size.
However would you prefer the answer of yes and then we have pillowfights at our sleepovers?
Oh indigo my 36F boobs are too big for this satin negligee. Would you feel them for me teehee "
Ohhh boob snap! Do we get a prize? |
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"We don't all get together over a glass of prosecco, get our tits out and have a jolly good fondle to compare sizes though
Don't ruin the fantasy Next you'll tell us that women don't practice kissing on each other after the breast fondling
Look! You men have got it all wrong, we don't do any of that stuff. We're far too busy having Ann Summers parties and trying out the toys on each other after we've modelled the outfits "
Don't forget sprinkling glitter over each other and then one clumsy cunt spills their wine on anothers nightie, which then needs to be stripped off and her boobies licked clean, but not after the ghasps of " I had NO IDEA you were hiding those voluptuous cones of fleshy breastness under there" |
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"We don't all get together over a glass of prosecco, get our tits out and have a jolly good fondle to compare sizes though
Don't ruin the fantasy Next you'll tell us that women don't practice kissing on each other after the breast fondling
Look! You men have got it all wrong, we don't do any of that stuff. We're far too busy having Ann Summers parties and trying out the toys on each other after we've modelled the outfits
Don't forget sprinkling glitter over each other and then one clumsy cunt spills their wine on anothers nightie, which then needs to be stripped off and her boobies licked clean, but not after the ghasps of " I had NO IDEA you were hiding those voluptuous cones of fleshy breastness under there" "
#princesspeach'sporn |
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"Ladies as u like to chat we know you do how often do you chat with your mates about the size of there boobs? Was you surprised when you was told there size? This is aimed at ladies with friends outside fab who don’t do this "
Never, why would I want too |
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"We don't all get together over a glass of prosecco, get our tits out and have a jolly good fondle to compare sizes though
Don't ruin the fantasy Next you'll tell us that women don't practice kissing on each other after the breast fondling
Look! You men have got it all wrong, we don't do any of that stuff. We're far too busy having Ann Summers parties and trying out the toys on each other after we've modelled the outfits
Don't forget sprinkling glitter over each other and then one clumsy cunt spills their wine on anothers nightie, which then needs to be stripped off and her boobies licked clean, but not after the ghasps of " I had NO IDEA you were hiding those voluptuous cones of fleshy breastness under there" "
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I was more surprised when I found out a friend I’d known for years and years padded her bras out.
Turns out she was super anxious about being flat chested, so had been doing it her whole life. My heart kinda broke for her, so we had a girly day out and went to Victoria’s Secret so she could get measured properly and see how awesome she looked when fitted properly.
Long story short, she doesn’t pad her bras any more and has much more confidence in her figure! X |
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"I was more surprised when I found out a friend I’d known for years and years padded her bras out.
Turns out she was super anxious about being flat chested, so had been doing it her whole life. My heart kinda broke for her, so we had a girly day out and went to Victoria’s Secret so she could get measured properly and see how awesome she looked when fitted properly.
Long story short, she doesn’t pad her bras any more and has much more confidence in her figure! X"
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