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Now that the football season have started, who have time for sex? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football  |
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I’m as indifferent to football as I am celery, to me it’s like hearing people constantly talking like.....’Hey, you see the celery last night?!’ ‘I see the celery season has started again?’
‘Do you like celery, oh man celery is unbelievable?!’
Dude I don’t care about celery, not everyone loves celery, it’s just there, but you have to Listen to men talk about celery at work, down the pub all year round, Accept when the celery season takes a break for 7 weeks in the summer, but then the celery World Cup starts.
The worst thing is other men seem baffled why you wouldn’t like the celery.
So in summary I’ll go for the sex! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex in his favourite footie top 
This would deffinatly be enough to take me away from the sport
Works everytime "
Looks like you’ve found the secret key to a mains brain hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now that the football season have started, who have time for sex? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Both sorry
If I don't have a ticket then a European night that goes into extra time
With an intense penalty shootout in the end
I can't watch my team in penalty shootouts, I get too nervy "
That's when the sex begins...
You didn't think I was a 180 minutes man
Usually ends with the winning penalty 
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"I’m as indifferent to football as I am celery, to me it’s like hearing people constantly talking like.....’Hey, you see the celery last night?!’ ‘I see the celery season has started again?’
‘Do you like celery, oh man celery is unbelievable?!’
Dude I don’t care about celery, not everyone loves celery, it’s just there, but you have to Listen to men talk about celery at work, down the pub all year round, Accept when the celery season takes a break for 7 weeks in the summer, but then the celery World Cup starts.
The worst thing is other men seem baffled why you wouldn’t like the celery.
So in summary I’ll go for the sex! "
This is my favourite! I was trying to think of something smart to say but this does it better and sums up my interest in football perfectly. |
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"Now that the football season have started, who have time for sex? If your favourite team was playing, what would you choose? I would choose the football "
I really hope more guys choose football.
Leaves more lovely ladies for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m as indifferent to football as I am celery, to me it’s like hearing people constantly talking like.....’Hey, you see the celery last night?!’ ‘I see the celery season has started again?’
‘Do you like celery, oh man celery is unbelievable?!’
Dude I don’t care about celery, not everyone loves celery, it’s just there, but you have to Listen to men talk about celery at work, down the pub all year round, Accept when the celery season takes a break for 7 weeks in the summer, but then the celery World Cup starts.
The worst thing is other men seem baffled why you wouldn’t like the celery.
So in summary I’ll go for the sex!
This is my favourite! I was trying to think of something smart to say but this does it better and sums up my interest in football perfectly. "
Thank you, Even the most benign thing can become annoying if it’s mentioned enough. |
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