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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Alcohol. It’s a poison. Ravages you’re body and then your soul

But take a paracetamol, have a snooze and you’ll feel better

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

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You might have a hangover

D.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Alcohol. It’s a poison. Ravages you’re body and then your soul

But take a paracetamol, have a snooze and you’ll feel better "

*your not you’re

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Stop posting your hungover sad for a minute (typed with compassion and love!) and go and drink a pint of water and take some paracetamol. Go back to bed, tuck the blanket tightly around you and put the heating on and don't let your phone screen illuminate your face.

We've all been there, you'll be right as rain soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's why I don't drink

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Sugary Tea, dry toast, paracetamol and sleep is the only thing that works for me

Good luck Amber

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Give yourself a few orgasms you'll be right as rain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Give yourself a few orgasms you'll be right as rain "

To be fair thats my normal cure

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By *uriouscouple83Couple  over a year ago

Worcester

Coleslaw, the right combination of B vitamins and fatty acids. It sounds rank but it works.

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer "

You have, dear friend what is know as a hang over, with your young age I can only assume that you are out of practice and need to introduce more poison into your system at the earliest possible opportunity.

Another fantastic cure is sex, vigorous sex and lots of it, as they say what don’t kill you makes tot stronger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

25 was about the age I realised I couldn't carry on drinking et. al. as I had done before. Now even a few small cans/bottles in the evening can leave me feeling rough the next day.

And I can relate to Rimmer/Carter USM:

https://youtu.be/_BGlAWeNFOE

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was in that very same state this time yesterday.

You lucky thing.

Enjoy it, it’s a feeling I’ve missed

(Whatever your last alcoholic drink was will sort you out. I had a bottle of bud and it fixed me right up)

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

A full English will put you straight

Make sure the yolks are runny though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You just need “the hair of the dog”

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester


"A full English will put you straight

Make sure the yolks are runny though. "

P.S. its a decaff Latte with no sugar please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer

You might have a hangover

D."

Impossible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Stop posting your hungover sad for a minute (typed with compassion and love!) and go and drink a pint of water and take some paracetamol. Go back to bed, tuck the blanket tightly around you and put the heating on and don't let your phone screen illuminate your face.

We've all been there, you'll be right as rain soon. "

Soon is not soon enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"That's why I don't drink "

Great idea

Unfortunately after 6 months locked away the only way I know how to socialise comfortably anymore is with alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Give yourself a few orgasms you'll be right as rain "

Don't have the energy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Coleslaw, the right combination of B vitamins and fatty acids. It sounds rank but it works. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer

You have, dear friend what is know as a hang over, with your young age I can only assume that you are out of practice and need to introduce more poison into your system at the earliest possible opportunity.

Another fantastic cure is sex, vigorous sex and lots of it, as they say what don’t kill you makes tot stronger

"

Remind me again, what is sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I was in that very same state this time yesterday.

You lucky thing.

Enjoy it, it’s a feeling I’ve missed

(Whatever your last alcoholic drink was will sort you out. I had a bottle of bud and it fixed me right up)"

Mate I'm never drinking again

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer

You have, dear friend what is know as a hang over, with your young age I can only assume that you are out of practice and need to introduce more poison into your system at the earliest possible opportunity.

Another fantastic cure is sex, vigorous sex and lots of it, as they say what don’t kill you makes tot stronger

Remind me again, what is sex? "

Message me ( or open your filters) and I can discuss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday "

Chocolate yazoo is much much better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday "

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Chocolate yazoo is much much better "

Milk shake works. I went Ferraro Rocher Frappuccino yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Chocolate yazoo is much much better

Milk shake works. I went Ferraro Rocher Frappuccino yesterday."

Ooh good shout, got some peanut butter Halo Top and almond milk hanging around my stomach's gonna have to start behaving first though

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules "

Amen to that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Urgh poor you

You need all of the drinks, water, coffee, juice , etc .. painkillers food and back to bed with Netflix x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules "

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Chocolate yazoo is much much better

Milk shake works. I went Ferraro Rocher Frappuccino yesterday."

You have very good taste you know x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I was in that very same state this time yesterday.

You lucky thing.

Enjoy it, it’s a feeling I’ve missed

(Whatever your last alcoholic drink was will sort you out. I had a bottle of bud and it fixed me right up)

Mate I'm never drinking again"

Yeah right . We've all said that before

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here "

I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here "

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here

I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower? "

Holy shit

This is an outrage!!!!!!

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By *umalotagainMan  over a year ago

a town called malice


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here "

Ask your local butcher, we have one here who does it, also a good few companies in Scotland who will do a refrigerated delivery and toy can fill the freeze

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By *uriouscouple83Couple  over a year ago

Worcester


"Coleslaw, the right combination of B vitamins and fatty acids. It sounds rank but it works.

"

I’ll take that as a no then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here

I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower? "

Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't have the answers to all the why's and how's, but cold glass of milk does the trick for me.. And ice pops throughout the day.

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By *dsindyTV/TS  over a year ago

East Lancashire

Water.....plenty of.

Paracetamol.....in the right quantity and right times.

Rest.....lots of.

Food....at least some (I find toast with a tiny amount of lemon curd works for me).

Finally.....willpower to not get in that way again (sadly lacking on my part).

Hope this helps xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here

Ask your local butcher, we have one here who does it, also a good few companies in Scotland who will do a refrigerated delivery and toy can fill the freeze "

Good shout! I did bring a stack back when I was last in Scotland but they ran out (far too quickly). They go rather well on potato waffles I found

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here

I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower?

Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better "

So... I've never had a McDonald's breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here

I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower?

Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better

So... I've never had a McDonald's breakfast "

Whaaaaaat?! Oh they’re filth. But ace. I pretend I only have them to keep the kids happy but it’s a complete lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here

I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower?

Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better

So... I've never had a McDonald's breakfast

Whaaaaaat?! Oh they’re filth. But ace. I pretend I only have them to keep the kids happy but it’s a complete lie "

Haha yeah it's just something I never got around to trying before turning veggie 8 years ago. I've seen my friends eat it though and if I'm being honest it really doesn't look very appetising...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You need Irn Bru. A Scots friend once recommended it and it absolutely works. And then stodge. Carbs. Anything you can stomach. Sleep. And yes. Hangover horn will need sorting

I was in a similar state yesterday

Yup, Irn Bru....then square sausage. Has to be square though. Thems the rules

Ahhhh. Love square sausage. Struggle to get it down here

I have never heard of square sausage before today lol what is it and can I make it from cauliflower?

Ha! Definitely not possible with cauliflower! Today is not a day for cauliflower. It’s just like a sausage meet patty which is square. Bit like the ones in a maccies sausage and egg muffin. But better

So... I've never had a McDonald's breakfast

Whaaaaaat?! Oh they’re filth. But ace. I pretend I only have them to keep the kids happy but it’s a complete lie

Haha yeah it's just something I never got around to trying before turning veggie 8 years ago. I've seen my friends eat it though and if I'm being honest it really doesn't look very appetising... "

Fair enough. The veggie options aren’t great. Partner is veggie and he’s disgusted at the prospect. We have sneak one when he’s not here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer "

Dioralyte

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer

Dioralyte

"

I have electrolyte tablets?

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

42 has got something to do with it. Do we get to come over for a hot chocolate for that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer

Dioralyte

I have electrolyte tablets? "

Have you taken them yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer

Dioralyte

I have electrolyte tablets?

Have you taken them yet? "

They're all the way downstairs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer

Dioralyte

I have electrolyte tablets?

Have you taken them yet?

They're all the way downstairs "

First World problems

Lol they will do the trick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think you deserve to stay in bed all day feeling sorry for yourself!

I can't cope with hangovers the last time I had one I had drank a whole bottle of rum and the room was spinning for 24 hours and I was throwing up everywhere. I then found out a few weeks later I was pregnant. I think that put me off heavy drinking for life. I have never got that d*unk since.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" I think you deserve to stay in bed all day feeling sorry for yourself!

I can't cope with hangovers the last time I had one I had drank a whole bottle of rum and the room was spinning for 24 hours and I was throwing up everywhere. I then found out a few weeks later I was pregnant. I think that put me off heavy drinking for life. I have never got that d*unk since. "

Goodness, I think that would put me off too!

So I took the electrolytes and went back to sleep and actually I do feel much better! Think I might have found a cure

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Stop posting your hungover sad for a minute (typed with compassion and love!) and go and drink a pint of water and take some paracetamol. Go back to bed, tuck the blanket tightly around you and put the heating on and don't let your phone screen illuminate your face.

We've all been there, you'll be right as rain soon. "

It's a blankie when you're poorly Meli

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh wow yikes blimey why did I think it a good idea to carry on like I was still 18 and invincible last night when I am very clearly too old for this shit? When will everything stop hurting? Why is water making me MORE thirsty? Why am I dog tired but unable to sleep? Why do I feel simultaneously very turned on and very turned off? What is the meaning of life?

Free coffee goes to first satisfactory answer "

Who cares why. Ibuprofen + Red Bull + chocolate cures all.

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