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Am I ever gonna have sex again?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Answers on a postcard please
Have you put in your application to the government's new 'sex department'?.
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Still wouldn't get me closer to getting any |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Answers on a postcard please
Have you put in your application to the government's new 'sex department'?.
Still wouldn't get me closer to getting any "
Im sure once the covid scenario is over you'll be overwhelmed with offers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Answers on a postcard please
Have you put in your application to the government's new 'sex department'?.
Still wouldn't get me closer to getting any
Im sure once the covid scenario is over you'll be overwhelmed with offers. "
But when will it be over?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Answers on a postcard please
Find a frog, kiss it and see what happens .
No actually don't haha
It will happen when the time is right
The frog ? "
It's not a good idea. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Answers on a postcard please
Have you put in your application to the government's new 'sex department'?.
Still wouldn't get me closer to getting any
Im sure once the covid scenario is over you'll be overwhelmed with offers.
But when will it be over?? "
If i knew the answer to that - I'd be a rich man. |
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"Answers on a postcard please "
I ran out of post cards answering similar questions, but I see much naughtiness and sex in the future, I jait cant tell you how far in the future that will be
In the mean time it’s probably best to accept offers of phone sex or rely on your toy collection for company
Try to stay sexy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course you will. It's an axiom, that a woman, be they on Fab or in the real world, will always be able to find a playmate. You're a sensual woman who can hold a decent conversation. I'd bet my house on it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aha, I’ve found the problem. Your stated age range is too young. They are all too busy on their play stations or doing their hair. Up it my dear."
Don't want to. |
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