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ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm that forum poster,

you know the one,

that disagrees with all you say,

the one who's never wrong,

Everything you want to do,

He did first, not once but thrice,

And every place you've ever been,

was "cheap and nasty and overpriced",

He turned Jackson white,

Invented the kite,

Turned the day into night,

Dined with Dodi and Di in Paris that night,

When you tell him your plans,

Listening is a pain and a chore,

Last weekend he was wrestling dinosaurs,

Your life is such a bore,

He thinks negative attention,

Is better than getting none,

But for once I think our dear poster,

Might be in danger of being wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm gutted this is getting no love, it took me a whole 3 minutes to write. That's longer than I take to cum!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm gutted this is getting no love, it took me a whole 3 minutes to write. That's longer than I take to cum!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm gutted this is getting no love, it took me a whole 3 minutes to write. That's longer than I take to cum!!! "

I hope this is just a thumbs up to say you think I'm funny and not that you agree that I can't last 3 minutes. Imagine if this thread just turned into a lot of disgruntled and dissatisfied women berating my sexual performance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bravo maestro! bravo!

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