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I'd have more sex if ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there 
What would help you get laid more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
I agree with you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not grim up north  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If i ate more salad would help  |
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
Links body spray and a Miracle...! |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
There's some absolute beauts down south as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if some of you southern ladies lived up north |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Midlands is the way to go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If there weren't a pandemic about, and if I weren't as much of a dick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I washed more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I shaved more "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if i wasn't always fucking knackered from shifts #gettingnoyounger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
& a nasty cough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I lived in Wales  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I didn’t work... it he didn’t work  |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
I think its sods law that wherever you live, the people you fancy are absolutely miles away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I was slimmer and more confident |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
If I was younger |
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By *9alMan
over a year ago
Bridgend |
"If I washed more "
no we love real dirty women on here
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Midlands is the way to go "
That still doesn't help, but it could just be me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's wrong with meat and two veg ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was 20+ years younger, didn't have a beard and lived somewhere with more than 3 women in the fab population.
Oh, and was marginally less married. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was younger"
Well come here because your age matters not a jot to me  |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
If I was female,
let’s be honest ladies you could get laid whenever you like.
But it is strange go anywhere and everyone seems to be where you where I travel the country a lot and wherever I’m not is where the action seems to be |
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If i did not work nightshift and every 2nd weekend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i did not work nightshift and every 2nd weekend "
So is it sex or work this weekend Belle? X |
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
If the Chinese had not infested this world with a bloody virus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If i ate more salad would help "
me too!
A salad or 2 would help my self esteem after all the booze and crap I've eaten recently  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I was attractive or somebodys type or wasn't a smoker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?
I agree with you!"
It's ridiculous how many beautiful men are up there
Next time I go up there I'm going to pretend I'm going home to my mate but secretly book a hotel for another night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If Mrs C was sexually active |
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
Every optician in the country banning women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd have more sex if...
I was rich and powerful.
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
My god that’s is so true!!!
Well at least a better chance |
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"I'd have more sex if...
I was rich and powerful.
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How does that get you more sex? Just curious why you'd need money and power? |
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"Midlands is the way to go "
After North |
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"If I could work fewer hours. "
But you do mega important and wonderful work, C  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?
I agree with you!
It's ridiculous how many beautiful men are up there
Next time I go up there I'm going to pretend I'm going home to my mate but secretly book a hotel for another night "
I used to live up north! May have to venture back. |
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If I had a completely different personality  |
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
I still live up North  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
Where? hahah
If I was in Wales x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was good looking and a six pack |
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"If I had a completely different personality "
Or a bigger tow bar |
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If the clubs, socials and get togethers hadn’t been cancelled until further notice!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The North is definitely the way to go...purely impartial view here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the clubs, socials and get togethers hadn’t been cancelled until further notice! "
Pesky cv-19 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I didn’t have a beard phobia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If someone wasn’t 200 miles away  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If i could be bothered. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If i could be bothered. "
there is this!
I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men were interested!! "
Well, at least you're in the right place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men were interested!! "
Shows interest ...... cider ? x |
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"Men were interested!!
Well, at least you're in the right place "
Why hello, what a tasty looking chap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men were interested!! "
How can men not be interested in you? You're stunning.... xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If the clubs, socials and get togethers hadn’t been cancelled until further notice! "
Yeah the cough needs to fuck right off now |
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If there were no pandemic and I could book a flight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i could be bothered.
there is this!
I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot "
Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort . Have fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men were interested!!
Well, at least you're in the right place
Why hello, what a tasty looking chap "
Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside |
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"Men were interested!!
Well, at least you're in the right place
Why hello, what a tasty looking chap
Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside "
I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If i could be bothered.
there is this!
I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot
Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort . Have fun! "
It is an effort - I have to speak to the Deliveroo driver
That will be the most male company I'll get tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If i could be bothered.
there is this!
I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot
Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort . Have fun! "
To be fair, you can have bad sex, it's pretty hard to have a bad pizza  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I was less annoying and didn’t have a micro penis. |
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If you would just open your legs for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have more sex if...
I was rich and powerful.
How does that get you more sex? Just curious why you'd need money and power? "
...or perhaps if I had tits and a vagina. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men were interested!!
Well, at least you're in the right place
Why hello, what a tasty looking chap
Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside
I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception "
Well, why have one when you can have both? Life's better when you don't have to choose |
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"I'd have more sex if...
I was rich and powerful.
How does that get you more sex? Just curious why you'd need money and power?
...or perhaps if I had tits and a vagina."
Ah, so you are a repressed lesbian?! |
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"Men were interested!!
Well, at least you're in the right place
Why hello, what a tasty looking chap
Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside
I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception
Well, why have one when you can have both? Life's better when you don't have to choose "
I'll try most things once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd have more sex if...
I was rich and powerful.
How does that get you more sex? Just curious why you'd need money and power?
...or perhaps if I had tits and a vagina.
Ah, so you are a repressed lesbian?! "
When I die, I want to come back as a lesbian. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I was less annoying and didn’t have a micro penis."
Have you tried a gag and ladies undies?
You'll be sexed till it hurts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People sending me a message asking for it is a great start! |
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"If i could be bothered.
there is this!
I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot
Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort . Have fun!
To be fair, you can have bad sex, it's pretty hard to have a bad pizza "
I miss sex! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I didn't work so much |
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"I think its sods law that wherever you live, the people you fancy are absolutely miles away. "
Second that. Saw someone wanting people less than 4 miles away recently. Prefer to explore! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I could have a head transplant.
And a body transplant. |
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
Whats wrong with us down south lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I could have a head transplant.
And a body transplant. "
At the same time ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the yorkshire guys.and there is one in particular. |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
If there wasn’t a global pandemic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men were interested!!
Well, at least you're in the right place
Why hello, what a tasty looking chap
Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside
I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception
Well, why have one when you can have both? Life's better when you don't have to choose
I'll try most things once "
You never know, if you try it once, you might not get enough of it |
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"I think its sods law that wherever you live, the people you fancy are absolutely miles away.
Second that. Saw someone wanting people less than 4 miles away recently. Prefer to explore!"
Four miles! Can you imagine bumping into all your past shags in Aldi? Mind you - I’m a pretty good shag so they might all sub me a fiver towards the shopping! 
I saw a past meet in the park car park whilst I was walking the pup last week. He was with a friend so we didn’t say hello - but damn he looked hot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I wasn’t so picky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I could have a head transplant.
And a body transplant.
At the same time ? "
Saves time. |
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By *iyoMan
over a year ago
kent |
If I could find a women who wants to meet ! |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
if i owned a gin and cake factory |
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"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north. "
I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.
That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.
I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.
That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable! "
This is so true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please move up north everyone, it's a wasteland up here |
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"if i owned a gin and cake factory "
Berry gin?
What kind of cake? |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
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"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.
I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.
That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable! "
Summed up perfectly lol |
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
Come to Scotland...I'd play with you!
I need to shed a stone and I will be more happy and confident stripping... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.
I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.
That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable! "
Yep, people use it as an excuse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.
I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.
That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable! "
Haha.. Love it |
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I would say if there wasn't a pandemic but I didn't get laid all that much before it so maybe it just feels like that's all that's stopping me . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I wasn’t stuck in this bean bag. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
If I wasn't such a nice guy.
Well, it seems the ladies all go for the bad guys!
Oh, and if I didn't have a face like a slapped arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If my vag was mended "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say if there wasn't a pandemic but I didn't get laid all that much before it so maybe it just feels like that's all that's stopping me ."
You weren't getting laid much before?
By choice surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.
I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.
That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable!
Summed up perfectly lol"
Oh im in Newcastle next week. |
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"I would say if there wasn't a pandemic but I didn't get laid all that much before it so maybe it just feels like that's all that's stopping me .
You weren't getting laid much before?
By choice surely? "
Nope |
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
A willing participant mabey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You take the North, I'll take the South. I'd never be out of bed if I could shunt further down the M5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I didn't work so much. |
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"If my vag was mended
Me too "
How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out |
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Believe me when I tell you that if you owned your own hotel (as I do) you’d be too knackered to have more sex...as I am. The most you could do would be to fantasise about the beautiful couples you have staying and listen to them fucking. |
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"Where are all these irresistible men up north? .. I must be in the wrong bit of the north.
I think it’s an unwritten fab rule tbh. Wherever you live in the UK - you have to fancy people at the other end of the UK rather than local peeps.
That way you get the pleasure of messaging them to say ‘if only you lived closer’ and being miserable!
Yep, people use it as an excuse. "
Tbh I don’t think it’s deliberately unkind - the opposite actually. If you don’t find someone attractive and they live 100+ miles away - you can use that as an excuse instead of telling someone you simply don’t fancy them.
Hence thousands of fabbers are convinced they’d be shagging daily if only they lived at the other end of the country.
Simples! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I put some effort in .... |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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If he didn’t go to work........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
Ugh, no way.
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If I was less choosy
Which let's face it, is not going to happen
Jo x |
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"Men were interested!!
Well, at least you're in the right place
Why hello, what a tasty looking chap
Why thank you, please don't mind the bitter coating, I'm sweet on the inside
I usually don't go for sweet and savoury together, but I can make an exception
Well, why have one when you can have both? Life's better when you don't have to choose
I'll try most things once
You never know, if you try it once, you might not get enough of it "
We'd have to see if the first try made me want to buy |
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If the Mr was home, guess I gotta do it myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I lived Down South and was looking for NSA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
I think I would move south! Maybe it all those perverts in the middle that's having the sex |
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If I got any joy from NSA... sadly I don’t so I stay in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I got any joy from NSA... sadly I don’t so I stay in "
I don’t either. Makes it a lot more difficult on here for sure x |
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"If i could be bothered.
there is this!
I've got a date with a pizza and a bottle of wine tonight - hot
Scary how often that wins over anything that takes actual effort . Have fun!
It is an effort - I have to speak to the Deliveroo driver
That will be the most male company I'll get tonight "
I’d have more sex if I was a pizza delivery man |
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over a year ago
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"If I got any joy from NSA... sadly I don’t so I stay in "
Snap x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The kids went to sleep when their head's hit the pillow!
And if I didn't have periods. That's when I do all my socials |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I was living alone, I accomodated, oh and if I became instashag! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I was living alone, I accomodated, oh and if I became instashag!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If my vag was mended
Me too
How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out "
It’s going to be a long road xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
Agreed. Its bloody rife up here in the North East, although the North West has some beauts I'd so wanna take for a spin. |
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"If my vag was mended
Me too
How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out
It’s going to be a long road xx"
Awww bless ya! Best wishes for a good recovery and that you can test drive it all soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
If I tried |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I lived down south
Distance is a cunt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My impossible good looks and mercurial personality didn't put women off.
Either that or Camembert flavoured knobs became a thing.
Definitely one of those anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You take the North, I'll take the South. I'd never be out of bed if I could shunt further down the M5 "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would say if there wasn't a pandemic but I didn't get laid all that much before it so maybe it just feels like that's all that's stopping me ."
Haha same  |
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Lived anywhere else but here (frustrated) |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
If I lived 100 miles from where I do now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
Are you kidding? I'd very much prefer to be around bucks the scene around there seems amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I hadn't been tied up in this sack and abandoned down some deep dark cave.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got back together with my psycho ex gf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If my vag was mended
Me too
How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out
It’s going to be a long road xx
Awww bless ya! Best wishes for a good recovery and that you can test drive it all soon "
I’m in no rush.....
It seems there’s a queue tho |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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My other partner lived closer. Woe is me. |
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"If my vag was mended
Me too
How are you getting on? I'm waiting for the stitches to come out
It’s going to be a long road xx
Awww bless ya! Best wishes for a good recovery and that you can test drive it all soon
I’m in no rush.....
It seems there’s a queue tho "
Stacking 'em up?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If chameleons were open.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not being me |
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
Being 25 years younger.. |
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To be fair. Its not that I'm less interesres in sex these days...its more that I'm AS interested in fried rice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If chameleons were open...."
I miss chams so much. Not been for a very long time but me and my chameleon tattoo will be back when they reopen |
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"I lived up North.
There are some beauties up there
What would help you get laid more?"
More days in the week |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
If I lived near the airfield where Glen Miller took his final flight from.
Maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If sky remote controls were much smaller
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
If i was thinner, better looking, taller, didn't work so much and had a teleportation machine.
Apart from that - i think im doing ok. |
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"If i was thinner, better looking, taller, didn't work so much and had a teleportation machine.
Apart from that - i think im doing ok. "
Lol love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I lived down south |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I could be arsed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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there were more blind women |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
If I wasn't so busy/exhausted/in pain a lot of the time.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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... I didn’t keep inadvertently closing threads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See? |
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