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Most surprising thing that’s happened during sex?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good or bad, let’s hear all about it lol."
When a lady you met here tells you that it's the best oral she ever got  ...then you reply with the ol' classic song lyric .." l bet you say that to all the boys "...and she burst's her sides laughing... |
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over a year ago
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First time she fanny farted.
I didn't know what had happened and the first time I made a woman's legs shake as she gushed what seemed like the contents of a Olympic swimming pool onto the bed |
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over a year ago
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"She said it hurt in her pussy so she begged for it in her arse that’s a keeper  "
As much as anal can be fun, surely the vagina is better overall?
It is designed for sex.
So someone who found vaginal penetration painful is a keeper?  |
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A while ago I had a pyogenic granuloma on my finger (essentially a big lump of scar tissue).
I forgot about it and slapped D's arse whole we were fucking. The granuloma exploded - that bled rather a lot  |
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over a year ago
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I got d*unk and started singing lion king to his willy
"Im gonna be a might king, like no king was before, im looking up im looking out, im working on my ROAR!"  |
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Finding the spot whilst being ridden, learning where and how she liked it so I could make her squirt any time I wanted to whilst inside her.
Being soaked the first time was a huge surprise, but learnt how to do it again and again and again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was mid shag with a woman who had a couple of dogs. The larger of the two was poised to kill and staring daggers at me from the corner of the room. The small dog jumped on to the sofa, and I felt a wet long tongue in places I shouldn't. |
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"Was riding my wife doggystyle and accidentally went balls deep in her arse, she didn't half squeal as doesn't normally do anal. "
Even if she was accustomed to regular anal - it still hurts like fuck if something the size of a penis enters your arse without prep or lube.
I love anal - but when this happens to me I still have to fight the urge to cry as it’s so damned painful! 
I’m not suggesting you found it amusing - but any guy who does in this situation is a total twunt! |
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"I accidentally licked her asshole and it started a whole new fetish for us both!"
The first time somebody rimmed me, I wasn't expecting it, and made my eyes open. I enjoyed it but really was innocent back then, and not sure I even was aware of such things before she did it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The most surprising thing is that I get any sex at all. Nothing surprising has ever happened during it except when I split my banjo string the first time I used a condom. But that wasn’t a surprise really, I didn’t have a fucking clue how to put a condom in properly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oohh... Gushing from anal
Yep. This one for me too. Didn't think it possible but proved wrong. "
I wasn't sure if it was helped by the fact that I was on top.. But bloody hell it was good! |
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Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse
It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you... |
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"Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse
It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you... "
An actual jack Russel or the ex England wicket keeper ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse
It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you...
An actual jack Russel or the ex England wicket keeper ? "
Thats made me lol so much... well a dog of ciurse but it still knocked me for 6 |
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I was Involved in a bit of a free-for-all and was attending to the love button of a young lady whose legs were being held up by a guy who was giving her a good pounding.
When he withdrew a little too far and popped out, I calmly and without thinking guided him back in.
Not sure who was more surprised. Me (100%) straight or him for the unasked for assist.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse
It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you... "
Haha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was this one time, at band camp!  ha ha love this
I used to love her stories - they were all so
I even contemplated learning an instrument so I could go to one! "
Rusty trombone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst going down on a girl for the first time on her parents living room carpet I suddenly realised the family pet jack russel had tip toed in from the kitchen and was licking my arse
It was 35yrs ago and he's obviously long gone now but Reble I've never forgotten you... "
Did you steal the dog?
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Orgy at Fun4Two - thought she was sucking me but it wasn’t her. I looked around and she wasn’t to be seen. Turned out she’d gone to a private room with 3 other guys! |
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"Orgy at Fun4Two - thought she was sucking me but it wasn’t her. I looked around and she wasn’t to be seen. Turned out she’d gone to a private room with 3 other guys! "
Oh blimey. Who was it then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Orgy at Fun4Two - thought she was sucking me but it wasn’t her. I looked around and she wasn’t to be seen. Turned out she’d gone to a private room with 3 other guys!
Oh blimey. Who was it then?"
The guys? No idea ha - I didn’t mind we had a v open relationship in that respect |
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The day we found out my wife could squirt it was in the car I was playing with her pussy on what I thought was a farmers field entrance she was making a right mess when a bloke in a 4x4 pulled up i thought he was just a perv but as I looked forward in his lights was his house we had parked in his drive |
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"He started squealing like a girl when he started to cum. It was the most bizarre experience I've ever had wow I'd have probably laughed "
I couldn't stop laughing when he left, he didn't think it was a weird sex sound but he sounded a bit like a pig...! |
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By *ee04Man
over a year ago
Essex |
It wasn’t actually during sex but it ended with a lot of sex.
Back in my earl twenties was seeing a girl who had a bf. well at a party and her bf and a load of my mates left early as they were off on a lads holiday. Me being a poor student could afford to go.
As the party wound down I went in search of said girl and found her in a bed with my mates gf. They had the duvet pulled up to their chins, I went to get in at which point I was told no you have to undress. Me being me stripped to my boxers and went again to get in, nope them off too. Ok off they came I pulled back the duvet expecting them both to be fully clothed and to start laughing by no both where fully naked and let’s say I had the best week looking after them until the boys came back from their hols. |
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First time a bloke from a vanilla site I was dating took his clothes off, he revealed a Prince Albert, both testicles pierced with ringsand both nipple's pierced with studs in... Wasn't expecting that. |
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By *JRileyMan 15 weeks ago
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"First time a bloke from a vanilla site I was dating took his clothes off, he revealed a Prince Albert, both testicles pierced with ringsand both nipple's pierced with studs in... Wasn't expecting that. "
Did you follow through with the deed? And how do you navigate that? 😉 |
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Had a T-rex come up and start dry humping me from behind in the middle of a FFM.
Yes, that really happened
For context I was at Club F in Stanley in the play room with my wife and a lady freind when the club owner ran in wearing one of those inflatable T Rex outfits.
Im quite proud to say she only put me off my game for a moment or two.
Was a great night lol.
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"Had a T-rex come up and start dry humping me from behind in the middle of a FFM.
Yes, that really happened
For context I was at Club F in Stanley in the play room with my wife and a lady freind when the club owner ran in wearing one of those inflatable T Rex outfits.
Im quite proud to say she only put me off my game for a moment or two.
Was a great night lol.
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It wouldn't be able to finger either of you. |
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That I believed my husband that the steps/noise outside was the postman and he'd be gone in two ticks (staying at his parents, downstairs bedroom). Gave it a few seconds then when my husband started fucking again I let loose and was moaning and groaning very loudly.
It was a Sunday. There was no postman. It was his dad sweeping up outside. Who heard everything.
Breakfast was a bit awkward.
C xoxo |
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So the most surprising, and scary thing to happen to me was when in an over enthusiastic attempt at deep throating an ex I managed to bend my cock and it started bleeding from the pee hole! Fucking scared the life out of me at the time and although the young lady doctor I saw said (in as many words) that it was probably just a flesh wound and would get better by itself it was quite a traumatic experience, although the look on her face when she saw my shaved cock and balls was quite amusing too! |
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"So the most surprising, and scary thing to happen to me was when in an over enthusiastic attempt at deep throating an ex I managed to bend my cock and it started bleeding from the pee hole! Fucking scared the life out of me at the time and although the young lady doctor I saw said (in as many words) that it was probably just a flesh wound and would get better by itself it was quite a traumatic experience, although the look on her face when she saw my shaved cock and balls was quite amusing too! "
This happened to one of my play mates. When we finished having sex we realised there was a lot of blood and at first thought I had started my period, but then realised it was him and not me. The doctor said it was just a burst blood vessel from “over exertion”!!!
Was a bit freaky though |
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"So the most surprising, and scary thing to happen to me was when in an over enthusiastic attempt at deep throating an ex I managed to bend my cock and it started bleeding from the pee hole! Fucking scared the life out of me at the time and although the young lady doctor I saw said (in as many words) that it was probably just a flesh wound and would get better by itself it was quite a traumatic experience, although the look on her face when she saw my shaved cock and balls was quite amusing too!
This happened to one of my play mates. When we finished having sex we realised there was a lot of blood and at first thought I had started my period, but then realised it was him and not me. The doctor said it was just a burst blood vessel from “over exertion”!!!
Was a bit freaky though"
Yes it was a bit scary at the time but it didn’t seem to have any lasting issues! Glad to hear I am not the only one it’s happened to though! |
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