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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seen some rancid looking one eyed monsters and cabbage caves on here. Ones jap looked like puckered up lips hence the title.
Describe the worse you’ve seen 
Or don’t and piss off and that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Calling other people's private bits ugly, doesn't do you any favours, Mr Perfect. "
I mentioned no names no shames. Nor claim my beavers tail is perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Calling other people's private bits ugly, doesn't do you any favours, Mr Perfect.
I mentioned no names no shames. Nor claim my beavers tail is perfect"
You didn't need to mention names. Your descriptions did the damage. Very unkind to body shame. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I looked at my own once. Scarred I tell you! "
Girl, your profile has cheered me up so so much after a pretty shit day, those dick pics are giving me life  x |
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"I looked at my own once. Scarred I tell you!
Girl, your profile has cheered me up so so much after a pretty shit day, those dick pics are giving me life x"
Aww I'm so glad. This made me do a stupid grin  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst I've seen was a woman masturbating with the stiff corpse of a ferret. Proper rank it was.
Best wank I've ever had though.
(and she was on her period - it was like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst I've seen was a woman masturbating with the stiff corpse of a ferret. Proper rank it was.
Best wank I've ever had though.
(and she was on her period - it was like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)."
And how do you know it was a ferret not a mink or a stoat or a weasel? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The worst I've seen was a woman masturbating with the stiff corpse of a ferret. Proper rank it was.
Best wank I've ever had though.
(and she was on her period - it was like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre).
And how do you know it was a ferret not a mink or a stoat or a weasel? "
I know my mustelids  |
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