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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes a lady screamed not far from me in town. I ran to see what was happening.
I didn't have a plan. What was I going to do when I got there? Me 5'9 against some 6ft heterosexual males. I only came out for Tunnocks Tea Cakes from Tesco as well 
I turned the corner to find three tall males towering over a short lady. Just as I was about to save her she opened her mouth and shouted "if I find out you have shagged my mate again I'll fucking kill ya. I get shagged by you, not her"
He said "I didn't shag her I just fingered her for a few minutes. I will make it up to you by buying you burger and chips" She said "yeah you fucking will"
The lady, her bf and his three friends headed off into the sunset. Well not a sunset more a big yellow glowing M sign for McDonalds.
So it was a happy ending. Nobody was in danger. Just a man shit scared of his gf. Which is normal where I live btw.
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