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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I just hit 40 and have got life pretty made,
There's a Beamer in the drive and the mortgages's fully paid,
Only there's one thing wrong with this perfect life,
I just can't bare to have sex with the wife,
I'd love the girl on reception to sit on my face,
but mixing business with pleasure could lead to work disgrace,
There's girls of the night that charge a pretty fee,
But I'm looking for that special someone who'll give me it for free,
Along comes Fab, it looks totally legit,
Free to join and the women are pretty fit,
I sign up quick, say I'm single, I'm no fool,
Your inbox is full of pictures of my tool,
There's some out there getting angry pretty quick,
you're not too keen on unsolicited pics of dick,
Yet still I carry on and I even snag a few,
They're not quite my type but any hole will do,
But they start to suss when I'm only on the phone,
between the hours of 10 and 2am or when I'm on my own,
I bitch in the forums that the site is down the pan,
and secretly I'd fuck anything that moves, maybe except for my nan,
And that's when I glance at the unread messages from people that I block,
For no other reason than instead of pussies they have cock,
Wondering to myself if perhaps this time I really can,
Give up on all the women on here and grab myself a man.
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