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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For years when I'm walking through my office i for no apparent reason turn into Shane Warne and pretend to bowl a gentle leg break.
My office is all marked out for social distancing,tape on the floor every 2 metres, long lanes a metre wide for traffic flow, when no one is around i break into a gentle trot and do a triple jump ala jonathon Edwards,i have jumped just over 4 metres so far, i know one day i will do myself an injury and one of my staff will walk in to find me lying on the floor in agony 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I pretend I have a squirrel’s tail that I fluff up and put bows in. I’ve been doing it since I can remember and it became a way for me to boost self-confidence when I was a teenager. Imagining that you have a lovely, fluffy squirrels tail while walking up to give a presentation works a treat in my opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*looks in mirror*
Hi guys this is Lemon welcome to my YouTube channel today I will talk you through my mental health issues and also I will curl my hair at the same time woo. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do them when other people are around to be fair. I think the ome that surprises most people is Inlike to go up stairs on all fours. "
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"For years when I'm walking through my office i for no apparent reason turn into Shane Warne and pretend to bowl a gentle leg break.
My office is all marked out for social distancing,tape on the floor every 2 metres, long lanes a metre wide for traffic flow, when no one is around i break into a gentle trot and do a triple jump ala jonathon Edwards,i have jumped just over 4 metres so far, i know one day i will do myself an injury and one of my staff will walk in to find me lying on the floor in agony
So do you do anything daft when no one is around?"
Loving the triple jump.
I do most of my daft stuff when people are about to be honest.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sometimes hand a stranger a fiver or tenner and pretend they must have dropped it. On here mostly wank off or do tributes for people. It’s good to make people happy. There’s enough shite in life. Happy weekend everyone one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do them when other people are around to be fair. I think the ome that surprises most people is Inlike to go up stairs on all fours.
Lmaooo fuckkk I'm crying
Heeeyyyy  "
It's cute I would definitely like to watch you do it and if you are naked then even better!!  |
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"I pretend I have a squirrel’s tail that I fluff up and put bows in. I’ve been doing it since I can remember and it became a way for me to boost self-confidence when I was a teenager. Imagining that you have a lovely, fluffy squirrels tail while walking up to give a presentation works a treat in my opinion "
Love this, which half of the couple is Tufty I wonder |
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"I do them when other people are around to be fair. I think the ome that surprises most people is Inlike to go up stairs on all fours.
Lmaooo fuckkk I'm crying
Heeeyyyy
It's cute I would definitely like to watch you do it and if you are naked then even better!! "
Or in a dress with no knickers  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"For years when I'm walking through my office i for no apparent reason turn into Shane Warne and pretend to bowl a gentle leg break.
My office is all marked out for social distancing,tape on the floor every 2 metres, long lanes a metre wide for traffic flow, when no one is around i break into a gentle trot and do a triple jump ala jonathon Edwards,i have jumped just over 4 metres so far, i know one day i will do myself an injury and one of my staff will walk in to find me lying on the floor in agony
So do you do anything daft when no one is around?"
I find that cute.
In my last place of work they had a ladies toilet that had a long mirror running the length of the wall above the sinks.
I used to do that Jennifer Grey move where she’s practicing her move on the bridge and leans back a bit before moving off. Just because the sink height was the right height to enable me to do it and I’d look over my shoulder into the mirror like she did on the bridge before going back onto the office floor. All casual like.
Thankfully I was never caught, thanks to my cat like reflexes.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"For years when I'm walking through my office i for no apparent reason turn into Shane Warne and pretend to bowl a gentle leg break.
My office is all marked out for social distancing,tape on the floor every 2 metres, long lanes a metre wide for traffic flow, when no one is around i break into a gentle trot and do a triple jump ala jonathon Edwards,i have jumped just over 4 metres so far, i know one day i will do myself an injury and one of my staff will walk in to find me lying on the floor in agony
So do you do anything daft when no one is around?
I find that cute.
In my last place of work they had a ladies toilet that had a long mirror running the length of the wall above the sinks.
I used to do that Jennifer Grey move where she’s practicing her move on the bridge and leans back a bit before moving off. Just because the sink height was the right height to enable me to do it and I’d look over my shoulder into the mirror like she did on the bridge before going back onto the office floor. All casual like.
Thankfully I was never caught, thanks to my cat like reflexes.
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