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Missing a step when running down them! There’s nothing like seeing your life flash before you and an overwhelming sense of impending doom to get the old ticker going |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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I just went Stand up paddle boarding and a seal bobbed up very near me. I paddled over to within six feet of it.
After I returned the board I went for a swim and it popped up again right next to me.
It was amazing! I definitely got a kick from that! |
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"Missing a step when running down them! There’s nothing like seeing your life flash before you and an overwhelming sense of impending doom to get the old ticker going "
When you get to the bottom and laugh like an utter maniac  |
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"My mouth is burning from hot hot hot curry. That perfect blend of layered heat. Oooooft it’s made my brain feel alive and well too!
What’s given you a good kick lately?  "
Put some loo roll in the fridge cos tomorrow you're gonna have a bum like a Japanese flag! |
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"I just went Stand up paddle boarding and a seal bobbed up very near me. I paddled over to within six feet of it.
After I returned the board I went for a swim and it popped up again right next to me.
It was amazing! I definitely got a kick from that! "
Was it wearing steel toecap boots?   |
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"I just went Stand up paddle boarding and a seal bobbed up very near me. I paddled over to within six feet of it.
After I returned the board I went for a swim and it popped up again right next to me.
It was amazing! I definitely got a kick from that! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Missing a step when running down them! There’s nothing like seeing your life flash before you and an overwhelming sense of impending doom to get the old ticker going "
Or when you sit on the toilet and the seat slips and you have visions of being found arse in air and knickers round ankles for all the wrong reasons |
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"My mouth is burning from hot hot hot curry. That perfect blend of layered heat. Oooooft it’s made my brain feel alive and well too!
What’s given you a good kick lately? "
A donkey into the but-tocks. |
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