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I want to know how many women I’m synced with by the power of mother nature as of today 
 Ovulating; horny and happy
In the pursuit of pleasure, empowered
 PMS; still horny but now angry, ready to attack! or sad, ready to cry out loud! or both at the same time.
 On Period; nothing matters but survival and food. Lots of cakes and pastries and more cakes.
 Post- Period; self-doubting, questioning, maybe a bit vulnerable so keeping your distance with others. Seeking purpose and order. Maybe a little bit horny again 
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Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.
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"I want to know how many women I’m synced with by the power of mother nature as of today
Ovulating; horny and happy
In the pursuit of pleasure, empowered
PMS; still horny but now angry, ready to attack! or sad, ready to cry out loud! or both at the same time.
On Period; nothing matters but survival and food. Lots of cakes and pastries and more cakes.
Post- Period; self-doubting, questioning, maybe a bit vulnerable so keeping your distance with others. Seeking purpose and order. Maybe a little bit horny again
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No womb. So f*ck knows.
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"Don't have periods and I have more of a hormone soup than a hormone cycle.
Are the amount of mood ingredients changes or you are simply staying horny and want cake at all times? "
Pretty much yeah. Sometimes there's crying over being horny ot not having cake too. |
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"Don't have periods and I have more of a hormone soup than a hormone cycle.
Are the amount of mood ingredients changes or you are simply staying horny and want cake at all times?
Pretty much yeah. Sometimes there's crying over being horny or not having cake too. "
I feel you! |
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"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.
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Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon! |
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"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???  "
2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.
I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much  |
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I'm between the fist 2. Mellow with an easily awoken horn.
I love my cycle tracker. It's warns me when I might be emotional or achey or ready to bleed  puts things into perspective. |
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I should have finished blobbing this week, however I'm on day 9 of bleeding. 9!!! Normally I'm 4 or 5.
Can't lie, my moo is feeling as though it won't be long now before it's happy enough to do the whole *whispers* "sex" thing again. |
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"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???
2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.
I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much "
Best thing I ever did too |
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Post- Period; self-doubting, questioning, maybe a bit vulnerable so keeping your distance with others. Seeking purpose and order. Maybe a little bit horny again
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I’m post period but probably more horny than a little bit at the moment |
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"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.
Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!"
It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months  |
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"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???
2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.
I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much "
My Mirena has changed my periods to irregular hellscape to mostly regular and light to regular. I love it |
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"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.
Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!
It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months "
It's absolutely hellish. I have about 1 week a month just now feeling any kind of normal. My 6 months was up just as lockdown started and I got stuck with it even longer but I'm hoping to get rid of it soon, I cant do another 6 months ! You have my sympathy |
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"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???
2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.
I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much
Best thing I ever did too "
I need to check that Mirena  but.., I don’t have a good feeling of not having periods. I always think that I become a blow up balloon when my periods stop |
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"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.
Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!
It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months
It's absolutely hellish. I have about 1 week a month just now feeling any kind of normal. My 6 months was up just as lockdown started and I got stuck with it even longer but I'm hoping to get rid of it soon, I cant do another 6 months ! You have my sympathy "
And you mine my darling.
The whole point of trying it was to get my off hormonal co contraception, but honestly I’d take the shitty hormones again in a heartbeat not to be constantly cramping and sore... or to have regular or no periods again |
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Seventh year of perimenopause and I've been through the mill. Fingers crossed I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Periods are really light but can still last a week. No more anger, night sweats are rare and hot flushes now once in a blue moon. Sometimes get very vulnerable though. |
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"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.
Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!
It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months
It's absolutely hellish. I have about 1 week a month just now feeling any kind of normal. My 6 months was up just as lockdown started and I got stuck with it even longer but I'm hoping to get rid of it soon, I cant do another 6 months ! You have my sympathy
And you mine my darling.
The whole point of trying it was to get my off hormonal co contraception, but honestly I’d take the shitty hormones again in a heartbeat not to be constantly cramping and sore... or to have regular or no periods again "
If it helps, the mirena has a lot lower dose of hormomes and its released directly into your uterus rather than into the blood stream like most contraceptives. Obviously as with anything some people don't get on with it but just thought I'd mention it . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???
2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.
I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much
Best thing I ever did too
I need to check that Mirena but.., I don’t have a good feeling of not having periods. I always think that I become a blow up balloon when my periods stop "
I had those reservations  but honestly it’s the best decision I’ve made for my body when it comes to contraception. I had tried implant/injection/what felt like every type of pill going and getting the Mirena was a game changer! |
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"I’ve been period opt out for 10 years now How???
2 Mirena coils on the bounce. It’s been life changing! No periods, no fuss, no worries. She just sits there like a best friend that always has your back making sure no surprises happen.
I know it doesn’t always stop periods for everyone but it has for me. I love her so much
Best thing I ever did too
I need to check that Mirena but.., I don’t have a good feeling of not having periods. I always think that I become a blow up balloon when my periods stop
I had those reservations but honestly it’s the best decision I’ve made for my body when it comes to contraception. I had tried implant/injection/what felt like every type of pill going and getting the Mirena was a game changer! "
I had a mirena for a year and it was great but then I had to have it out for a gynae procedure and then I got put on the combined pill to prevent ovarian cysts so didn't get another  . |
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over a year ago
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"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon
 and hugs!
And cake? 
Of course. Carrot cake? "
Only if it's without raisins   |
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"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon
and hugs!
And cake?
Of course. Carrot cake?
Only if it's without raisins "
I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too |
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"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon
and hugs!
And cake?
Of course. Carrot cake?
Only if it's without raisins
I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too "
I will make sure to have that Cadbury ready for you which you haven't collected yet |
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"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon
and hugs!
And cake?
Of course. Carrot cake?
Only if it's without raisins
I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too
I will make sure to have that Cadbury ready for you which you haven't collected yet "
I'll be satisfied just with your pretty face. Though I wouldn't say no to boobs... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.
Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!
It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months "
That's because they get a big pay out from the makers!! It's your body so you tell them to take it out or you will try to!! Make a weekly appointment and pester the life out of them until they take it out. That's what I did with my coil.
I dont know what stage I'm at. According to my tracker, I should be ovulating but I dont let my period rule my life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon
and hugs!
And cake?
Of course. Carrot cake?
Only if it's without raisins
I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too
I will make sure to have that Cadbury ready for you which you haven't collected yet
I'll be satisfied just with your pretty face. Though I wouldn't say no to boobs... "
Sounds like a deal. My hormonal face is far from pretty right now anyway, so just stare at boobs |
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"The stage when I'm constantly craving cake Luckily for me it should be over soon
and hugs!
And cake?
Of course. Carrot cake?
Only if it's without raisins
I shall tripple check and bring you kinder buenos too
I will make sure to have that Cadbury ready for you which you haven't collected yet
I'll be satisfied just with your pretty face. Though I wouldn't say no to boobs...
Sounds like a deal. My hormonal face is far from pretty right now anyway, so just stare at boobs "
I'm sure it's still perfectly pretty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cross between PMS and on my period. But since mine is all over the fucking place and this copper coil is either the best or worst idea I’ve ever had, I could almost constantly be in either state.
Defo my worst idea ever, I swear I'm ready to try ripping it out myself if I can't get an appointment soon!
It’s making me almost consistently sore. My last period lasted for 12 days but my doctor won’t take it out till I’ve been on it for a minimum of 6 months
It's absolutely hellish. I have about 1 week a month just now feeling any kind of normal. My 6 months was up just as lockdown started and I got stuck with it even longer but I'm hoping to get rid of it soon, I cant do another 6 months ! You have my sympathy
And you mine my darling.
The whole point of trying it was to get my off hormonal co contraception, but honestly I’d take the shitty hormones again in a heartbeat not to be constantly cramping and sore... or to have regular or no periods again "
If you have been sore with the IUD and considering hormones ask for the kylena it’s a smaller version of the Mirena. Costs a lot more hence they are hesitant to use it, but ideal for people who find the coil uncomfortable |
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"I'm in the "Ash do you have to breath so loud" stage
I prefer the “throw chocolate at me from a safe distance” stage.
Oh i expect that too. "
*high five* |
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