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What’s the best thing in a house that helps during sex?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m talking vanilla here.
So in a standard house, before the sex swing is installed or the dungeon crucifix and rack etc.
What is the best bit of furniture or fittings that you thinks helps with better sex?
I would say stairs are a strong contender as you can reposition and get some great angles of penetration on the stairs. 
What about you? |
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"Can I say bathroom tiles for the dildo?... 
No?...
Dressing gown cord works welk as a restraint  "
Wait wait wait. As in a whole bathroom tile?! Or are you suctioning yourself onto the wall like a suction cup? My bathroom tiles are pretty big and I’d imagine sharp on the corners |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bed
Couldn't be doing with stairs with my back and hips  "
I have quite a nice landing that seems to be the perfect height to allow angles tho be changed while keeping the partners back flat. |
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"Can I say bathroom tiles for the dildo?...
No?...
Dressing gown cord works welk as a restraint
Wait wait wait. As in a whole bathroom tile?! Or are you suctioning yourself onto the wall like a suction cup? My bathroom tiles are pretty big and I’d imagine sharp on the corners "
Haha trust you! First quality street triangles, now tiles!
No, as a nice smooth suction surface for a dildo! Mind out of the gutter Miss Hants!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I say bathroom tiles for the dildo?...
No?...
Dressing gown cord works welk as a restraint
Wait wait wait. As in a whole bathroom tile?! Or are you suctioning yourself onto the wall like a suction cup? My bathroom tiles are pretty big and I’d imagine sharp on the corners
Haha trust you! First quality street triangles, now tiles!
No, as a nice smooth suction surface for a dildo! Mind out of the gutter Miss Hants! "
One of my ex’s if she fell over in the bathroom arse first, you would need a crowbar to prize her off the tiles lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I say bathroom tiles for the dildo?...
No?...
Dressing gown cord works welk as a restraint
Wait wait wait. As in a whole bathroom tile?! Or are you suctioning yourself onto the wall like a suction cup? My bathroom tiles are pretty big and I’d imagine sharp on the corners
Haha trust you! First quality street triangles, now tiles!
No, as a nice smooth suction surface for a dildo! Mind out of the gutter Miss Hants! "
Ahhh! I’m with you! Yes that makes so much more sense, and yes agreed!
For a minute I was trying to work it out, I was thinking oh my is this a new trend?! Should I be tiling the inside of my vagina, is that what is meant by designer vagina?! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Can I say bathroom tiles for the dildo?...
No?...
Dressing gown cord works welk as a restraint
Wait wait wait. As in a whole bathroom tile?! Or are you suctioning yourself onto the wall like a suction cup? My bathroom tiles are pretty big and I’d imagine sharp on the corners
Haha trust you! First quality street triangles, now tiles!
No, as a nice smooth suction surface for a dildo! Mind out of the gutter Miss Hants!
One of my ex’s if she fell over in the bathroom arse first, you would need a crowbar to prize her off the tiles lol"
Kinky  |
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"Can I say bathroom tiles for the dildo?...
No?...
Dressing gown cord works welk as a restraint
Wait wait wait. As in a whole bathroom tile?! Or are you suctioning yourself onto the wall like a suction cup? My bathroom tiles are pretty big and I’d imagine sharp on the corners
Haha trust you! First quality street triangles, now tiles!
No, as a nice smooth suction surface for a dildo! Mind out of the gutter Miss Hants!
Ahhh! I’m with you! Yes that makes so much more sense, and yes agreed!
For a minute I was trying to work it out, I was thinking oh my is this a new trend?! Should I be tiling the inside of my vagina, is that what is meant by designer vagina?!"
Is this a step down from Kevlar vagina for the exploding dildos? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I say bathroom tiles for the dildo?...
No?...
Dressing gown cord works welk as a restraint
Wait wait wait. As in a whole bathroom tile?! Or are you suctioning yourself onto the wall like a suction cup? My bathroom tiles are pretty big and I’d imagine sharp on the corners
Haha trust you! First quality street triangles, now tiles!
No, as a nice smooth suction surface for a dildo! Mind out of the gutter Miss Hants!
Ahhh! I’m with you! Yes that makes so much more sense, and yes agreed!
For a minute I was trying to work it out, I was thinking oh my is this a new trend?! Should I be tiling the inside of my vagina, is that what is meant by designer vagina?!
Is this a step down from Kevlar vagina for the exploding dildos? "
‘Are you looking for a hard resurfaced vagina but can’t afford Kevlar prices?
Then come on down to vagina tiles for you! Kevlar feel, at a price you can afford!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bed
Couldn't be doing with stairs with my back and hips
I have quite a nice landing that seems to be the perfect height to allow angles tho be changed while keeping the partners back flat. "
No I think I'll stick to the bed from now on. I've put my back/hips out doing less than that. And then there's cramps and other assorted aches and pains.
I've already got my name down for the retirement home |
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"A granny flat or annex so young adult living at home can stay there  "
When I was younger I was meeting up with a guy who just lived with his dad. When his dad suddenly came home I tried to quieten things down but he told me not to worry as he had to listen to his dad shagging the neighbour |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Office chair - adjustable height, swivels and leans back, no arm rest = lots of good times plus makes it extra naughty now as I use it everyday to work. |
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"Office chair - adjustable height, swivels and leans back, no arm rest = lots of good times plus makes it extra naughty now as I use it everyday to work. "
My office chair was redesignated "The Sex Chair" some time ago... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A granny flat or annex so young adult living at home can stay there
When I was younger I was meeting up with a guy who just lived with his dad. When his dad suddenly came home I tried to quieten things down but he told me not to worry as he had to listen to his dad shagging the neighbour "
Haha! Fair play to the lad, but think I'd prefer the granny flat, and for it to be not actually attached to the house would be a bonus. At the other and of garden  |
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"A granny flat or annex so young adult living at home can stay there
When I was younger I was meeting up with a guy who just lived with his dad. When his dad suddenly came home I tried to quieten things down but he told me not to worry as he had to listen to his dad shagging the neighbour
Haha! Fair play to the lad, but think I'd prefer the granny flat, and for it to be not actually attached to the house would be a bonus. At the other and of garden "
Oh I totally agree, hence the face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A wooden spoon for spanking
Dressing gown belt for tying up"
This made me smile with thr wooden spoon, im not in the least dominant, but i had an ex who used to like annoying me, especially if i was baking or something, anyway, lets say that he stopped even coming in the kitchen when i used a metal palette knife (one of those flat things) across his arse through jeans!
I hear rulers are also good fkr such things, and i read somewhere that 2 chopsticks with hair bobbles round make good nipple clamps? |
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"The curtains to wipe my cock on when done
Bloody hell you’re be better off with a beach tow with the size of that thing!ha good close ups that's all  "
I tried that with the Hubble satellite couldn’t get it to focus |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The curtains to wipe my cock on when done
Bloody hell you’re be better off with a beach tow with the size of that thing!ha good close ups that's all
I tried that with the Hubble satellite couldn’t get it to focus "
ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The curtains to wipe my cock on when done
Just be careful of lacey reds blinds.
My ceilings are like 3m tall. I'll just roll them all the way up "
ha love it |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"The curtains to wipe my cock on when done
Just be careful of lacey reds blinds.
My ceilings are like 3m tall. I'll just roll them all the way up "
I was more worried if they were Venetian blinds (ouch). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m talking vanilla here.
So in a standard house, before the sex swing is installed or the dungeon crucifix and rack etc.
What is the best bit of furniture or fittings that you thinks helps with better sex?
I would say stairs are a strong contender as you can reposition and get some great angles of penetration on the stairs.
What about you?"
I have a stair fantasy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Depends on the stairs tried On some steep stairs and it just didn’t happen 
I like my dining room table. Good height "
I hope you wipe the table down of people come for dinner? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on the stairs tried On some steep stairs and it just didn’t happen
I like my dining room table. Good height
I hope you wipe the table down of people come for dinner? "
No it adds to the flavour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Depends on the stairs tried On some steep stairs and it just didn’t happen
I like my dining room table. Good height
I hope you wipe the table down of people come for dinner?
No it adds to the flavour "
Can you pass the mayo please?
Wait a minute, that’s not mayonnaise |
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Kitchen counter top, so fucking hot when the lady is sat on the edge legs spread wide wearing a loose summer dress, perfect height and you can prep ready for dinner at the same time...pass the whisk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to say the stairs are great.
The dining room table. On it and over it. Depending on the height..
The washing machine can be great to get jiggy on. Full spin..   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A wooden spoon for spanking
Dressing gown belt for tying up
This made me smile with thr wooden spoon, im not in the least dominant, but i had an ex who used to like annoying me, especially if i was baking or something, anyway, lets say that he stopped even coming in the kitchen when i used a metal palette knife (one of those flat things) across his arse through jeans!
I hear rulers are also good fkr such things, and i read somewhere that 2 chopsticks with hair bobbles round make good nipple clamps? "
Ohhh I thought we were keeping it vanilla....seems like we’ve gotten kinkier so here are some kinky household treats.
Clothes Pegs for nipples (and other places) work a treat. I (Bebe) especially like to use them as they are associated with domesticity, so it is great to prevert that with femdom. Same with wooden spoons and wooden cutting boards. Our best paddle was once a wooden cutting board from IKEA. I’ve heard that chopsticks and elastic bands make for a good homemade humbler but haven’t given it a go. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A wooden spoon for spanking
Dressing gown belt for tying up
This made me smile with thr wooden spoon, im not in the least dominant, but i had an ex who used to like annoying me, especially if i was baking or something, anyway, lets say that he stopped even coming in the kitchen when i used a metal palette knife (one of those flat things) across his arse through jeans!
I hear rulers are also good fkr such things, and i read somewhere that 2 chopsticks with hair bobbles round make good nipple clamps?
Ohhh I thought we were keeping it vanilla....seems like we’ve gotten kinkier so here are some kinky household treats.
Clothes Pegs for nipples (and other places) work a treat. I (Bebe) especially like to use them as they are associated with domesticity, so it is great to prevert that with femdom. Same with wooden spoons and wooden cutting boards. Our best paddle was once a wooden cutting board from IKEA. I’ve heard that chopsticks and elastic bands make for a good homemade humbler but haven’t given it a go. "
Well kinky is fine, I think what I meant to add is the items should be standard and not purpose built. But going a bit mcguyver with things is cool |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m talking vanilla here.
So in a standard house, before the sex swing is installed or the dungeon crucifix and rack etc.
What is the best bit of furniture or fittings that you thinks helps with better sex?
I would say stairs are a strong contender as you can reposition and get some great angles of penetration on the stairs.
What about you?"
From someone who’s fallen down the stairs and fractured her skull I feel this would be like having sex on the edge of a cliff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I still want a dentist's chair in my 'Grand designs designs' house
If we're being everyday then kitchen table and the shower "
Yeah, I want a sex swing. But the idea is to be everyday to see what range of things people have used |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m talking vanilla here.
So in a standard house, before the sex swing is installed or the dungeon crucifix and rack etc.
What is the best bit of furniture or fittings that you thinks helps with better sex?
I would say stairs are a strong contender as you can reposition and get some great angles of penetration on the stairs.
What about you?
From someone who’s fallen down the stairs and fractured her skull I feel this would be like having sex on the edge of a cliff "
I’ve fractured my thumb falling down the stairs before too, but would still give it another go. The stairs make a great position for a bloke to be underneath on too, those angles work wonders and you get extra leverage on the thrusts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m talking vanilla here.
So in a standard house, before the sex swing is installed or the dungeon crucifix and rack etc.
What is the best bit of furniture or fittings that you thinks helps with better sex?
I would say stairs are a strong contender as you can reposition and get some great angles of penetration on the stairs.
What about you?
From someone who’s fallen down the stairs and fractured her skull I feel this would be like having sex on the edge of a cliff
I’ve fractured my thumb falling down the stairs before too, but would still give it another go. The stairs make a great position for a bloke to be underneath on too, those angles work wonders and you get extra leverage on the thrusts "
I have actually had sex on the stairs, I wasn’t traumatised that badly |
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"I’m talking vanilla here.
So in a standard house, before the sex swing is installed or the dungeon crucifix and rack etc.
What is the best bit of furniture or fittings that you thinks helps with better sex?
I would say stairs are a strong contender as you can reposition and get some great angles of penetration on the stairs.
What about you?
From someone who’s fallen down the stairs and fractured her skull I feel this would be like having sex on the edge of a cliff
I’ve fractured my thumb falling down the stairs before too, but would still give it another go. The stairs make a great position for a bloke to be underneath on too, those angles work wonders and you get extra leverage on the thrusts
I have actually had sex on the stairs, I wasn’t traumatised that badly
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I like when my friend visits. Usually no knickers, so some attention on the stairs is required upon arrival. |
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