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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that "
All cake lovers of fab 'descend'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting in a lift. Do I want to standing in a tiny metal coffin with strangers whilst being hurled upwards/downwards? Errr no. Hard pass. I’ll take the stairs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Letting small kids have mobile phones. No way kiddo. You're in my sight, you don't need one! "
Hate this, C’s cousin had about 8 or 9 and has a smart phone, has tiktok, Instagram and snapchat. It’s ridiculous. I’ve blocked her on snapchat and insta, no need for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that
All cake lovers of fab 'descend' "
Coincidentally I ate one of mr kipplings exceedingly good cakes recently. People used to think they were a treat!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also a clown at midnight with an axe is somewhat of a no no for me
Kills foreplay!!"
In what world is that deemed normal by everyone else?! I’m curious about what goes on in your personal life now if that’s considered the norm |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Also a clown at midnight with an axe is somewhat of a no no for me
Kills foreplay!!
In what world is that deemed normal by everyone else?! I’m curious about what goes on in your personal life now if that’s considered the norm "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Living a miserable existence doing a mundane job until you're 67, and then thinking a cup of tea and a piece of cake is a highlight of the day. Sod that
All cake lovers of fab 'descend'
Coincidentally I ate one of mr kipplings exceedingly good cakes recently. People used to think they were a treat!! "
Mr kiplings viennese whirls are still a treat for me on most days haha  .
Other brands don't work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dolls. I hate the creepy bastards. Had to put up with them with 2 girls.
Little kids with their ears pierced. Just no!
Watching soaps "
What! My old action man scenarios were getting a bit weird were it not the occasional visit from my sisters barbie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dolls. I hate the creepy bastards. Had to put up with them with 2 girls.
Little kids with their ears pierced. Just no!
Watching soaps
What! My old action man scenarios were getting a bit weird were it not the occasional visit from my sisters barbie "
Haha I’m old. I had Sindy. She did marry my brothers action man though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also a clown at midnight with an axe is somewhat of a no no for me
Kills foreplay!!
In what world is that deemed normal by everyone else?! I’m curious about what goes on in your personal life now if that’s considered the norm "
Leeeeets not go there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i cant understand why some men stay in a miserable relationship.meaby partner is horrible to them.doesnt love them. Wont have sex with them yet expects him to remain celebate.demands money and wont let her man have a life.get out asap. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i cant understand why some men stay in a miserable relationship.meaby partner is horrible to them.doesnt love them. Wont have sex with them yet expects him to remain celebate.demands money and wont let her man have a life.get out asap."
Did you actually read the OP? Or just fancied a rant? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having fried eggs and baked beans NEXT to each other on a plate. Freaks! The orangey-yellowness offends me massively
This "
It’s just wrong. Just make a little barrier between them with sausage or bacon and all is well in the world |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Having fried eggs and baked beans NEXT to each other on a plate. Freaks! The orangey-yellowness offends me massively
This
It’s just wrong. Just make a little barrier between them with sausage or bacon and all is well in the world "
Tinned tomatoes too, they go pink when yolked. 
Toast makes a good barrier , it can do egg, beans and tomatoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eating out every week
You mean at restaurants right? Right!?
For me it would be either being single to be honest
Terrifying though... "
Yeah, in a shocking way rather than scary.
Actually that doesn't make it sound better, I'll just shut up now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balloons.
Terrified of the fucking things.
It’s the unpredictability.
Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.
BANG! "
My point exactly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Balloons.
Terrified of the fucking things.
It’s the unpredictability.
Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt."
Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.
Balloons can be terrifying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having fried eggs and baked beans NEXT to each other on a plate. Freaks! The orangey-yellowness offends me massively "
Just for the record eating baked beans for breakfast is a British thing....
The rest of the world eats baked beans with hot dogs and maybe just once a year..... |
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"Balloons.
Terrified of the fucking things.
It’s the unpredictability.
Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.
BANG!
My point exactly."
But what about magic static hair and sticking to the ceiling?
Or balloon animals that look like something dodgy?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balloons.
Terrified of the fucking things.
It’s the unpredictability.
Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.
Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.
Balloons can be terrifying "
It was my pleasure to have something of mild interest to add to your thread. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Balloons.
Terrified of the fucking things.
It’s the unpredictability.
Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.
Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.
Balloons can be terrifying
It was my pleasure to have something of mild interest to add to your thread."
I appreciate it, and I appreciate you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balloons.
Terrified of the fucking things.
It’s the unpredictability.
Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.
BANG!
My point exactly.
But what about magic static hair and sticking to the ceiling?
Or balloon animals that look like something dodgy?..."
Fill your boots, go crazy with the ballon ‘fun’.
Just keep it the fuck away from me.
I’ll leave the room.
Enjoy the party. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sleeping next to people.
It’s a BIG DEAL for me who I trust enough to sleep next to. When I was a teenager and at a party or whatever I’d sleep on the floor in the corner rather than potentially wake up next to someone snoozing in bed/on the sofa next to me. Hard no! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Balloons.
Terrified of the fucking things.
It’s the unpredictability.
Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.
Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.
Balloons can be terrifying
It was my pleasure to have something of mild interest to add to your thread.
I appreciate it, and I appreciate you "
I appreciate your appreciation and it’s returned with extra. |
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"Eating out every week
You mean at restaurants right? Right!?
For me it would be either being single to be honest
Terrifying though...
Yeah, in a shocking way rather than scary.
Actually that doesn't make it sound better, I'll just shut up now "
Just you going down like . Shocking! |
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"Balloons.
Terrified of the fucking things.
It’s the unpredictability.
Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.
Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.
Balloons can be terrifying "
Hey! Marriage WAS a legitimate example . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Balloons.
Terrified of the fucking things.
It’s the unpredictability.
Any second it could just go pop for no other reason than it’s a total cunt.
Thank you for sharing a legitimate example.
Balloons can be terrifying
Hey! Marriage WAS a legitimate example . "
Yes, it was to be fair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do people understand the word terrifying "
Obviously not as what could have been a decent thread has turned into a load of ranty bollocks.
Im terrified of the sea. Won't go on a boat unless it is unavoidable, wont go to the shore line and piers, well the thought of water being under me is too much to cope with. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do people understand the word terrifying
Obviously not as what could have been a decent thread has turned into a load of ranty bollocks."
"Im terrified of the sea. Won't go on a boat unless it is unavoidable, wont go to the shore line and piers, well the thought of water being under me is too much to cope with. "
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
Used to be scared of bridges , that one as you enter Bristol used to freak me out in particular and I’d avoid Birmingham altogether , sweaty hand syndrome, eyes fixed forward ad deep breathing .... but it’s fine now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fish fingers sandwiches.
Actually fish fingers in general. Yuck! "
Never had one of these sandwiches up until 3 months ago. I wouldn't say yuck when they are made with the right fillings  |
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