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"Can I just attend Saturday night? I don’t want any of the cuddling stuff on the Sunday "There could be a boat cruise and other water activities as an alternative. To cool down heated body parts and minds.  If Lacey allows | |||
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"I'm happy to be in charge of some sort of apothecary;-) beauty corner too..with selection of other oils and some essentials ones too " In  | |||
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"I'm happy to be in charge of some sort of apothecary;-) beauty corner too..with selection of other oils and some essentials ones too In "Phew;-) | |||
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"Im a nurse ... can tend to any bruises that are inflicted accidentally (or otherwise) .. Sign us up! Vixen " Very useful! In | |||
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"I'm going to lay on the beach and warn others when I see a shark eating one of the other cult members so they can go help him." I guess it's better than nothing! Fine, in. | |||
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"Can I just attend Saturday night? I don’t want any of the cuddling stuff on the Sunday "No!! The cuddling isn't compulsory but you're either in or you're not! No tourists!  | |||
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"Can I just attend Saturday night? I don’t want any of the cuddling stuff on the Sunday
There could be a boat cruise and other water activities as an alternative. To cool down heated body parts and minds. If Lacey allows "No problem. Who's going to be activities organiser?  | |||
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"Can I just attend Saturday night? I don’t want any of the cuddling stuff on the Sunday
No!! The cuddling isn't compulsory but you're either in or you're not! No tourists! "I like you still have a choice even as a member of cult! | |||
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"My cunt, sense of entitlement and a dominant streak. "Fancy a co-ordinating role? | |||
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"Can I just attend Saturday night? I don’t want any of the cuddling stuff on the Sunday
There could be a boat cruise and other water activities as an alternative. To cool down heated body parts and minds. If Lacey allows
No problem. Who's going to be activities organiser? "I'm sure we can fish out a handsome surfer in the crowd | |||
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"I'll be an island masseuse
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"My cunt, sense of entitlement and a dominant streak.
Fancy a co-ordinating role? "I fancy you. | |||
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"Can I just attend Saturday night? I don’t want any of the cuddling stuff on the Sunday
No!! The cuddling isn't compulsory but you're either in or you're not! No tourists! "I’m out then. I can’t be in a cult and a clique at the same time  | |||
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"I'd like to be boob anointer" Anything a bit more constructive? | |||
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"I’ll do the plumbing/irrigation etc" Perfect! In | |||
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" Bombyx Mori Bombyx is a powerful aphrodisiac which can help increase sexual performance in menBoost your Sex Drive." May come in handy for some! | |||
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"Dear Lacey, I am applying for a position within your cult as advertised on fab swingers. I feel I bring a strong sense of mediocrity that will blend in with diverse group of cultees without upsetting the balance. I believe this will be imperative to them longevity of the cult. What I lack in sexual prowess and personality, I make up for with exceptional cooking skills. I am an accomplished piano player and viola player which has afforded me the ability to transfer that skill into advanced finger work, which I be happy to demonstrate upon interview. In addition, I am bilingual which I believe could help diversify the cults reach upon growth. It may also be of interest to know, that’s not all dis mouth do. Wink. I welcome the opportunity to discuss my skill set and suitability further. Kind regards, Jamie Hants" Hello HZ. | |||
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"I’ll do the plumbing/irrigation etc Perfect! In "I’ll start basic but if I can creat some showers & a hot tub i’ll be worth my weight in gold | |||
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Very useful! In "Woo-hoo... made the cut | |||
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"Can I just attend Saturday night? I don’t want any of the cuddling stuff on the Sunday
No!! The cuddling isn't compulsory but you're either in or you're not! No tourists!
I like you still have a choice even as a member of cult! "All activities are optional but members must take cult membership seriously and contribute productivity to the cult! | |||
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"Can I just attend Saturday night? I don’t want any of the cuddling stuff on the Sunday
There could be a boat cruise and other water activities as an alternative. To cool down heated body parts and minds. If Lacey allows
No problem. Who's going to be activities organiser?
I'm sure we can fish out a handsome surfer in the crowd"I'd quite like a fit lifeguard to perv on through my sunglasses | |||
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"I'll be an island masseuse
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Woohoo! Sign me up for some socially distanced orgies! "All cult members are tested and quarantined on signing up so no social distancing needed | |||
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"My cunt, sense of entitlement and a dominant streak.
Fancy a co-ordinating role?
I fancy you. " | |||
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"Can I just attend Saturday night? I don’t want any of the cuddling stuff on the Sunday
No!! The cuddling isn't compulsory but you're either in or you're not! No tourists!
I’m out then. I can’t be in a cult and a clique at the same time "Bye, bye Mr. M | |||
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"Dear Lacey, I am applying for a position within your cult as advertised on fab swingers. I feel I bring a strong sense of mediocrity that will blend in with diverse group of cultees without upsetting the balance. I believe this will be imperative to them longevity of the cult. What I lack in sexual prowess and personality, I make up for with exceptional cooking skills. I am an accomplished piano player and viola player which has afforded me the ability to transfer that skill into advanced finger work, which I be happy to demonstrate upon interview. In addition, I am bilingual which I believe could help diversify the cults reach upon growth. It may also be of interest to know, that’s not all dis mouth do. Wink. I welcome the opportunity to discuss my skill set and suitability further. Kind regards, Jamie Hants" Best application yet! Honorary position as trade negotiator and head of musical entertainment? | |||
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"Sounds like a plan - domestic goddess here, great in the kitchen & bedroom, Is anything else required?! "Perfect cult material! | |||
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"Do we have to quarantine on return to the uk? You'd better square it with bojo first. "No leaving cult island sorry. | |||
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"I could be in charge of cooking, ingredient procurement, setting up a vegetable garden....and the one stop shop for cake, biscuits and obviously a bar "Perfect! Catering manager! | |||
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"Female Sun cream applicator,and aftersun applier "You need a slightly less self serving role sorry | |||
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"I trained as a chef, willing to man the pots and pans as long as I don’t get left in the kitchen all the time "You can be _eeky goodness's assistant | |||
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I work 10-4 and join the orgy&cuddling sessions for the evening  | |||
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"Of course, I'd offer my services as ritual body cleanser "Like hosing down? Could you turn your hand to firefighter? | |||
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"I’ll do the plumbing/irrigation etc Perfect! In
I’ll start basic but if I can creat some showers & a hot tub i’ll be worth my weight in gold"Oh yes! You would achieve high cult ranking for that! | |||
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"I'll be the vagina beautician... " Unless you're trained in intimate waxing you need to have more of a think sorry . | |||
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"Can i be in charge of the bbq and hot tubs "no meat greased hands in the hottub please | |||
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"Decent cook, good Baker, and like to get stuck in to most things. I'll look after all the animals and hang up the laundry "Perfect! Very useful cult member | |||
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"I trained as a chef, willing to man the pots and pans as long as I don’t get left in the kitchen all the time
You can be _eeky goodness's assistant "I don’t mind being sous chef as I can’t claim to be a chef...I will do my best to assist curious | |||
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"I can cook. "Yano what they say, a sex cult shags on its stomach! | |||
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"I will cook, fuck and do the washing up "I'll dry the dishes. | |||
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"I can do the electrical things... We need mood lights and hot tub power... " Electrician, perfect! | |||
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"Oh golly gosh I'm looking forward to this island population "I first read that as copulation;-) | |||
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"Engineer in a dress....I can get a wind turbine working to provide electricity to charge all those very needed wands " You are definitely in! Hook us up!  | |||
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"Boob, Nipple Sucker Pussy Licker Pube Trimmer Andy xx " Sorry Andy, have another think | |||
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"Can I just handout drinks in my apron with nothing on "Waitors will definitely be useful. Make sure you put suncream on your white bits though! | |||
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"I trained as a chef, willing to man the pots and pans as long as I don’t get left in the kitchen all the time
You can be _eeky goodness's assistant
I don’t mind being sous chef as I can’t claim to be a chef...I will do my best to assist curious "I can get quite dominant in the kitchen | |||
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"Oh and Mr is a farmer and can do butchery depending on how self sufficient the island is going to be he may not be completely useless. " Ooo very useful indeed! Can we have chickens? | |||
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"I can provide practically nothing, so can I join? "Everyone can provide something useful. Have a think | |||
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"Oh and Mr is a farmer and can do butchery depending on how self sufficient the island is going to be he may not be completely useless. Ooo very useful indeed! Can we have chickens? "I think chickens are a must, eggs, meat and cuteness. | |||
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"I'll take my natural place as the Barman happy hour at 10..... 10am "Excellent! Do you do cocktails? | |||
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"Oh golly gosh I'm looking forward to this island population
I first read that as copulation;-)"Someone's mind is in the gutter! | |||
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"Foraging and veg/fruit growing is my forte" Excellent! The land is yours to get your green fingers stuck into | |||
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" ...I welcome the opportunity to discuss my skill set and suitability further. Kind regards, Jamie Hants Best application yet! Honorary position as trade negotiator and head of musical entertainment? " I’ll get my cards printed and my legs waxed ASAP. | |||
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"I can make tea and provide biscuits "Tea and biscuits are very important! I think I saw a barista somewhere below you can team up with | |||
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"I trained as a chef, willing to man the pots and pans as long as I don’t get left in the kitchen all the time
You can be _eeky goodness's assistant
I don’t mind being sous chef as I can’t claim to be a chef...I will do my best to assist curious
I can get quite dominant in the kitchen "Just don’t go Gordon Ramsey on me please | |||
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"Im a plumber so id sort that,then im willing to do the hair cuts/shaving etc X" You're in! Keep us in running water and the men looking dapper! | |||
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"The cult will require competent bureaucrats to efficiently administer its thrilling and multi-faceted sexual permutations. You are invited to appoint me Chief Nookie Officer to ensure regular rotation of sexual partners in ever more advanced configurations." All sexual activity is left to personal choice but you're welcome to help co-ordinate the orgies! | |||
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"I give great hugs for the Sunday and will keep discipline so the boob oilers turn up on time. " A supervisor role? | |||
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"I’ll do the books. Who is in , who is out, deliveries etc I work 10-4 and join the orgy&cuddling sessions for the evening "Perfect! I'll get you a desk sorted! | |||
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"Me myself and my big dick. Ohhh and a rucksack of viagra. I’d live there and be the caretaker if the position is available. " Caretaker is most certainly a position you can fill | |||
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"I am Barista trained, I can provide all the Coffee needs. Open to suggestions on suitable payment methods" Oh definitely! We'll need the caffeine for the late night orgies! Payment is entirely up to you | |||
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"I will cook, fuck and do the washing up "Perfect, in! | |||
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"Do you need a hard working events manager? "Oh definitely. Themed orgies? Sexy parties? I'm sure you'll have more creative idea than me | |||
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"Can i be in charge of the bbq and hot tubs "Absolutely. Fire up the grill! | |||
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"I trained as a chef, willing to man the pots and pans as long as I don’t get left in the kitchen all the time
You can be _eeky goodness's assistant
I don’t mind being sous chef as I can’t claim to be a chef...I will do my best to assist curious "Woo teamwork! | |||
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"The cult will require competent bureaucrats to efficiently administer its thrilling and multi-faceted sexual permutations. You are invited to appoint me Chief Nookie Officer to ensure regular rotation of sexual partners in ever more advanced configurations. All sexual activity is left to personal choice but you're welcome to help co-ordinate the orgies! " Yes but do I get the CNO title or is it a totally non-hierarchical hippy free-for-all? | |||
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"I'm very good with my hands "What are those hands bringing to the cult Mr? | |||
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"I would like to apply to be the island servant. I would be versatile in my role taking on the role of butler, maid and all round dogs body taking care of all the menial jobs giving everyone else more free time for fun. I would be happy to be kept in chastity to ensure my mind is kept on the jobs in hand " Absolutely, I'm sure we'll have a few who will have uses for you | |||
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"I will be the Harbour patrol. Who’d like to cum on my boat?? That way i get a nice naval white outfit for the ladies to admire Id keep the kinksters in and the vanilla crew out "Excellent. Keep our borders safe from those trying to sneak in for the orgies please | |||
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"I will cook, fuck and do the washing up
I'll dry the dishes. "Always useful | |||
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"I can do the electrical things... We need mood lights and hot tub power... Electrician, perfect! " Excellent. I'm loving this island | |||
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"Can I eat ?" You have to provide something first | |||
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"'ME' simple" We need a little more information sorry | |||
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"Will there be free wifi?..." Hopefully. I'll have a chat with the engineers and electricians. See what they can sort out | |||
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"Doctor / 2nd emergency medic and GP "Excellent! Always handy | |||
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"I'll take my natural place as the Barman happy hour at 10..... 10am
Excellent! Do you do cocktails? "Oh i most certainly do! Though a favourite seems to be gin...i can do all sorts of cocktails though name it, and I'll go squeeze lemons | |||
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"I would like to apply to be the island servant. I would be versatile in my role taking on the role of butler, maid and all round dogs body taking care of all the menial jobs giving everyone else more free time for fun. I would be happy to be kept in chastity to ensure my mind is kept on the jobs in hand Absolutely, I'm sure we'll have a few who will have uses for you "Fantastic I can't wait to start, as the island owner will You be holding the key to my chastity? | |||
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"I'm just a graphic designer so all I can off is awesome branding and cult reading materials for those non sex/orgy moments. Mr" You can do the posters for the cult notice board? Have a word with our newly appointed events manager. I'm sure there's some work for you | |||
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"I can build the houses to keep us warm and safe, also hunt and fish and play music. "Excellent! I would like a yurt pretty please | |||
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"I will be the Harbour patrol. Who’d like to cum on my boat?? That way i get a nice naval white outfit for the ladies to admire Id keep the kinksters in and the vanilla crew out
Excellent. Keep our borders safe from those trying to sneak in for the orgies please "Cool, packing my bags now. I will need a deputy harbour master to assist me.. not missing all the orgies with you sexy ladies. | |||
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"Agony Aunt of course "Glad to have you on board to help all cult members with their problems. You would be an excellent mediator too | |||
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"I've literally got nothing useful to bring to the island but I'd like to be in anyway if I may. " I'm sure you have Mrs! | |||
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"I could be the token fat bird so the diversity box is ticked...and spreadsheet extraordinaire for keeping records of all the activities, condom and lube stocks, ordering them in, and general cock worshipping slutster "Stock control. Excellent, can't be running out mid orgy!  | |||
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"Qualified Risk Assessor - SSC RACK PRICK Also good with hitty things "Risk assessor by day, corbal punisher by night | |||
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"quality italian cooking" Ooo yummy! In! | |||
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"I am an accountant, very important to have one on the island, always important to get the double entry right " Very important indeed. We havr to keep enough money in the lube budget! | |||
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"I've literally got nothing useful to bring to the island but I'd like to be in anyway if I may. I'm sure you have Mrs! "Miss NSP you can always come join me in the catering department | |||
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"This is the thread for me! I spent 2 months on a desert island. I can do shelter, fires, food provision. I can bake, cook and care for people who are sick. Of course, I want to be part of the loving too. X" Sounds like you would be a great cult member! You are in. Enjoy the loving | |||
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"I can build the houses to keep us warm and safe, also hunt and fish and play music.
Excellent! I would like a yurt pretty please "I would build you the most amazing yurt as long as we could christen it | |||
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"This is the thread for me! I spent 2 months on a desert island. I can do shelter, fires, food provision. I can bake, cook and care for people who are sick. Of course, I want to be part of the loving too. X Sounds like you would be a great cult member! You are in. Enjoy the loving "Thanks x | |||
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"The cult will require competent bureaucrats to efficiently administer its thrilling and multi-faceted sexual permutations. You are invited to appoint me Chief Nookie Officer to ensure regular rotation of sexual partners in ever more advanced configurations. All sexual activity is left to personal choice but you're welcome to help co-ordinate the orgies! Yes but do I get the CNO title or is it a totally non-hierarchical hippy free-for-all?" You can have the title but it is a hippy free for all so no pulling rank | |||
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"My cunt, sense of entitlement and a dominant streak. "If this cult falls through, can I join yours? I can bring amateur DIY, can provide IT support and motorbike rides | |||
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"I can deal with matters of science " Scientists are always useful. I'll see what we have in the budget for a lab | |||
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"I can organise the shit out of this thing! Plus I can keep a big tea urn topped up. Hydration is essential!
Mrs TMN x"Hydration is very important! Thanks for looking after us Mrs TMN | |||
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"I can fix everything that gets broken by the Saturday orgies, obviously once the cuddling has finished on Sunday "Island handy man? | |||
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"Dearest Lacey I'd like to introduce myself. I'm a fruity and vibrant woman named Lemon. I can remove stray nipple hairs, shave a hairy vagina and apply cream to your genital warts in a very seductive and professional way. I've got a 10/10 rating on TripAdvisor. I'd be so honoured to be part of your sex island and I will also keep a 2m distance and wear a face mask. I'm also really good at crying. Kindest Regards you kinky bitch Love from Lemon
"Oh Lemon you are funny, you're in to provide us all with a good giggle. And for the bum | |||
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"I've literally got nothing useful to bring to the island but I'd like to be in anyway if I may. I'm sure you have Mrs!
Miss NSP you can always come join me in the catering department "You're too good to me, always looking out for me | |||
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"I'd very much like to be considered for a place in your cult. I've a number of qualities that may provide some value,those being as follows.. I'm quite hands on and capable of DIY and some forms of maintenance, I'm also a quick learner and problem solver with the ability to share or teach in areas where I have knowledge or skills. I also have a great deal of experience in kink, if this were to be something other cult members were interested in, I could assist in ensuring they practiced such in a safe manner. I'm also very good at giving direction and delegating any tasks that may be required within the cult. I hope the information provided is sufficient for my application, I do look forward to your response. Mr J. " Excellent application Mr J! There will likely be plenty of Island maintenance to keep you busy, thank you | |||
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"Can i also manage the fire and keep everyones embers burning "In! It can get chilly in these late night orgies! | |||
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"I make a cracking round of teas, and always have a good selection of biscuity goodness. " In . What kind of biscuits? | |||
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"I've literally got nothing useful to bring to the island but I'd like to be in anyway if I may. I'm sure you have Mrs!
Miss NSP you can always come join me in the catering department
You're too good to me, always looking out for me "Gotta have you on the island NSP, dont forget the patriotic heels | |||
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"I've literally got nothing useful to bring to the island but I'd like to be in anyway if I may. I'm sure you have Mrs!
Miss NSP you can always come join me in the catering department
You're too good to me, always looking out for me "We’ve got to look out for each other i swear it’s not just me wanting to see you bent over the counters or the bar | |||
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"Can look after the entertainment systems, TVs, sound systems, lighting etc" Perfect! Island entertainment engineer | |||
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"If it helps, I can give legal advice to ensure everything’s tip-top and above board. And administer spankings if deemed necessary. Mr. " Excellent! The Island can use a legal advisor in case of disputes with rival sex cults! | |||
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I am also good at DIY and decorating, so it will look fantastic.
Plus sex in all it’s fabulous forms is my extra special skill.
I have other talents but already feel like I am showing off | |||
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