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If you had a choice how you could die
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I know this is a morbid idea for a thread, but if you knew when your time was up and you had an option to chose how your life would end..... how would you like to go?
Death by pussy on my face sounds good to me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont understand why people find death awkward..its gonna happen to us all.
For me, tin pan alley by Stevie Ray Vaughan followed by when it comes to bury me by rag n bone buzzing loudly through headphones. A fine bottle of single malt and the coolest spot on a mountain summit.  |
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Something amazingly peaceful.
Maybe by a waterfall with a rainbow above it.
No pain, just sit down, look up and be thankful that I was right there, right then taking in the beauty, no fear just tranquility.
Listening to the wildlife around me and weirdly giving them permission to help themselves to my flesh for food once I had left my body.
One big inhale, a nod of thanks, and then my last exhale as I lay down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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However causes my loved ones the least hassle , I mean hopefully not too tragic or painful but whatever way is easiest for them to sort out would be great  |
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Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!
Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.
We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.
Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!
Any suggestions?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.
Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.
Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something "
Have I told you I love you lately?   |
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"Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!
Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.
We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.
Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!
Any suggestions? "
stuck on you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.
Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something "
Are you really Wile E. Coyote?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.
Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something
Are you really Wile E. Coyote?!"
Imagine that for a plot twist.
I’d be remembered as the worlds greatest catfish |
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"Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!
Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.
We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.
Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!
Any suggestions? "
Lol. Ride on time by Black box! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something really dramatic and possibly somewhat comical so it takes the edge off for the people I leave behind.
Maybe blowing myself up with TNT whilst chasing a roadrunner or something
Are you really Wile E. Coyote?!
Imagine that for a plot twist.
I’d be remembered as the worlds greatest catfish "
Beep beep! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!
Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.
We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.
Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!
Any suggestions?
Lol. Ride on time by Black box!"
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"Mid orgasm for me - at around 85+ I’d also like my partner to die mid orgasm too - still inside me!
Rigor mortis would set in and no amount of effort from the undertaker would separate us.
We’d therefore have to be buried in a huge bespoke coffin with 12 smirking pallbearers carrying us into the church service.
Only thing I haven’t worked out is the tune they’ll be playing!
Any suggestions?
stuck on you? "
Great choice - I’ll pop it in the will! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Quietly, painlessly, with dignity and hopefully being unaware. But if I had to pass while on the job so be it preferably with a face full of pussy ?????? |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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A cool summers night staring at the stars in the dark night sky?
As an old single guy - a couple of hookers, pizza & bottle of Jack Daniels?
As long as I don't die on the bog like Elvis with my burger & vitamins..... Don't want the embarrassment of them breaking my knee caps cos of rigger to get me in the body bags! However, knowing how my luck goes it will be something like this and probably a last minute stiff with a stiffy!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Something amazingly peaceful.
Maybe by a waterfall with a rainbow above it.
No pain, just sit down, look up and be thankful that I was right there, right then taking in the beauty, no fear just tranquility.
Listening to the wildlife around me and weirdly giving them permission to help themselves to my flesh for food once I had left my body.
One big inhale, a nod of thanks, and then my last exhale as I lay down. "
Beautiful |
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Gotta be 80s action style... taking one last drag of my cigarette, nodding at the babes I liberated to "get to the chopper!!", and saying something like "im getting to old for this shit" or "see you in hell" as I go down in a hail of bullets and grenades. Its the only way really |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Helping someone else to live. That would be my perfect way to go. "
Funny, while thinking of an answer the thought that kept popping up was the effect on those I love - what would be the least traumatic for them. I then read the thread and was quite surprised that there were so few similar replies.
Suddenly and unexpectedly is probably what most want whereas a warning and time to adjust is probably easier for family.
I loved this reply though 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gotta be 80s action style... taking one last drag of my cigarette, nodding at the babes I liberated to "get to the chopper!!", and saying something like "im getting to old for this shit" or "see you in hell" as I go down in a hail of bullets and grenades. Its the only way really "
Depending on which side of the Liffy you're on, it might just come to pass. |
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