FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > What do dogs say to other dogs?
What do dogs say to other dogs?
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
When they bark at each other while walking past and can sense each other from miles away.
If you could understand what they were saying, what do you think they would be saying to each other?
“Oi big bollocks, come and have a go if you think you are hard enough. I’m safe in my garden and you look a right cunt with that muzzle on. Get to fuck.”
So what do you think they are saying? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
That god dam postman is putting stuff through door again!
Omg! A mother fuckin strange dog is walking past the garden gate!
When I'm putting my shoes on and getting harnesses out! Yes yes we getting outa here for a while! X |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
In the park one of mine is probably saying 'Squirrel I see you up in that tree and ond day I'll get you' and to other dogs 'Chase! You're it ... No I'm it ... Chase me ... I'll chase you ...'
The other is more vocal and has a selection:
'I'm here! I'm outside! I'm in the park wankers'
'I've just pooed and it's my best yet'
'Throw the ball, just throw the fucking ball'
'No I'm not bringing the fucking ball back'
'Back off he belongs to me'
'Treat! Food! Now!'
'You're not doing what you normally do. What the fuck is wrong with you?!' |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
2 dogs walking in the opposite direction.
One is wearing a neckerchief.
The one without turns head right and glances neckerchief doggo, glances up left at best friend and person holding the lead. Sees best friend also glance at neckerchief doggo and lets out a "POSH TWAT" then glances back up at his bestie as they both snigger |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
When you're walking past a house and there's a bouncy yappy one up the window.
It sees you coming and the low growl is "hmmmmmmm don't you fucking dare"
Followed by shouting "fuck off ya cunt, don't even think about it, keep on fucking walking ya floppy eared thicko"
Gets past house and the bark has turned into the low growl..
"Yeaaaaaaaahhhh, you knew what was good for ya, fucking keep it that way" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"When you're walking past a house and there's a bouncy yappy one up the window.
It sees you coming and the low growl is "hmmmmmmm don't you fucking dare"
Followed by shouting "fuck off ya cunt, don't even think about it, keep on fucking walking ya floppy eared thicko"
Gets past house and the bark has turned into the low growl..
"Yeaaaaaaaahhhh, you knew what was good for ya, fucking keep it that way""
Oh yeah. My two adefinetly doing do this  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Food, food, food, food, food
Is it time for a biscuit?
Let's have biscuit
Take me for a walk
Can I have a biscuit
Who farted it woke me up...oh you're all blaming me are you?
Whilst I'm awake I think we should have a biscuit don't you?
Oi human let me out i need a wee
Ive come in from my wee so I deserve a biscuit |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Food, food, food, food, food
Is it time for a biscuit?
Let's have biscuit
Take me for a walk
Can I have a biscuit
Who farted it woke me up...oh you're all blaming me are you?
Whilst I'm awake I think we should have a biscuit don't you?
Oi human let me out i need a wee
Ive come in from my wee so I deserve a biscuit"
Ohh yes the biscuit thing ! Deffo x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Good afternoon
Good afternoon to you
Good day for a walk isn’t it
Very good day but this asshole has taken me round the park 7 times clocking all the female joggers. He won’t even let me off my lead. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Well hello there my dear, may i inhale your heavenly derriere aroma?" *takes in a good lungful* "Oh i say, such a heady scent, im getting Dentastix, biscuits, Bakers and just a hint of human slipper. You are a lady of discerning taste, fancy joining me for a spot of scooting later?" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oggoneMan
over a year ago
Derry |
Depends if they know one another, they're like humans, a little cautious and reserved with strangers but more relaxed with ones they know. They have friends, enemies and can be jealous and possessive as humans.
Body language tells you more about how a dog is. Some breeds are more vocal but excessive barking isn't a good sign.
Humans think they invented social media but dogs have been doing P-mail for ever. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
There was a Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson on exactly this. A scientist had created a dog translator and it had a picture of dogs barking a cars, postmen, nothing etc. The translation for all of them is "Hey! Hey! Hey!" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
