I'm at a stalemate now in the living room, I'm at the waiting for paint to dry stage.
So, I suppose I should get off my rotund buttocks and sort out the destruction left in the kitchen by the tornado that is me.
What should you be doing on this warmer than expected Tuesday afternoon that seems like way too much effort and way too far to travel even though it's spitting distance?
Also what would you prefer to be doing?
I'd rather be throwing a party with cheese n pineapple sticks.
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"I'm at a stalemate now in the living room, I'm at the waiting for paint to dry stage.
So, I suppose I should get off my rotund buttocks and sort out the destruction left in the kitchen by the tornado that is me.
What should you be doing on this warmer than expected Tuesday afternoon that seems like way too much effort and way too far to travel even though it's spitting distance?
Also what would you prefer to be doing?
I'd rather be throwing a party with cheese n pineapple sticks.
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Cheese and pineapple sticks!! 
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"I'm avoiding an email like the plague at the moment!
I would rather be out for a walk somewhere nice if I'm honest"
I'm genuinely surprised how warm it is. I took some sawn off table legs out to the bin and my word, I could have taken my jumper off. |
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"I'm at a stalemate now in the living room, I'm at the waiting for paint to dry stage.
So, I suppose I should get off my rotund buttocks and sort out the destruction left in the kitchen by the tornado that is me.
What should you be doing on this warmer than expected Tuesday afternoon that seems like way too much effort and way too far to travel even though it's spitting distance?
Also what would you prefer to be doing?
I'd rather be throwing a party with cheese n pineapple sticks.
Cheese and pineapple sticks!!
D."
I'm totally wanting to. They're fucking ace |
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"I'm at a stalemate now in the living room, I'm at the waiting for paint to dry stage.
So, I suppose I should get off my rotund buttocks and sort out the destruction left in the kitchen by the tornado that is me.
What should you be doing on this warmer than expected Tuesday afternoon that seems like way too much effort and way too far to travel even though it's spitting distance?
Also what would you prefer to be doing?
I'd rather be throwing a party with cheese n pineapple sticks.
Cheese and pineapple sticks!!
D.
I'm totally wanting to. They're fucking ace "
Any silverskin onions n cheese on sticks available ? |
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"I'm at a stalemate now in the living room, I'm at the waiting for paint to dry stage.
So, I suppose I should get off my rotund buttocks and sort out the destruction left in the kitchen by the tornado that is me.
What should you be doing on this warmer than expected Tuesday afternoon that seems like way too much effort and way too far to travel even though it's spitting distance?
Also what would you prefer to be doing?
I'd rather be throwing a party with cheese n pineapple sticks.
Cheese and pineapple sticks!!
D.
I'm totally wanting to. They're fucking ace
Any silverskin onions n cheese on sticks available ? "
Why the fuck not eh? |
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over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
I'm currently sat in the garden when really I should be sat at my desk just a short walk up the stairs away
If I told you what I'd rather be doing I may be in trouble so I'll keep it to myself  |
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There and to the left a bit |
P.S. You can have my cheese and pineapple sticks both are bleurgh but if there are any sausages on a stick going I could go some of them - I had some Twiglets earlier for the full 1970s party effect  |
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"Oohh love chesse and pineapple sticks - we used to make them into hedgehogs for birthday parties "
They need to make a comeback... alongside the long forgotten and rather fucking delicious vol-au-vent filled with all kinds of yummy goodness. |
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"I'm at a stalemate now in the living room, I'm at the waiting for paint to dry stage.
So, I suppose I should get off my rotund buttocks and sort out the destruction left in the kitchen by the tornado that is me.
What should you be doing on this warmer than expected Tuesday afternoon that seems like way too much effort and way too far to travel even though it's spitting distance?
Also what would you prefer to be doing?
I'd rather be throwing a party with cheese n pineapple sticks.
Cheese and pineapple sticks!!
D.
I'm totally wanting to. They're fucking ace "
My favourite, first thing I look for (after the fridge ofc) 
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"I'm currently sat in the garden when really I should be sat at my desk just a short walk up the stairs away
If I told you what I'd rather be doing I may be in trouble so I'll keep it to myself "
Schtum Mr! You got a rope you can lasso round the chimney and shimmy up? Seems far less effort than walking up the stairs |
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There and to the left a bit |
"I'm currently sat in the garden when really I should be sat at my desk just a short walk up the stairs away
If I told you what I'd rather be doing I may be in trouble so I'll keep it to myself
Schtum Mr! You got a rope you can lasso round the chimney and shimmy up? Seems far less effort than walking up the stairs "
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"P.S. You can have my cheese and pineapple sticks both are bleurgh but if there are any sausages on a stick going I could go some of them - I had some Twiglets earlier for the full 1970s party effect "
Fair trade, sausages are all yours. Twiglets tho  I get them all year round |
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"You’re always bloody painting you are "
I'm normally fucking working
I'm on holiday I'll have you know, specially to turn the building site that was my living room into a living room that I'm not ashamed or embarrassed by.
I almost want to sit in it now! |
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"I'm at a stalemate now in the living room, I'm at the waiting for paint to dry stage.
So, I suppose I should get off my rotund buttocks and sort out the destruction left in the kitchen by the tornado that is me.
What should you be doing on this warmer than expected Tuesday afternoon that seems like way too much effort and way too far to travel even though it's spitting distance?
Also what would you prefer to be doing?
I'd rather be throwing a party with cheese n pineapple sticks.
Cheese and pineapple sticks!!
D.
I'm totally wanting to. They're fucking ace
Any silverskin onions n cheese on sticks available ?
Why the fuck not eh?"
Indeed, lets get the nibbles out.. and see what develops |
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Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers 
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach "
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal? |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal?"
Deal! |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal?
Deal! "
Yaaaaay |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal?
Deal! "
Right then, up ya get! |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal?
Deal!
Right then, up ya get! "
Let’s do this! |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal?
Deal!
Right then, up ya get!
Let’s do this! "
How ya getting on?
I've washed up, cleaned and tidied the surfaces and FINALLY sorted through a laundry basket that was full of odds n sods I was unsure what to do with (including 2 bathroom tiles.... the wall was repaired about a year ago )
Anyway, the spare laundry basket is now an actual bin rather than having a carrier bag hanging off a drawer handle  |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal?
Deal!
Right then, up ya get!
Let’s do this!
How ya getting on?
I've washed up, cleaned and tidied the surfaces and FINALLY sorted through a laundry basket that was full of odds n sods I was unsure what to do with (including 2 bathroom tiles.... the wall was repaired about a year ago )
Anyway, the spare laundry basket is now an actual bin rather than having a carrier bag hanging off a drawer handle "
I’ve hoovered, stuck a load of laundry on and cleaned the bath and shower. My laundry basket is still full to the brim I don’t know how I mange it?! I’m a spiller so I make a lot of outfit changes a day |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal?
Deal!
Right then, up ya get!
Let’s do this!
How ya getting on?
I've washed up, cleaned and tidied the surfaces and FINALLY sorted through a laundry basket that was full of odds n sods I was unsure what to do with (including 2 bathroom tiles.... the wall was repaired about a year ago )
Anyway, the spare laundry basket is now an actual bin rather than having a carrier bag hanging off a drawer handle
I’ve hoovered, stuck a load of laundry on and cleaned the bath and shower. My laundry basket is still full to the brim I don’t know how I mange it?! I’m a spiller so I make a lot of outfit changes a day "
A spiller that's made me chuckle. Do you need a boobie bib?
I've mopped the kitchen now so due to slipping risk I'm taking 5 |
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal?
Deal!
Right then, up ya get!
Let’s do this!
How ya getting on?
I've washed up, cleaned and tidied the surfaces and FINALLY sorted through a laundry basket that was full of odds n sods I was unsure what to do with (including 2 bathroom tiles.... the wall was repaired about a year ago )
Anyway, the spare laundry basket is now an actual bin rather than having a carrier bag hanging off a drawer handle
I’ve hoovered, stuck a load of laundry on and cleaned the bath and shower. My laundry basket is still full to the brim I don’t know how I mange it?! I’m a spiller so I make a lot of outfit changes a day
A spiller that's made me chuckle. Do you need a boobie bib?
I've mopped the kitchen now so due to slipping risk I'm taking 5 "
I definitely do! I might as well have shares in vanish for the amount of white tops and dresses I’ve tried to save!
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"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog is the best party food! and pink wafers
I’m currently trying to get the energy and motivation to do some house work but I’d rather be napping on a hot beach
OK, at 3pm we will both get up and make a start. Deal?
Deal!
Right then, up ya get!
Let’s do this!
How ya getting on?
I've washed up, cleaned and tidied the surfaces and FINALLY sorted through a laundry basket that was full of odds n sods I was unsure what to do with (including 2 bathroom tiles.... the wall was repaired about a year ago )
Anyway, the spare laundry basket is now an actual bin rather than having a carrier bag hanging off a drawer handle
I’ve hoovered, stuck a load of laundry on and cleaned the bath and shower. My laundry basket is still full to the brim I don’t know how I mange it?! I’m a spiller so I make a lot of outfit changes a day
A spiller that's made me chuckle. Do you need a boobie bib?
I've mopped the kitchen now so due to slipping risk I'm taking 5
I definitely do! I might as well have shares in vanish for the amount of white tops and dresses I’ve tried to save!
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I'll get you one for Xmas 2021.
I'm not taking any chances this year!
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