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over a year ago
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"So first day at new job my bag on desk I went to get some paper work out of bag and what pops out on to the table a bloody condom! Anyone else done something this embarasing?? X"
Twice....
I was going to view a dog with the intention of rehoming him. Leant over to stroke him and a large packet of Skyns fell out of my top pocket.
The valeter at work found an unused one in my car and left it on the dashboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not embarassing...shows you re responsible..would have been funnier if it was anal beads or something similar. I used to live next door to a female couple. They had a very bored, whacky dog who liked toys which I d throw. One day he came out with a whacking great double ended dildo...soooo funny   |
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I was on the blob and went to the loo.
I normally unwrap towel, put empty wrapper in mouth, take off old towel with left hand. Put on new towel with right hand. Remove wrapper from mouth and wrap using both hands.
Luckily nobody saw me stick the clean towel to my mouth instead of the empty wrapper that time I wasn't concentrating |
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"So first day at new job my bag on desk I went to get some paper work out of bag and what pops out on to the table a bloody condom! Anyone else done something this embarasing?? X
Twice....
I was going to view a dog with the intention of rehoming him. Leant over to stroke him and a large packet of Skyns fell out of my top pocket.
The valeter at work found an unused one in my car and left it on the dashboard"
Ha ha  x |
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"I was on the blob and went to the loo.
I normally unwrap towel, put empty wrapper in mouth, take off old towel with left hand. Put on new towel with right hand. Remove wrapper from mouth and wrap using both hands.
Luckily nobody saw me stick the clean towel to my mouth instead of the empty wrapper that time I wasn't concentrating "
Not the ending i was expecting, fortunately! |
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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago
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"So first day at new job my bag on desk I went to get some paper work out of bag and what pops out on to the table a bloody condom! Anyone else done something this embarasing?? X"
used or unopened ?  |
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"Not embarassing...shows you re responsible..would have been funnier if it was anal beads or something similar. I used to live next door to a female couple. They had a very bored, whacky dog who liked toys which I d throw. One day he came out with a whacking great double ended dildo...soooo funny "
That's funny! Did u throw it for him? X |
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"I was on the blob and went to the loo.
I normally unwrap towel, put empty wrapper in mouth, take off old towel with left hand. Put on new towel with right hand. Remove wrapper from mouth and wrap using both hands.
Luckily nobody saw me stick the clean towel to my mouth instead of the empty wrapper that time I wasn't concentrating "
Ha ha x |
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"So first day at new job my bag on desk I went to get some paper work out of bag and what pops out on to the table a bloody condom! Anyone else done something this embarasing?? X
used or unopened ? "
Unopened large size lol x |
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By *aver999Couple
over a year ago
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"So first day at new job my bag on desk I went to get some paper work out of bag and what pops out on to the table a bloody condom! Anyone else done something this embarasing?? X
used or unopened ?
Unopened large size lol x"
Ah not so bad then |
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"So first day at new job my bag on desk I went to get some paper work out of bag and what pops out on to the table a bloody condom! Anyone else done something this embarasing?? X"
Oh no! Hope your first day went ok though
I have a big German Shepherd who would steal my underwear out of my drawer and scatter it around the house
One day the gas man knocked the door and the dog came tearing down the stairs with one of my fancy bras wrapped around his ears 
I pretended not to notice as the man was awkwardly trying to stroke the dog but avoiding touching the bra |
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"So first day at new job my bag on desk I went to get some paper work out of bag and what pops out on to the table a bloody condom! Anyone else done something this embarasing?? X
Oh no! Hope your first day went ok though
I have a big German Shepherd who would steal my underwear out of my drawer and scatter it around the house
One day the gas man knocked the door and the dog came tearing down the stairs with one of my fancy bras wrapped around his ears
I pretended not to notice as the man was awkwardly trying to stroke the dog but avoiding touching the bra "
Pmsl!! |
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Well not long time ago i had a party at home . Before all arrivied ibheard a noise out of the door , when i opened was this man with a box of beers in his hands and a bothe in the floor .
He said he would back to clean the mess !
Atvthis same moment my frien she just arriving and i told her i think a man just let fall this botle of beer , meanwhile whe arrives and asked me if there was somewhere where he could put the broken botle !
I told him you can put in the been im my kitchen feel free ! You know just neighbour d*unk !
I went with my friend in home we cosed the entrance door and this neighbour showed us his finger , was cut ! My friend guive to him a pad , i ask him if he was married?
He said no, i told him, just asking because we don't want you go home with a mad in your finger and in 5 minutes having your wife knocking my door , we laugh !
He answered saying " i don't live here " , i asked him so where you live ? He said Liverpool ! I asked him who are you? He said his name is J ! I look at my friend id i said " wait wait , so you don't live here ? You are not my neighbour? What you doing here? Who are you ?
I come to your party!
What??? , i keep laughing everytime i remember vthis or i listen the name .
Me and my friend thinking was just the neighbour |
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