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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Evening fabbers

We would like to try a game if anyone else is willing (or stupid enough) to play with us.

Rules are simple,

1) post "I'm in" along with your username.

2) reply & quote above person with a status they have to update in their profile for 30 minutes.

3) post any funny messages you have had without naming the person messaging of course.

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm in angleshare18

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

If we were on separate accounts Joel id give you one haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

Funlad94

Let's see what I will have to post

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm in

Funlad94

Let's see what I will have to post "

Change your status to -

Lost half a carrot somewhere I shouldn't, any advice as to how to get it out

Leave it up for 30 minutes.

The status, not the carrot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in

Funlad94

Let's see what I will have to post

Change your status to -

Lost half a carrot somewhere I shouldn't, any advice as to how to get it out

Leave it up for 30 minutes.

The status, not the carrot

done probably forget about it knowing me and will.be up for hours loool

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm in

Funlad94

Let's see what I will have to post

Change your status to -

Lost half a carrot somewhere I shouldn't, any advice as to how to get it out

Leave it up for 30 minutes.

The status, not the carrot

done probably forget about it knowing me and will.be up for hours loool"

Haha xD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In please be hardcore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in

F&B please change your status to apologise for being a squirrel flasher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in!

Jamie, change your status to “flamingo enthusiasts please assemble in my bedroom!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in

F&B please change your status to apologise for being a squirrel flasher "

Ok yours is :

I want to be a porn star who only fucks small cocked guys with nice haircut penis

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Can someone give us one? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone give us one? Haha "

Change your status too

I just used a straw to put milk in my pussy

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Curious cats, wrote

Im lonelie, why is it not so hard to find a man who is gramicalie corect??

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can someone give us one? Haha

Change your status too

I just used a straw to put milk in my pussy "

Done hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone give us one? Haha

Change your status too

I just used a straw to put milk in my pussy

Done hahaha"

Hahaha just seen... oh the facial expressions will be priceless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can someone give us one? Haha

Change your status too

I just used a straw to put milk in my pussy

Done hahaha

Hahaha just seen... oh the facial expressions will be priceless "

I'm waiting for the messages haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in

Change your status too

Wow, what a wank just tugged off my extra skin

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can someone give us one? Haha

Change your status too

I just used a straw to put milk in my pussy

Done hahaha

Hahaha just seen... oh the facial expressions will be priceless

I'm waiting for the messages haha"

Hahaha I am collecting bets that someone will say "can I put my milk in your pussy"

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

First message in to our status....

made me lick my lips glass of nice warm milk xx love too taste it xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/09/20 18:56:35]"

I seen it, and will post in half hour if I'm still about

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"[Removed by poster at 07/09/20 18:56:35]

I seen it, and will post in half hour if I'm still about

Haha ok x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"First message in to our status....

made me lick my lips glass of nice warm milk xx love too taste it xxx"

TBH that's a good line! But only like warm milk with my weetabix lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in... I think x

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

And another message....

Shame i cant use my tongue to lick the milk out

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And another message....

Shame i cant use my tongue to lick the milk out"

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT! I could be a millionaire by end of today

Btw need new status 30 minutes are up

Hit me with something

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm in... I think x"

Indigo

Change your status to

Is it wrong I find my half brother so sexy?

Eek!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in... I think x

Indigo

Change your status to

Is it wrong I find my half brother so sexy?

Eek! "

Ah Jesus. I have a few half brothers

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm in... I think x

Indigo

Change your status to

Is it wrong I find my half brother so sexy?

Eek!

Ah Jesus. I have a few half brothers

Hahahaha xx

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

We’re in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll post some of the message highlights

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

And another message

....

Well I’d definitely like to see that milk dripping out of your pussy

I’d lap it up!!!

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Indego

Proper lol'd at that status them haha when I looked xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We’re in!"

Update status

My favourite sex position is the closet. I sit in closet whilst you lie on bed

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"We’re in!

Update status

My favourite sex position is the closet. I sit in closet whilst you lie on bed

Done, seems tame in comparison

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And another message....

Shame i cant use my tongue to lick the milk out

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT! I could be a millionaire by end of today

Btw need new status 30 minutes are up

Hit me with something "

Put this - well no sex for me tonight, I'll best go warm some liver in the microwave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And another message....

Shame i cant use my tongue to lick the milk out

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT! I could be a millionaire by end of today

Btw need new status 30 minutes are up

Hit me with something

Put this - well no sex for me tonight, I'll best go warm some liver in the microwave. "

Done

Now time to warm up some liver hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish I was your half brother"

"Even a brother is okay baby

"Do you try to look at his cock"

Jesus Christ my inbox and my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And another message....

Shame i cant use my tongue to lick the milk out

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THAT! I could be a millionaire by end of today

Btw need new status 30 minutes are up

Hit me with something

Put this - well no sex for me tonight, I'll best go warm some liver in the microwave.

Done

Now time to warm up some liver hahaha"

Hard not to comment on worst status thread before

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

""Wish I was your half brother"

"Even a brother is okay baby

"Do you try to look at his cock"

Jesus Christ my inbox and my eyes

Hahahaha proper laughing our head off

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

""Wish I was your half brother"

"Even a brother is okay baby

"Do you try to look at his cock"

Jesus Christ my inbox and my eyes

at least you have a few more for the block list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Wish I was your half brother"

"Even a brother is okay baby

"Do you try to look at his cock"

Jesus Christ my inbox and my eyes

Hahahaha proper laughing our head off"

I think I have come off worst here like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Wish I was your half brother"

"Even a brother is okay baby

"Do you try to look at his cock"

Jesus Christ my inbox and my eyes

Lmaoooo your poor eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Wish I was your half brother"

"Even a brother is okay baby

"Do you try to look at his cock"

Jesus Christ my inbox and my eyes

Hahahaha proper laughing our head off"

Me too

has made me properly laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Wish I was your half brother"

"Even a brother is okay baby

"Do you try to look at his cock"

Jesus Christ my inbox and my eyes

Hahahaha proper laughing our head off

I think I have come off worst here like "

Little bit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Wish I was your half brother"

"Even a brother is okay baby

"Do you try to look at his cock"

Jesus Christ my inbox and my eyes

Hahahaha proper laughing our head off

I think I have come off worst here like

Little bit

Just wait til someone asks for a status.

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

A new message

Hey, I know I’m not the age that you’re looking for but seen your status and just wanted to know if you filmed it? Cause that sounds hot as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know when you read something and blink continously in shock like "what did I just read"

That was me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curious cats, wrote

Im lonelie, why is it not so hard to find a man who is gramicalie corect?? "

I think posting that might be against my religion or something!! It hurts me even seeing it!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Curious cats, wrote

Im lonelie, why is it not so hard to find a man who is gramicalie corect??

I think posting that might be against my religion or something!! It hurts me even seeing it!!

If I posted mine you can post yours z

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Wish I was your half brother"

"Even a brother is okay baby

"Do you try to look at his cock"

Jesus Christ my inbox and my eyes

Hahahaha proper laughing our head off

I think I have come off worst here like

Little bit

Just wait til someone asks for a status. "

mines already been picked.. Phew

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Indigo, our 30 minutes are up, you can give us one haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im in, Doctor When

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Im in, Doctor When"

I discovered my penis is the length of two Argos pencils, also I’m now banned from Argos.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indigo, our 30 minutes are up, you can give us one haha"

To continue on a theme

"I just used a straw to suck something I hope was milk out of my pussy"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indigo, our 30 minutes are up, you can give us one haha

To continue on a theme

"I just used a straw to suck something I hope was milk out of my pussy""

This was for Angelshare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im in, Doctor When

I discovered my penis is the length of two Argos pencils, also I’m now banned from Argos. "

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New one done

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"New one done

Hahaha brilliant x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"New one done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indigo, our 30 minutes are up, you can give us one haha"

Hahaha

let's ruin your inbox

"Looking for the best looking cock to suck, inbox me your submissions. I'll rate you out of 10 and suck the winner"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in Mr-Benn

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"Indigo, our 30 minutes are up, you can give us one haha

Hahaha

let's ruin your inbox

"Looking for the best looking cock to suck, inbox me your submissions. I'll rate you out of 10 and suck the winner""

Haha done. Joel just said you do realise as the male half of the couple this is his worst nightmare haha

I'm going to pretend he wrote the status xD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in Mr-Benn "

Anyone else ever wondered if their cock looks like their dads?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indigo, our 30 minutes are up, you can give us one haha

Hahaha

let's ruin your inbox

"Looking for the best looking cock to suck, inbox me your submissions. I'll rate you out of 10 and suck the winner"

Haha done. Joel just said you do realise as the male half of the couple this is his worst nightmare haha

I'm going to pretend he wrote the status xD"

Hahaha RIP your inbox.

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m in Mr-Benn

Anyone else ever wondered if their cock looks like their dads? "

Ffs savage and absolutely brilliant, genuinely laughing here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol no way. Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in Mr-Benn

Anyone else ever wondered if their cock looks like their dads? "

Now that is hilarious

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Indigo, our 30 minutes are up, you can give us one haha

Hahaha

let's ruin your inbox

"Looking for the best looking cock to suck, inbox me your submissions. I'll rate you out of 10 and suck the winner"

Haha done. Joel just said you do realise as the male half of the couple this is his worst nightmare haha

I'm going to pretend he wrote the status xD"

You’re going to have a busy inbox

We have only had a couple of offers to join me in the closet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in Mr-Benn

Anyone else ever wondered if their cock looks like their dads? "

SAVAGE BUT FUNNY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Done.

Not looking forward to this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m in Mr-Benn

Anyone else ever wondered if their cock looks like their dads?

SAVAGE BUT FUNNY"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Done.

Not looking forward to this.

Hahahaha is it acceptable to find yourself hilarious?!

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indigo, our 30 minutes are up, you can give us one haha

Hahaha

let's ruin your inbox

"Looking for the best looking cock to suck, inbox me your submissions. I'll rate you out of 10 and suck the winner"

Haha done. Joel just said you do realise as the male half of the couple this is his worst nightmare haha

I'm going to pretend he wrote the status xD

You’re going to have a busy inbox

We have only had a couple of offers to join me in the closet.

New status,

Write, sometimes as a couple we like to pick each others noses and feed it to eachother. Anyone willing to join"

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

To curious couple,

New status,

Write, sometimes as a couple we like to pick each others noses and feed it to eachother. Anyone willing to join

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol 30 minutes are up

Let's see what you creative people can come up with for another status!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol 30 minutes are up

Let's see what you creative people can come up with for another status! "

Curious for an MMM threesome. Who wants to find some friends with me?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"To curious couple,

New status,

Write, sometimes as a couple we like to pick each others noses and feed it to eachother. Anyone willing to join"

done,

You know there will be someone into that.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Ummm I guess I'm in...

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Indigo I'm finding you and ourselves equally as funny tbh hahahaha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ummm I guess I'm in...

Ah so just paid my Step dad £20 to suck my tits! Guess whose £20 richer

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Ummm I guess I'm in...

Ah so just paid my Step dad £20 to suck my tits! Guess whose £20 richer"

Sweet jesus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lol 30 minutes are up

Let's see what you creative people can come up with for another status!

Curious for an MMM threesome. Who wants to find some friends with me? "

done lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Indigo I'm finding you and ourselves equally as funny tbh hahahaha x"

*High-5 for us*

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Already over 50 cock pictures sent asking if they have won ffs lol

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Already over 50 cock pictures sent asking if they have won ffs lol"

Your husbands going to be busy

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"Already over 50 cock pictures sent asking if they have won ffs lol

Your husbands going to be busy

Why on earth did I think this game would be a good idea...

The hubby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ngl it been good fun

Something different lol

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Ngl it been good fun

Something different lol"

I bet your inbox is busier than normal

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Just had someone say "please pick my willy"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ngl it been good fun

Something different lol

I bet your inbox is busier than normal "

Lol had a few males message me since the last update loool

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Just had someone say "please pick my willy""

No ones asked to pick my nose

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just had someone say "please pick my willy"

No ones asked to pick my nose

Have we actually found something that's too much even for fab :o

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm ready for new one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Already over 50 cock pictures sent asking if they have won ffs lol"

AHAHAHHAHA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm ready for new one

Carry on the trend - update to

But the bra I got from Next is so comfortable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm ready for new one

Carry on the trend - update to

But the bra I got from Next is so comfortable "

Just that

or add it to end of the one that's already there?

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"But the bra I got from Next is so comfortable "

Update: one nose picking pervert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lets add it to end of previous one

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"But the bra I got from Next is so comfortable

Update: one nose picking pervert

Pahahahaha really?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But the bra I got from Next is so comfortable

Update: one nose picking pervert

GOD DAMN THESE PERVERTS

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"But the bra I got from Next is so comfortable

Update: one nose picking pervert

Pahahahaha really?"

Apparently so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No messages yet but I think someone just unfriended me

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"But the bra I got from Next is so comfortable

Update: one nose picking pervert

Pahahahaha really?

Apparently so

We are properly laughing while also feeling a little bit sick hahaha

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Catch23 HAHAHA your status. You read wrong but please keep it

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"No messages yet but I think someone just unfriended me

Your next one:

What cream is good for carpet burned nipples? Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No messages yet but I think someone just unfriended me

Your next one:

What cream is good for carpet burned nipples? Asking for a friend.

Hahaha I just laughed out loud. Imagining someone rubbing on the carpet a little like a seal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Catch23 HAHAHA your status. You read wrong but please keep it "

Haha, it's going way too fast!! And I've changed it again! People will think I'm Billy whizzed if I change again

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD"

Anyone else into nugget porn?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No messages yet but I think someone just unfriended me

Your next one:

What cream is good for carpet burned nipples? Asking for a friend.

Your killing me here. Will have no friends left.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD

Anyone else into nugget porn?"

what on earth is nugget porn LMFAO

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD

Anyone else into nugget porn?"

I'm really really hoping no pictures are sent this time hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD

Anyone else into nugget porn?"

I'm in!

Looking for cocks tonight. The smaller and hairier the better

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

Scaring but i'm in

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD

Anyone else into nugget porn?

what on earth is nugget porn LMFAO"

No idea but I think we maybe about to find out lol

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD

Anyone else into nugget porn?

what on earth is nugget porn LMFAO"

Don’t google it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My 30 mins are up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD

Anyone else into nugget porn?

what on earth is nugget porn LMFAO

Don’t google it

Turned on after that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD

Anyone else into nugget porn?

I'm in!

Looking for cocks tonight. The smaller and hairier the better "

Josh yours should be...

If you bumped into your doppelganger would you try shag them? I'd definitely shag myself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeez, you lot got me nearly falling off my chair tonight. But I'm am nearly done for the evening.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"My 30 mins are up"

I’ve got my penis stuck in my car exhaust, anyone local who can help me out?

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"Scaring but i'm in

Enlivine,

Change your status to -

Looking for someone with gross toenails, the longer the better. Will pay to chew them off. Please send pictures

My apologies if you get any pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My 30 mins are up"

Anyone else get turned on watching disney? Something about a Disney Princess. I'd give Elsa and Ana one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My 30 mins are up

I’ve got my penis stuck in my car exhaust, anyone local who can help me out? "

Must be a very skinny exhaust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My 30 minutes are up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Our 30mins are up haha. Make it as bad as you want xD

Anyone else into nugget porn?

I'm in!

Looking for cocks tonight. The smaller and hairier the better

Josh yours should be...

If you bumped into your doppelganger would you try shag them? I'd definitely shag myself."

Ha! I totally would.. lol.

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"My 30 mins are up

Anyone else get turned on watching disney? Something about a Disney Princess. I'd give Elsa and Ana one. "

I'm Ana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My 30 mins are up

Anyone else get turned on watching disney? Something about a Disney Princess. I'd give Elsa and Ana one.

I'm Ana

I can audition for Elsa if required

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"My 30 minutes are up!"

I like to douche with Colgate

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Scaring but i'm in

Enlivine,

Change your status to -

Looking for someone with gross toenails, the longer the better. Will pay to chew them off. Please send pictures

My apologies if you get any pictures"

Nooooo this is so gross !!!! I knew something gross would be waiting for me , let me breath few minutes first before update my status !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My 30 minutes are up!

I like to douche with Colgate "

Lol pref oral B tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh this sounds fun

can i play?

CutenSassy

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By *ired-BNMan over a year ago

Dublin

Hahaha you guys are hilarious. I’m in Wolfy

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"My 30 minutes are up!

I like to douche with Colgate

Lol pref oral B tbh "

In prep for that mmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh this sounds fun

can i play?

CutenSassy"

A status for you

"Send me a poem and I'll send you nudes"

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"oh this sounds fun

can i play?

CutenSassy

A status for you

"Send me a poem and I'll send you nudes""

Hahaha that's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My 30 minutes are up!

I like to douche with Colgate

Lol pref oral B tbh

In prep for that mmm

Haha ill get the different brands ready... great alternative for lube I hear

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hahaha you guys are hilarious. I’m in Wolfy"

Wolfie

What do other men do with the not of cheese you sometimes get in your foreskin? I've got all mine collected in a jar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hahaha you guys are hilarious. I’m in Wolfy"

Hmmm

,.a status for you

Roses are red, chalk is a rock, send me your toes and I'll suck your cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lmfaooooo

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Sheesh thankfully 30 mins is up!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a new one. I’m just getting cock pictures next to a ruler

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By *ired-BNMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Hahaha you guys are hilarious. I’m in Wolfy

Wolfie

What do other men do with the not of cheese you sometimes get in your foreskin? I've got all mine collected in a jar"

Oh Jesus that’s nasty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a new one. I’m just getting cock pictures next to a ruler

update too

Anyone need their toe nails clipping. My half brother says he likes it when I use my teeth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a new one. I’m just getting cock pictures next to a ruler

Who else enjoys making eye contact with their cat as they cum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a new one. I’m just getting cock pictures next to a ruler

I love guys with cock cheese, anyone local?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sheesh thankfully 30 mins is up!! "

Does anyone know how to get ping pong balls out of my pussy, the hoover was a mistake!

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Honestly guys, I haven't laughed so much in ages HAHAHAHA

So glad you guys played xD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a new one. I’m just getting cock pictures next to a ruler

update too

Anyone need their toe nails clipping. My half brother says he likes it when I use my teeth "

I don’t have the minerals for that. I’ll be scared of the messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a new one. I’m just getting cock pictures next to a ruler

update too

Anyone need their toe nails clipping. My half brother says he likes it when I use my teeth

I don’t have the minerals for that. I’ll be scared of the messages

You got this 30 minutes only!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

Our daughter has shouted down to stop laughing as she’s trying to go to sleep

We are in need of a new one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Honestly guys, I haven't laughed so much in ages HAHAHAHA

So glad you guys played xD"

Thank you for starting it off lol!

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Sheesh thankfully 30 mins is up!!

Does anyone know how to get ping pong balls out of my pussy, the hoover was a mistake!"

I used to like you

haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sheesh thankfully 30 mins is up!!

Does anyone know how to get ping pong balls out of my pussy, the hoover was a mistake!

I used to like you

haha"

And now you really like me

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By *ired-BNMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Our daughter has shouted down to stop laughing as she’s trying to go to sleep

We are in need of a new one. "

How about “I like to hot wax my shaft before sex and pretend it’s a candle”

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

id love to play along

Make it pretty

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Another message

id love do any porn with you nugget porn ? Xxx i will try but what is it xxx

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By *ired-BNMan over a year ago

Dublin

id love to play along

Make it pretty "

Who likes to sneak into gardens and rub one out on garden gnomes??

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

id love to play along

Make it pretty

Who likes to sneak into gardens and rub one out on garden gnomes??"

well I most certainly don’t have gnomes in my garden but I’ll put it up

thank you

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"How about “I like to hot wax my shaft before sex and pretend it’s a candle”"

Done

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I’m in - Bhubaysi

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Another message

id love do any porn with you nugget porn ? Xxx i will try but what is it xxx"

Don’t google it

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

id love to play along

Make it pretty

Who likes to sneak into gardens and rub one out on garden gnomes??

well I most certainly don’t have gnomes in my garden but I’ll put it up

thank you "

Picturing all the older gents running to the garden taking pictures of their gnomes quickly to send lol

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Our time is up, make it savage

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"I’m in - Bhubaysi "

I like to soap myself up and give myself a good going over with my karcher window vac.

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By *ngelShare18 OP Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m in - Bhubaysi "

Bhubaysi

Change status to

Men in flip flops make me so wet, wish they would show me their feet in them.

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