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late night nocturnal thread....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your mind? What you up to? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Everyone is welcome. Smileyface
Jim is currently having a wee so myself, Jamie hants and Moreno are keeping the thread warm until his return. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" 
And as if by magic 
I know right 2 1st poster in a row superman is on it tonight 
I never really said hello to you Lorna so hello nice bum  "
Hello to you too.
How's your dad |
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"
And as if by magic
I know right 2 1st poster in a row superman is on it tonight
I never really said hello to you Lorna so hello nice bum
Hello to you too.
How's your dad "
Ill show him your bum and i will let you know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
And as if by magic
I know right 2 1st poster in a row superman is on it tonight
I never really said hello to you Lorna so hello nice bum
Hello to you too.
How's your dad
Ill show him your bum and i will let you know "
Please do. |
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"
And as if by magic
I know right 2 1st poster in a row superman is on it tonight
I never really said hello to you Lorna so hello nice bum
Hello to you too.
How's your dad
Ill show him your bum and i will let you know
Please do. "
Of course for you i will |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right, I think it's time to catch some Zzzzzz before the work day comes up to bite me on the bum. Goodnight campers, good nocturnaling everyone  "
Night lovelies. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I think it's time to catch some Zzzzzz before the work day comes up to bite me on the bum. Goodnight campers, good nocturnaling everyone "
Goodnight KC! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goodnight, peace, love and bananas to you all. Smileyface hi jim.
It wasn't me, it was them!  
LORNA!!
WHAT!
Who was it are you trying to grass us up here i wont show my dad your bum "
His loss  |
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"Goodnight, peace, love and bananas to you all. Smileyface hi jim.
It wasn't me, it was them!
LORNA!!
WHAT!
Who was it are you trying to grass us up here i wont show my dad your bum
His loss "
Of course it is youll just have to watch him on catch up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening (morning) all.
Looks like everyone is going as I'm coming... 
Im here still now if you would be so kind as to get your bum out it would be very much appreciated "
For you? Not a problem |
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"Evening (morning) all.
Looks like everyone is going as I'm coming...
Im here still now if you would be so kind as to get your bum out it would be very much appreciated
For you? Not a problem "
Aww thank you  always appreciate your bottom  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m so happy it’s a butt thread. Great bums everyone
I do like a good bum
You do have a very nice bottom indeed "
Thank you kind sir , I’m quite partial to looking at yours |
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"I’m so happy it’s a butt thread. Great bums everyone
I do like a good bum
You do have a very nice bottom indeed
Thank you kind sir , I’m quite partial to looking at yours "
You are most welcome indeed oh well it is out for all to see this evening |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" always appreciate your bottom
As I do yours
So why is it a bum thread tonight?
Aww thank you
Jim left Lorna, Jamie and myself in charge and Lorna made us all get our bums out  "
Yep I do love a bum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her "
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation "
cough cough gasp cough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation "
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation. |
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation. "
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation.
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well "
That was definitely Jamie. |
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation.
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well
That was definitely Jamie. "
Oh was it ok i apologise Lorna |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation.
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well
That was definitely Jamie.
Oh was it ok i apologise Lorna "
Apologie accepted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation.
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well
That was definitely Jamie.
Oh was it ok i apologise Lorna "
She’s fibbing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation.
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well
That was definitely Jamie.
Oh was it ok i apologise Lorna
Apologie accepted. "
Fibs! |
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation.
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well
That was definitely Jamie.
Oh was it ok i apologise Lorna
She’s fibbing! "
Is she fibbing!! Lorna are you fibbing? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation.
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well
That was definitely Jamie.
Oh was it ok i apologise Lorna
She’s fibbing!
Is she fibbing!! Lorna are you fibbing? "
Oh course I'm not.
Look at my fridge thread, no mention of jims fridge at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All this fridge talk is making me hungry. Roll on breakfast time
Yeah im still hungry after trying to be fed cooked bacon and egg wrap salad  "
Eeew. I've done some filth in my life but even that's beyond my limits
If you ever need breakfast cooking, give me a shout |
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation.
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well
That was definitely Jamie.
Oh was it ok i apologise Lorna
She’s fibbing!
Is she fibbing!! Lorna are you fibbing?
Oh course I'm not.
Look at my fridge thread, no mention of jims fridge at all "
I may need to go back through and see who went into Jims fridge first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this fridge talk is making me hungry. Roll on breakfast time
Well its AM so i say it is breakfast time. "
Can't be arsed to get up but I'm lying here planning it all out for when I do |
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"All this fridge talk is making me hungry. Roll on breakfast time
Yeah im still hungry after trying to be fed cooked bacon and egg wrap salad
Eeew. I've done some filth in my life but even that's beyond my limits
If you ever need breakfast cooking, give me a shout "
Yeah i know who in their right mind cooks lettuce no just no NNNNOOOO oh breakfast yes please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah Lorna has caused all this Jamie and myself tried to control it but she ran amuck and we just decided if you cant beat her (we tried) join her
That’s true. We had no part in this except when we tried to control the situation
Seeing as the bums are a roaring success I'm happy to be the brains behind this operation.
Hang on i thought you were also rummaging through Jims fridge as well
That was definitely Jamie.
Oh was it ok i apologise Lorna
She’s fibbing!
Is she fibbing!! Lorna are you fibbing?
Oh course I'm not.
Look at my fridge thread, no mention of jims fridge at all
I may need to go back through and see who went into Jims fridge first "
Yep and then I will accept a second apology. |
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"Ok so i have been back through the threads and it turns out it was kinky couple who raided poor Jims fridge. But Lorna you said he always has goodies in there so very much encouraged it
Beautiful innocent Jamie on the other hand was rummaging through her own fridge   "
Nope thats not what happened at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like breakfast any time
I eat cereal all times of the day does that mean its always breakfast? Hmmm "
If it's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes I consider them a snack food. |
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"Ok so i have been back through the threads and it turns out it was kinky couple who raided poor Jims fridge. But Lorna you said he always has goodies in there so very much encouraged it
Beautiful innocent Jamie on the other hand was rummaging through her own fridge
Nope thats not what happened at all. "
It is i have seen the evidence and read through all the statements from the witnesses and im afraid thats what happened first bums then fridge |
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"I like breakfast any time
I eat cereal all times of the day does that mean its always breakfast? Hmmm depends dry or with milk?"
Has to be always with milk full fat blue top as well ice cold chocolate luckycharms are my favourite |
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"I like breakfast any time
I eat cereal all times of the day does that mean its always breakfast? Hmmm
If it's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes I consider them a snack food. "
Oooo crunchy nut all cereap is snack food for me to be fair i tend to eat them by the box |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"I like breakfast any time
I eat cereal all times of the day does that mean its always breakfast? Hmmm depends dry or with milk?
Has to be always with milk full fat blue top as well ice cold chocolate luckycharms are my favourite "
then i say yes breakfast |
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"I like breakfast any time
I eat cereal all times of the day does that mean its always breakfast? Hmmm depends dry or with milk?
Has to be always with milk full fat blue top as well ice cold chocolate luckycharms are my favourite then i say yes breakfast"
Yyyyaaaayyyy all day is breakfast for me you have now made my night |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could do with a lovely fry up now
With or without sausage?
How rude always with sausage though "
Me? Rude? My dearest M. Never.
Anyhoo. Im having mushrooms on seeded toast for breakfast. There's no sausage in the house (atm) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But how do you like your bacon done"
All depends on the cut.
Streaky, well done. Middle/Ayrshire roll, medium done (well done if rind still on). Medallions just cooked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rind on and very well done well I'm going to have to make me some bacon rolls now "
I had that for breakfast yesterday, with an egg banjo in it. Was bloody divine. |
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"I could do with a lovely fry up now
With or without sausage?
How rude always with sausage though
Me? Rude? My dearest M. Never.
Anyhoo. Im having mushrooms on seeded toast for breakfast. There's no sausage in the house (atm) "
but surely theres not mushroom on the toast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could do with a lovely fry up now
With or without sausage?
How rude always with sausage though
Me? Rude? My dearest M. Never.
Anyhoo. Im having mushrooms on seeded toast for breakfast. There's no sausage in the house (atm)
but surely theres not mushroom on the toast "
You’re such a fungi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could do with a lovely fry up now
With or without sausage?
How rude always with sausage though
Me? Rude? My dearest M. Never.
Anyhoo. Im having mushrooms on seeded toast for breakfast. There's no sausage in the house (atm)
but surely theres not mushroom on the toast "
Mushrooms are my favourite food. I eat loads of them. All depends on my mood whether I put them in a bowl with the toast round the side, but if I want soggy butter soaked toast they go on top. |
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"I could do with a lovely fry up now
With or without sausage?
How rude always with sausage though
Me? Rude? My dearest M. Never.
Anyhoo. Im having mushrooms on seeded toast for breakfast. There's no sausage in the house (atm)
but surely theres not mushroom on the toast
You’re such a fungi "
i do like to bring the fungi to any room |
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"I could do with a lovely fry up now
With or without sausage?
How rude always with sausage though
Me? Rude? My dearest M. Never.
Anyhoo. Im having mushrooms on seeded toast for breakfast. There's no sausage in the house (atm)
but surely theres not mushroom on the toast
Mushrooms are my favourite food. I eat loads of them. All depends on my mood whether I put them in a bowl with the toast round the side, but if I want soggy butter soaked toast they go on top. "
I do like mushrooms as well especially stuffed giant ones with steak and peppers mmmmmm |
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