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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's going on in your brilliant mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What time do you call this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God damnit Jamie I wanted to be first!

Evening Jim! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!"

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God damnit Jamie I wanted to be first!

Evening Jim! X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You snooze you lose. x

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By *adHatter_RestrainedAliceCouple over a year ago

In The Hills

Meh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wonko. Happy Sunday! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God damnit Jamie I wanted to be first!

Evening Jim! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You snooze you lose. x"

I’m not snoozing though! I’m in the bath... so technically I’m soaking

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By *ntrigue me 2019Woman over a year ago

Leicester

I'm still perving, no one making me feel the need to respond for a meet. Happy to chat nonetheless. Lovely people xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge "

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meh"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hatter & Alice. Why so meh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God damnit Jamie I wanted to be first!

Evening Jim! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You snooze you lose. x

I’m not snoozing though! I’m in the bath... so technically I’m soaking

You're so wet. You're always in the bath.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is."

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

Oh my goodness! That’s a good fact! Although I’m sad to learn he died. I liked him in Jaws. And at least now he will be remembered for bringing the turkey to Kermit and Miss Piggy’s house at christmas.

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Evening Jim, evening everyone x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm still perving, no one making me feel the need to respond for a meet. Happy to chat nonetheless. Lovely people xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Intrigue. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Merry pervin'. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello Jimmy

Hello Fabbers!

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By *ouno2muchMan over a year ago

Disneyland

Good evening Jim and everyone. I hope yous all had a wonderful Sunday and made the most of the weekend before the week chaos kicks in, in a few hours

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By *ntrigue me 2019Woman over a year ago

Leicester

Why thank you kind sir.

I will continue with my quest to find a meet xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

Hey Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God damnit Jamie I wanted to be first!

Evening Jim! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You snooze you lose. x

I’m not snoozing though! I’m in the bath... so technically I’m soaking

You're so wet. You're always in the bath."

I’ll have you know that not all cats hate water

I’m very happy being all wet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening everyone x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. I walked past the Nag's Head today. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Halloooooo everybodi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello Jimmy

Hello Fabbers!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smokey.

How are you?

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By *ankie303Woman over a year ago

Weirdsville South Coast Dorset

Good evening Jim!

I'm trying to work out if I should be "normal" and go bed

, ready for 6am back to school at bloody last alarm.....

or being a night person, use my 6am alarm as "countdown begins" to the ball and chain being removed (8 whole hours of silence, I'm so excited) and carry on as my normal.....such a hard choice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone. I hope yous all had a wonderful Sunday and made the most of the weekend before the week chaos kicks in, in a few hours

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Youno. I did have a wonderful Sunday. I hope your week isn't too chaotic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why thank you kind sir.

I will continue with my quest to find a meet xx"

You're very welcome. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

It brings me no end of joy to know you thought of me in the shower.

And being Taylor Swift related makes it even better.

You’ve just made my day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Sunday night. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"God damnit Jamie I wanted to be first!

Evening Jim! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You snooze you lose. x

I’m not snoozing though! I’m in the bath... so technically I’m soaking

You're so wet. You're always in the bath.

I’ll have you know that not all cats hate water

I’m very happy being all wet

I bet you are.

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Sunday night. x"

It sure is as I've finished my weekend at work and have a day off tomorrow xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Halloooooo everybodi"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon and your ass. I like the cool modern way that you spell everybody.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim!

I'm trying to work out if I should be "normal" and go bed

, ready for 6am back to school at bloody last alarm.....

or being a night person, use my 6am alarm as "countdown begins" to the ball and chain being removed (8 whole hours of silence, I'm so excited) and carry on as my normal.....such a hard choice!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wankie. I don't know what to suggest. What do you want to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

It brings me no end of joy to know you thought of me in the shower.

And being Taylor Swift related makes it even better.

You’ve just made my day "

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Evening Jim, evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. I walked past the Nag's Head today. Smileyface"

You should of dropped in for a pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Sunday night. x

It sure is as I've finished my weekend at work and have a day off tomorrow xx"

Yeah! What are you going to do with your Monday? x

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Sunday night. x

It sure is as I've finished my weekend at work and have a day off tomorrow xx

Yeah! What are you going to do with your Monday? x"

Housework I guess lol xx

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By *ouno2muchMan over a year ago

Disneyland

"Good evening Jim and everyone. I hope yous all had a wonderful Sunday and made the most of the weekend before the week chaos kicks in, in a few hours

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Youno. I did have a wonderful Sunday. I hope your week isn't too chaotic."

Delighted for you. It’s a full schedule for me, now that I’m working from home.. I find myself giving more hours working at home than normal office day! This weekend flew by

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

It brings me no end of joy to know you thought of me in the shower.

And being Taylor Swift related makes it even better.

You’ve just made my day

What song was it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim, evening everyone x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sensual. I walked past the Nag's Head today. Smileyface

You should of dropped in for a pint"

I know. I was with a friend that had to drive. And we'd just had coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Halloooooo everybodi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon and your ass. I like the cool modern way that you spell everybody."

gOOd evening to you and your ass too

What can I say Jim apart from I am a modern and super intelligent person!

I'm not in a good mood right now my partner has farted and the bedroom stinks and I sprayed perfume and it's now smelling like floral fart and god damn it I wish I had a third bedroom!!

Phew, feel better now. I hope you've not had to smell anything too unpleasant today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Sunday night. x

It sure is as I've finished my weekend at work and have a day off tomorrow xx

Yeah! What are you going to do with your Monday? x

Housework I guess lol xx"

It has to be done. x

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"God damnit Jamie I wanted to be first!

Evening Jim! X

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cats. You snooze you lose. x

I’m not snoozing though! I’m in the bath... so technically I’m soaking

You're so wet. You're always in the bath.

I’ll have you know that not all cats hate water

I’m very happy being all wet

I bet you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim and everyone. I hope yous all had a wonderful Sunday and made the most of the weekend before the week chaos kicks in, in a few hours

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Youno. I did have a wonderful Sunday. I hope your week isn't too chaotic.

Delighted for you. It’s a full schedule for me, now that I’m working from home.. I find myself giving more hours working at home than normal office day! This weekend flew by

I bet lots of people work more at home than at the office.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

It brings me no end of joy to know you thought of me in the shower.

And being Taylor Swift related makes it even better.

You’ve just made my day

What song was it? "

Bad Blood.

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

"Hey Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nurse. Happy Sunday night. x

It sure is as I've finished my weekend at work and have a day off tomorrow xx

Yeah! What are you going to do with your Monday? x

Housework I guess lol xx

It has to be done. x"

Unfortunately yes lol. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

It brings me no end of joy to know you thought of me in the shower.

And being Taylor Swift related makes it even better.

You’ve just made my day

What song was it?

Bad Blood."

Oh my f*ck that song made me so sassy. I had upgraded my leather jacket to a better one just before that was released. I reckon she knew. I reckon that was her nod to me to say go be the sassiest queen you can be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Halloooooo everybodi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon and your ass. I like the cool modern way that you spell everybody.

gOOd evening to you and your ass too

What can I say Jim apart from I am a modern and super intelligent person!

I'm not in a good mood right now my partner has farted and the bedroom stinks and I sprayed perfume and it's now smelling like floral fart and god damn it I wish I had a third bedroom!!

Phew, feel better now. I hope you've not had to smell anything too unpleasant today."

I already knew this.

You really shouldn't have sprayed perfume. As for your partner, fancy wasting a fart like that. He should have Dutch ovened.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What does Dutch ovened mean?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does Dutch ovened mean?"

IT MEANS THAT JIM THINKS HE SHOULD HAVE TRAPPED ME UNDER THE DUVET SO I COULD DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FROM A STINKY ASS FART

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE MY BACK HERE JIM!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

It brings me no end of joy to know you thought of me in the shower.

And being Taylor Swift related makes it even better.

You’ve just made my day

What song was it?

Bad Blood.

It made me feel as sassy as it's possible for me to be. I nodded my head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does Dutch ovened mean?

IT MEANS THAT JIM THINKS HE SHOULD HAVE TRAPPED ME UNDER THE DUVET SO I COULD DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FROM A STINKY ASS FART

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE MY BACK HERE JIM!!!! "

JIM IS A MONSTER!

Also, I’m really guilty of doing this. I thought it was just one of my personality flaws I didn’t realise it was a thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

It brings me no end of joy to know you thought of me in the shower.

And being Taylor Swift related makes it even better.

You’ve just made my day

What song was it?

Bad Blood.

It made me feel as sassy as it's possible for me to be. I nodded my head."

That’s some pretty intense sassing. I reckon you can be low key sassy.

It’s in all of us.

I get sassy if I wear boots and my mum has nick named them my ‘prick boots’ because she says I’m a prick when I wear them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What does Dutch ovened mean?

IT MEANS THAT JIM THINKS HE SHOULD HAVE TRAPPED ME UNDER THE DUVET SO I COULD DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FROM A STINKY ASS FART

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE MY BACK HERE JIM!!!! "

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does Dutch ovened mean?

IT MEANS THAT JIM THINKS HE SHOULD HAVE TRAPPED ME UNDER THE DUVET SO I COULD DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FROM A STINKY ASS FART

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE MY BACK HERE JIM!!!!

JIM IS A MONSTER!

Also, I’m really guilty of doing this. I thought it was just one of my personality flaws I didn’t realise it was a thing

I'm never coming to your house for milkshake cuddles if you're going to murder me by fart!

Did you do your banana milkshake?

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does Dutch ovened mean?

IT MEANS THAT JIM THINKS HE SHOULD HAVE TRAPPED ME UNDER THE DUVET SO I COULD DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FROM A STINKY ASS FART

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE MY BACK HERE JIM!!!!

JIM IS A MONSTER!

Also, I’m really guilty of doing this. I thought it was just one of my personality flaws I didn’t realise it was a thing

I'm never coming to your house for milkshake cuddles if you're going to murder me by fart!

Did you do your banana milkshake? "

You’re safe. I save it for those that wrong me

I did!

I made the cheesiest macaroni cheese, chip, salad (which was mostly for show) and for pudding I made a banana milkshake with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. I even put sprinkles on it!

Did you have a milkshake?

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

It brings me no end of joy to know you thought of me in the shower.

And being Taylor Swift related makes it even better.

You’ve just made my day

What song was it?

Bad Blood.

It made me feel as sassy as it's possible for me to be. I nodded my head.

That’s some pretty intense sassing. I reckon you can be low key sassy.

It’s in all of us.

I get sassy if I wear boots and my mum has nick named them my ‘prick boots’ because she says I’m a prick when I wear them

I could never imagine you being a Prick i couldnt imagine you being anything other than wonderful to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What time do you call this!

I know, I know. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

You're tonight's first poster, nice one!

Did you have a magical day? It looked magical

the flower place looks lovely.

I’ll admit, I wasn’t sure what you meant when you said you were taking him up the dingle but it’s not in my nature to judge

I spent a couple of hours with Martyn. Of course it was magical. I didn't want him to go.

Now you know. If you look at that photo, the church in the background is where Ebenezer Scrooge's grave is.

Oh I love this. Yay for magical days.

I thought of you when I was showering this morning. The radio played Taylor Swift.

It brings me no end of joy to know you thought of me in the shower.

And being Taylor Swift related makes it even better.

You’ve just made my day

What song was it?

Bad Blood.

It made me feel as sassy as it's possible for me to be. I nodded my head.

That’s some pretty intense sassing. I reckon you can be low key sassy.

It’s in all of us.

I get sassy if I wear boots and my mum has nick named them my ‘prick boots’ because she says I’m a prick when I wear them

I'm definitely low key sassy.

Your mum has shocked me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does Dutch ovened mean?

IT MEANS THAT JIM THINKS HE SHOULD HAVE TRAPPED ME UNDER THE DUVET SO I COULD DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FROM A STINKY ASS FART

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE MY BACK HERE JIM!!!!

JIM IS A MONSTER!

Also, I’m really guilty of doing this. I thought it was just one of my personality flaws I didn’t realise it was a thing

I'm never coming to your house for milkshake cuddles if you're going to murder me by fart!

Did you do your banana milkshake?

You’re safe. I save it for those that wrong me

I did!

I made the cheesiest macaroni cheese, chip, salad (which was mostly for show) and for pudding I made a banana milkshake with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. I even put sprinkles on it!

Did you have a milkshake?

Oh god that sounds amazing! I've changed my mind I'm happily going to come to your house now

dinner date with Jamie sounds lush!

I've not had milkshake today! I'm trying to lose weight so being very sensible

it's quite depressing when you have to eat healthy food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To elaborate the prick comment.

I took her car and didn’t tell her where I parked it and my dad and I gave her clues as to where she could find it.

The boots took the blame by oh my it was worth it

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"To elaborate the prick comment.

I took her car and didn’t tell her where I parked it and my dad and I gave her clues as to where she could find it.

The boots took the blame by oh my it was worth it

Yeah that is pretty funny though to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does Dutch ovened mean?

IT MEANS THAT JIM THINKS HE SHOULD HAVE TRAPPED ME UNDER THE DUVET SO I COULD DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FROM A STINKY ASS FART

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE MY BACK HERE JIM!!!!

JIM IS A MONSTER!

Also, I’m really guilty of doing this. I thought it was just one of my personality flaws I didn’t realise it was a thing

I'm never coming to your house for milkshake cuddles if you're going to murder me by fart!

Did you do your banana milkshake?

You’re safe. I save it for those that wrong me

I did!

I made the cheesiest macaroni cheese, chip, salad (which was mostly for show) and for pudding I made a banana milkshake with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. I even put sprinkles on it!

Did you have a milkshake?

Oh god that sounds amazing! I've changed my mind I'm happily going to come to your house now

dinner date with Jamie sounds lush!

I've not had milkshake today! I'm trying to lose weight so being very sensible

it's quite depressing when you have to eat healthy food

I’ve been doing the same but I feel really poorly today and wanted a cuddle from the inside

I’ll be back on plan tomorrow longing for cheese and milkshakes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To elaborate the prick comment.

I took her car and didn’t tell her where I parked it and my dad and I gave her clues as to where she could find it.

The boots took the blame by oh my it was worth it

I think that sounds like a fun game

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Jillybean

I've just been watching Sheridan Smith and it was an interesting watch.

Think I might shower but I'm not sure I can be arsed.

I only have a week left of my holiday and still so much to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To elaborate the prick comment.

I took her car and didn’t tell her where I parked it and my dad and I gave her clues as to where she could find it.

The boots took the blame by oh my it was worth it

Your boots were made for driving.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got dressed up.. did make up.. stood up..

Some things never change.

Ah well.. anyone wanna make me some thick white toast n butter? Lol

Not the same as cock but a great 2nd best haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh god that sounds amazing! I've changed my mind I'm happily going to come to your house now

dinner date with Jamie sounds lush!

I've not had milkshake today! I'm trying to lose weight so being very sensible

it's quite depressing when you have to eat healthy food

I’ve been doing the same but I feel really poorly today and wanted a cuddle from the inside

I’ll be back on plan tomorrow longing for cheese and milkshakes!

You've got to TREAT YO SELF every once in a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got dressed up.. did make up.. stood up..

Some things never change.

Ah well.. anyone wanna make me some thick white toast n butter? Lol

Not the same as cock but a great 2nd best haha"

Ah that's so shitty! I'm sorry they wasted your time. Why are people like that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got dressed up.. did make up.. stood up..

Some things never change.

Ah well.. anyone wanna make me some thick white toast n butter? Lol

Not the same as cock but a great 2nd best haha"

Well that fucking sucks! Whoever stood you up needs a sharp smack.

Big hugs and buttered toast coming your way my name twin! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jillybean

I've just been watching Sheridan Smith and it was an interesting watch.

Think I might shower but I'm not sure I can be arsed.

I only have a week left of my holiday and still so much to do

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Give us a flick.

Oh, was that on ITV? I'll have to take a look at that.

Just do what you can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got dressed up.. did make up.. stood up..

Some things never change.

Ah well.. anyone wanna make me some thick white toast n butter? Lol

Not the same as cock but a great 2nd best haha

Ah that's so shitty! I'm sorry they wasted your time. Why are people like that? "

Frustrating.. but i cant do much about it. Had my lil grumble. Now i just want some toast.. but i dont have bread.. or butter for that matter

Excuse me while i go cry in a corner ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got dressed up.. did make up.. stood up..

Some things never change.

Ah well.. anyone wanna make me some thick white toast n butter? Lol

Not the same as cock but a great 2nd best haha"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cute. I'm sorry to read that. Being stood up is such an anticlimax. Which really isn't the climax you want.

I can do toast. But, I've only got wholegrain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got dressed up.. did make up.. stood up..

Some things never change.

Ah well.. anyone wanna make me some thick white toast n butter? Lol

Not the same as cock but a great 2nd best haha

Ah that's so shitty! I'm sorry they wasted your time. Why are people like that?

Frustrating.. but i cant do much about it. Had my lil grumble. Now i just want some toast.. but i dont have bread.. or butter for that matter

Excuse me while i go cry in a corner .. "

I’m so annoyed you have no bread or butter.

What is the cupboard situation? Maybe we can give you inspo.

One of my greatest skills in life is creating snacks out of bare cupboards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got dressed up.. did make up.. stood up..

Some things never change.

Ah well.. anyone wanna make me some thick white toast n butter? Lol

Not the same as cock but a great 2nd best haha

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cute. I'm sorry to read that. Being stood up is such an anticlimax. Which really isn't the climax you want.

I can do toast. But, I've only got wholegrain."

I mean wholemeal.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time."

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Jillybean

I've just been watching Sheridan Smith and it was an interesting watch.

Think I might shower but I'm not sure I can be arsed.

I only have a week left of my holiday and still so much to do

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Give us a flick.

Oh, was that on ITV? I'll have to take a look at that.

Just do what you can. "

It was indeed.

I could do more, there's no denying I'm lazy. I'm also concerned I'm relying on decorating as a distraction coz when I stop I feel guilty for stopping and I feel wank in general and I have too much thinking time. There's no inbetween, I'm either full on non stop 100% into it, or barely leaving my bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm going to put my wheelie bin out before the streetlights are turned off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wholemeal bread is great thanks Jim..

Too kind of you Flower

And because im comfort eating i will also take the offer of white toast and butter from my name twin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to put my wheelie bin out before the streetlights are turned off."

Have a wheelie good time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wholemeal bread is great thanks Jim..

Too kind of you Flower

And because im comfort eating i will also take the offer of white toast and butter from my name twin

We can share it my lovely

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm going to put my wheelie bin out before the streetlights are turned off.

Have a wheelie good time "

Oi oi! Wheelie jokes

Anyways, sorry for the late entrance. Just finished creating the staff/student timetable from hell. Well, at least I think I've finished, but no doubt some clever twat will point out the errors tomorrow at 9am. Fun fun fun here at Kinky Towers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening, as I slept half the day I see a late night ahead so thought I would pop in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening, as I slept half the day I see a late night ahead so thought I would pop in"

Good evening Ivy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening, as I slept half the day I see a late night ahead so thought I would pop in

Good evening Ivy.

Evening to you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

Please can we join the nocturnal social Mr Moreno? Always wanted to meet a real life celeb off the tellybox and a celeb off t'internet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening, as I slept half the day I see a late night ahead so thought I would pop in

Good evening Ivy.

Evening to you"

Took a couple of days break from Fab, only back a half hour or so, all seems quiet this evening.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

Please can we join the nocturnal social Mr Moreno? Always wanted to meet a real life celeb off the tellybox and a celeb off t'internet

Of course all would be welcome as all are here

i wouldnt quite go as far as saying Celeb but thank you

would to be fair an honour to meet you both

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

Oh, I meant to say today. Ash and me started talking about a nocturnal thread social last February. Then of course the virus happened.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

Please can we join the nocturnal social Mr Moreno? Always wanted to meet a real life celeb off the tellybox and a celeb off t'internet

Of course all would be welcome as all are here

i wouldnt quite go as far as saying Celeb but thank you

would to be fair an honour to meet you both

Oooooo you've made me come over all funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

Now that’s a fantastic idea!! I’ll have to bring a book of cat facts to amuse everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jillybean

I've just been watching Sheridan Smith and it was an interesting watch.

Think I might shower but I'm not sure I can be arsed.

I only have a week left of my holiday and still so much to do

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Give us a flick.

Oh, was that on ITV? I'll have to take a look at that.

Just do what you can.

It was indeed.

You're not lazy. I don't know about you, but I'm feeling low on energy at the moment. I hope you can find a middle ground. Non stop, and not getting out of bed doesn't sound healthy.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening Jim, Martyn and perving night owls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wholemeal bread is great thanks Jim..

Too kind of you Flower

And because im comfort eating i will also take the offer of white toast and butter from my name twin

I do excellent toast.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wholemeal bread is great thanks Jim..

Too kind of you Flower

And because im comfort eating i will also take the offer of white toast and butter from my name twin

I do excellent toast."

Well you can feed me the toast then Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going to put my wheelie bin out before the streetlights are turned off.

Have a wheelie good time "

I had a sit down wee afterwards. I had a weely good time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's the midnight hour by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour by the way."

Ew. Monday.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm going to put my wheelie bin out before the streetlights are turned off.

Have a wheelie good time

I had a sit down wee afterwards. I had a weely good time."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going to put my wheelie bin out before the streetlights are turned off.

Have a wheelie good time

Oi oi! Wheelie jokes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You've got ages until 9am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, my Jimmy brother from another mother. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening, as I slept half the day I see a late night ahead so thought I would pop in"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivy. You've done the sleeping I should have done today. I'm not used to getting up in the morning.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm going to put my wheelie bin out before the streetlights are turned off.

Have a wheelie good time

Oi oi! Wheelie jokes

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You've got ages until 9am. "
.

Yep, ages to guess who the twat will be and how quickly they will twattishly uncover the error(s) that I've spent hours trying to make non-existent. I have erased a lot of pencil scribblings over the past 5 days, with doubly extra erasings tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, Martyn and perving night owls.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorraine.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Can I just say nocturnal social sounds like a right good plan.

Don't be letting those non nocturnal folks join in tho when they catch wind. Skanky sneaky pantsies.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Good evening Jim, Martyn and perving night owls.

Good evening Lorraine

how are you? Have you had a good weekend? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening, as I slept half the day I see a late night ahead so thought I would pop in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivy. You've done the sleeping I should have done today. I'm not used to getting up in the morning."

I will regret my choice, I have to function at normal hours from tomorrow

Great night out last night though so worth the sleep disruption

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wholemeal bread is great thanks Jim..

Too kind of you Flower

And because im comfort eating i will also take the offer of white toast and butter from my name twin

I do excellent toast.

Well you can feed me the toast then Jim

I'll feed you and fill you.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

Please can we join the nocturnal social Mr Moreno? Always wanted to meet a real life celeb off the tellybox and a celeb off t'internet

Of course all would be welcome as all are here

i wouldnt quite go as far as saying Celeb but thank you

would to be fair an honour to meet you both

Oooooo you've made me come over all funny

Oh really well i never ment to do that please allow me to apologise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cats and I had an idea for a night flamingo themed party with Jim in a light link shirt and white shorts with a fruity pink cocktail in a pineapple. I’d still be on for it. We could play limbo

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Morning Jim Bob, everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour by the way.

Ew. Monday. "

It's Tuesday Eve.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

evening jim.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

Oh, I meant to say today. Ash and me started talking about a nocturnal thread social last February. Then of course the virus happened."

Oh really wow that would be so amazing it really would

would it be held from around 10PM as well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

Please can we join the nocturnal social Mr Moreno? Always wanted to meet a real life celeb off the tellybox and a celeb off t'internet

Of course all would be welcome as all are here

i wouldnt quite go as far as saying Celeb but thank you

would to be fair an honour to meet you both

Oooooo you've made me come over all funny

Oh really well i never ment to do that please allow me to apologise

Martyn, you can apologise to any part of me with any part of you. We're very understanding like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm going to put my wheelie bin out before the streetlights are turned off.

Have a wheelie good time

I had a sit down wee afterwards. I had a weely good time.

I did.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour by the way.

Ew. Monday. "

I feel sorry for Monday’s. They have such a bad time from the other days of the week. Like the poor wee self-conscious kid in the corner

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"It's the midnight hour by the way.

Ew. Monday.

I feel sorry for Monday’s. They have such a bad time from the other days of the week. Like the poor wee self-conscious kid in the corner

Me too, imagine having a song written about how disliked you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour by the way.

Ew. Monday.

I feel sorry for Monday’s. They have such a bad time from the other days of the week. Like the poor wee self-conscious kid in the corner

He would help himself out alot more if he dropped that nasty tagalong called work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wholemeal bread is great thanks Jim..

Too kind of you Flower

And because im comfort eating i will also take the offer of white toast and butter from my name twin

I do excellent toast.

Well you can feed me the toast then Jim

I'll feed you and fill you."

Is that a promise?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"It's the midnight hour by the way.

Ew. Monday.

I feel sorry for Monday’s. They have such a bad time from the other days of the week. Like the poor wee self-conscious kid in the corner

He would help himself out alot more if he dropped that nasty tagalong called work"

Monday is a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I just say nocturnal social sounds like a right good plan.

Don't be letting those non nocturnal folks join in tho when they catch wind. Skanky sneaky pantsies.

I was enthused about the idea.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's the midnight hour by the way.

Ew. Monday.

I feel sorry for Monday’s. They have such a bad time from the other days of the week. Like the poor wee self-conscious kid in the corner

Me too, imagine having a song written about how disliked you are."

Monday Monday, can't trust that day.....

I don't like Mondays......

Any other anti-Monday songs we can think of?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I just say nocturnal social sounds like a right good plan.

Don't be letting those non nocturnal folks join in tho when they catch wind. Skanky sneaky pantsies.

I was enthused about the idea.

12 volt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour by the way.

Ew. Monday.

I feel sorry for Monday’s. They have such a bad time from the other days of the week. Like the poor wee self-conscious kid in the corner

He would help himself out alot more if he dropped that nasty tagalong called work"

But can we truly blame poor Monday for that? He didn’t ask for work to be tagged to him? He’s just a little victim of circumstance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening, as I slept half the day I see a late night ahead so thought I would pop in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ivy. You've done the sleeping I should have done today. I'm not used to getting up in the morning.

I will regret my choice, I have to function at normal hours from tomorrow

Great night out last night though so worth the sleep disruption

I know what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t believe there’s a Monday sympathiser here.

Monday? Tell him he’s too early. Again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just say nocturnal social sounds like a right good plan.

Don't be letting those non nocturnal folks join in tho when they catch wind. Skanky sneaky pantsies.

I was telling Jim and Ash just this at the beginning of the year. Then lockdown happened.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cats and I had an idea for a night flamingo themed party with Jim in a light link shirt and white shorts with a fruity pink cocktail in a pineapple. I’d still be on for it. We could play limbo

Do I have to wear white shorts?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I just say nocturnal social sounds like a right good plan.

Don't be letting those non nocturnal folks join in tho when they catch wind. Skanky sneaky pantsies.

I was telling Jim and Ash just this at the beginning of the year. Then lockdown happened.

I think it's a blooming great idea

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Cats and I had an idea for a night flamingo themed party with Jim in a light link shirt and white shorts with a fruity pink cocktail in a pineapple. I’d still be on for it. We could play limbo

Do I have to wear white shorts?"

Stand on one leg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just say nocturnal social sounds like a right good plan.

Don't be letting those non nocturnal folks join in tho when they catch wind. Skanky sneaky pantsies.

I was telling Jim and Ash just this at the beginning of the year. Then lockdown happened.

I think it's a blooming great idea "

As do i.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour by the way.

Ew. Monday.

I feel sorry for Monday’s. They have such a bad time from the other days of the week. Like the poor wee self-conscious kid in the corner

He would help himself out alot more if he dropped that nasty tagalong called work

Monday is a man

He cums too quick, of course he is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Morning Jim Bob, everyone. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, sHaRIF. You've got a lovely beard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cats and I had an idea for a night flamingo themed party with Jim in a light link shirt and white shorts with a fruity pink cocktail in a pineapple. I’d still be on for it. We could play limbo

Do I have to wear white shorts?"

Yes. Weather permitting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the midnight hour by the way.

Ew. Monday.

I feel sorry for Monday’s. They have such a bad time from the other days of the week. Like the poor wee self-conscious kid in the corner

He would help himself out alot more if he dropped that nasty tagalong called work

Monday is a man

He cums too quick, of course he is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cats and I had an idea for a night flamingo themed party with Jim in a light link shirt and white shorts with a fruity pink cocktail in a pineapple. I’d still be on for it. We could play limbo

Do I have to wear white shorts?

Yes. Weather permitting "

Tight ones Jim.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"A very good evening you batman

hope you have had a great evening my friend

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Superman. I've been lying in bed. I'm not used to getting up at nine in the morning.

Yeah sorry that was my fault

i do so wish i was lying in bed as well instead of work i am a little sleepy this evening

it was all worth it though to spend a few hours in the company of yourself and take a walk around the beautiful town of Shrewbury

and the dingle was amazing the flowers the smell fantastic so thank you again my friend

Don't apologise, you're worth getting out of bed at nineish for. Thank you.

Aww thank you

you have no need to thank me it really was my pleasure just a little dissapointed about not being able to get you a Sandra sunflower

They'll be another time.

Yeah there will be so many more chances

i was thinking on the way home (yes i got a headache) we should organise a Nocturnal Social when its safe of course

then i can meet all the lovely night owls

Please can we join the nocturnal social Mr Moreno? Always wanted to meet a real life celeb off the tellybox and a celeb off t'internet

Of course all would be welcome as all are here

i wouldnt quite go as far as saying Celeb but thank you

would to be fair an honour to meet you both

Oooooo you've made me come over all funny

Oh really well i never ment to do that please allow me to apologise

Martyn, you can apologise to any part of me with any part of you. We're very understanding like that

Oh well who am i turn down such an offer like that its always great when people are so understanding as you both are

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wholemeal bread is great thanks Jim..

Too kind of you Flower

And because im comfort eating i will also take the offer of white toast and butter from my name twin

I do excellent toast.

Well you can feed me the toast then Jim

I'll feed you and fill you.

Is that a promise?

It's a Jim gaurentee..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, my Jimmy brother from another mother. Smileyface"

Hey brother Jim. What I miss the past couple of days? A parts from the usual weekend threads I mean.

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By *hy-Guy-86Man over a year ago

Norwich

Hi everyone, hope you’re all well this evening.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Good evening xx"

Wonderwoman

been a while how are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I just say nocturnal social sounds like a right good plan.

Don't be letting those non nocturnal folks join in tho when they catch wind. Skanky sneaky pantsies.

I was enthused about the idea.

12 volt?"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Golly, with Jim in tight white shorts and Moreno apologising, I think I'm going to need that fanning that Jamie wished for on another thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jim, Martyn and perving night owls.

Hey Lorraine, how's it going? Welcome in this evening.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Martyn have I got BO or something? Everyone else is getting

except me

*inhales deeply*

Actually, don't answer that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Martyn have I got BO or something? Everyone else is getting

except me

*inhales deeply*

Actually, don't answer that "

I never give those out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi everyone, hope you’re all well this evening."

Howdy SG.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kat. How are you? x

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Martyn have I got BO or something? Everyone else is getting

except me

*inhales deeply*

Actually, don't answer that

I never give those out "

Nor me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wholemeal bread is great thanks Jim..

Too kind of you Flower

And because im comfort eating i will also take the offer of white toast and butter from my name twin

I do excellent toast.

Well you can feed me the toast then Jim

I'll feed you and fill you.

Is that a promise?

It's a Jim gaurentee..

I’ll hold you too that

the toast and otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"evening jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Sorry about the delay, I'm tired. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening xx

Wonderwoman

been a while how are you?

Hello my lovely!! It has been ages!! Hope you're doing well keeping the crimes at bay? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kat. How are you? x"

All the better for the late night nocturnal thread! Hope you've had a great day xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"evening jim.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Sorry about the delay, I'm tired. Smileyface"

Thats ok lovely.

Its been a busy one. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cats and I had an idea for a night flamingo themed party with Jim in a light link shirt and white shorts with a fruity pink cocktail in a pineapple. I’d still be on for it. We could play limbo

Do I have to wear white shorts?

Stand on one leg "

I can be statuesque.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im discovering late night tv can be alot more interesting than morning tv. Not turned it on in a while

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By *hy-Guy-86Man over a year ago

Norwich

Hey Jim, how are you tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im discovering late night tv can be alot more interesting than morning tv. Not turned it on in a while"

I find the same.

I actually like some of the items they have on bbc news late at night really interesting.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Martyn have I got BO or something? Everyone else is getting

except me

*inhales deeply*

Actually, don't answer that "

Oh i am so sorry

you of course do not have BO im sure you smell as good as you look

I genuinely feel bad now i am so sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cats and I had an idea for a night flamingo themed party with Jim in a light link shirt and white shorts with a fruity pink cocktail in a pineapple. I’d still be on for it. We could play limbo

Do I have to wear white shorts?

Yes. Weather permitting "

Oh man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im discovering late night tv can be alot more interesting than morning tv. Not turned it on in a while

I find the same.

I actually like some of the items they have on bbc news late at night really interesting. "

Im more on the TogetherTV channel.

Secrets of sex: The madam

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im discovering late night tv can be alot more interesting than morning tv. Not turned it on in a while"

What are you watching?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who has any animal facts?

What do we know about camels?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im discovering late night tv can be alot more interesting than morning tv. Not turned it on in a while

I find the same.

I actually like some of the items they have on bbc news late at night really interesting.

Im more on the TogetherTV channel.

Secrets of sex: The madam

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cats and I had an idea for a night flamingo themed party with Jim in a light link shirt and white shorts with a fruity pink cocktail in a pineapple. I’d still be on for it. We could play limbo

Do I have to wear white shorts?

Yes. Weather permitting

Tight ones Jim."

I've got tight light brown trousers.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Who has any animal facts?

What do we know about camels?"

The word ‘camel’ comes from an Arabic word, when it’s literally translated, it means beauty

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Good evening xx

Wonderwoman

been a while how are you?

Hello my lovely!! It has been ages!! Hope you're doing well keeping the crimes at bay? Xx"

Yeah it really has been so long, yeah doing my best to keep it all at bay with the help of the wonderful Batman of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening all.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, my Jimmy brother from another mother. Smileyface

Hey brother Jim. What I miss the past couple of days? A parts from the usual weekend threads I mean.

Erm, I don't know. Oh, I did a record breaking photo love bomb. I managed to get Magicbus over 100 fabs.

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