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Ruin a Wish - Sunday Night Savagery

By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Hey. Had some fun and success with this last week so thought it was worth another go. Time to let your savage sides out.

Reminder of how this works:

1)Someone makes a wish (sexual or non-sexual).

2)The person below ruins it by adding to the end of the statement above, and leaves their wish.

3) Repeat and watch out for people destroying dreams at the same time haha.

Good luck and I'll make a start with the classic wish.

I wish I could win the lottery...

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Wish granted bug you have to give it to me

I wish I could fly...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish granted bug you have to give it to me

I wish I could fly..."

You can fly but you can’t land.

I wish I had snacks

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Wish granted bug you have to give it to me

I wish I could fly...

You can fly but you can’t land.

I wish I had snacks "

You have snacks but they are all mouldy.

I wish I had a cuddle buddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I had a cuddle buddy"

You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo.

I wish I had a giant bath.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

I wish I had a cuddle buddy

You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo.

I wish I had a giant bath. "

I wish I had a giant bath filled with leaches.

I wish I had a glass of wine

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By *imBanksMan over a year ago

Letchworth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I had a cuddle buddy

You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo.

I wish I had a giant bath.

I wish I had a giant bath filled with leaches.

I wish I had a glass of wine "

There’s leeches in your wine

I wish I had a kitten

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

I wish I had a cuddle buddy

You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo.

I wish I had a giant bath.

I wish I had a giant bath filled with leaches.

I wish I had a glass of wine

There’s leeches in your wine

I wish I had a kitten"

You have a kitten but it scratches you all the time

I wish I was getting a massage right now

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

I wish I had a cuddle buddy

You have a cuddle buddy but they smell off poo.

I wish I had a giant bath.

I wish I had a giant bath filled with leaches.

I wish I had a glass of wine

There’s leeches in your wine

I wish I had a kitten

You have a kitten but it scratches you all the time

I wish I was getting a massage right now "

You get a massage from Edward scissorhands.. I wish I had a lie in tomorrow.

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

You get a lie in tomorrow, but don't get any more sleep for the rest of the week.

I wish I didn't have to go to work ever again....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers

I wish I could talk to animals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers

I wish I could talk to animals "

You can but they don't listen

I wish I was in Disney World

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

As cute as it is don't worry about deleting posts if you're a few seconds late. We're here to be savage so the more dreams we ruin the better

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"As cute as it is don't worry about deleting posts if you're a few seconds late. We're here to be savage so the more dreams we ruin the better

I'm just that cute

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers

I wish I could talk to animals

You can but they don't listen

I wish I was in Disney World "

You're at Disney world but all the rides are closed down

I wish I won the lottery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers

I wish I could talk to animals

You can but they don't listen

I wish I was in Disney World "

You’re in Disney but wait what’s that? TSUNAMI!

I wish I was on a beach sunbathing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers

I wish I could talk to animals

You can but they don't listen

I wish I was in Disney World

You’re in Disney but wait what’s that? TSUNAMI!

I wish I was on a beach sunbathing "

Yeah but you’ll probably fall asleep and be burnt to a crisp.

I want a hunky, personal butler...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers

I wish I could talk to animals

You can but they don't listen

I wish I was in Disney World

You’re in Disney but wait what’s that? TSUNAMI!

I wish I was on a beach sunbathing "

You are, but its in Scotland where its cold!

I wish I was thinner

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"You don’t have to, but end up living as a hermit in the woods that pushes a trolley around town screaming obscenities at random strangers

I wish I could talk to animals

You can but they don't listen

I wish I was in Disney World

You’re in Disney but wait what’s that? TSUNAMI!

I wish I was on a beach sunbathing

Yeah but you’ll probably fall asleep and be burnt to a crisp.

I want a hunky, personal butler..."
that's has a strong hand like the guy from scary movie 2

I want Channing Tatum to bring me a chocolate milkshake in bed

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

He brings you a milkshake but drops it on the bedroom carpet, slips and breaks his leg.

I wish I had a Sunday night spooning partner....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He brings you a milkshake but drops it on the bedroom carpet, slips and breaks his leg.

I wish I had a Sunday night spooning partner...."

You get one but it’s Rose West.

I wish I had some pickled onions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He brings you a milkshake but drops it on the bedroom carpet, slips and breaks his leg.

I wish I had a Sunday night spooning partner....

You get one but it’s Rose West.

I wish I had some pickled onions "

Instead you had fruit and nut

I wish i didnt have work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He brings you a milkshake but drops it on the bedroom carpet, slips and breaks his leg.

I wish I had a Sunday night spooning partner....

You get one but it’s Rose West.

I wish I had some pickled onions

Instead you had fruit and nut

I wish i didnt have work tomorrow"

You get the day off due to a particularly aggressive case if haemorrhoids.

I wish I had a puppy

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

You get a puppy but it chews everything and poops all over your house.

Wish I could read minds...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get a puppy but it chews everything and poops all over your house.

Wish I could read minds..."

You can only read the bad thoughts about you

I wish I had a girlfriend

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"You get a puppy but it chews everything and poops all over your house.

Wish I could read minds...

You can only read the bad thoughts about you

I wish I had a girlfriend"

Granted you can have mine, she’s a whiny bitch

I wish I could travel to Africa and see my mates

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

You get to fly to Africa but the plane crashes and you get stranded alone on a small island.

Wish I was could time travel...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get to fly to Africa but the plane crashes and you get stranded alone on a small island.

Wish I was could time travel..."

You can travel 6 weeks in the future but only to the island that HottNotts is stranded on and you can’t get back.

I wish my legs were longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get to fly to Africa but the plane crashes and you get stranded alone on a small island.

Wish I was could time travel...

You can travel 6 weeks in the future but only to the island that HottNotts is stranded on and you can’t get back.

I wish my legs were longer "

They are 1mm longer

I wish I found the love of my life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter "

You do but it can only transport you in 10 cm distances.

I wish I had red hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wish granted. You now have stilts permanently attached to your legs

I wish I had some legs over my shoulders right now..."

Granted. They are my stilts.

I wish I had cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter "

You do but its Barbie doll sized!

I wish I had pretty fingernails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You do but its Barbie doll sized!

I wish I had pretty fingernails"

You do, but they keep growing forever until you have harpy talons!!

I wish my WiFi wouldn’t stop dropping

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By *rambuie100Man over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter "

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant "

Wish granted but it never starts up.

I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant "
you pick up a Audi but it's bogey green colour and doesn't have any keys

I wish my ex was here jus for tonight as she gives the bestest blowjobs and I can't quite suck myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant

Wish granted but it never starts up.

I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish..."

Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant

Wish granted but it never starts up.

Beat me to it lol your to fast at typing bro

I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant

Wish granted but it never starts up.

I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish...

Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one

I don't mind, The red causes her hair to fall out and the wi-fi is is constant, but slow.

I wish i had some ice cream

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant

Wish granted but it never starts up.

I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish...

Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one

Aww me neither.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant

Wish granted but it never starts up.

I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish...

Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one

I don't mind, The red causes her hair to fall out and the wi-fi is is constant, but slow.

I wish i had some ice cream"

It's melted (that's for ruining our wishes lol)

I wish I had a car

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant

Wish granted but it never starts up.

I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish...

Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one

I don't mind, The red causes her hair to fall out and the wi-fi is is constant, but slow.

I wish i had some ice cream"

It's a real hot day and you lift the ice cream cone to take a big lick and the ice cream falls off the end!

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How dare you deprive me of ice cream!

You're not working because you're fired.

I wish I was 30 so I could message Annabelle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do, but it turns out to be a sea turtle with bad breath

I wish I had a transporter

You have the transporter. But Volkswagen charge you £50k for it

I wish i had a Audi RS-6 Avant

Wish granted but it never starts up.

I wish Posh got her red hair and Cats got her Wi-Fi wish...

Aww... I don’t want to ruin that one

I don't mind, The red causes her hair to fall out and the wi-fi is is constant, but slow.

I wish i had some ice cream

It's melted (that's for ruining our wishes lol)

I wish I had a car"

You do but it smells really bad inside and costs a bomb to insure!

I wish I was able to teleport maltesers to my bed right now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

You can now teleport maltesers. You just can't eat them as they're poisonous

I wish I could be the meat in a female sandwich right now...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bucket load of maltesers appear in your bed, melted and crumbled.

I wish I knew kung fu.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]"

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb "

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic "

You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art

I wish I was a professional footballer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic "

A dyslexic genie granted your wish, you are now autistic

I wish I was more assertive

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic

A dyslexic genie granted your wish, you are now autistic

I wish I was more assertive"

The same genie granted your wish, and now you're just an ass

I wish i could be a pro archer

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic

You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art

I wish I was a professional footballer"

You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs

I wish I had a glass of wine right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic

A dyslexic genie granted your wish, you are now autistic

I wish I was more assertive

The same genie granted your wish, and now you're just an ass

I wish i could be a pro archer

The genie was d*unk and now all you can drink is archers.

I wish I was I had a cup of tea

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic

You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art

I wish I was a professional footballer

You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs

I wish I had a glass of wine right now "

Well you get your glass of wine and it tastes like piss haha

Wish I was in Aberdeen...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic

You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art

I wish I was a professional footballer

You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs

I wish I had a glass of wine right now

Well you get your glass of wine and it tastes like piss haha

Wish I was in Aberdeen...

Aberdeen is a male gigalo

I wish I could go to sleep easier

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic

You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art

I wish I was a professional footballer

You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs

I wish I had a glass of wine right now

Well you get your glass of wine and it tastes like piss haha

Wish I was in Aberdeen...

Aberdeen is a male gigalo

I wish I could go to sleep easier"

You fall into a deep sleep and sleep walk waking up more shattered than you went to bed.

I wish I could party!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic

You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art

I wish I was a professional footballer

You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs

I wish I had a glass of wine right now

Well you get your glass of wine and it tastes like piss haha

Wish I was in Aberdeen...

Aberdeen is a male gigalo

I wish I could go to sleep easier

You fall into a deep sleep and sleep walk waking up more shattered than you went to bed.

I wish I could party!"

With a hangover that never goes

I wish I could suck clean balls

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"[Removed by poster at 06/09/20 23:04:47]

You can't fly due to covid

I wish I could meet a fwb

You have done but she lives abroad and you cant fly.

I wish I was more artistic

You're now the most artistic person in the world but can never share your art

I wish I was a professional footballer

You become a professional footballer but first game you break your legs

I wish I had a glass of wine right now

Well you get your glass of wine and it tastes like piss haha

Wish I was in Aberdeen...

Aberdeen is a male gigalo

I wish I could go to sleep easier

You fall into a deep sleep and sleep walk waking up more shattered than you went to bed.

I wish I could party!

With a hangover that never goes

I wish I could suck clean balls "

They are balls of steel and cold against your warm mouth.

I wish I had pills for my hangover

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

You get the pills but a side effect is they make you unbelievably horny

I wish I was there when you take them...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get the pills but a side effect is they make you unbelievably horny

I wish I was there when you take them..."

You are, but you can’t touch her

I wish for an orgy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You get the pills but a side effect is they make you unbelievably horny

I wish I was there when you take them...

You are, but you can’t touch her

I wish for an orgy "

You’re invited but only as the cloak woman.

I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

You’re invited but only as the cloak woman.

I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me "

You get an old hag to feed you fungating grapes and blow in your face

I wish i didn't have to keep going to Fab Addiction meetings

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

You’re invited but only as the cloak woman.

I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me

You get an old hag to feed you fungating grapes and blow in your face

I wish i didn't have to keep going to Fab Addiction meetings

Your FAM membership card just went platinum, deluxe, life time long (including any years spent in heaven or hell).

I wish I could have a holiday

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

You’re invited but only as the cloak woman.

I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me

You get an old hag to feed you fungating grapes and blow in your face

I wish i didn't have to keep going to Fab Addiction meetings

Your FAM membership card just went platinum, deluxe, life time long (including any years spent in heaven or hell).

I wish I could have a holiday

You have a holiday where it rains all day everyday

I wish there was someone in my bed cuddling me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re invited but only as the cloak woman.

I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me

You get an old hag to feed you fungating grapes and blow in your face

I wish i didn't have to keep going to Fab Addiction meetings

Your FAM membership card just went platinum, deluxe, life time long (including any years spent in heaven or hell).

I wish I could have a holiday

You have a holiday where it rains all day everyday

I wish there was someone in my bed cuddling me "

You get that but it’s the babadook.

I wish I was getting a foot massage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re invited but only as the cloak woman.

I wish for a beautiful man to feed me grapes and fan me

You get an old hag to feed you fungating grapes and blow in your face

I wish i didn't have to keep going to Fab Addiction meetings

Your FAM membership card just went platinum, deluxe, life time long (including any years spent in heaven or hell).

I wish I could have a holiday

You have a holiday where it rains all day everyday

I wish there was someone in my bed cuddling me

You get that but it’s the babadook.

I wish I was getting a foot massage "

Your getting your foot massaged , unfortunately it's from your surgeon as he prepares for amputation.

I wish I was handsome

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

You get your foot massage but its by someone with ridiculously long finger nails (world record length)

I wish I had a vaccine for covid

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man

Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man

Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid"

You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs

I wish i was somewhere else right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man

Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid

You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs

I wish i was somewhere else right now

Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.

I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man

Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid

You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs

I wish i was somewhere else right now

Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.

I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room "

You can have a fan, but it's one of those crappy plastic ones out of a cracker.

I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man

Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid

You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs

I wish i was somewhere else right now

Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.

I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room "

I will be in your bedroom in minutes will be sex on fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man

Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid

You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs

I wish i was somewhere else right now

Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.

I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room

You can have a fan, but it's one of those crappy plastic ones out of a cracker.

I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow "

Technically your wish is granted, its tuesday tomorrow, but you still have to go to work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I wish I could eat anything I wanted and not gain weight"

Eat away, but your boobs will shrink.

Now, about that holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man

Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid

You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs

I wish i was somewhere else right now

Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.

I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room

You can have a fan, but it's one of those crappy plastic ones out of a cracker.

I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow "

You got your wish, it's after midnight so tomorrow is tuesday

I wish I could type with two hands.

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

"Congrats. You're now incredibly handsome. But have the squeakiest voice known to man

Might as well try my wish again lol. I wish I had a vaccine for covid

You get your vaccine for covid (hurrah!), but it gives you priapism every time you see or think of boobs

I wish i was somewhere else right now

Congratulations. Your 6 cm to the left.

I wish it wasn’t so hot in my room

You can have a fan, but it's one of those crappy plastic ones out of a cracker.

I wish it wasn't Monday tomorrow

You got your wish, it's after midnight so tomorrow is tuesday

I wish I could type with two hands."

Your appointment for hand amputation was confirmed

I wish she can make it

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