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When speaking to a wheelchair user or other disabled person, don't describe them as inspirational for doing everyday stuff. Wow, I managed to get up a kerb or negotiate the bus/train. No need to give me a round of applause (I'm going to start clapping when AB people walk across the street  ) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"When speaking to a wheelchair user or other disabled person, don't describe them as inspirational for doing everyday stuff. Wow, I managed to get up a kerb or negotiate the bus/train. No need to give me a round of applause (I'm going to start clapping when AB people walk across the street ) "
If you could when I do it without falling over that actually would be really good.... I'm not so good at staying upright  |
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"When speaking to a wheelchair user or other disabled person, don't describe them as inspirational for doing everyday stuff. Wow, I managed to get up a kerb or negotiate the bus/train. No need to give me a round of applause (I'm going to start clapping when AB people walk across the street )
If you could when I do it without falling over that actually would be really good.... I'm not so good at staying upright "
Noted! I'd need a round of applause if on foot, but even a big kerb by wheelchair is a piece of piss (unless it's on a fucking steep hill or a weird angle but even then, it's do-able ) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"When speaking to a wheelchair user or other disabled person, don't describe them as inspirational for doing everyday stuff. Wow, I managed to get up a kerb or negotiate the bus/train. No need to give me a round of applause (I'm going to start clapping when AB people walk across the street )
If you could when I do it without falling over that actually would be really good.... I'm not so good at staying upright
Noted! I'd need a round of applause if on foot, but even a big kerb by wheelchair is a piece of piss (unless it's on a fucking steep hill or a weird angle but even then, it's do-able ) "
Noted. If you get good air going up a kerb though is the round of applause acceptable?  |
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"When speaking to a wheelchair user or other disabled person, don't describe them as inspirational for doing everyday stuff. Wow, I managed to get up a kerb or negotiate the bus/train. No need to give me a round of applause (I'm going to start clapping when AB people walk across the street )
If you could when I do it without falling over that actually would be really good.... I'm not so good at staying upright
Noted! I'd need a round of applause if on foot, but even a big kerb by wheelchair is a piece of piss (unless it's on a fucking steep hill or a weird angle but even then, it's do-able )
Noted. If you get good air going up a kerb though is the round of applause acceptable? "
Should I clap if an AB jumps or skips up the kerb?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when you've finished fucking me, don't start telling me about the time you banged someone else and how awesome that was."
I have a theory that when they do that inside they are freaking their little selves out because they think the sex was that good we are gonna fall in love with them however good it was I've been scanning the room for my clothes for the last half an hour and planning my exit strategy! |
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"when you've finished fucking me, don't start telling me about the time you banged someone else and how awesome that was.
I have a theory that when they do that inside they are freaking their little selves out because they think the sex was that good we are gonna fall in love with them however good it was I've been scanning the room for my clothes for the last half an hour and planning my exit strategy! "
God complex! They do realise the woman is half responsible for the good sex no? Or that just because it was good for him she may not feel the same  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"urghhhhhhh one major one for me....
Whilst we're getting down n dirty, don't be looking at yourself in the fucking mirror and doing pout stuff you goddam posing twat. That shit speaks volumes."
Oh no I’m so guilty of this I love watching myself but then instantly regret it when the actual image I see does not reflect the sex goddess I picture I look in my head! |
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"urghhhhhhh one major one for me....
Whilst we're getting down n dirty, don't be looking at yourself in the fucking mirror and doing pout stuff you goddam posing twat. That shit speaks volumes.
Oh no I’m so guilty of this I love watching myself but then instantly regret it when the actual image I see does not reflect the sex goddess I picture I look in my head! "
I can't deal with it. Don't get me wrong a quick glance I don't mind but if I'm looking into your eyes, and you're looking into your own eyes in the mirror then I've just worked out we ain't as connected as I thought |
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don't leave a skidmark on my sheet and do nothing about it apart from cover it up with the duvet thinking I won't notice when I get into bed.
Twice.
Seriously, just strip the fucking bed and stick it in the wash.
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"don't leave a skidmark on my sheet and do nothing about it apart from cover it up with the duvet thinking I won't notice when I get into bed.
Twice.
Seriously, just strip the fucking bed and stick it in the wash.
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Jesus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I'm about to cum DO NOT CHANGE A THING!!! If I wanted it harder or faster I would say so!! "
100%. This ^^^
This needs to be announced by BoJo 20.00 tomorrow evening. |
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"don't leave a skidmark on my sheet and do nothing about it apart from cover it up with the duvet thinking I won't notice when I get into bed.
Twice.
Seriously, just strip the fucking bed and stick it in the wash.
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I’m not sure I would have let them back after the first time that’s rank |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I'm about to cum DO NOT CHANGE A THING!!! If I wanted it harder or faster I would say so!!
100%. This ^^^
This needs to be announced by BoJo 20.00 tomorrow evening.
RIP my ruined orgasms  "
I mourn the loss of them all.
It got to a point where I actually stopped announcing when I was about to cum Take the temptation away from their egos that go into pornstar mode to get you there. |
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"If I'm about to cum DO NOT CHANGE A THING!!! If I wanted it harder or faster I would say so!!
100%. This ^^^
This needs to be announced by BoJo 20.00 tomorrow evening.
RIP my ruined orgasms
I mourn the loss of them all.
It got to a point where I actually stopped announcing when I was about to cum Take the temptation away from their egos that go into pornstar mode to get you there. "
Sometimes it's obvious though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I'm about to cum DO NOT CHANGE A THING!!! If I wanted it harder or faster I would say so!!
100%. This ^^^
This needs to be announced by BoJo 20.00 tomorrow evening.
RIP my ruined orgasms
I mourn the loss of them all.
It got to a point where I actually stopped announcing when I was about to cum Take the temptation away from their egos that go into pornstar mode to get you there.
Sometimes it's obvious though "
Don’t move. Protect the orgasm. Save lives. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"urghhhhhhh one major one for me....
Whilst we're getting down n dirty, don't be looking at yourself in the fucking mirror and doing pout stuff you goddam posing twat. That shit speaks volumes."
Hahaha I had someone do this is a club once, he was so excited when I said we were going into the couples room because the mirrors, but not for the reason I thought! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When going down there dont lick my bumhole.
Just dont.
Some like it, i dont, and you should always mention it first, some just do it and it makes me squirm and kills my mood |
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"urghhhhhhh one major one for me....
Whilst we're getting down n dirty, don't be looking at yourself in the fucking mirror and doing pout stuff you goddam posing twat. That shit speaks volumes.
Hahaha I had someone do this is a club once, he was so excited when I said we were going into the couples room because the mirrors, but not for the reason I thought!"
I found it incredibly insulting but never spoke up about it. It would crush my self esteem a little each time, like "oh, I'm 100% into you right now and you're into..... well.... yourself" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I'm licking your pussy don't fall asleep.
I’ve never had that problem they tend to grab my head and arch their backs "
I'm down there for hours ... |
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"If I'm about to cum DO NOT CHANGE A THING!!! If I wanted it harder or faster I would say so!!
100%. This ^^^
This needs to be announced by BoJo 20.00 tomorrow evening.
RIP my ruined orgasms
I mourn the loss of them all.
It got to a point where I actually stopped announcing when I was about to cum Take the temptation away from their egos that go into pornstar mode to get you there.
Sometimes it's obvious though
Don’t move. Protect the orgasm. Save lives. "
This is the right slogan, Jamie. Get it on the side of a bus quick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I'm about to cum DO NOT CHANGE A THING!!! If I wanted it harder or faster I would say so!!
100%. This ^^^
This needs to be announced by BoJo 20.00 tomorrow evening.
RIP my ruined orgasms
I mourn the loss of them all.
It got to a point where I actually stopped announcing when I was about to cum Take the temptation away from their egos that go into pornstar mode to get you there.
Sometimes it's obvious though
Don’t move. Protect the orgasm. Save lives.
This is the right slogan, Jamie. Get it on the side of a bus quick! "
I’m already petitioning my local council. Don’t you worry I’m on it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please don't chuck the used condom in my loo. They don't flush and I then have to pick the damn thing out and empty it and wrap it in a tissue and put it in the flipping bin.  |
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"If I'm about to cum DO NOT CHANGE A THING!!! If I wanted it harder or faster I would say so!!
100%. This ^^^
This needs to be announced by BoJo 20.00 tomorrow evening.
RIP my ruined orgasms
I mourn the loss of them all.
It got to a point where I actually stopped announcing when I was about to cum Take the temptation away from their egos that go into pornstar mode to get you there.
Sometimes it's obvious though
Don’t move. Protect the orgasm. Save lives.
This is the right slogan, Jamie. Get it on the side of a bus quick!
I’m already petitioning my local council. Don’t you worry I’m on it! "
Do you need any utterly trumped up statistics to print on shiny leaflets? Like "the average women sends £150 a week to the likes of SexToysRUs website in pursuit of the very orgasm they should be getting from partners? Don't move, protect the orgasm, save lives!" |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Please don't chuck the used condom in my loo. They don't flush and I then have to pick the damn thing out and empty it and wrap it in a tissue and put it in the flipping bin. "
Or take it off in bed and leave it there so when I turn over it gets stuck to my back then when I stand up congealed snail slime runs out of it down my back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please don't chuck the used condom in my loo. They don't flush and I then have to pick the damn thing out and empty it and wrap it in a tissue and put it in the flipping bin.
Or take it off in bed and leave it there so when I turn over it gets stuck to my back then when I stand up congealed snail slime runs out of it down my back. "
OMG |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I'm about to cum DO NOT CHANGE A THING!!! If I wanted it harder or faster I would say so!!
100%. This ^^^
This needs to be announced by BoJo 20.00 tomorrow evening.
RIP my ruined orgasms
I mourn the loss of them all.
It got to a point where I actually stopped announcing when I was about to cum Take the temptation away from their egos that go into pornstar mode to get you there.
Sometimes it's obvious though
Don’t move. Protect the orgasm. Save lives.
This is the right slogan, Jamie. Get it on the side of a bus quick!
I’m already petitioning my local council. Don’t you worry I’m on it!
Do you need any utterly trumped up statistics to print on shiny leaflets? Like "the average women sends £150 a week to the likes of SexToysRUs website in pursuit of the very orgasm they should be getting from partners? Don't move, protect the orgasm, save lives!" "
Absolutely I do!! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Please don't chuck the used condom in my loo. They don't flush and I then have to pick the damn thing out and empty it and wrap it in a tissue and put it in the flipping bin.
Or take it off in bed and leave it there so when I turn over it gets stuck to my back then when I stand up congealed snail slime runs out of it down my back.
OMG "
Yeah, it wasn't my finest moment, or his when I threw it at him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please don't chuck the used condom in my loo. They don't flush and I then have to pick the damn thing out and empty it and wrap it in a tissue and put it in the flipping bin.
Or take it off in bed and leave it there so when I turn over it gets stuck to my back then when I stand up congealed snail slime runs out of it down my back.
OMG
Yeah, it wasn't my finest moment, or his when I threw it at him. "
I have a small bin at the end of my bed, luckily nobody has not put it in there yet! |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Please don't chuck the used condom in my loo. They don't flush and I then have to pick the damn thing out and empty it and wrap it in a tissue and put it in the flipping bin.
Or take it off in bed and leave it there so when I turn over it gets stuck to my back then when I stand up congealed snail slime runs out of it down my back.
OMG
Yeah, it wasn't my finest moment, or his when I threw it at him.
I have a small bin at the end of my bed, luckily nobody has not put it in there yet!"
I end up having a shagging session and there are condoms everywhere, I seem to pick the untidy men |
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