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First thing you look for on a females profile
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over a year ago
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"Whether she uses caps lock or not, if she does then I file under slightly annoying, probably won’t get on."
How so?
Mine are there due to 1000s ignoring those specific words  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m sick of this discrimination!
I wanted nothing more than a blue peter badge but because of where I grew up I wasn’t applicable for one.
Outrageous. Blocked and reported, Sam. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whether she uses caps lock or not, if she does then I file under slightly annoying, probably won’t get on.
How so?
Mine are there due to 1000s ignoring those specific words "
Yeah, this isn’t going to work out, all the best and happy fabbing. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whether she uses caps lock or not, if she does then I file under slightly annoying, probably won’t get on.
How so?
Mine are there due to 1000s ignoring those specific words
Yeah, this isn’t going to work out, all the best and happy fabbing. X"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profile pic when it catches my eye!, Then the bio To see what there looking for then a lil perve on the pics, if all is good I send a lovely message and wait not to get a reply lol |
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"If she’s asking for 9 inches, I’m not getting a cock reduction for any woman, I don’t care how hot she is. Obvious gag, but I’m going with it. "
She would be obviously gagging unless you were careful!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe it's the comms person in me, but grammar. I've seen more profile than I'm comfortable with starting right off the bat with something along the lines of, "must be intelligent and use good grammar". The only problem is those same profiles tend to be littered with spelling errors, fragments, etc. Normally, I'd forgive all of those things, but when you decide to open yourself up like that...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that she hasnt applied:-
the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character
a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that she hasnt applied:-
the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character
a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong
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My natural eyes literally look like that |
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By *ooBs69Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"that she hasnt applied:-
the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character
a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong
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Omg how awful are they, hate getting catfished, you dont to be supermodel hot but do y pretend to be it's so frustrating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on what caught my attention. If it was a photo then I'll look at photos first. If it was something written on the forum I'll look at description first.
Generally it'll be Description-Distance-Photos. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that she hasnt applied:-
the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character
a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong
My natural eyes literally look like that "
sorry to say this but I'd barely be able to keep eye contact with you...for obviousity   |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"that she hasnt applied:-
the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character
a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong
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with an eyelash in the middle of the forehead.
First thing I look at is pictures then verifications |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that she hasnt applied:-
the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character
a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong
Omg how awful are they, hate getting catfished, you dont to be supermodel hot but do y pretend to be it's so frustrating "
it's 98.2% higher on dating sites.
I honestly dont know if its something to do with using a small viewer(phone),the 'effect' on my monitor magnifies it worse.Of course maybe they are just really poor sighted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that she hasnt applied:-
the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character
a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong
with an eyelash in the middle of the forehead.
First thing I look at is pictures then verifications "
and a serious case of alien like eye-ranching  |
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"Maybe it's the comms person in me, but grammar. I've seen more profile than I'm comfortable with starting right off the bat with something along the lines of, "must be intelligent and use good grammar". The only problem is those same profiles tend to be littered with spelling errors, fragments, etc. Normally, I'd forgive all of those things, but when you decide to open yourself up like that...
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I never ask for that as I’m not one to judge. Plus I’m sure there are loads of issues on mine |
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By *ooBs69Woman
over a year ago
Wirral |
"that she hasnt applied:-
the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character
a makeup filter that looks like a head replacement gone wrong
Omg how awful are they, hate getting catfished, you dont to be supermodel hot but do y pretend to be it's so frustrating
it's 98.2% higher on dating sites.
I honestly dont know if its something to do with using a small viewer(phone),the 'effect' on my monitor magnifies it worse.Of course maybe they are just really poor sighted."
I think it says more about the insecurities we are encouraging through society these days, what a waste. Showcase your natural beauty people confidence is sexy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m sick of this discrimination!
I wanted nothing more than a blue peter badge but because of where I grew up I wasn’t applicable for one.
Outrageous. Blocked and reported, Sam. "
I hope nobody works out you’re from mars.
It’s a very small world you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m sick of this discrimination!
I wanted nothing more than a blue peter badge but because of where I grew up I wasn’t applicable for one.
Outrageous. Blocked and reported, Sam.
I hope nobody works out you’re from mars.
It’s a very small world you know."
You never listen. I’m from Venus but I’d like to be on Uranus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A blue Peter badge.
This is clearly why I'm still single.
I don't have one! "
There’s one out there for you somewhere sinderella.
If not then you can easily make one from sticky back plastic and a sharp knife  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m sick of this discrimination!
I wanted nothing more than a blue peter badge but because of where I grew up I wasn’t applicable for one.
Outrageous. Blocked and reported, Sam.
I hope nobody works out you’re from mars.
It’s a very small world you know.
You never listen. I’m from Venus but I’d like to be on Uranus "
Oh!
I’ll remove that block... total misunderstanding!
I thought you said you had a penis to put in my anus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"that she hasnt applied:-
the worst eye filters that make her look like a mutated disney character"
"My natural eyes literally look like that "
You're the exception that proves the rule. I mean, you're basically Jessica Rabbit to begin with!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bio to see compatibility
Photos to see creativity
Verification to see eligibility
Distance to see possible regularity  
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Your views hint at sensibility
In your words I find continuity
Together we’d surely provide hilarity |
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"Bio to see compatibility
Photos to see creativity
Verification to see eligibility
Distance to see possible regularity
Your views hint at sensibility
In your words I find continuity
Together we’d surely provide hilarity "
Come over my way then, oh boy
Let me show you the Old Man of Hoy
There you will find the joy
Don’t make me wait oh boy, oh boy
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A space hopper with a confused expression on its face, rolling around in the background of one of her photos.
(I am slowly working myself up to the “post a fab video of yourself bouncing up and down topless on a space hopper” thread). p.s. it’s not a “thing”...I do not have a “thing” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is the room pic taken in messy.
Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.
Do they have everything on display.
If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.
Avoid. |
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"Is the room pic taken in messy.
Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.
Do they have everything on display.
If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.
Avoid."
Ouch!!
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"Is the room pic taken in messy.
Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.
Do they have everything on display.
If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.
Avoid."
WOW!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the room pic taken in messy.
Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.
Do they have everything on display.
If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.
Avoid."
WOW.
You appear to be very grumpy this evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the room pic taken in messy.
Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.
Do they have everything on display.
If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.
Avoid."
what's wrong with superdry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the room pic taken in messy.
Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.
Do they have everything on display.
If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.
Avoid."
Someone is full of the joys of spring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the room pic taken in messy.
Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.
Do they have everything on display.
If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.
Avoid."
I want to know how anyone can call another human being “low quality” and expect to ever get laid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the room pic taken in messy.
Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.
Do they have everything on display.
If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.
Avoid.
I want to know how anyone can call another human being “low quality” and expect to ever get laid "
Hes on one tonight.
Green arrow, hes looking for an argument. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the room pic taken in messy.
Are they wearing clothes which are poor fitting or clothing like superdry.
Do they have everything on display.
If yes to all these they are low quality and emotional damaged.
Avoid.
I want to know how anyone can call another human being “low quality” and expect to ever get laid
Hes on one tonight.
Green arrow, hes looking for an argument. "
Charming xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First thing is always green flag and a tick. I take it from there. A good photo and a bit about them. "
Oh no, I dont have a green flag!
I must be a fake!! |
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