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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

Clap your flaps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What if you don't have any?

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"What if you don't have any?

Make some out of ham

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By *ortherner26Man over a year ago

North East

You can make a good clapping sounds if you swing your willy side to side and it slaps off your legs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What if you don't have any?

Make some out of ham"

I best nip shop then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slapping my cock from side to side

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By *urlyCatzWoman over a year ago

Blackpool

Slap ya baps

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Slap ya baps"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

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By *ngelShare18Couple over a year ago

Liverpool

Tickle your pickle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cheeks have clapped when I farted

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I best nip shop then"

If you're horny and you know it nip your nipples

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"My cheeks have clapped when I farted

Hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're not horny and you know, it's your meds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My cheeks have clapped when I farted

Hot"

Slightly warm and moist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you’re anxious and you know it, clasp your hands

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're not horny and you know, it's your meds "

So true

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By *heerFlirtMan over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

I would definitely love to be slapping some flaps right at this minute!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you run an abusive sealife centre, slap your clams

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

If you're cross that your tent won't zip up slap your flaps

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Lob yer labs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me baps have flapped in hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clap your flaps"

Bash your balls?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I just did!

Jo.Xx

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I can jiggle my balls

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clap your flaps"

And I almost chocked on my coffee there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bash ya bishop

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

*clap clap*

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By *dventurerXXXMan over a year ago

Didcot

What she said ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*clap clap*"

I miss that sound

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine just twitch.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

Fanny flutters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m using corned beef and slapping together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Since I have none I'm willing to clap those of a willing lady volunteer

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By *heslimoneMan over a year ago

Deeside

Catch the clap

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Does slapping my cock on my stomach count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does slapping my cock on my stomach count?"

Id say so.

Im slapping mine against the banister in a Glockenspiel kind of a manor... id say that counts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does slapping my cock on my stomach count?

Id say so.

Im slapping mine against the banister in a Glockenspiel kind of a manor... id say that counts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does slapping my cock on my stomach count?

Id say so.

Im slapping mine against the banister in a Glockenspiel kind of a manor... id say that counts

Your picturing the Cockenspiel staircase orchestra arnt you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does slapping my cock on my stomach count?

Id say so.

Im slapping mine against the banister in a Glockenspiel kind of a manor... id say that counts

Your picturing the Cockenspiel staircase orchestra arnt you

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helicopter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this is the alternative to "happy and you know it", I'd love to hear your rendition of "The Hokey Pokey"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clap your flaps"

I think I'll just have a wank, thanks. Or just browse the forums for a bit, that usually kills the horn.

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’m using corned beef and slapping together "

I admire the dedication!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

A million claps from me

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Catch the clap"

None of that thanks

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By *acey_Red OP Woman over a year ago

Liverpool

"If this is the alternative to "happy and you know it", I'd love to hear your rendition of "The Hokey Pokey"

Put your left flap in, your left flap out...

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By *reywolf_18Man over a year ago

ayr

"If this is the alternative to "happy and you know it", I'd love to hear your rendition of "The Hokey Pokey"

Put your left flap in, your left flap out... "

In, out, in, out....

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"What if you don't have any?

I used the cat flap

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By *oberts_onMan over a year ago

King's Lynn

Clapping...

Just not my flaps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If this is the alternative to "happy and you know it", I'd love to hear your rendition of "The Hokey Pokey"

Put your left flap in, your left flap out...

In, out, in, out....

Make me scream and shout

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Clap your flaps"

Can I clap my thighs off your arse?

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

Giving myself a bloody round of applause this morning

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

"Giving myself a bloody round of applause this morning

I’ll give you the clap. Wait, that doesn’t sound good...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Giving myself a bloody round of applause this morning

I’ll give you the clap. Wait, that doesn’t sound good..."

Ha ha

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By *ongueFkYouMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Giving myself a bloody round of applause this morning

I’ll give you the clap. Wait, that doesn’t sound good..."
You look absolutely stunning in your pics x

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Giving myself a bloody round of applause this morning

I’ll give you the clap. Wait, that doesn’t sound good..."

I'll clap them cheeks bb

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