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"How does a dildo get disassembled? Surely it’s one thing.
I thought this
Maybe he means a vibrator with a removable battery
*whispers* I think he does. "
*whispers* just go with it, you and I both know what I mean |
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"How does a dildo get disassembled? Surely it’s one thing.
I thought this
Maybe he means a vibrator with a removable battery
*whispers* I think he does.
*whispers* just go with it, you and I both know what I mean "
*whispers* will do |
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"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off "
Don't panic, I've seen Lethal Weapon II thirty-six times.
You'll be okay Rog-- I mean Lacey |
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"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off
No coughing allowed at present.
You're safe.
What if I wear my mask? "
We'd better ask in yhe Virus forum... |
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"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off
Don't panic, I've seen Lethal Weapon II thirty-six times.
You'll be okay Rog-- I mean Lacey "
Nearly used my real name then! |
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"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off
No coughing allowed at present.
You're safe.
What if I wear my mask?
We'd better ask in yhe Virus forum... "
I would but they'll probably tell me that I'll give my fanny corona and that my dildo is controlled by 5G. |
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"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off
No coughing allowed at present.
You're safe.
What if I wear my mask?
We'd better ask in yhe Virus forum...
I would but they'll probably tell me that I'll give my fanny corona and that my dildo is controlled by 5G.
Wrap it in tinfoil and dip it in bleach. Problem solved.... maybe coat your vagina with Kevlar just to be safe "
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