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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

dildo blindfolded?

Love and peace

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

How does a dildo get disassembled? Surely it’s one thing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does a dildo get disassembled? Surely it’s one thing."

Getting his guns and his dildos mixed up again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In about 3 seconds

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How does a dildo get disassembled? Surely it’s one thing."

You’re obviously aren’t in the ‘dildo’ gang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does a dildo get disassembled? Surely it’s one thing."

I thought this

Maybe he means a vibrator with a removable battery

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

Both mine are one piece x

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London


"How does a dildo get disassembled? Surely it’s one thing.

I thought this

Maybe he means a vibrator with a removable battery"

*whispers* I think he does.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"How does a dildo get disassembled? Surely it’s one thing.

I thought this

Maybe he means a vibrator with a removable battery

*whispers* I think he does. "

*whispers* just go with it, you and I both know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How does a dildo get disassembled? Surely it’s one thing.

I thought this

Maybe he means a vibrator with a removable battery

*whispers* I think he does.

*whispers* just go with it, you and I both know what I mean "

*whispers* will do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You just screw it, so not hard

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

Rechargeable

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By *lasphemouscoupleCouple  over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

This is my rifle

This is my gun

This is for fighting

This is for fun...

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off "

No coughing allowed at present.

You're safe.

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off "

Don't panic, I've seen Lethal Weapon II thirty-six times.

You'll be okay Rog-- I mean Lacey

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off

No coughing allowed at present.

You're safe. "

What if I wear my mask?

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off

No coughing allowed at present.

You're safe.

What if I wear my mask? "

We'd better ask in yhe Virus forum...

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off

Don't panic, I've seen Lethal Weapon II thirty-six times.

You'll be okay Rog-- I mean Lacey "

Nearly used my real name then!

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off

No coughing allowed at present.

You're safe.

What if I wear my mask?

We'd better ask in yhe Virus forum... "

I would but they'll probably tell me that I'll give my fanny corona and that my dildo is controlled by 5G.

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"I got confused and reassembled my dildo into a bomb and now I'm scared in case I cough and blow my fanny off

No coughing allowed at present.

You're safe.

What if I wear my mask?

We'd better ask in yhe Virus forum...

I would but they'll probably tell me that I'll give my fanny corona and that my dildo is controlled by 5G.

Wrap it in tinfoil and dip it in bleach. Problem solved.... maybe coat your vagina with Kevlar just to be safe "

Must put glasses on before posting!

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

No need to reassemble dildo. Push all the bits up your foof and jiggle about.

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By *inkyRebelMan  over a year ago

Swindon


"This is my rifle

This is my gun

This is for fighting

This is for fun...

"

OK private pile

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"No need to reassemble dildo. Push all the bits up your foof and jiggle about. "

You’ve not seen the ones I’ve seen then

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Are you mixing up a dildo and a telescope ?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Are you mixing up a dildo and a telescope ?"

I’ve seen up quite a few different otters pockets in my time

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