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You're a burglar, but you only steal items to slightly inconvenience your victims.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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For me... the TV remote controls.
HOWEVER, not before I change so the language and all the settings to Chinese (or any other awkward foreign language first) might aswell change the brightness all the way up and the contrast all the way down.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Underwear whilst replacing it with underwear from the previous house."
That's genius.. not stealing underwear, but replacing it with underwear that's not theirs and likely to be a different size.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd replace the batteries in the smoke detectors with old ones, so they all did that annoying, periodic beep.
God I hate that beep!!! "
There's nothing more irritating in life than that noise.. in my opinion anyway! |
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Locks out of all doors swapped with others of a different home.
All light switches and electric socket fascias.
All dry food emptied in to giant container,taking the packets.
Broadband router, PC and other software backdated and set to minimal settings of speed. Family filters set to max.
All mains fuses taken |
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Best thread title of the day.
Just need to read the thread now.
Although I'd just like to say I've always thought I'd make an EXCELLENT burglar.
I'm stealthy, like a cat. A non clumsy knocking plants off windowsills cat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Best thread title of the day.
Just need to read the thread now.
Although I'd just like to say I've always thought I'd make an EXCELLENT burglar.
I'm stealthy, like a cat. A non clumsy knocking plants off windowsills cat. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tilt all the pictures / mirrors/ wall hangings slightly off level but not all at the same directions or angle.
I know putting those back level would bug the hell outta me!!!
Also swap all the taps over in the house. Then come back a few months later once the residents have become used to it then swap them all back. |
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I would take every left shoe and all the toilet paper so they are stuck with a turtle had in the morning until they've gone to the shop but because I'd feel guilty id leave a naked picture of myself and tape it to the TV screen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would take every left shoe and all the toilet paper so they are stuck with a turtle had in the morning until they've gone to the shop but because I'd feel guilty id leave a naked picture of myself and tape it to the TV screen"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(current circumstances only)
Any hand sanitizer and masks they've got knocking about the house.
So annoying if you get to the shops and you bloody forget!"
This wouldn't be a problem here in Wales  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Change all the internal door handles around so you have to pull the handles up to open every door. "
Genuinely had to this at a previous house when the dog worked out he could let himself into every room when we were out! |
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What!? I'm sure i can auction these for a good price on fabebay 