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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m bored, horny and want to read all your best smut you sexy people!!
If you don’t know the rules here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and open your filters people!
Bring your best filth to the party  I offer cake and wine too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In until I am out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a wee bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in for a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little in, a little out, shaking it all about.
I'll play though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Count me in for a bit |
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By *man_4Man
over a year ago
London |
First message rolling in for Mr Mystique
My stunning mate says that she's in a mood for some cream if you're up for providing
That's an irresistible offer!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And we’re off
F&B my very sexy female friend says wants to lick up his chest then grind his lap
Shes a good’un as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in for a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My naughty mate got a message for Bellaseas
Can you tell Bellaseas I want to take that pretty dress of hers off and do some exploring under it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First message rolling in for Mr Mystique
My stunning mate says that she's in a mood for some cream if you're up for providing
That's an irresistible offer! "
I only have the full fat good stuff mind  |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
Oh I'll play or at least be wingman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Indigosunshine you lovely thing!
My sexy pal would like to ask:
“How do you like to brighten your dark side of the moon?”
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Im in for a while until I fall asleep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My proper gorgeous friend has just requested.....
Can you tell Tman_4 I’d love to give his tie a good tug while pulling him in for a smooch
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes in  |
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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago
Stoke-on-Trent |
In & filters open to enable filth spreading |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 05/09/20 19:20:24] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 05/09/20 19:20:24]"
Aha hahahahaha I saw that |
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By *man_4Man
over a year ago
London |
Another one!
Bellaseas, my handsome mate says that you know you're on his hotlist and you're certainly on his ‘to do’ list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tried starting this thread yesterday, 0 replies!
Sexism  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 05/09/20 19:20:24]
Aha hahahahaha I saw that"
Shhhhhh!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for Intrigued..
Can you tell Jo and D that if they make room in their bed, I’d love to take up the space between them xx
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I’ll pop in for an hour if anyone wishes to share their secrets |
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By *man_4Man
over a year ago
London |
My inbox has rarely been busier... I've only just gone and received another one!
My mate is very interested to know this: what curiosity did to the cat 
Mind you, not a bad question |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My inbox has rarely been busier... I've only just gone and received another one!
My mate is very interested to know this: what curiosity did to the cat
Mind you, not a bad question"
Made me a horny little slut. But that’s obvious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tried starting this thread yesterday, 0 replies!
Sexism "
I’m just prettier than you Morningstar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message from an absolute stunner of a lady:
Can you tell Morningstar I could use a seeing too from Satan
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By *man_4Man
over a year ago
London |
"My proper gorgeous friend has just requested.....
Can you tell Tman_4 I’d love to give his tie a good tug while pulling him in for a smooch
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My lips (and tie) are more than willing |
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By *man_4Man
over a year ago
London |
"My inbox has rarely been busier... I've only just gone and received another one!
My mate is very interested to know this: what curiosity did to the cat
Mind you, not a bad question
Made me a horny little slut. But that’s obvious "
My curious (;-)) mate says he needs more public explanation please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in looks like fun |
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"Message for Intrigued..
Can you tell Jo and D that if they make room in their bed, I’d love to take up the space between them xx
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There's plenty of space here!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message for Intrigued..
Can you tell Jo and D that if they make room in their bed, I’d love to take up the space between them xx
There's plenty of space here!
Jo.Xx "
POUNCE!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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bluebell61 my lovely! A message for you from a charming mate of mine
He says that if he can get into your garden he’ll give your vegetables a good once over |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saffron!
My sexy hunk of a friend wants to tie you with your best stockings (not the primani ones) and place his balls over your chin!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message from an absolute stunner of a lady:
Can you tell Morningstar I could use a seeing too from Satan
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Too? Who else wants it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Saffron40 my lovely, one for you
My charming friend wants you to know that you are beautiful inside out, and he knows there is something special about you, but he still hasn’t got the courage to message you yet.
How sweet is that!!  |
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In, because I'm tired and needy. |
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Oooh Kitty my very gorgeous friend has a message for you
Could you please tell Kitty from CuriousCats
That I've enjoyed being a good distraction from work today.
Looking forward to when we can really get to know you. |
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"Message for Intrigued..
Can you tell Jo and D that if they make room in their bed, I’d love to take up the space between them xx
There's plenty of space here!
Jo.Xx
POUNCE!! "
You know!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In ish and happy to relay a few.... |
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By *man_4Man
over a year ago
London |
Mr Mystique, another one for you!
My beautiful mate says she does like your pictures and would like to see more pictures privately to be 100% sure.
I'd take that offer if I were you |
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"Saffron40 my lovely, one for you
My charming friend wants you to know that you are beautiful inside out, and he knows there is something special about you, but he still hasn’t got the courage to message you yet.
How sweet is that!! "
Ahh that’s cute x I’m not scary say hello before i bugger off again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooh I have a message to pass on to the OP
Please can you ask CuriousCats if she'll come burrito wrap me, stroke my hair, kiss my neck and play with my nipples?
I don't ask for much, and I'll supply the cake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Indigosunshine you lovely thing!
My sexy pal would like to ask:
“How do you like to brighten your dark side of the moon?”
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Smile and drop my knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message popped in my inbox from a handsome young man for
"Curiouscats200"
She seems to be already distracting herself from work but if she needs further distraction the he would be more then happy to help, especially with some of the ideas she has posted on the forum today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr Mystique, another one for you!
My beautiful mate says she does like your pictures and would like to see more pictures privately to be 100% sure.
I'd take that offer if I were you "
Oohhh make yourself known |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"bluebell61 my lovely! A message for you from a charming mate of mine
He says that if he can get into your garden he’ll give your vegetables a good once over "
Tell him to make himself known as they need more then a good once over |
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Nippy Nippy Nippy.....how could you make my beautiful friend wait.
My friend has asked me to tell you that you need to need to take this task in hand and get on with sending her the tribute she is waiting so patiently for.
Come on chap, make it snappy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ooooh I have a message to pass on to the OP
Please can you ask CuriousCats if she'll come burrito wrap me, stroke my hair, kiss my neck and play with my nipples?
I don't ask for much, and I'll supply the cake "
I’ll happily do all of the above for you, cake or no cake MWAH! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh Kitty my very gorgeous friend has a message for you
Could you please tell Kitty from CuriousCats
That I've enjoyed being a good distraction from work today.
Looking forward to when we can really get to know you. "
meow!!! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One for the beautiful Saffron....
Can you tell saffron I’d love to take her out for an evening,a nice stroll in the sunshiiiiiinneee then watch a film,how about free willy!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Leggyblonde!
My pal would like you to know that you’d have the best sleep if he gets near you ...!!
Offft!! x |
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The deservedly popular curious cats another one for you beautiful consider yourself nudged. My very dapper friend would like to say...
I fancy you; so may i take you on a date please.. Maybe go raiding bookshops or perusing galleries sipping coffee, because you seem that type of interesting person that'll be good fun to hang out with
Ahhh go onnnn x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Intrigued32! I have a stunning couple popping into my inbox that want your attention!
They’d like you to know that you’re on there hotlist and are just waiting for the madness to settle before they pounce.. seeing as you’re really not that far away
I would encourage such pouncing! They’re a sexy pair these two My imagination is suddenly running wild xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The deservedly popular curious cats another one for you beautiful consider yourself nudged. My very dapper friend would like to say...
I fancy you; so may i take you on a date please.. Maybe go raiding bookshops or perusing galleries sipping coffee, because you seem that type of interesting person that'll be good fun to hang out with
Ahhh go onnnn x"
Aww!! I’d love a date!!! Yes please!!! xx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Er Cats....
WTF woman? You're meant to tell me! |
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We're in and happy to play messenger |
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"Er Cats....
WTF woman? You're meant to tell me! "
Still in the gutter my love? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Er Cats....
WTF woman? You're meant to tell me! "
That’s not how the game is played
Although... I’m sowwi Forgive me? xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Leggyblonde!
My pal would like you to know that you’d have the best sleep if he gets near you ...!!
Offft!! x"
Sleep and spooning please |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Er Cats....
WTF woman? You're meant to tell me!
Still in the gutter my love? "
I've been picture taking
But always |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh Mrs BluebellRacer!!
A gorgeous pal of mine would like you to know that she thinks you are utterly gorgeous and a properly cute little livewire!
I agree with this sentiment xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My peach of a mate says:
"Tell CCats200 that her ass needs my kind of attention...!"
What a pair of bums you make! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Er Cats....
WTF woman? You're meant to tell me!
That’s not how the game is played
Although... I’m sowwi Forgive me? xxx"
I meant tell me you're doing this you bugger!
Oh yeah. I'm in |
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"Oh Mrs BluebellRacer!!
A gorgeous pal of mine would like you to know that she thinks you are utterly gorgeous and a properly cute little livewire!
I agree with this sentiment xx"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Er Cats....
WTF woman? You're meant to tell me!
That’s not how the game is played
Although... I’m sowwi Forgive me? xxx
I meant tell me you're doing this you bugger!
Oh yeah. I'm in "
Sorry sweetie! You know I love you!! MWAH |
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"One for the beautiful Saffron....
Can you tell saffron I’d love to take her out for an evening,a nice stroll in the sunshiiiiiinneee then watch a film,how about free willy!? "
Ha ha standard Manc ripping.... guess I should wear my parka.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My peach of a mate says:
"Tell CCats200 that her ass needs my kind of attention...!"
What a pair of bums you make! "
My bum is getting so much attention lately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mrs BlueBellRacer! You popular little firecracker!
A sinfully hot friend of mine says that although you probably won't meet, he hopes it's okay to still perve on your gorgeous ass everyday
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"Intrigued32! I have a stunning couple popping into my inbox that want your attention!
They’d like you to know that you’re on there hotlist and are just waiting for the madness to settle before they pounce.. seeing as you’re really not that far away
I would encourage such pouncing! They’re a sexy pair these two My imagination is suddenly running wild xx"
Oohh sounds like a social evening awaits!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My stunner of a mate says:
"King of The Swingers, fancy a monkey around with me? "
Ooooooh ooooooohhhh, she wants your banana to add to her strawberry dipped in cream fella. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My inbox has rarely been busier... I've only just gone and received another one!
My mate is very interested to know this: what curiosity did to the cat
Mind you, not a bad question
Made me a horny little slut. But that’s obvious
My curious (;-)) mate says he needs more public explanation please "
Make yourself known then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Intrigued32! I have a stunning couple popping into my inbox that want your attention!
They’d like you to know that you’re on there hotlist and are just waiting for the madness to settle before they pounce.. seeing as you’re really not that far away
I would encourage such pouncing! They’re a sexy pair these two My imagination is suddenly running wild xx
Oohh sounds like a social evening awaits!
Jo.Xx "
Now there’s a plan! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Cats and Mrs Racer, you pair of sex goddesses,
My sexy af mate says come to mine and he and his mate will show the three of us exactly what fab is all about!
Well, I'm curious. You ladies fancy a Devon holiday? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds fun,in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My most beautiful teasing friend says:
"Could you tell Nippy I'd like to sit on his face"
I think he's been waiting long enough now, hurry up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
I'll be off then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy Nippy Nippy.....how could you make my beautiful friend wait.
My friend has asked me to tell you that you need to need to take this task in hand and get on with sending her the tribute she is waiting so patiently for.
Come on chap, make it snappy "
There's a strict protocol on tributes, send vag first! I then tribute the vag on my telly..... |
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"Mrs BlueBellRacer! You popular little firecracker!
A sinfully hot friend of mine says that although you probably won't meet, he hopes it's okay to still perve on your gorgeous ass everyday
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Public photos free for all |
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"Nippy Nippy Nippy.....how could you make my beautiful friend wait.
My friend has asked me to tell you that you need to need to take this task in hand and get on with sending her the tribute she is waiting so patiently for.
Come on chap, make it snappy
There's a strict protocol on tributes, send vag first! I then tribute the vag on my telly....."
My friend is so lovely and you have made her wait far too long so I reckon I'll send you a pic of what is where my vag would be if I had one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cats and Mrs Racer, you pair of sex goddesses,
My sexy af mate says come to mine and he and his mate will show the three of us exactly what fab is all about!
Well, I'm curious. You ladies fancy a Devon holiday? "
I’ve already agreed to visit you m’lady. I’ll pick up Mrs Racer on the way |
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As a follow up to curiouscats for the yes to a date with the aforementioned dapper chap
I'm pleased you said yes; I'll get your your coat, coz you're pulled ...
But i hope them nice shops in Stirling are still open.... |
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I haven't played for ages, I'm in. I'm reading my filters down so I can play messenger as well |
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"Cats and Mrs Racer, you pair of sex goddesses,
My sexy af mate says come to mine and he and his mate will show the three of us exactly what fab is all about!
Well, I'm curious. You ladies fancy a Devon holiday?
I’ve already agreed to visit you m’lady. I’ll pick up Mrs Racer on the way "
Yes please!!!! Don't take too long! I might wee myself with excitement! Sorry! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a follow up to curiouscats for the yes to a date with the aforementioned dapper chap
I'm pleased you said yes; I'll get your your coat, coz you're pulled ...
But i hope them nice shops in Stirling are still open...."
Might have to wait till the morning for that, but I’m happy to have pulled |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Cats baby, this is a damn sensible message from my sexy mate....
He is still up for distracting you from work using some of the ideas you've put on the forums today (see previous message from bluebelle61).
But he also asked me.... You wanting to come along and help distract/get revenge for her not telling you this thread started?
And its a yes from me.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shivers you lucky thing, my gorgeous friend says....
would you tell Shivers that your mate says she would like him to come rub his sexy self against her in the hopes that some of his sex appeal will rub off. Or that they'll both just have a damn good time. Either way. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cats and Mrs Racer, you pair of sex goddesses,
My sexy af mate says come to mine and he and his mate will show the three of us exactly what fab is all about!
Well, I'm curious. You ladies fancy a Devon holiday?
I’ve already agreed to visit you m’lady. I’ll pick up Mrs Racer on the way
Yes please!!!! Don't take too long! I might wee myself with excitement! Sorry! "
Can’t take you anywhere x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy Nippy Nippy.....how could you make my beautiful friend wait.
My friend has asked me to tell you that you need to need to take this task in hand and get on with sending her the tribute she is waiting so patiently for.
Come on chap, make it snappy
There's a strict protocol on tributes, send vag first! I then tribute the vag on my telly....."
Then you owe me a tribute! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cats baby, this is a damn sensible message from my sexy mate....
He is still up for distracting you from work using some of the ideas you've put on the forums today (see previous message from bluebelle61).
But he also asked me.... You wanting to come along and help distract/get revenge for her not telling you this thread started?
And its a yes from me.... "
Oops!!! I didn’t mean to miss that last message! Sorry!!
Yes, distract the fuck out of me... and your revenge sounds fun |
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"Cats and Mrs Racer, you pair of sex goddesses,
My sexy af mate says come to mine and he and his mate will show the three of us exactly what fab is all about!
Well, I'm curious. You ladies fancy a Devon holiday?
I’ve already agreed to visit you m’lady. I’ll pick up Mrs Racer on the way
Yes please!!!! Don't take too long! I might wee myself with excitement! Sorry!
Can’t take you anywhere x"
You can take me anywhere |
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A beautiful friend of ours has messaged to say.. Can you tell Easily Led that I hope I keep making his cock twitch please?
Jo.Xx |
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"Nippy Nippy Nippy.....how could you make my beautiful friend wait.
My friend has asked me to tell you that you need to need to take this task in hand and get on with sending her the tribute she is waiting so patiently for.
Come on chap, make it snappy
There's a strict protocol on tributes, send vag first! I then tribute the vag on my telly.....
Then you owe me a tribute! "
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Cats and Mrs Racer, you pair of sex goddesses,
My sexy af mate says come to mine and he and his mate will show the three of us exactly what fab is all about!
Well, I'm curious. You ladies fancy a Devon holiday?
I’ve already agreed to visit you m’lady. I’ll pick up Mrs Racer on the way
Yes please!!!! Don't take too long! I might wee myself with excitement! Sorry!
Can’t take you anywhere x
You can take me anywhere "
Twice. The second time to apologise.....
(love you) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cats and Mrs Racer, you pair of sex goddesses,
My sexy af mate says come to mine and he and his mate will show the three of us exactly what fab is all about!
Well, I'm curious. You ladies fancy a Devon holiday?
I’ve already agreed to visit you m’lady. I’ll pick up Mrs Racer on the way
Yes please!!!! Don't take too long! I might wee myself with excitement! Sorry!
Can’t take you anywhere x
You can take me anywhere "
How about a trip directly to my boobs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nippy you lucky creature!!!
A stunning lady friend of mine says you shouldn’t waste your cum on tributes, when she’s waiting to drink it all down
Offft!! Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy Nippy Nippy.....how could you make my beautiful friend wait.
My friend has asked me to tell you that you need to need to take this task in hand and get on with sending her the tribute she is waiting so patiently for.
Come on chap, make it snappy
There's a strict protocol on tributes, send vag first! I then tribute the vag on my telly.....
Then you owe me a tribute!
I'm waiting... "
Tbf if he did that for everyone, he woukd be cumming puffs of dust! |
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PP I have a very sexy friend who wants you to know they see you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy you lucky creature!!!
A stunning lady friend of mine says you shouldn’t waste your cum on tributes, when she’s waiting to drink it all down
Offft!! Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? "
Oh my..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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MrMistique you handsome creature!
A stunning friend of mine would like to say:
“please show me more!!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy Nippy Nippy.....how could you make my beautiful friend wait.
My friend has asked me to tell you that you need to need to take this task in hand and get on with sending her the tribute she is waiting so patiently for.
Come on chap, make it snappy
There's a strict protocol on tributes, send vag first! I then tribute the vag on my telly.....
My friend is so lovely and you have made her wait far too long so I reckon I'll send you a pic of what is where my vag would be if I had one "
Do it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy Nippy Nippy.....how could you make my beautiful friend wait.
My friend has asked me to tell you that you need to need to take this task in hand and get on with sending her the tribute she is waiting so patiently for.
Come on chap, make it snappy
There's a strict protocol on tributes, send vag first! I then tribute the vag on my telly.....
Then you owe me a tribute! "
You didn't ask for one.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nippy Nippy Nippy.....how could you make my beautiful friend wait.
My friend has asked me to tell you that you need to need to take this task in hand and get on with sending her the tribute she is waiting so patiently for.
Come on chap, make it snappy
There's a strict protocol on tributes, send vag first! I then tribute the vag on my telly.....
Then you owe me a tribute!
I'm waiting... "
I promise I'll do you the best tribute you ever saw, IF you send me a personalised vag, not the ones all these riff raff get to see..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shivers my friend!!
A gorgeous friend of mine says that if you ever needs a good rub down, she’s your girl. She’ll even bring the oil |
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Another one for PP.
My deliciously sexy mate wants you to know that they think you might have an inkling of her desire for him but in case you are wondering, she will make it clear. She's not a massive fan of chocolate, cake doesn't bother her that much, you are all that's needed to make her want you. |
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NIPPY!!!
You are slacking terribly here dude...
I have another beautiful friend (I know, lucky me ) who is also waiting longingly for her tribute too.
You really do need to stop letting these lovely ladies down and go the extra mile to complete your mission as the queue seems to be growing quicker than you can knock one out
Come on Nippy, make it quickie |
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over a year ago
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I'm out now, quite literally, but please feel free to send vag and tributes. I'll check my messages a bit later and if I've missed any of your messages I'll post them in part 15. Have fun fancying each other....! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NIPPY!!!
You are slacking terribly here dude...
I have another beautiful friend (I know, lucky me ) who is also waiting longingly for her tribute too.
You really do need to stop letting these lovely ladies down and go the extra mile to complete your mission as the queue seems to be growing quicker than you can knock one out
Come on Nippy, make it quickie "
Pm me who it is and I'll sort it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Posh my utter beauty!
A handsome man has popped into my inbox and says he hopes you're feeling better today, but if you're ever feeling blue again, know that he’s here to be a friend and will be happy to pour you gin if you're showing your boobs again!
Xx |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh my utter beauty!
A handsome man has popped into my inbox and says he hopes you're feeling better today, but if you're ever feeling blue again, know that he’s here to be a friend and will be happy to pour you gin if you're showing your boobs again!
Xx"
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Another one for PP.
My deliciously sexy mate wants you to know that they think you might have an inkling of her desire for him but in case you are wondering, she will make it clear. She's not a massive fan of chocolate, cake doesn't bother her that much, you are all that's needed to make her want you."
It's a needle in a haystack when you don't have a clue who they maybe! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Shivers you damn sexy devil.
My gorgeous mate says toss that ball aside, she's up for taking its place!
Do it... She's gorgeous and lovely |
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"NIPPY!!!
You are slacking terribly here dude...
I have another beautiful friend (I know, lucky me ) who is also waiting longingly for her tribute too.
You really do need to stop letting these lovely ladies down and go the extra mile to complete your mission as the queue seems to be growing quicker than you can knock one out
Come on Nippy, make it quickie
Pm me who it is and I'll sort it "
Im not making it that easy for you.....find your list and get spanking that monkey |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Nippy, my sexy and beautiful mate says you've had hers too, where's her tribute?
You're gonna be busy.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm in x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'm in x"
I wish you were.
Aaaaand on that note, I take my leave  |
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over a year ago
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GianlucaB you lucky lucky sod!!
You need a message from my stunningly beautiful mate. Because you’re so damn hot she can almost feel you from there!! Unless that's just a daydream. My mate wants to know do you taste as good as you looks?
I’d let her find out sweetie. She’s a bombshell |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Easilyled1, you stud....
My beautiful mate says she likes making you twitch but how can she get that twitch into a full mast?
Ooh..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey handsome.
Tell Jamie I want to kiss her beautiful lips.
Thank you.
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr in, more than happy to be someone's messenger |
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"Hey handsome.
Tell Jamie I want to kiss her beautiful lips.
Thank you.
Jo.Xx"
D. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey handsome.
Tell Jamie I want to kiss her beautiful lips.
Thank you.
Jo.Xx
D."
You should have seen that coming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"MrMistique you handsome creature!
A stunning friend of mine would like to say:
“please show me more!!” "
More what?? |
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"Hey handsome.
Tell Jamie I want to kiss her beautiful lips.
Thank you.
Jo.Xx
D.
You should have seen that coming "
Well obviously I'm still gullible.
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tryingitout, one got you!
My sexy friend says she’s not going to beat around the bush, cos all she wants to do is get naked and create some absolute filth with you!
Ooft! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh no I am a bit late, oh sod it count me in even if just as a post mistress...always wanted to be one when younger, it's the stamper...anyway use me
Her x |
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Only just seen this thread and am late as usual.... oh, im in! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey handsome.
Tell Jamie I want to kiss her beautiful lips.
Thank you.
Jo.Xx
D.
You should have seen that coming
Well obviously I'm still gullible.
Jo.Xx "
You are pretty Jo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This message is for Easilyled...
Your mate says soon.
Her x |
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"Hey handsome.
Tell Jamie I want to kiss her beautiful lips.
Thank you.
Jo.Xx
D.
You should have seen that coming
Well obviously I'm still gullible.
Jo.Xx
You are pretty Jo "
Funny that!
Jo.Xx |
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"Tryingitout, one got you!
My sexy friend says she’s not going to beat around the bush, cos all she wants to do is get naked and create some absolute filth with you!
Ooft! "
Well as you know that’s right up my street, so your sexy friend should make herself known! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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nice_but_very_naughty_HW!! Message for you darling
A sexy pal of mine would you like to say he’s just seen your "I'm in" message.
All he got from it was 'use me', which he’d happily do to her
I would!! He’s yummy!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nippy you sexy creature!
A lady friend of mine wants to know if your tributes are as good as everyone says they are?
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over a year ago
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"GianlucaB you lucky lucky sod!!
You need a message from my stunningly beautiful mate. Because you’re so damn hot she can almost feel you from there!! Unless that's just a daydream. My mate wants to know do you taste as good as you looks?
I’d let her find out sweetie. She’s a bombshell "
My DMs are wide open! |
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We're out!
Bed beckons!
Night beautiful people! |
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"We're out!
Bed beckons!
Night beautiful people! "
What about us ugly ones? Do we get a night night from you as well?!!! |
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"We're out!
Bed beckons!
Night beautiful people! "
N'night |
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"We're out!
Bed beckons!
Night beautiful people! "
Night beauties!
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nice_but_very_naughty_HW!! Message for you darling
A sexy pal of mine would you like to say he’s just seen your "I'm in" message.
All he got from it was 'use me', which he’d happily do to her
I would!! He’s yummy!! "
Naughty man on my level
Her x |
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"We're out!
Bed beckons!
Night beautiful people!
What about us ugly ones? Do we get a night night from you as well?!!! "
Nah I hope you have nightmares |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Bellaseas you babe!
There's a sexy fella in my box who said to me, about you....
"She's so damn fine. I'd take my time caressing and worshipping her sexy body with my hands and my lips before I get down to business and take her to heaven and back"
I'm pretty sure he means in a pleasure way, but there was a nightclub called Heaven that I used to go to back in the day. He might mean there? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We're out!
Bed beckons!
Night beautiful people! "
Dream about me beautiful |
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Don't be anonymous folks, life's short and if you fancy someone tell them.
I didn't as I thought someone was out of my league and she died, found out at the funeral from her best friend that she really liked me but didn't think I did.
Never made that mistake again, yes you get knock backs but it's a small price to pay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bellaseas you babe!
There's a sexy fella in my box who said to me, about you....
"She's so damn fine. I'd take my time caressing and worshipping her sexy body with my hands and my lips before I get down to business and take her to heaven and back"
I'm pretty sure he means in a pleasure way, but there was a nightclub called Heaven that I used to go to back in the day. He might mean there? "
Either heaven works for me |
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"We're out!
Bed beckons!
Night beautiful people!
Dream about me beautiful "
Posh... I'm having a full on dream orgy... |
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Typical.... my postie has vanished before passing on the message! |
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"Typical.... my postie has vanished before passing on the message! "
Nightmare!
(I'm going! I'm going! Zzzzz) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"We're out!
Bed beckons!
Night beautiful people!
Dream about me beautiful
Posh... I'm having a full on dream orgy... "
Yeah baby! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A late one but my mate says - I got one simple word for curiouscats..... oooofffffttttt |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Tryingitout19, hlad you're still here, because a sexy mate of mine says your profile picture would look better with the tie round your wrists, the shirt on the floor and her straddling your face.
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Mr Mystique my mate wants her back doors smashed in please.
She can't find her keys and she will give him all the sex and blow jobs he wants if he will help her out.
Care to help out a damsel in distress? |
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