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over a year ago
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Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.
Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please ? |
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"I'm reading about Hungarian politics. Would you like a brief synopsis? "
Hmm I feel as though every time you mention Hungary, I'll just want to eat even more |
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"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.
Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please?"
I have a feeling you don’t want to be distracted  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.
Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.
Hope this helps. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.
Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please?"
I can't think of anything as your distracting me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.
Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.
Hope this helps."
Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...
GOOD MAN  
Lu  |
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My new washing machine is a bit bigger than the old one, so it sticks out under my kitchen counter. I keep pressing buttons with my belly by accident when I lean over to switch the kettle on.
It's a little irritating.
Mrs TMN x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.
Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.
Hope this helps."
Strangely, that did not help. Not one bit. Jammy buggers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm calling with K now that she's finished her morning wankathon, and also having an imaginary spit roast with CuriousCats... it's terribly unsexy this morning  |
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"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.
Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.
Hope this helps.
Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...
GOOD MAN
Lu "
I woke my wife with a very special gift from a very sexy lady 
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"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.
Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please?"
Can't we just pop up to Glasgow with something to eat and sort out your horniness while we're at it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've just had pancakes with fresh raspberries and pineapple with coffee, and off walking the coast with my dog to see some seal pups. I hope your tummy and foof recover  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.
Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.
Hope this helps.
Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...
GOOD MAN
Lu
I woke my wife with a very special gift from a very sexy lady
D."
another wifey being roused in the correct fashion...
J gets around this, by simply not letting me sleep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.
Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please?
Can't we just pop up to Glasgow with something to eat and sort out your horniness while we're at it? "
Ooh great offer! But you'd need to post it through the letterbox, we're semi-locked down again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.
Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please?"
I'm listening to BBC Radio Shropshire. |
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"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.
Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.
Hope this helps.
Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...
GOOD MAN
Lu
I woke my wife with a very special gift from a very sexy lady
D."
Intrigued! |
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"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.
Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please?
Can't we just pop up to Glasgow with something to eat and sort out your horniness while we're at it?
Ooh great offer! But you'd need to post it through the letterbox, we're semi-locked down again "
Do we have to do it ALL through the letterbox? That would be a bit of a mood-killer, especially if yours isn't at the right height. |
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"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.
Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.
Hope this helps."
Nice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pop on for a morning browse and now I'm bloody starving AND horny, but can't be bothered doing anything about either.
Can you just tell me some boring stuff to distract me from my grumbling tum and foof please?
Can't we just pop up to Glasgow with something to eat and sort out your horniness while we're at it?
Ooh great offer! But you'd need to post it through the letterbox, we're semi-locked down again
Do we have to do it ALL through the letterbox? That would be a bit of a mood-killer, especially if yours isn't at the right height. "
Ha yes then I don't even need to put make up on. #LazyDaysAndGloryHoles |
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"I got up at 7, made bacon sandwiches and a coffee.
Woke my wife with them and then had half an hour’s light bondage with her that ended with us both a bit saturated in each others sex.
Hope this helps.
Woke his wife with a bacon sarnie and bondage...
GOOD MAN
Lu
I woke my wife with a very special gift from a very sexy lady
D.
another wifey being roused in the correct fashion...
J gets around this, by simply not letting me sleep "
I like his style!! 
D. |
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"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too
Is it cheese on top or on the toast then egg on top?
Had cheese with beans on toast but not egg.."
No I mixed it into the scrambled egg so it's all melted and gooey |
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"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too
Is it cheese on top or on the toast then egg on top?
Had cheese with beans on toast but not egg..
No I mixed it into the scrambled egg so it's all melted and gooey "
Sounds yum.. |
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Make an oatie smoothy.
Drink while you read the forums
Use your electric toothbrush on your foof.
Finish smoothy.
Clean teeth with toothbrush.
Imagine it was someone sexy
Bingo ..... multi multi tasking |
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"Make an oatie smoothy.
Drink while you read the forums
Use your electric toothbrush on your foof.
Finish smoothy.
Clean teeth with toothbrush.
Imagine it was someone sexy
Bingo ..... multi multi tasking"
I may have tried this but I've decided on a sausage sandwich |
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"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too"
Good call! Have you ever put Philadelphia in scrambled eggs? Hannah introduced me to that one and it's om nom nom! Luke |
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"Update - I made cheesy scrambled eggs and it's so good it is almost curing my horn too
Good call! Have you ever put Philadelphia in scrambled eggs? Hannah introduced me to that one and it's om nom nom! Luke "
Oooh no, but I will. That sounds good. I just used mozzarella because it was already grated and I couldn't be bothered grating the cheddar. That is today's level of lazy!  |
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