Wore some new shorts to the gym (really cute ones with unicorns on!) but as I am shapes like a lollipop they fit round the waist bit are a bit baggy round the tops of my legs!
Was doing some single leg deaflifts and ended up flashing the trainer while they were cleaning the plates I had used good job I was wearing knickknocks
Might invest in some lycra undershorts
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In the gym... just getting out of the shower.... walking back to my locker naked and literally bumped in to the cleaning lady.... nearly knocked her over |
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"In the gym... just getting out of the shower.... walking back to my locker naked and literally bumped in to the cleaning lady.... nearly knocked her over "
Sounds like the start of a porno or one of the stories on here ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"In the gym... just getting out of the shower.... walking back to my locker naked and literally bumped in to the cleaning lady.... nearly knocked her over
Sounds like the start of a porno or one of the stories on here "
Except in a porno, both parties don't go bright red with one desperately trying to cover up and the other running out the changing room ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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In the greggs and ordered five toffee custard doughnuts and a large tea this morning and the pretty girl eyes with the mask on said “Any sugar sir?”
“No thank you, I’m sweet enough ”
(Which practically always results in no response or a sarcastic smile)
“I can see that sir!”
I was so surprised I just blushed and picked up my breakfast and scuttled off. |
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Throwing my headset down in disgust at the utter tripe I'd just listened to. Didn't realise I'd lobbed it on my open laptop screen (had fallen backwards on sofa). Bullseye crack in the screen. It's a 6 month old company machine and I had to come up with a plausible explanation for the IT guy. Good job he likes me
My punishment? The loan of an ancient student machine that weighs as much as a manatee ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"In the greggs and ordered five toffee custard doughnuts and a large tea this morning and the pretty girl eyes with the mask on said “Any sugar sir?”
“No thank you, I’m sweet enough ”
(Which practically always results in no response or a sarcastic smile)
“I can see that sir!”
I was so surprised I just blushed and picked up my breakfast and scuttled off."
I love those moments and reactions from men, makes me smile
Her x |
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By *r.HMan
over a year ago
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Similar gym faux Pas, was on the rowing machine in some loose fitting shorts going commando because I'm a rebel like that and yeah you've probably guessed what happened but I was hanging out for all to see while blissfully unaware getting my groove on ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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