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I store them in a fridge, which I keep in the cupboard under the stairs. Once I have gathered enough, I wait until the next full moon, and I light a bonfire in my garden.
One by one, I burn these toys. I sing Kate Bush while doing this, as part of my ritual.
If the toys do not melt or burn, then they are deemed worthy. And I sell them to desperate men  |
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"I store them in a fridge, which I keep in the cupboard under the stairs. Once I have gathered enough, I wait until the next full moon, and I light a bonfire in my garden.
One by one, I burn these toys. I sing Kate Bush while doing this, as part of my ritual.
If the toys do not melt or burn, then they are deemed worthy. And I sell them to desperate men "
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"I store them in a fridge, which I keep in the cupboard under the stairs. Once I have gathered enough, I wait until the next full moon, and I light a bonfire in my garden.
One by one, I burn these toys. I sing Kate Bush while doing this, as part of my ritual.
If the toys do not melt or burn, then they are deemed worthy. And I sell them to desperate men "
How much are you selling them for?   |
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