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...come and stroke my hair and tell me nice things?
I'm so tired today and my kitchen tap broke.. and our new kitchen isn't fitted for another month... typical. 
Yes, woe is me.
You can sing soft kitty to me aswell please and feed me cake...
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over a year ago
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"...come and stroke my hair and tell me nice things?
I'm so tired today and my kitchen tap broke.. and our new kitchen isn't fitted for another month... typical.
Yes, woe is me.
You can sing soft kitty to me aswell please and feed me cake...
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Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furrrr 
It must have been a busy weekend that's now catching up with you  |
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"Can we have clarification which of the couple you are first, cause I’m not falling for this again Steve ?!"
Although having just had a peek, I'd do it for either  ! |
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"...come and stroke my hair and tell me nice things?
I'm so tired today and my kitchen tap broke.. and our new kitchen isn't fitted for another month... typical.
Yes, woe is me.
You can sing soft kitty to me aswell please and feed me cake...
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furrrr
It must have been a busy weekend that's now catching up with you "
It may well be! I'm ready for the kids to go to school tomorrow! Might have a little afternoon nap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...come and stroke my hair and tell me nice things?
I'm so tired today and my kitchen tap broke.. and our new kitchen isn't fitted for another month... typical.
Yes, woe is me.
You can sing soft kitty to me aswell please and feed me cake...
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furrrr
It must have been a busy weekend that's now catching up with you
It may well be! I'm ready for the kids to go to school tomorrow! Might have a little afternoon nap! "
There have been a lot of afternoon naps recently here too |
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"Can we have clarification which of the couple you are first, cause I’m not falling for this again Steve ?!
Although having just had a peek, I'd do it for either !"
 Mr Racer would gladly take beard tickles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't you have a tap in the bathroom?
I don't think I said I didn't... just that my kitchen one broke...  "
I'm solving your problem
That's gotta be better than a virtual hair stroke |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"...come and stroke my hair and tell me nice things?
I'm so tired today and my kitchen tap broke.. and our new kitchen isn't fitted for another month... typical.
Yes, woe is me.
You can sing soft kitty to me aswell please and feed me cake...
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Ill even bring my spanners to fix the tap. |
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"...come and stroke my hair and tell me nice things?
I'm so tired today and my kitchen tap broke.. and our new kitchen isn't fitted for another month... typical.
Yes, woe is me.
You can sing soft kitty to me aswell please and feed me cake...
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On my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can we have clarification which of the couple you are first, cause I’m not falling for this again Steve ?!
Haha always Mrs Blue on the forums, unless stated "
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In that case, I’ll ready the panniers on my Brompton |
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"...come and stroke my hair and tell me nice things?
I'm so tired today and my kitchen tap broke.. and our new kitchen isn't fitted for another month... typical.
Yes, woe is me.
You can sing soft kitty to me aswell please and feed me cake...
Ill even bring my spanners to fix the tap. "
I knew I liked you 
Tap is fully broken. Spanners aren't going to work... off to buy a cheap one tomorrow to make do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...come and stroke my hair and tell me nice things?
I'm so tired today and my kitchen tap broke.. and our new kitchen isn't fitted for another month... typical.
Yes, woe is me.
You can sing soft kitty to me aswell please and feed me cake...
"
Just your hair ? |
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"Don't you have a tap in the bathroom?
I don't think I said I didn't... just that my kitchen one broke...
I'm solving your problem
That's gotta be better than a virtual hair stroke "
I see... I'd already worked that one though thanks. I gots the smarts me has.  |
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"...come and stroke my hair and tell me nice things?
I'm so tired today and my kitchen tap broke.. and our new kitchen isn't fitted for another month... typical.
Yes, woe is me.
You can sing soft kitty to me aswell please and feed me cake...
Just your hair ? "
I'm too tired for hanky panky, unless you're going to full body massage me, let me lie there prone and gently please me?
That... or you can brush my dog? He needs to see the groomer! Good luck... he's 50kg... |
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"You can have my last Rollo if you like "
Oh my goodness! This is basically a marriage proposal surely?... afraid Mr Racer may have something to say about that
We could get a sharp knife and share it  |
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I'll go one better than stroking your hair.... I'll provide you with a hosepipe that runs from your bathroom all the way to the kitchen. Not only will it give you water but I'll have it adorned with lotus biscuits for your munching.
PS what the fuck is a lotus biscuit |
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Sorry you're having such a kerfuffle! It'll be a bit tedious using giant bottles of water but that might be easier than fitting a new tap temporarily. Handgel for washing in the kitchen instead if going to bathroom as it may be occupied, make the kids wash veggies outside to save mess inside Anglian Water have landed us with so many disasters over the past few years I now have at least a dozen litres to hand in bottles. Once used soda water for washing my hands, made the soap extra foamy! |
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"I'll go one better than stroking your hair.... I'll provide you with a hosepipe that runs from your bathroom all the way to the kitchen. Not only will it give you water but I'll have it adorned with lotus biscuits for your munching.
PS what the fuck is a lotus biscuit "
Best biccies ever. Them little caramelly things you get at the side of your coffee |
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"I'll go one better than stroking your hair.... I'll provide you with a hosepipe that runs from your bathroom all the way to the kitchen. Not only will it give you water but I'll have it adorned with lotus biscuits for your munching.
PS what the fuck is a lotus biscuit
Best biccies ever. Them little caramelly things you get at the side of your coffee "
These are one better... they're sandwiched together with chocolate lotus spread. Pure sexy biscuit.
Also... hosepipe would be good... but the dog may eat it |
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"Sorry you're having such a kerfuffle! It'll be a bit tedious using giant bottles of water but that might be easier than fitting a new tap temporarily. Handgel for washing in the kitchen instead if going to bathroom as it may be occupied, make the kids wash veggies outside to save mess inside Anglian Water have landed us with so many disasters over the past few years I now have at least a dozen litres to hand in bottles. Once used soda water for washing my hands, made the soap extra foamy!"
Oh wow! I'll shut up about my silly tap, sounds like you've had a right runaround! New tap can be found cheap for around £20... get Mr Racer on it tomorrow |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"You've not got a cold have you ? I don't wanna be catching it
No, I've got the "I'm not as young as I used to be"-itis "
Don't worry no one's as young as they used to be. You actually look younger than you are unless that's your fab age on there |
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"You've not got a cold have you ? I don't wanna be catching it
No, I've got the "I'm not as young as I used to be"-itis
Don't worry no one's as young as they used to be. You actually look younger than you are unless that's your fab age on there "
No lies on our profile! Lol |
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