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2 Meeters away: Wednesday is 0 meet club. Is Back.
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
Welcome to the part of the week wear all of us lovely but unmeetaball sorry lot gather together all hopeing that sumone will be kind enough to meet 1 of us. 
Even if its just a social most of us wood be grateful that sumone has met us. 
O its a hard life.
*#*# HOW THE CLUB WORKS #*#*
Simply post a social meet add on the thread and hope sumone takes it and meets you.
Remember to keep a 2 meeter gap.
Simple's
******DISCLAIMERS******
By joining this club there is no guarantee that you or anyone affliated with you will get a meet/social.
The OP is not Cupid,
therefore cannot personally put your arrow into someone else.
To have/get a meet you may need to travel. Thar is not a hi chance a meet offor will turn up on your doorstep.
You don't have to meet only on a Wednesday. You can plan to meet someone on other days.
Happy meeting.
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0 MEET CLUB BIG SOCIALS
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THE NEXT 0 MEET CLUB SOCIAL IS
Not going to happen anytime soon.
Sorry but it's true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.
But you didn't say if you'd be clothed or not. Lol"
Good point. The type of people who turn up taking that risk, are the sort of people I want to meet  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.
But you didn't say if you'd be clothed or not. Lol
Good point. The type of people who turn up taking that risk, are the sort of people I want to meet "
Especially with hot coffee about. Ouch.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.
But you didn't say if you'd be clothed or not. Lol
Good point. The type of people who turn up taking that risk, are the sort of people I want to meet "
FFS you're too far away! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.
But you didn't say if you'd be clothed or not. Lol
Good point. The type of people who turn up taking that risk, are the sort of people I want to meet "
Ooh I'd take that risk..... |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
" Will meet clothed people in coffee shops.
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That's good cos I've never seen a unclothed coffee shop. 
I'm spotting a gap in the market.... 
And I'm also available not to be met up with"
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Getting a bit close there.
Remember to keep that gap. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me
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The whole point of this club is to find a meet. "
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Why call it the 0 meets club then and get my hopes up, this is false advertising |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me
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The whole point of this club is to find a meet.
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Why call it the 0 meets club then and get my hopes up, this is false advertising "
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I won't meet you. 
Hang on that sounds mean. You know what I'm saying.... |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me
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The whole point of this club is to find a meet.
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Why call it the 0 meets club then and get my hopes up, this is false advertising "
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Sorry.
It's called 0 meet club because it's for everyone that wants to have a meet but has had 0 meets for a while for whatever reason.
But I can see how you can maybe miss interpretation it. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"As I don't do meets anyways. This sounds like a perfect club for me
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The whole point of this club is to find a meet.
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Why call it the 0 meets club then and get my hopes up, this is false advertising
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Sorry.
It's called 0 meet club because it's for everyone that wants to have a meet but has had 0 meets for a while for whatever reason.
But I can see how you can maybe miss interpretation it. "
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Well in that case I'll just mope off back to my corner then. |
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I've definitely not met anyone for a long time now, and could be a longer while still not meeting. I could be up for a virtual non-meet, not sharing a pot of tea, and eating the entire cake myself... |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I've definitely not met anyone for a long time now, and could be a longer while still not meeting. I could be up for a virtual non-meet, not sharing a pot of tea, and eating the entire cake myself..."
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What you need to do is when you find your vertical meet you both bye the same cake then it will appear you are sharing it. |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
Is this a successor to the No(Single Male)Meet club? I was a platinum member and certainly fulfilled its objectives.
Can I transfer my membership and get a 2m broomstick too.....who wants to hold my broomstick?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've definitely not met anyone for a long time now, and could be a longer while still not meeting. I could be up for a virtual non-meet, not sharing a pot of tea, and eating the entire cake myself...
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What you need to do is when you find your vertical meet you both bye the same cake then it will appear you are sharing it. "
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Brilliant idea!
Polly I'll share a virtual distanced cake with you. |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Seeside just marry me (from two metres) and get it over and done with!
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That's a very nice offer. But I see a 400+ mile problem.
Anyway I'm looking for more than just getting married. |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Is this a successor to the No(Single Male)Meet club? I was a platinum member and certainly fulfilled its objectives.
Can I transfer my membership and get a 2m broomstick too.....who wants to hold my broomstick? "
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There was a nother club ? |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I've definitely not met anyone for a long time now, and could be a longer while still not meeting. I could be up for a virtual non-meet, not sharing a pot of tea, and eating the entire cake myself...
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What you need to do is when you find your vertical meet you both bye the same cake then it will appear you are sharing it.
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Brilliant idea!
Polly I'll share a virtual distanced cake with you. "
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I'm full of good ideas. |
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"Seeside just marry me (from two metres) and get it over and done with!
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That's a very nice offer. But I see a 400+ mile problem.
Anyway I'm looking for more than just getting married. "
Just look at it as extreme social distancing
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Seeside just marry me (from two metres) and get it over and done with!
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That's a very nice offer. But I see a 400+ mile problem.
Anyway I'm looking for more than just getting married.
Just look at it as extreme social distancing
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That's one way to look at it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone avoids me like the plague anyway...I'm in 
I'll not not meet you then 
No please don't meet me! "
Ok it's a not not not date! Where do you not want to go? |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
This is a little bespoke; I love cycling so would like a social distanced cycle meet with a single woman or an MF couple.
Nothing arduous, just a trundle around the local area (Swindon/Chippenham/Cirencester/Bath...) And a cafe stop or two. We still have some good weather so let's make the most of it whilst we can. |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"This is a little bespoke; I love cycling so would like a social distanced cycle meet with a single woman or an MF couple.
Nothing arduous, just a trundle around the local area (Swindon/Chippenham/Cirencester/Bath...) And a cafe stop or two. We still have some good weather so let's make the most of it whilst we can."
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Don't forget the cake. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"This is a little bespoke; I love cycling so would like a social distanced cycle meet with a single woman or an MF couple.
Nothing arduous, just a trundle around the local area (Swindon/Chippenham/Cirencester/Bath...) And a cafe stop or two. We still have some good weather so let's make the most of it whilst we can.
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Don't forget the cake. "
oops,yes, yes, oh god yesssss, there's always cake! |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"This is a little bespoke; I love cycling so would like a social distanced cycle meet with a single woman or an MF couple.
Nothing arduous, just a trundle around the local area (Swindon/Chippenham/Cirencester/Bath...) And a cafe stop or two. We still have some good weather so let's make the most of it whilst we can.
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Don't forget the cake.
oops,yes, yes, oh god yesssss, there's always cake!"
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That could have been a dezarstar if you forget about the cake. |
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