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The status update story.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's some delightful status updates going on in the world of Fab, giving an insight into what members lives involve.

So pluck one from your area and add it to the one above to make a story.

I'll start (no posters details!)

Shot my load over her before work thismorning! Ready for the day now

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

[Removed by poster at 02/09/20 09:38:30]

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

So "Contact me if you fancy chatting this week"

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

“Balls could do with a trim!”

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By *oson-BlueCouple over a year ago

North Kent

Who wants cock now I'm free till 12

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Now the question is are you going to be really naughty n change the cover or fuck your gf in my gush ??? Naughty naughty mmmmmm xx”

Oh and

“If a wasp stings my ass when I'm shagging.... Does it count as a 3 sum lol ???????? “

Got to love north wales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/09/20 09:50:08]

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Looking for pure naughtyness sat on my face xxxxxxx being greedy

And...

Can’t upload the video of my cock fucking her arse

Bless.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"“Now the question is are you going to be really naughty n change the cover or fuck your gf in my gush ??? Naughty naughty mmmmmm xx”

Oh and

“If a wasp stings my ass when I'm shagging.... Does it count as a 3 sum lol ???????? “

Got to love north wales

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Who is around with accommodation, decent 420 + and a friend or two on Thursday or Friday afternoon Or evening? Mk can’t travel. Please read my profile'

and

'Sexy is blonde and tanned showing off her goodies'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to rule the world, seas would rise when I gave the word

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Do you honestly think I'm going to accept you as a friend and let u see my face pics and vids if we haven't even spoke?.... I won't accept im afraid!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Fuckwits, the lot of ya!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My fantasy is to walk into a room, be stripped then put an all 4s rimmed and then fucked till my balls explode....

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Bed and wank cos nobody else wants to empty my balls

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By *anshee99Woman over a year ago

all over

Why bother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I miss a bum thread?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/09/20 21:54:42]

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By *ustyMilfxxxCouple over a year ago

Swansea

“I actually love this site”

And...

“5 Orgasms for her and i didnt even pop once...damn”

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Hmmm ... really fancy being told to eat waste from a woman's asshole with her oiled tits dangling over my face after her kicking me into my balls."

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

My smooth heavy balls are full

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Lots of dogging threads in the forums tonight

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

What do you call a magician that has lost his magic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are men such "bullshiters"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

We are looking for a cum slut to get filled. Anal or pussy. Cunt licking would be a preferred option too.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"What do you call a magician that has lost his magic "

IAN!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dose nobody just want used no chat nothing car meet I destroy you then we both leave happy"

I hate when people start of with a spelling mistake.

Also would anyone actually want that?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

don't fucking call me babe ya great big bellend! I'd rather be called a cunt that fucking babe arghhhhhh. Go stick a firework up yer balloon knot

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"What do you call a magician that has lost his magic "

Ian??

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"don't fucking call me babe ya great big bellend! I'd rather be called a cunt that fucking babe arghhhhhh. Go stick a firework up yer balloon knot

Peach has the best updates

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By *rambuie100Man over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

“ I need my man made pussy destroyed, treat me like the piece of meat i am. Use me and abuse me for your own pleasure.dump and go !! “

Not even a cuppa and fag after

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Would love a phone wank right now

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By *adbod74Man over a year ago

Dudley

A bank holiday to remember

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By *rambuie100Man over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

""Hmmm ... really fancy being told to eat waste from a woman's asshole with her oiled tits dangling over my face after her kicking me into my balls."

Bee bop ba bop a bop, i’m the Scatman !!

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"A bank holiday to remember "

Oh I recognise that status

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By *elleshellsCouple over a year ago

North Manchester

Looking to wank over your feet £30. Women only

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By *rambuie100Man over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"Would love a phone wank right now "

He wants to “ Nokia one out tonight “

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"don't fucking call me babe ya great big bellend! I'd rather be called a cunt that fucking babe arghhhhhh. Go stick a firework up yer balloon knot

Peach has the best updates

She does...I'm a fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Bored someone come and suck my cock door is open im naked on my bed'

What an offer.

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By *rambuie100Man over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

"'Bored someone come and suck my cock door is open im naked on my bed'

What an offer.

Must be a stampede to his door !!... such a tempting and eloquent offer, eh ladies ?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Whos free now to come over ? Got a big hard fat 9"s here going to waste

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By *adbod74Man over a year ago

Dudley

A bank holiday to remember

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Going cold now, time to make my way home along canal

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Would love a phone wank right now

He wants to “ Nokia one out tonight “

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“ I can really understand why some of the single women on here are single now! Hahahaha “

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Men can be such pests sometimes. Almost like butterflies with knuckledusters."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey “straight” guys, getting zero action. Take your dick out of your arse and lighten up. It’s only society telling you you’re a cunt. Be beautiful

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

"Double Room with off road parking for rent in Lincoln. Spacious, friendly home, bills incl. Live in landlady. Message for more details"

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Chat shit, get banged

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

"Back again to see if anything has changed on here recently"

In yer dreams darling!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll Treat you to a special evening and then make you breakfast.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Somedays I think this website does me no good, and I leave more aroused than when I started

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next few days Working at Longleat! Anyone else work here?

Fuck yeah, I'm up for a shag in the monkey enclosure!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some uploads make you feel sick.... Iv just watched one.... Poor guy had to lick that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tongue really needs to be put to work any of you ladies fancy popping in abusing my face and then leave me soaking ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Literally offering what most want on here..

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"tongue really needs to be put to work any of you ladies fancy popping in abusing my face and then leave me soaking ??

Blimey - that makes me want to apply to be a lesbian.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Finally...im back!!!!'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'Finally...im back!!!!'"

'The men on this site are getting worse.'

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