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over a year ago
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Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.
What perks does your job have? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get to listen to people, who have been lucky enough to drop £5k pp on a holiday more than once a year, moan like fuck about the fact that, when they woke in their 5 star tent in the middle of the Serengeti, they didn't have real Kelloggs Corn Flakes for brekkie.....
Oh that I should have such problems.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A free car, free fuel, flexible (ish) working hours and the opportunity to make use of hotels booked for business trips for all kinds of debauchery!
And once a year I get a Xmas card from my boss's PA with a kiss on it - and she's quite fit!
Might ask her not to put it on the card this year!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Company car...blackberry...and a bonus for being far from home ..hahahaha sound crazy but yeah some jobs still pay like that
I get that too. "
And a strip on top of that?????
Is there any vacancy ????? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Free tea and cake several times a day. And plenty of driving round residential areas during summer which allows me to perv a lot  o and a free nurses unifor i can dress up with stockings lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Company car...blackberry...and a bonus for being far from home ..hahahaha sound crazy but yeah some jobs still pay like that
I get that too.
And a strip on top of that?????
Is there any vacancy ????? lol"
Exclusive club buddy sorry. We call it networking and gift of the gab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Free tea and cake several times a day. And plenty of driving round residential areas during summer which allows me to perv a lot o and a free nurses unifor i can dress up with stockings lol xxx"
I'm in cardiff a fair bit, you can dress up for me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once flew business class to USA on a business trip, and had been taken out to eat in some really nice restaurants while out and about in Europe.
Happy Days! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On a good day lots of cuddles and the satisfaction of seeing someone achieve, on a bad day - temper tantrums and a load of mouth - hopefully nothing worse  |
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i wish.
i deliver fresh meat, so if they werent so fucking tight i could pack my freezer for nothing.
but i get fookall.
except for being able to work long hours
ah well, best to have a job with no perks than none at all. |
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Minimum wage, a boss that has informed me he is putting my job in the job centre, because he 'wants to see what is out there', but I am welcome to re-apply for it, a ban from all Premier Inns in the region....... oh perks, a 50% discount on food while I am working!!
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33.45 hr week, but I work 45 + with TOIL which means on top of my six weeks holiday I get another six weeks off: 12 in total, not including 13 privilege days.
Flexible working hours, if I travel for business my time starts from I close my front door and ends when I open it again.
Free vend coffee, tea cappuccino, fruit juice and soup, in addition to free coffee shop quality expresso, cappuccino, tea from 8.30 - 3.30.
Free catered Christmas lunch and all the booze you can eat and party.
Department head takes us for Christmas lunch.
Used to have holiday playscheme £5 per child, which included all food and drink, travel, day trips out.
Can't complain about my lot really.
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"On a good day lots of cuddles and the satisfaction of seeing someone achieve, on a bad day - temper tantrums and a load of mouth - hopefully nothing worse "
You work with HoneyPot....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On a good day lots of cuddles and the satisfaction of seeing someone achieve, on a bad day - temper tantrums and a load of mouth - hopefully nothing worse
You work with HoneyPot....? "
they might be honeypot on a good day on a bad one I would hate to name em lol |
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"33.45 hr week, but I work 45 + with TOIL which means on top of my six weeks holiday I get another six weeks off: 12 in total, not including 13 privilege days.
Flexible working hours, if I travel for business my time starts from I close my front door and ends when I open it again.
Free vend coffee, tea cappuccino, fruit juice and soup, in addition to free coffee shop quality expresso, cappuccino, tea from 8.30 - 3.30.
Free catered Christmas lunch and all the booze you can eat and party.
Department head takes us for Christmas lunch.
Used to have holiday playscheme £5 per child, which included all food and drink, travel, day trips out.
Can't complain about my lot really.
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any jobs going?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A fair few different perks, company car, free use of the company holiday home, great bonus scheme are just a few. I work for a fantastic company and have simply THE best boss anyone could possibly ask for. |
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"33.45 hr week, but I work 45 + with TOIL which means on top of my six weeks holiday I get another six weeks off: 12 in total, not including 13 privilege days.
Flexible working hours, if I travel for business my time starts from I close my front door and ends when I open it again.
Free vend coffee, tea cappuccino, fruit juice and soup, in addition to free coffee shop quality expresso, cappuccino, tea from 8.30 - 3.30.
Free catered Christmas lunch and all the booze you can eat and party.
Department head takes us for Christmas lunch.
Used to have holiday playscheme £5 per child, which included all food and drink, travel, day trips out.
Can't complain about my lot really.
any jobs going??"
Funny...everyone always asks that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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As a truck driver I get to see some lovely views of ladies in cars passing me ...
Oh and non stop listening to my favourite music....
...oh and being cut up by Audi drivers ..always a priviledge.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.
What perks does your job have? "
all expenses paid trips to
germany
new york
paris
austria
and countless free lunches and dinners.
also when i was younger i got to shag the bosses wife for about 8 years, but that was covered on a different thread.  he didnt know mind and it wasnt actually written in my contract |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I work about 60-70 hours a week, but there are perks!
Like travelling regularly around the all areas of the UK and getting to meet with lots of delightful ladies...
Plus I do get to have lots of different cars and some free fuel too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.
What perks does your job have? "
what perks. well for 1 I don't have to listen to ppl like you Brag about what they can claim on expenses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i can claim expenses when im not working at the office location but i rarely bother.
if i have to stay in a hotel its booked through the system and all done for us x
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm lucky. I get to stay in lots of nice hotels all over the country for free, get to meet loads of really nice people, get free food when ever I get to a motorway service station plus vouchers to spend in the shop, free entry to places like Alton towers, theme parks, all sorts of visitor attractions that usually cost a fortune to get into and of I'm lucky lots of tips at the end of the day or week. Anybody wondering what I do my usernam says it all! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.
What perks does your job have?
what perks. well for 1 I don't have to listen to ppl like you Brag about what they can claim on expenses"
Oh touchy. Did someone get out of the wrong side of the bed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"company car
Handcuffs would be a perk surely
depends who's wearing them
id like to try them out officer
would yo come quietly?
hell no!! "
looks like i'll have to get my truncheon out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to drive trucks on the Continent and in Summer it was always a perk to be parked on the French side of the Mt Blanc tunnel under the glacier taking a break, cup of tea in hand and looking out over the Chamonix valley. And I got paid!
Meeting so many different people in my job then and now is great and I see it as a perk.
Seems to me you don't need Jags, Business Air Fares and expenses to enjoy worthwhile 'perks'. They are all around you if you care to get your head out of the latest Expenses Claim Form ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just had a business meeting, and went for drinks after all on expenses. Landed in a strip bar where its £1 in pot per customer all claimed on expenses.
What perks does your job have?
what perks. well for 1 I don't have to listen to ppl like you Brag about what they can claim on expenses
Oh touchy. Did someone get out of the wrong side of the bed? "
got of bed ok this this morning with lady of my dreams, well i think so, i could go on all day about my job and it perks, but unlike MP's and others like you i keep those things private
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