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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm a total newbie to this world but blimey theres a lot a sassy ladys on here .
Seems there must be a inner circle mind as I cant seem to achieve any kind or interaction on here apart from the odd bloke ! Anyhow enjoying profile pictures ! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm a total newbie to this world but blimey theres a lot a sassy ladys on here .
Seems there must be a inner circle mind as I cant seem to achieve any kind or interaction on here apart from the odd bloke ! Anyhow enjoying profile pictures !"
There's many lovely people on the forum, just get stuck in on threads and you will find them |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"yes there is an inner circle, you need to know the secret hand shake  "
Hand shake  i thought they just come up and squeeze our bums if they fancy us  ... At least that's what's been happening to me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So are you 19 or in your 40s, OP? One way would make me less likely to even look at your profile... Thd fact you have 2 ages on there is seen as something dodgy to a fair few too |
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"So are you 19 or in your 40s, OP? One way would make me less likely to even look at your profile... Thd fact you have 2 ages on there is seen as something dodgy to a fair few too"
We thought the same thing. |
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I wish I was 19 again.... sigh
Oh to have a slim body, full of vim and vigour, the cheekiness to ask for what you want and smirk it off when you get a oh so mischievous, but ultimately disappoint "there's no fucking way lad".
Live it up lad, enjoy your youth |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So are you 19 or in your 40s, OP? One way would make me less likely to even look at your profile... Thd fact you have 2 ages on there is seen as something dodgy to a fair few too"
Ah yes very observant , well I shall try and explain
So a tad shy so no good at the chat up department when I was a young innocent lad I always wanted a mature lady who could show me the way to please a lass give us some sort of sex lessons ! Anyhow that never happened and the fantasy kind of stuck ! But I got older yes I'm actually 40 so I figured options of finding a older lady whom likes the idea of a young chap are quite limited what's more the ability to message back ! So I fiddled with my age but have put the real one on my profile !! Complicated I know ,turns out I'd be better off with the right age !! Anyhow apologies if its wrong but I a m a lot younger acting and looking (aparently) than my actual age !
Thanks tho xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish I was 19 again.... sigh
Oh to have a slim body, full of vim and vigour, the cheekiness to ask for what you want and smirk it off when you get a oh so mischievous, but ultimately disappoint "there's no fucking way lad".
Live it up lad, enjoy your youth"
Thanks wish I really was 19 kind of told a porky pie there ! Explained on here somewhere ha bugger new that would bite me in tha !! |
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"I wish I was 19 again.... sigh
Oh to have a slim body, full of vim and vigour, the cheekiness to ask for what you want and smirk it off when you get a oh so mischievous, but ultimately disappoint "there's no fucking way lad".
Live it up lad, enjoy your youth
Thanks wish I really was 19 kind of told a porky pie there ! Explained on here somewhere ha bugger new that would bite me in tha !!"
You can amend your age once. It would be best if you did |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yes there is an inner circle, you need to know the secret hand shake "
Hmm hint is it like a squeeze thing or a thumb squeeze ,better find out before I end up in the massons by mistake!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Two men interacting with each other? Disgrace "
I know well I'm not upset by this and have responded nicely ,although not entirely what I'm looking for but still mildly flattering seems like the chaps like us more than the ladys ! Interesting
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I was 19 again.... sigh
Oh to have a slim body, full of vim and vigour, the cheekiness to ask for what you want and smirk it off when you get a oh so mischievous, but ultimately disappoint "there's no fucking way lad".
Live it up lad, enjoy your youth
Thanks wish I really was 19 kind of told a porky pie there ! Explained on here somewhere ha bugger new that would bite me in tha !!"
I really dont know what you expected if wanted to meet a man or woman of any age and you turn up and look nowhere near 19..
unless you are like me,a timeless classic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Great to see you posting OP but straight away the age difference on your profile would put me off.
Happy swinging x"
Thank you lessons learned allready problem is I will no doubt lock myself out of profile fiddling ha ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A 40 year old pretending to be 19 is just bizzare"
Nowt weird and I did have my real age on profile kind of explained reasons above apologies if it upsets ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A 40 year old pretending to be 19 is just bizzare
Nowt weird and I did have my real age on profile kind of explained reasons above apologies if it upsets !"
You do know you can change your age in your settings  |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"So are you 19 or in your 40s, OP? One way would make me less likely to even look at your profile... Thd fact you have 2 ages on there is seen as something dodgy to a fair few too
Ah yes very observant , well I shall try and explain
So a tad shy so no good at the chat up department when I was a young innocent lad I always wanted a mature lady who could show me the way to please a lass give us some sort of sex lessons ! Anyhow that never happened and the fantasy kind of stuck ! But I got older yes I'm actually 40 so I figured options of finding a older lady whom likes the idea of a young chap are quite limited what's more the ability to message back ! So I fiddled with my age but have put the real one on my profile !! Complicated I know ,turns out I'd be better off with the right age !! Anyhow apologies if its wrong but I a m a lot younger acting and looking (aparently) than my actual age !
Thanks tho xx"
40yr old Virgin 
man acting like a boy
Sorry but this place might not be for you. Otherwise don't be disappointed if you're not "succeeding" in 7 days. Better off spending your money elsewhere. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So are you 19 or in your 40s, OP? One way would make me less likely to even look at your profile... Thd fact you have 2 ages on there is seen as something dodgy to a fair few too
Ah yes very observant , well I shall try and explain
So a tad shy so no good at the chat up department when I was a young innocent lad I always wanted a mature lady who could show me the way to please a lass give us some sort of sex lessons ! Anyhow that never happened and the fantasy kind of stuck ! But I got older yes I'm actually 40 so I figured options of finding a older lady whom likes the idea of a young chap are quite limited what's more the ability to message back ! So I fiddled with my age but have put the real one on my profile !! Complicated I know ,turns out I'd be better off with the right age !! Anyhow apologies if its wrong but I a m a lot younger acting and looking (aparently) than my actual age !
Thanks tho xx
40yr old Virgin
man acting like a boy
Sorry but this place might not be for you. Otherwise don't be disappointed if you're not "succeeding" in 7 days. Better off spending your money elsewhere."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This  "
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first "
Is that right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right "
Of course. Didn't you get the memo? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So are you 19 or in your 40s, OP? One way would make me less likely to even look at your profile... Thd fact you have 2 ages on there is seen as something dodgy to a fair few too
Ah yes very observant , well I shall try and explain
So a tad shy so no good at the chat up department when I was a young innocent lad I always wanted a mature lady who could show me the way to please a lass give us some sort of sex lessons ! Anyhow that never happened and the fantasy kind of stuck ! But I got older yes I'm actually 40 so I figured options of finding a older lady whom likes the idea of a young chap are quite limited what's more the ability to message back ! So I fiddled with my age but have put the real one on my profile !! Complicated I know ,turns out I'd be better off with the right age !! Anyhow apologies if its wrong but I a m a lot younger acting and looking (aparently) than my actual age !
Thanks tho xx
40yr old Virgin
man acting like a boy
Sorry but this place might not be for you. Otherwise don't be disappointed if you're not "succeeding" in 7 days. Better off spending your money elsewhere."
Why thanks for the in put not sure if I miss lead you somewhere I have actually had a wee bit of nookie in my time
But yes not the most experienced tbh ! Like I've said haven't tried to hide my age at all just that my age sneaked up on me before I found the likes of this site !
Should imagine finding ladys / couples wanting a younger chap at the age of 40 few n far between look at it as a fantasy roll play thing !
Looks like I did the wrong thing but there we go ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo? "
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it "
Can't. Filters.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters. "
Shit happens lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters.
Shit happens lol "
Always |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters.
Shit happens lol
Always "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters.
Shit happens lol
Always
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Well I'm already the wrong side of forty and not far from that age where I get majority filtered out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters.
Shit happens lol
Always
Well I'm already the wrong side of forty and not far from that age where I get majority filtered out "
Nothing wrong with a filter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Change your age bud. You might think you've explained it here and in your profile but all it looks like you're trying to do is get around people's age filters, which will do you no favours.
Being open and honest is the best policy here, guys are 10 to the dozen and if you're being deceptive about your age then what else are you hiding?
Trust me, it's a step in the right direction.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes there is an inner circle, you need to know the secret hand shake "
Do we have to wear special robes and meet with the Grand Master? Cos mine are in the wash. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters.
Shit happens lol
Always
Well I'm already the wrong side of forty and not far from that age where I get majority filtered out
Nothing wrong with a filter "
There's always exceptions though A filter just means I need to try a bit harder to get you to message me |
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"This is getting a little bit snippy. If you can't all play nicely, mummy will be called and your pants will pulled down in public for a bum smack. "
Pick me first for bum smack please? I been real bad!! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like candy in a sweetie shop.. Where to start first!
You'll have to take a number and wait your turn ...
Surely take a lick and pass it on? "
Wouldn't it end up covered in fluff and lint? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like candy in a sweetie shop.. Where to start first!
You'll have to take a number and wait your turn ...
Surely take a lick and pass it on?
Wouldn't it end up covered in fluff and lint?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Like candy in a sweetie shop.. Where to start first!
You'll have to take a number and wait your turn ...
Surely take a lick and pass it on?
Wouldn't it end up covered in fluff and lint?
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When you forget you've got a sweet in your pocket and it goes sticky ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yes there is an inner circle, you need to know the secret hand shake
Do we have to wear special robes and meet with the Grand Master? Cos mine are in the wash."
I wish these Forum post had a like button ! Maybe they do not found it tho ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes right I appreciate everyone's feedback and apologies about the age thingy
Right so I've been trying to amend this all morning ! Technology not my thing I know how to do it but cant remember my password ffs tried the link thingy but no verify code whatnot as yet to re set Ahhh
But yes I can see how it might look a 40 year old trying to get away with being 19 ! I'm after mature people whom may prefer a swinger student as such ! Wasent trying to trick anyone at all just figured I might be able to message more folk back with the age restrictions n whatnot ! Still trying to fix it Thanks everyone I've been unintentionally bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like candy in a sweetie shop.. Where to start first!
You'll have to take a number and wait your turn ...
Surely take a lick and pass it on?
Wouldn't it end up covered in fluff and lint?
When you forget you've got a sweet in your pocket and it goes sticky ..."
Why do you keep it in your pocket?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like candy in a sweetie shop.. Where to start first!
You'll have to take a number and wait your turn ...
Surely take a lick and pass it on?
Wouldn't it end up covered in fluff and lint?
When you forget you've got a sweet in your pocket and it goes sticky ...
Why do you keep it in your pocket?! "
I like to take my time. A lick here, a small suck there. Can make it last a few days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like candy in a sweetie shop.. Where to start first!
You'll have to take a number and wait your turn ...
Surely take a lick and pass it on?
Wouldn't it end up covered in fluff and lint?
When you forget you've got a sweet in your pocket and it goes sticky ...
Why do you keep it in your pocket?!
I like to take my time. A lick here, a small suck there. Can make it last a few days "
I like to suck mine energetically and then have a good crunch, with lots of gnashing of teeth and one final swallow.. Lick my lips and onto the next  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like candy in a sweetie shop.. Where to start first!
You'll have to take a number and wait your turn ...
Surely take a lick and pass it on?
Wouldn't it end up covered in fluff and lint?
When you forget you've got a sweet in your pocket and it goes sticky ...
Why do you keep it in your pocket?!
I like to take my time. A lick here, a small suck there. Can make it last a few days
I like to suck mine energetically and then have a good crunch, with lots of gnashing of teeth and one final swallow.. Lick my lips and onto the next "
That might be the sexiest thing I've read
If it's chewy then I'll get stuck in. Pop one in quickly, briefly savour the flavour, then swallow and repeat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters.
Shit happens lol
Always
Well I'm already the wrong side of forty and not far from that age where I get majority filtered out
Nothing wrong with a filter
There's always exceptions though A filter just means I need to try a bit harder to get you to message me "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters.
Shit happens lol
Always
Well I'm already the wrong side of forty and not far from that age where I get majority filtered out
Nothing wrong with a filter
There's always exceptions though A filter just means I need to try a bit harder to get you to message me
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Educated
Flirty
Humorous
I've still got that memo to send you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All them mature ladies are in an inner circle OP you’re right. It’s called a knitting club.
That was so last year, it’s now the crochet club "
Oh i thought it was the gin club! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters.
Shit happens lol
Always
Well I'm already the wrong side of forty and not far from that age where I get majority filtered out
Nothing wrong with a filter
There's always exceptions though A filter just means I need to try a bit harder to get you to message me
Educated
Flirty
Humorous
I've still got that memo to send you "
You will have to post it here for all to see |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All them mature ladies are in an inner circle OP you’re right. It’s called a knitting club.
That was so last year, it’s now the crochet club
Oh i thought it was the gin club! "
I’ve started to go off gin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Define "mature"..... I'm an old cow, .... And hormonal...... And menopausal....
Be careful of your answer because I have sharp knives and a lighter and a can of hairsprqy in easy each.... And a wooden spoon and rope! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have to interact with the blokes first before you get to the women. They act like gatekeepers.
This
The blokes get to take you for a test drive first
Is that right
Of course. Didn't you get the memo?
Damn must of looked past it.... best you resend it
Can't. Filters.
Shit happens lol
Always
Well I'm already the wrong side of forty and not far from that age where I get majority filtered out
Nothing wrong with a filter
There's always exceptions though A filter just means I need to try a bit harder to get you to message me
Educated
Flirty
Humorous
I've still got that memo to send you
You will have to post it here for all to see "
Done. New thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello right thanks all for the pointers managed to amend the age thing eventually also a wee name change (that's a whole different story)
Didnt get much of what I was expecting apart from apologies and explaining (maybe excuses) dont know but its sorted now ! Thanks all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what do you class as "mature"....choose your words very carefully
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oh shite another mind field well I guess a lady rather than a lass a woman whom is settled and confident in hers self and surroundings maybe older than 35 as well !
Have I messed that up n all ? |
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