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Newbies and lurkers....... Again....

By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

We discussed it and we are having fun, so here's a second chance for new newbies and lurkers....

The forum can be an intimidating place at times, and we all had to make the leap and make that first post!

So Incandescent (of the amazing arse) and I (with the allegedly stupendous rack) are offering what we hope will be an incentive to all you lurky lurkers and nervous new members......

We will send beautiful bum (her) and bountiful boobs (me) to the inbox of anyone who takes the leap and posts in this thread, if you've not posted before or have only been here a little while.

And who knows? You might find you get really lucky and another forumite or two might join us!

Ladies who don't want boobs or bum, please do post as well.... And we will hopefully have a man or two willing to help you out as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake exchanged for newbie status

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cake exchanged for newbie status

Is that really a thing that works?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake exchanged for newbie status

Is that really a thing that works?

Nope

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please...."

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake exchanged for newbie status

Is that really a thing that works?

I'm hoping so

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cake exchanged for newbie status

Is that really a thing that works?

Nope"

I didn't think so. No one seems to have realised cake is not my weakness.... Nor yours I believe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake exchanged for newbie status

Is that really a thing that works?

Nope"

Awwww

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

I’ve never posted before. What am I meant to do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake exchanged for newbie status

Is that really a thing that works?

Nope

I didn't think so. No one seems to have realised cake is not my weakness.... Nor yours I believe? "

I have coffee and chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

Steady on woman... think with your brain

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By *riendlyStarMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hello everyone. Newish but posted a few times

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

Hmmmmm...... But yet not new or lurky......

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

Steady on woman... think with your brain

Big brain or little brain?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

I’ve never posted before. What am I meant to do?

FAF?

Ring any bells?

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By *ickyxxx69Man over a year ago

Bedford

Shy newbie

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

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By *uciferLingerieMan over a year ago

Leeds

Happy to help the ladies!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

I’ve never posted before. What am I meant to do?

FAF?

Ring any bells? "

I don’t know what FAF means?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone. Newish but posted a few times "

You are pretty new....

Incoming....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Shy newbie "

Nice try.... You had yours

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

"Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

Hmmmmm...... But yet not new or lurky......

Can't blame a lad for trying

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

OMG! But you're a celebrity and everything!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy to help the ladies!

Always appreciated

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By *verTheEdg3Man over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Err... hello world plus dogs and bitches.... On reflection that sounds a bit harsh but anti-anthropomorphically (is that a word?) accurate...

In other words hi all!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

I’ve never posted before. What am I meant to do?

FAF?

Ring any bells?

I don’t know what FAF means?

I'd tell you, but I don't want to offend your delicate sensibilities....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

Hmmmmm...... But yet not new or lurky......

Can't blame a lad for trying

So very true!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*gives up and goes to bed *

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im more 'old' than 'new', so...... (Blows raspberry)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Err... hello world plus dogs and bitches.... On reflection that sounds a bit harsh but anti-anthropomorphically (is that a word?) accurate...

In other words hi all!"

Little bit harsh but as you're new you are forgiven this once. Plus many of them are similar to dirty dawgs, which is why we love them!

Welcome!

Incoming.....

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By *irtybrit27Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By *ickyxxx69Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Shy newbie

Nice try.... You had yours

How did you see through that? Was going to see if you sent a different pic. Spoil sport!

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

OMG! But you're a celebrity and everything! "

No, i just like cake so much so that i had some yesterday at swingfest chocolate and was amazing

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By *irtybrit27Man over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm loving this thread (again) and impressed with the stamina you two are displaying. I'm struggling to keep up with you on here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a simple reply would be nice

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"*gives up and goes to bed *"

Night night

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By *verTheEdg3Man over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Thanks for the acceptance, I'll try to keep my future animal based similies less terse/rude and more delicious... Ok that sounds wrong too...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Im more 'old' than 'new', so...... (Blows raspberry)

Back at you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Shy newbie

Nice try.... You had yours

How did you see through that? Was going to see if you sent a different pic. Spoil sport!"

I'm not that confused yet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*gives up and goes to bed *

Night night"

Night miss posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey new to site !! Hoping to find my feet soon though !!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Im more 'old' than 'new', so...... (Blows raspberry)

Back at you

(Also squeezes her bum)

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

"Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

Hmmmmm...... But yet not new or lurky......

Can't blame a lad for trying

So very true! "

Just to say,love your photos! The ones from 16th and 19th June are sexy af!!! There's mischief in that smile

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

OMG! But you're a celebrity and everything!

No, i just like cake so much so that i had some yesterday at swingfest chocolate and was amazing

Ah ha! I see through you. Cake obsession. Definitely neither lurker or newbie!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm loving this thread (again) and impressed with the stamina you two are displaying. I'm struggling to keep up with you on here!"

It's a tough job but someone's got to do it!

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By *ire_thornMan over a year ago

no comment

This should be good. And incandescent is a sweet heart. I cant speak of you OP but with this post it seems you are too!

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By *riendlyStarMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Hello everyone. Newish but posted a few times

You are pretty new....

Incoming.... "

Best inbox i have had on here thankyou

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just a simple reply would be nice "

Keep on keeping on. There's someone out there for everyone

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thanks for the acceptance, I'll try to keep my future animal based similies less terse/rude and more delicious... Ok that sounds wrong too..."

Maybe less animal?

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By *tarfish19891989Man over a year ago

aberdeen

All new to posting on the forums altho iv been signed up for a while. Hi all

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hey new to site !! Hoping to find my feet soon though !!"

Newbie! Welcome! Get stuck in and let yourself shine through on the forum and you'll be fine....

Incoming....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

I’ve never posted before. What am I meant to do?

This man told me he has an allergy to both bums and boobs. Do NOT inbox him

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Have we killed Incandescent?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Im more 'old' than 'new', so...... (Blows raspberry)

Back at you

(Also squeezes her bum)

Cheeky. Carry on...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone. Newish but posted a few times

You are pretty new....

Incoming.... "

Right on it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

Hmmmmm...... But yet not new or lurky......

Can't blame a lad for trying

So very true!

Just to say,love your photos! The ones from 16th and 19th June are sexy af!!! There's mischief in that smile

Aww thanks. Just so you know, I'm the sweet and innocent angel

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This should be good. And incandescent is a sweet heart. I cant speak of you OP but with this post it seems you are too!"

Hmmmmm..... Not sure you qualify as new or lurky though....

Judgement please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

Tart

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone. Newish but posted a few times

You are pretty new....

Incoming....

Best inbox i have had on here thankyou "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This should be good. And incandescent is a sweet heart. I cant speak of you OP but with this post it seems you are too!

Hmmmmm..... Not sure you qualify as new or lurky though....

Judgement please? "

Go on make his day

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By *riginalsbCouple over a year ago

Newport

Lurker.... really should be thinking about bed!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"All new to posting on the forums altho iv been signed up for a while. Hi all"

Hi! Welcome. Get stuck in now then, as you appear to be the quintessential lurker!

Incoming.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

I’ve never posted before. What am I meant to do?

This man told me he has an allergy to both bums and boobs. Do NOT inbox him

You may have saved a man's life here today.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a newbie I'm an in and outer person... Maybe the quiet ones are the worse

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This should be good. And incandescent is a sweet heart. I cant speak of you OP but with this post it seems you are too!

Hmmmmm..... Not sure you qualify as new or lurky though....

Judgement please?

Go on make his day

As you wish!

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By *riendlyStarMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Hello everyone. Newish but posted a few times

You are pretty new....

Incoming....

Right on it

Thankyou im loving this thread lol

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

"Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

Hmmmmm...... But yet not new or lurky......

Can't blame a lad for trying

So very true!

Just to say,love your photos! The ones from 16th and 19th June are sexy af!!! There's mischief in that smile

Aww thanks. Just so you know, I'm the sweet and innocent angel

I believe ya

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker.... really should be thinking about bed!"

Definitely lurky..... Get stuck in more! And I'm in bed sending boobs.... It's fun

Incoming.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I’m up to date?

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

Ps. Great thread.... keep up the good work!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

I’ve never posted before. What am I meant to do?

This man told me he has an allergy to both bums and boobs. Do NOT inbox him

You may have saved a man's life here today..... "

He'll thank me all the way to the end of the A580 and back again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

Hmmmmm...... But yet not new or lurky......

Can't blame a lad for trying

So very true!

Just to say,love your photos! The ones from 16th and 19th June are sexy af!!! There's mischief in that smile

Aww thanks. Just so you know, I'm the sweet and innocent angel

I believe ya

Don’t

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

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By *riginalsbCouple over a year ago

Newport

"Lurker.... really should be thinking about bed!

Definitely lurky..... Get stuck in more! And I'm in bed sending boobs.... It's fun

Incoming..... "

Ha ha sending boobs, love it.... this is the only response I've had to different threads lol

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

Tart

I am of course a tart but one that may well make you work harder to enjoy

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By *ickyxxx69Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

Are you looking for pics?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm not a newbie I'm an in and outer person... Maybe the quiet ones are the worse

Not sure you qualify.... But why not indeed! I'm definitely not a quiet one, does that make me sweet and innocent?

Incoming....

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By *uriousVoyeurMan over a year ago

Northside

"Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

Hmmmmm...... But yet not new or lurky......

Can't blame a lad for trying

So very true!

Just to say,love your photos! The ones from 16th and 19th June are sexy af!!! There's mischief in that smile

Aww thanks. Just so you know, I'm the sweet and innocent angel

I believe ya

Don’t

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone. Newish but posted a few times

You are pretty new....

Incoming....

Right on it

Thankyou im loving this thread lol"

It's pretty awesome...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

Hello gorgeous. Send a pic to a newbie.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I’m up to date?

So far.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have been on fab for a little while not so much in the threads, does that count

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

Tart

I am of course a tart but one that may well make you work harder to enjoy

Oh I love a challenge

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ps. Great thread.... keep up the good work!!!

Trying to... Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a year on this classed as newbie

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By *ire_thornMan over a year ago

no comment

"This should be good. And incandescent is a sweet heart. I cant speak of you OP but with this post it seems you are too!

Hmmmmm..... Not sure you qualify as new or lurky though....

Judgement please? "

Hopefully not lurky.. I post in the forums...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NotsoPosh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi. Shy newbie here. Can I see tits and ass please....

Ahh, a brand new shiny victim!

Never seen you before.....

I’ve never posted before. What am I meant to do?

This man told me he has an allergy to both bums and boobs. Do NOT inbox him

You may have saved a man's life here today.....

He'll thank me all the way to the end of the A580 and back again

He will....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

Send boobs to a newb!

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

Tart

I am of course a tart but one that may well make you work harder to enjoy

Oh I love a challenge

Well this may be one challenge that you may not win im afraid

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have posted and commented a good few times at this stage but bums and boobs are always welcome in my mailbox

Hmmmmm...... But yet not new or lurky......

Can't blame a lad for trying

So very true!

Just to say,love your photos! The ones from 16th and 19th June are sexy af!!! There's mischief in that smile

Aww thanks. Just so you know, I'm the sweet and innocent angel

I believe ya

Don’t

Oi! It's so true.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

Tart

I am of course a tart but one that may well make you work harder to enjoy

Oh I love a challenge

Well this may be one challenge that you may not win im afraid

You really think?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

Tart

I am of course a tart but one that may well make you work harder to enjoy

Oh I love a challenge

Well this may be one challenge that you may not win im afraid

You really think?

I may well be leaning towards knowing rather than thinking

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

Well helloooo

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By *tarfish19891989Man over a year ago

aberdeen

Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have been on fab for a little while not so much in the threads, does that count

You lurk.... Good enough for me!

Post more!

Incoming.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

Tart

I am of course a tart but one that may well make you work harder to enjoy

Oh I love a challenge

Well this may be one challenge that you may not win im afraid

You really think?

I may well be leaning towards knowing rather than thinking

So I won’t get to eat you then?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is a year on this classed as newbie

You're pretty lurky....

Incoming....

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

Send boobs to a newb! "

I’ll find a newb to send boobs to.

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

Well helloooo

Helloooo indeed

loving your pics

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

NotsoPosh"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got boobs

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Hello

my names Martyn i am very much a lurker

i posted in the end of the last thread so thought i would try again here as somebody mentioned cake

Tart

I am of course a tart but one that may well make you work harder to enjoy

Oh I love a challenge

Well this may be one challenge that you may not win im afraid

You really think?

I may well be leaning towards knowing rather than thinking

So I won’t get to eat you then?

Only when i allow you to

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha"

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself.... "

This is hard work.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself....

This is hard work.

It is. Think we've run out of newbies and lurkers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got boobs

Would you like one of the guys to send a pic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself....

This is hard work.

It is. Think we've run out of newbies and lurkers? "

Just the inedible tart now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got boobs

Would you like one of the guys to send a pic?

I think I get enough.... Pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loving the pics !!

Need to practice this forum stuff lol

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

Well helloooo

Helloooo indeed

loving your pics

Thank you. Are you new? Wink wink I was asked to sent a boob pic to a newbie

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself....

This is hard work.

It is. Think we've run out of newbies and lurkers?

Just the inedible tart now

He will love that description

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I got boobs

Would you like one of the guys to send a pic?

I think I get enough.... Pics

Sorry about the boobs....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Loving the pics !!

Need to practice this forum stuff lol"

You do! Get stuck in....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself....

This is hard work.

It is. Think we've run out of newbies and lurkers?

Just the inedible tart now

He will love that description

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will try !! I’d love to get stuck in ??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I will try !! I’d love to get stuck in ??"

Saucy...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have been on fab for a little while not so much in the threads, does that count

You lurk.... Good enough for me!

Post more!

Incoming..... "

Thank you, both look incredibly edible.

Post more...Will do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I try my best but not everyone likes sauce

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

Well helloooo

Helloooo indeed

loving your pics

Thank you. Are you new? Wink wink I was asked to sent a boob pic to a newbie

I am indeed a newbie,

i am much more of a bum man

and i know you have a lovely one

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By *ockbone1Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Lurker here, I heard there was cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can be shy or newbie - as long as I get some said promised pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At work bein nosy so lurker?

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself....

This is hard work.

It is. Think we've run out of newbies and lurkers?

Just the inedible tart now

He will love that description

To be fair i do love anything from incandescent, description or otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love curves ! Just do it for me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love curves ! Just do it for me

If you use the reply+quote button it makes it easier to see who you're talking to....

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

Well helloooo

Helloooo indeed

loving your pics

Thank you. Are you new? Wink wink I was asked to sent a boob pic to a newbie

I am indeed a newbie,

i am much more of a bum man

and i know you have a lovely one

On its way...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love curves ! Just do it for me

If you use the reply+quote button it makes it easier to see who you're talking to....

Gotcha thanks x

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

Well helloooo

Helloooo indeed

loving your pics

Thank you. Are you new? Wink wink I was asked to sent a boob pic to a newbie

I am indeed a newbie,

i am much more of a bum man

and i know you have a lovely one

On its way...

I just shouted yay out loud

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker here, I heard there was cake "

You are indeed lurky. No cake but will boobs and bum do?

Incoming....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

Well helloooo

Helloooo indeed

loving your pics

Thank you. Are you new? Wink wink I was asked to sent a boob pic to a newbie

I am indeed a newbie,

i am much more of a bum man

and i know you have a lovely one

On its way...

I just shouted yay out loud

He actually did....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can be shy or newbie - as long as I get some said promised pics

You're not lurky or new Mr!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lurker here, I heard there was cake

You are indeed lurky. No cake but will boobs and bum do?

Incoming.... "

I’m feeling left out ! I would love some peach

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"At work bein nosy so lurker?

Lurker and new to the forum! Welcome!

Incoming....

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

Well helloooo

Helloooo indeed

loving your pics

Thank you. Are you new? Wink wink I was asked to sent a boob pic to a newbie

I am indeed a newbie,

i am much more of a bum man

and i know you have a lovely one

On its way...

I just shouted yay out loud

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker here, I heard there was cake

You are indeed lurky. No cake but will boobs and bum do?

Incoming....

I’m feeling left out ! I would love some peach

I haven't sent bum! You got Inca's gorgeous bum!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I love curves ! Just do it for me

If you use the reply+quote button it makes it easier to see who you're talking to....

Gotcha thanks x"

Any time....

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Erm....... I’m not new

and I’m not sure if I’m a lurker. How does this work?

I say hello to you instead

Well helloooo

Helloooo indeed

loving your pics

Thank you. Are you new? Wink wink I was asked to sent a boob pic to a newbie

I am indeed a newbie,

i am much more of a bum man

and i know you have a lovely one

On its way...

I just shouted yay out loud

He actually did....

I did you are right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lurker here, I heard there was cake

You are indeed lurky. No cake but will boobs and bum do?

Incoming....

I’m feeling left out ! I would love some peach

I haven't sent bum! You got Inca's gorgeous bum! "
indeed it was one lovely peach

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Hello everyone! Newbie here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello everyone! Newbie here

Really? Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At work bein nosy so lurker?

Lurker and new to the forum! Welcome!

Incoming.... "

thank you can't wait to show Mrs in morning x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello everyone! Newbie here

Really? Are you sure?

I don’t believe this man is new to anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lurker here, I heard there was cake

You are indeed lurky. No cake but will boobs and bum do?

Incoming....

I’m feeling left out ! I would love some peach

I haven't sent bum! You got Inca's gorgeous bum! "

Send the man something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself....

This is hard work.

It is. Think we've run out of newbies and lurkers?

Just the inedible tart now

He will love that description

To be fair i do love anything from incandescent, description or otherwise

Better

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker here, I heard there was cake

You are indeed lurky. No cake but will boobs and bum do?

Incoming....

I’m feeling left out ! I would love some peach

I haven't sent bum! You got Inca's gorgeous bum!

Send the man something

He got boobs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you you two for lovely pics can't wait to show mrs in morning bit unnecessary at work now

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By *oreno0969Man over a year ago

Rugby

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself....

This is hard work.

It is. Think we've run out of newbies and lurkers?

Just the inedible tart now

He will love that description

To be fair i do love anything from incandescent, description or otherwise

Better

does that mean i get Bum

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi everyone"

Hi not newbie.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thank you you two for lovely pics can't wait to show mrs in morning bit unnecessary at work now

Oops....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heyyyyhey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi everyone

Hi not newbie.....

Hi not so posh xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lurker here, I heard there was cake

You are indeed lurky. No cake but will boobs and bum do?

Incoming....

I’m feeling left out ! I would love some peach

I haven't sent bum! You got Inca's gorgeous bum!

Send the man something

He got boobs!

Thanks for the sexy bum pic !

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Heyyyyhey "

Hello there newbie and welcome!

Incoming....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi everyone

Hi not newbie.....

Hi not so posh xx"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lurker here, I heard there was cake

You are indeed lurky. No cake but will boobs and bum do?

Incoming....

I’m feeling left out ! I would love some peach

I haven't sent bum! You got Inca's gorgeous bum!

Send the man something

He got boobs!

Thanks for the sexy bum pic !

Shhh..... Don't tell everyone! They'll all expect bum

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By *traightguy85Man over a year ago

leeds

Not new but hi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks im still quite unsure how it all work

but hay haha

Just jump in with both feet and be yourself....

This is hard work.

It is. Think we've run out of newbies and lurkers?

Just the inedible tart now

He will love that description

To be fair i do love anything from incandescent, description or otherwise

Better

does that mean i get Bum

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you you two for lovely pics can't wait to show mrs in morning bit unnecessary at work now

Oops....

Haha made work more fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lurker here, I heard there was cake

You are indeed lurky. No cake but will boobs and bum do?

Incoming....

I’m feeling left out ! I would love some peach

I haven't sent bum! You got Inca's gorgeous bum!

Send the man something

He got boobs!

Thanks for the sexy bum pic !

Shhh..... Don't tell everyone! They'll all expect bum

"
oh sorry sexy bum !!i will keep secret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi everyone"

Missed one Posh?

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

I think I am fairly new here!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hi everyone

Missed one Posh?"

How did I miss that one?

Best send then....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not new but hi"

Not new but pretty lurky....

Incoming....

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By *traightguy85Man over a year ago

leeds

Wow thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I am fairly new here!

You are indeed fairly new newbie....

Incoming...

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Hello everyone! Newbie here

Really? Are you sure?

I’m fairly sure? How does this work?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wow thanks "

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Hello everyone! Newbie here

Really? Are you sure?

I don’t believe this man is new to anything

What was the other thing then? Lurker, that’s it! I’m a lurker!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hellowwwww newbies,plz send me your best vag.....

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