I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that |
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"I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that "
It's very true. Prepare yourself for the stampede of swingers. |
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Here are the facts:
You have a pampas grass bush in your front garden.
You are asking this question on fabswingers to a load of swingers with pictures of their genitalia on display.
It seems to me that your friend is correct.
You are a swinger. |
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"Here are the facts:
You have a pampas grass bush in your front garden.
You are asking this question on fabswingers to a load of swingers with pictures of their genitalia on display.
It seems to me that your friend is correct.
You are a swinger."
That’s a very fair point lol |
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"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts. "
Your grandparents sound awful   |
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"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts.
Your grandparents sound awful "
Yeah brutal they were, but damn retrieving lost balls from that thing, was like some kind of sadistic medieval torture |
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"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts.
Your grandparents sound awful
Yeah brutal they were, but damn retrieving lost balls from that thing, was like some kind of sadistic medieval torture "
I remember your grandparents...
they had the Audi with the Rolling Stones keyring! |
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The lady who runs the local Sunday school has a magnificent pampas in her front garden. Pretty sure she would be digging it up if it resulted in a tonne of people knocking on the door wanting sexual encounters 
We don’t have space for pampas so I am experimenting with stipa tenuissima as a compact alternative, does anyone think it will catch on? |
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"The lady who runs the local Sunday school has a magnificent pampas in her front garden. Pretty sure she would be digging it up if it resulted in a tonne of people knocking on the door wanting sexual encounters
We don’t have space for pampas so I am experimenting with stipa tenuissima as a compact alternative, does anyone think it will catch on? "
Not sure about that.
Have you planted it in any kind of style and is your fanny shaved? |
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"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts.
Your grandparents sound awful
Yeah brutal they were, but damn retrieving lost balls from that thing, was like some kind of sadistic medieval torture
I remember your grandparents...
they had the Audi with the Rolling Stones keyring! "
Knew there was some dodgy shenanigans going on in the barns |
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"We don’t have space for pampas so I am experimenting with stipa tenuissima as a compact alternative, does anyone think it will catch on?
Not sure about that.
Have you planted it in any kind of style and is your fanny shaved?"
It’s currently in a large, plain terra-cotta pot but I am keeping my eyes peeled for an Ancient Greek inspired urn with depictions of all sorts of carnal activity, etsy isn’t coming up with the goods just yet though.
My fanny is indeed shaved but that’s not usually on display in the front garden |
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"OP you're too young to know about all those silly things they used to do in the 60's!
They are lovely plants, I've got one and no one has ever knocked at my door  "
That's only because you've got a lovely bell. |
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"OP you're too young to know about all those silly things they used to do in the 60's!
They are lovely plants, I've got one and no one has ever knocked at my door "
Haha thanks, got me a little worried when I heard about it |
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"I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that "
I’ve heard of it too and I’ve even heard That there is an FB page as well  |
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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago
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Think it used to be thought of in that way, along with a turned upside down pineapple in a shopping trolley, or a chain on the Left ankle.
Some will argue that everyone on here swings, but we all know not everyone does.. |
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"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts. "
Very true thats why I got rid of mine the edges of the leaves are like razors.
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"I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that
It's very true. Prepare yourself for the stampede of swingers."
My mum told me about this when I was quite young back in the 70’s
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By *elle xWoman
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"I’ve recently bought my first house and it has a pampas grass in the front garden, a friend of mine keeps calling it a “swingers bush” after googling it apparently if you have it in your front garden it’s a sign that you are a swinger? Just curious about how true this is as I have never heard of that "
Yup and if your granny’s sofa is covered in plastic she’s a squirter   |
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"Makes you wonder where all these myths start up. My grandparents had some in their garden, all I remember is that it gave vicious paper like cuts.
Your grandparents sound awful
Yeah brutal they were, but damn retrieving lost balls from that thing, was like some kind of sadistic medieval torture "
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