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Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge. |
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"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge."
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"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge."
You been watching Fast Show re-runs?  |
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"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
You been watching Fast Show re-runs? "
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"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
You been watching Fast Show re-runs?
On gold at the moment. 25 years old!!! Long time no see, hope you are well."
Yes I'm good, hopefully you are too.I bet you were disappointed Let's Rock was cancelled! |
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"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
You been watching Fast Show re-runs?
On gold at the moment. 25 years old!!! Long time no see, hope you are well.
Yes I'm good, hopefully you are too.I bet you were disappointed Let's Rock was cancelled! "
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Checking the details of a second-hand car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, verify her year of origin. She may look like she rolled off the production line in 1990 but who's to say the fellow before you didn't give her a good spraying? |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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I admire mine, and enjoy lathering her up, getting her wet, caressing every curve until she has that sexy glow... Then get inside, press the right right buttons and make her roarrrr... |
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Of course, As you know, I'm a very keen fisherman myself. You know, I've often thought that going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any dirt or gunge that may have built up whilst not in use. Then, extend your rod to its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag. |
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Mines a decent size, and in good working order, but I always end up doing it myself. My neighbour was admiring it today, but sadly she just laughed when I asked if she’d got time to give me a hand finishing it off. |
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"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge."
First. ..catch your car  |
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"Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge."
And don't forget to give the inside a hoovering.  |
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I remember it well . A new model , Smelling lovely, beautiful lines and such a glow on her, that made you want to wash and rub her Body all over , gently so as not to scratch but just enough pressure to feel her shape Beneath your wandering hands, And those bumpers ,bold and protruding needImg caressed and creamed to bring out the best in her You’d be in her for ages , touching her facia and playing with her Dials. Such a model you just love to show off to everyone .
Sadly now, she’s not as young as she once was, her bodywork somewhat aged and Worn with life In the fast lane.. It takes a little longer now for her to get ready and a lot of polish, shampoo, cream Is needed to Regain some of that lustre she once had.
But do you know, she might be older and a little faded And her bumpers a little saggy but her eyes still shine as brightly as they always did , and in those eyes you Are reminded of the Great times together . Of all the sunny days and storms you driven through and come out the other end. she a good old girl and I’m glad I’ve still got her .. Together forever . H |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"I remember it well . A new model , Smelling lovely, beautiful lines and such a glow on her, that made you want to wash and rub her Body all over , gently so as not to scratch but just enough pressure to feel her shape Beneath your wandering hands, And those bumpers ,bold and protruding needImg caressed and creamed to bring out the best in her You’d be in her for ages , touching her facia and playing with her Dials. Such a model you just love to show off to everyone .
Sadly now, she’s not as young as she once was, her bodywork somewhat aged and Worn with life In the fast lane.. It takes a little longer now for her to get ready and a lot of polish, shampoo, cream Is needed to Regain some of that lustre she once had.
But do you know, she might be older and a little faded And her bumpers a little saggy but her eyes still shine as brightly as they always did , and in those eyes you Are reminded of the Great times together . Of all the sunny days and storms you driven through and come out the other end. she a good old girl and I’m glad I’ve still got her .. Together forever . H "
That's a sweet story  ... But where's the bit about having a younger one for the weekends or special occasions? |
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so is jet washing waterspots the big mechanical car washer at the supermarkets vibrators and Mr shin with a bunch off Eastern Europeans a gangbang...
Not wanting to be racist other low-paid migrant available also available.
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