"I thought it was universally agreed that Chuck Norris is the toughest guy in the world."
Used to be, then Sly Stallone, but Batman took his title in a decider held in Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
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"I thought it was universally agreed that Chuck Norris is the toughest guy in the world."
Think Chuck has to move over now and make way for the new breed. Is it true that Cuck used to poke the fire with his cock?
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"I thought it was universally agreed that Chuck Norris is the toughest guy in the world. Think Chuck has to move over now and make way for the new breed. Is it true that Cuck used to poke the fire with his cock?"
sorry Chuck
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"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse....  "
Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse.... Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS"
Reacher is a pansy.....he wouldnt know a real man if he fell on him..... |
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"I personally think Reacher is a closet homosexual....who hates violence....but loves bottoms.
And his personal shame makes him kill people with abandon....what a bitch"
Nice to see you've read all 17 books. I like bottoms too especially yours |
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"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse.... Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFSReacher is a pansy.....he wouldnt know a real man if he fell on him....."
Ok over to you Lara Croft or is it Priscilla |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"I thought it was universally agreed that Chuck Norris is the toughest guy in the world.
Used to be, then Sly Stallone"
Seeing as they're both in the next Expendables film, that should be interesting.  |
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"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse.... Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS"
I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.
I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!
Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse!  |
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"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse.... Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS
I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.
I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!
Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse! "
Agree with everything but Jason Statham no way. Matthew Fox maybe. Only man that could get close to taking Reacher is Francis Begbie lol |
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"I personally think Reacher is a closet homosexual....who hates violence....but loves bottoms.
And his personal shame makes him kill people with abandon....what a bitch"
*Sharp intake of breath*  noooo!!! Reacher's not gay! What self respecting gay man only travels with a toothbrush and sleeps in roach motels?!! |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse.... Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS
I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.
I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!
Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse! "
i nearly choked when i read Tom Cruise was tipped to play him |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse.... Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS
I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.
I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!
Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse! i nearly choked when i read Tom Cruise was tipped to play him"
Yep, Tom Cruise as Reacher means he has to carry a pair of fecking stilts as well as his toothbrush....so much for travelling light |
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"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse.... Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS
I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.
I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!
Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse! "
He'd probably be more inclined to shag his arse Missy.....  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Think Reacher has killed more people (fictionally that is SJ before you jump on it)i think hes a big girls blouse.... Wise up Reacher is the man. Well he was until Tom Cruise signed up to play him on film FFS
I've read every Reacher book and nowhere in my deepest imagination would I have cast Tom Cruise; he's a foot too short to start with.
I'd have least seen if Jason Stratham was free!
Think Reacher would woop Bourne's arse!
He'd probably be more inclined to shag his arse Missy..... "
i agree but i dont think he would use lube |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Stone cold steve austin would kick all their asses...anyone tell me why?
Funny, when I was reading I envisaged Stone Cold...shame his acting is more wood than stone...still would though!  "
So would i...only cuz stone cold says so though |
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