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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As this evening's Lounge conversation seems preocupied with bottom burps, I thought I'd share a story.
I once had to have surgery on my "fundament" Before the anaesthetic was administered a nurse quickly told me that, in rare cases, the procedure has resulted in an inability to hold in farts, and would I still like the procedure.
I had a brief flash of a future life where I simply could not stop myself from farting at the worst possible time. A sort of "Arse Tourettes". But I needed the procedure and told them to proceed.
I can still hold in a fart on those rare occasions that I choose too, but it got me thinking, would you date someone with uncontrollable farting? If your partner suddenly found themselves unable to hold in a tuneful gust, would that make you think again?
Or is Love stronger than wind?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.
Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp "
This post is made all the funnier by your location.  |
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"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.
Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp
This post is made all the funnier by your location. "
Yep, even better is that I live nowhere near Tooting |
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"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.
Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp
This post is made all the funnier by your location. "
ARGH, don't make me laugh so much, pleeeeeaaaaase  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.
Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp
This post is made all the funnier by your location.
Yep, even better is that I live nowhere near Tooting "
Cockfosters?
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"would only get on my nerves if I was eating or if they stank....or sounded wet.
Other than that I chuckle at a bum burp
This post is made all the funnier by your location.
Yep, even better is that I live nowhere near Tooting
Cockfosters?
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Fuck that, a crowd of pissed up Aussie tallywhackers! Hells no  |
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