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By *ornyhappy OP Couple over a year ago

perth

Tomorrow I have to measure up a wall in spare bedroom. The question is do I use a sky remote,lynx can or empty toilet roll tube as the unit of measure?

.M.

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By *assion and MoreCouple over a year ago

Here and There, Monaghan

"Tomorrow I have to measure up a wall in spare bedroom. The question is do I use a sky remote,lynx can or empty toilet roll tube as the unit of measure?

.M."

Use all 3

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sky remote. Its the only acceptable form of measurement

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piss on it and wait for it to dry

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

"Sky remote. Its the only acceptable form of measurement "

Accuracy is AA rated

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Don't asks the women i know, i've been telling them that this is 6 inches

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Definitely a can of monster

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By *ai24Man over a year ago

Town

Absolutely ridiculous question.

They’ve moved onto shaving foam tins nowadays.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Will you be measuring in fab inches or real inches? X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Whatever you do, do NOT use a tape measure, ruler or any other device with measuring increments on it. The devil's work

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By *ornyhappy OP Couple over a year ago

perth

"Will you be measuring in fab inches or real inches? X"

Fab inches of course. I have actually decided to use my 14inch penis

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Use your cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Use your cock"

That’s just stupid.

If anything happened to it he wouldn’t be able to turn the telly on.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Use your cock"

Where do the batteries go

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A piece. Of fruit seems to be popular too.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Use your cock

Where do the batteries go

"

Up your bum

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Use your cock

Where do the batteries go

Up your bum"

Shocking.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Use fab inches and buy ten times too much paint

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Will you be measuring in fab inches or real inches? X

Fab inches of course. I have actually decided to use my 14inch penis

"

So the standard 'fab inch', is it still 1 normal inch = 3 fab inches? X

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