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Hope's Cocktail Bar is open

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

With all you beautiful people looking wonderful for the photo challenge I think it apt that tonight's bar is serving cocktails.

Elegant drinks for your elegant outfits xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you do Guinness Hope? X

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By *stellaWoman over a year ago

London

Mimosa please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something for the pain please miss hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A prosecco please Hope x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you do Guinness Hope? X"

Well I guess we can deviate as you are dressed so nicely

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm red red wining tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mimosa please!

Mimosa for the beautiful Estella xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Something for the pain please miss hope "

Oh dear. Why are you in pain?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you do Guinness Hope? X

Well I guess we can deviate as you are dressed so nicely

Thank you Hope! I like your eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A prosecco please Hope x"

Prosecco for the lovely Bluebell x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm red red wining tonight

Hearty red coming up

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Bliss

A sex on the beach please hope with added umbrella and fun curly straws

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you do Guinness Hope? X

Well I guess we can deviate as you are dressed so nicely

Thank you Hope! I like your eye

Thank you. Sometimes I have a pair on show

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm. Cappuccino Ale for me tonight please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something for the pain please miss hope

Oh dear. Why are you in pain? "

Laying concrete in the garden all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you do Guinness Hope? X

Well I guess we can deviate as you are dressed so nicely

Thank you Hope! I like your eye

Thank you. Sometimes I have a pair on show

I look forward to seeing the other x

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Might I have your strongest cocktail please Hope my love? Might help me stop falling over....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A sex on the beach please hope with added umbrella and fun curly straws

I am going to put in a little sparkler in for you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caribbean.....

....no wait, I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin, super strong, with ice cold lemonade please nohoper my lovely....

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

I think an Aperol Spritz would start the evening off well please. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hmmm. Cappuccino Ale for me tonight please

In a cocktail glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Something for the pain please miss hope

Oh dear. Why are you in pain?

Laying concrete in the garden all day "

Oh you have been a busy bee.

Have a scotch on the rocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might I have your strongest cocktail please Hope my love? Might help me stop falling over....

I am going to make you an Aunt Roberta

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something for the pain please miss hope

Oh dear. Why are you in pain?

Laying concrete in the garden all day

Oh you have been a busy bee.

Have a scotch on the rocks. "

Thanks hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caribbean.....

....no wait, I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin, super strong, with ice cold lemonade please nohoper my lovely....

Oh are you not showing me your stallion like prowess this evening?

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Good evening Hope

Can Jo have a Sex on the beach and can I get one with Rum and coconut in it?

I don’t know the names

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think an Aperol Spritz would start the evening off well please. X"

Coming up Mr Dreamy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Espresso Martini please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Hope

Can Jo have a Sex on the beach and can I get one with Rum and coconut in it?

I don’t know the names

D."

Sex on the Beach and a Pina Colada coming up for the beautiful Jo and D x

I have popped an extra cherry on the top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caribbean.....

....no wait, I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin, super strong, with ice cold lemonade please nohoper my lovely....

Oh are you not showing me your stallion like prowess this evening?

Might risk mixing drinks later....

Can I please have a vag pic too please if anyone has any going spare....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Espresso Martini please "

Espresso Martini with an extra bean for flavour x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I please have a good single malt with ice please....

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

"I think an Aperol Spritz would start the evening off well please. X

Coming up Mr Dreamy

Thanks. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caribbean.....

....no wait, I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin, super strong, with ice cold lemonade please nohoper my lovely....

Oh are you not showing me your stallion like prowess this evening?

Might risk mixing drinks later....

Can I please have a vag pic too please if anyone has any going spare....

No vag here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caribbean.....

....no wait, I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin, super strong, with ice cold lemonade please nohoper my lovely....

Oh are you not showing me your stallion like prowess this evening?

Might risk mixing drinks later....

Can I please have a vag pic too please if anyone has any going spare....

No vag here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May I please have a good single malt with ice please....

Have a Glenmorangie 1991

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caribbean.....

....no wait, I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin, super strong, with ice cold lemonade please nohoper my lovely....

Oh are you not showing me your stallion like prowess this evening?

Might risk mixing drinks later....

Can I please have a vag pic too please if anyone has any going spare....

No vag here

Well someone might send you one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a espresso martini to start with as i need to get some motivation to pack and the coffee kick might help

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a espresso martini to start with as i need to get some motivation to pack and the coffee kick might help "

Coming right up. Have two extra beans for a caffeine kick

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Can I be boring and get a fancy Lactofree or soya coffee of some sort, please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could you whip me up an old fashioned, Hope? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I be boring and get a fancy Lactofree or soya coffee of some sort, please?

You my beautiful friend can have whatever you fancy

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Caipirinha please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could you whip me up an old fashioned, Hope? X"

Of course

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Can I be boring and get a fancy Lactofree or soya coffee of some sort, please?

You my beautiful friend can have whatever you fancy

OK, latte please, with a little picture in the milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caipirinha please

Just need to slice some more limes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could you whip me up an old fashioned, Hope? X

Of course

You're too kind! Love a woman who knows her way around a cocktail shaker..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I be boring and get a fancy Lactofree or soya coffee of some sort, please?

You my beautiful friend can have whatever you fancy

OK, latte please, with a little picture in the milk

I will do you a heart with a smiley face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pornstar Martini please.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Can I be boring and get a fancy Lactofree or soya coffee of some sort, please?

You my beautiful friend can have whatever you fancy

OK, latte please, with a little picture in the milk

I will do you a heart with a smiley face

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Could you whip me up an old fashioned, Hope? X

Of course

You're too kind! Love a woman who knows her way around a cocktail shaker.. "

Just popping the cherry on now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pornstar Martini please. "

Coming up

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Caipirinha please

Just need to slice some more limes

Thanks lovely

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Barmans choice for me please hope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Espresso Martini please

Espresso Martini with an extra bean for flavour x "

Thank you... And extra thank you for your bean

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Espresso Martini please

Espresso Martini with an extra bean for flavour x

Thank you... And extra thank you for your bean

Was that your bean being flicked, or did a spider fall on me

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

I'd love a Pina colada please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could you whip me up an old fashioned, Hope? X

Of course

You're too kind! Love a woman who knows her way around a cocktail shaker..

Just popping the cherry on now

Oooft

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Barmans choice for me please hope"

On the rocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd love a Pina colada please x"

Coming up with a twirly straw

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Barmans choice for me please hope

On the rocks?"

Crushed please... No olives though... Little green bastards

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Barmans choice for me please hope

On the rocks?

Crushed please... No olives though... Little green bastards"

Food of the devil

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Pint of stowfords with a pickled egg inside a bag of your finest crisps please

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Might I have your strongest cocktail please Hope my love? Might help me stop falling over....

I am going to make you an Aunt Roberta

I got distracted and missed it.... So sorry. May I have another please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pina colada please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pint of stowfords with a pickled egg inside a bag of your finest crisps please"

I got a jar of pickled eggs just for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might I have your strongest cocktail please Hope my love? Might help me stop falling over....

I am going to make you an Aunt Roberta

I got distracted and missed it.... So sorry. May I have another please? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pina colada please

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whiskeymac for me please.... LARGE

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whiskeymac for me please.... LARGE

Have a supersized one

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Might I have your strongest cocktail please Hope my love? Might help me stop falling over....

I am going to make you an Aunt Roberta

I got distracted and missed it.... So sorry. May I have another please?

Of course

That's just the ticket, thank you.

Is this the kind of bar where we can tell the barkeep all our woes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another stiff drink please hope

My profile pic has me nervous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Hope, (great name!)

Hi everybody! I'm 6 bottles ahead of you twats.

**Dances with all the confidence of a fairly d*unk man and the ability of a cabbage.**

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whiskeymac for me please.... LARGE

Have a supersized one

Deal

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening lovely

I’ll just have tea please, white no sugar x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

beer is a cocktail right

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"beer is a cocktail right

Heathen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"beer is a cocktail right

Heathen

"
hence why odin and thor are my gods baby

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

Can I have a red wine and cola please. Same glass.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone had any vag yet hopey....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Might I have your strongest cocktail please Hope my love? Might help me stop falling over....

I am going to make you an Aunt Roberta

I got distracted and missed it.... So sorry. May I have another please?

Of course

That's just the ticket, thank you.

Is this the kind of bar where we can tell the barkeep all our woes? "

Well you know me and how well I keep a secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another stiff drink please hope

My profile pic has me nervous "

Scotch coming up

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Might I have your strongest cocktail please Hope my love? Might help me stop falling over....

I am going to make you an Aunt Roberta

I got distracted and missed it.... So sorry. May I have another please?

Of course

That's just the ticket, thank you.

Is this the kind of bar where we can tell the barkeep all our woes?

Well you know me and how well I keep a secret

You are the best!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Hope, (great name!)

Hi everybody! I'm 6 bottles ahead of you twats.

**Dances with all the confidence of a fairly d*unk man and the ability of a cabbage.**

I like a dancing cabbage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening lovely

I’ll just have tea please, white no sugar x "

Coming up in a dainty cup x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"beer is a cocktail right

I can serve it in a martini glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a red wine and cola please. Same glass. "

Interesting combo

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening lovely

I’ll just have tea please, white no sugar x

Coming up in a dainty cup x "

Awe thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone had any vag yet hopey....? "

I don't know I didnt ask them.

I run a classy establishment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone had any vag yet hopey....?

I don't know I didnt ask them.

I run a classy establishment

If you ever need a bouncer....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Hope, (great name!)

Hi everybody! I'm 6 bottles ahead of you twats.

**Dances with all the confidence of a fairly d*unk man and the ability of a cabbage.**

I like a dancing cabbage

**goes in for an awkward d*unk hug.**

**cries like a baby on receiving the slightest bit of positive attention.**

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"beer is a cocktail right

Heathen

May I get you anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone had any vag yet hopey....?

I don't know I didnt ask them.

I run a classy establishment

If you ever need a bouncer....

My boobs bounce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"beer is a cocktail right

I can serve it in a martini glass

"
ooo vodka and orange just but last time had that ended up having 10 (after 10 beers )and having sleep outide in gran canaria

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Hope, (great name!)

Hi everybody! I'm 6 bottles ahead of you twats.

**Dances with all the confidence of a fairly d*unk man and the ability of a cabbage.**

I like a dancing cabbage

**goes in for an awkward d*unk hug.**

**cries like a baby on receiving the slightest bit of positive attention.** "

Anyone who knows Hope knows I am all about the positivity

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Hope, (great name!)

Hi everybody! I'm 6 bottles ahead of you twats.

**Dances with all the confidence of a fairly d*unk man and the ability of a cabbage.**

I like a dancing cabbage

**goes in for an awkward d*unk hug.**

**cries like a baby on receiving the slightest bit of positive attention.**

Anyone who knows Hope knows I am all about the positivity

Please marry me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini? "

**Stares at breasticles in silence for an uncomfortably long time.**

Yeah those are acceptable.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

**Stares at breasticles in silence for an uncomfortably long time.**

Yeah those are acceptable.

thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

**Stares at breasticles in silence for an uncomfortably long time.**

Yeah those are acceptable.

thank you "

**Gives you a wink and scruffles your hair.**

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini? "

They are an elegant set of breasticles beautiful Babs. Martini coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey Hope, (great name!)

Hi everybody! I'm 6 bottles ahead of you twats.

**Dances with all the confidence of a fairly d*unk man and the ability of a cabbage.**

I like a dancing cabbage

**goes in for an awkward d*unk hug.**

**cries like a baby on receiving the slightest bit of positive attention.**

Anyone who knows Hope knows I am all about the positivity

Please marry me.

I wouldn't make you suffer so

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

They are an elegant set of breasticles beautiful Babs. Martini coming up

Thank you Hope, I’m very happy with them and the Martini

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey Hope, (great name!)

Hi everybody! I'm 6 bottles ahead of you twats.

**Dances with all the confidence of a fairly d*unk man and the ability of a cabbage.**

I like a dancing cabbage

**goes in for an awkward d*unk hug.**

**cries like a baby on receiving the slightest bit of positive attention.**

Anyone who knows Hope knows I am all about the positivity

Please marry me.

I wouldn't make you suffer so

Awww Self deprecating too, you sound lovely Hope!

I look forward to patronising your fine establishment for many a fun and flirty evening.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone had any vag yet hopey....?

I don't know I didnt ask them.

I run a classy establishment

If you ever need a bouncer....

My boobs bounce

Mine do too! It was scary during the dancing in the kitchen....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

They are an elegant set of breasticles beautiful Babs. Martini coming up

Thank you Hope, I’m very happy with them and the Martini

With a pair like yours you should be x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone had any vag yet hopey....?

I don't know I didnt ask them.

I run a classy establishment

If you ever need a bouncer....

My boobs bounce

Mine do too! It was scary during the dancing in the kitchen.... "

That is why I never run for public transport

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone had any vag yet hopey....?

I don't know I didnt ask them.

I run a classy establishment

If you ever need a bouncer....

My boobs bounce

Mine do too! It was scary during the dancing in the kitchen....

That is why I never run for public transport

It's just a bad plan....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dying for a Gin and orange hope please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dying for a Gin and orange hope please

Coming right up. Have you been busy in the salon today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone had any vag yet hopey....?

I don't know I didnt ask them.

I run a classy establishment

If you ever need a bouncer....

My boobs bounce

Mine do too! It was scary during the dancing in the kitchen....

That is why I never run for public transport

It's just a bad plan....

It was even worse when I couldn't wear a bra for over a month

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Anyone had any vag yet hopey....?

I don't know I didnt ask them.

I run a classy establishment

If you ever need a bouncer....

My boobs bounce

Mine do too! It was scary during the dancing in the kitchen....

That is why I never run for public transport

It's just a bad plan....

It was even worse when I couldn't wear a bra for over a month

Oh dear lord! The girls would never forgive me if I did that to them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dying for a Gin and orange hope please

Coming right up. Have you been busy in the salon today?"

Yeah another great day hun thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dying for a Gin and orange hope please

Coming right up. Have you been busy in the salon today?

Yeah another great day hun thank you

It must be great to do something to boost people's confidence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini? "

Babs boobs....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

Babs boobs....!

Babs is Brigadier Boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

Babs boobs....!

Babs is Brigadier Boobs

Oh my goodness that should have said Brigadier Babs

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

Babs boobs....!

My boobs say

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

Babs boobs....!

Babs is Brigadier Boobs

Oh my goodness that should have said Brigadier Babs

oh Hope that’s funny!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May i have a caramel latte please.

I know its boring but I'm a latte kinda mood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

Babs boobs....!

Babs is Brigadier Boobs

Oh my goodness that should have said Brigadier Babs

oh Hope that’s funny! "

I am here to entertain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May i have a caramel latte please.

I know its boring but I'm a latte kinda mood. "

You may have whatever you fancy.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

"Barmans choice for me please hope

On the rocks?

Crushed please... No olives though... Little green bastards"

if theres an olive going spare could i have it please, i love them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pornstar martini me auntie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Negroni please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something with water in it

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By *rworldwide2000Man over a year ago

wakefield

Aperol Spritz please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something with water in it "

One sparkling water coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Barmans choice for me please hope

On the rocks?

Crushed please... No olives though... Little green bastards

if theres an olive going spare could i have it please, i love them."

Here is a fresh bowl of olives for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pornstar martini me auntie

I'll do something to you nephew

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Negroni please

Negroni for my not daughter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

Babs boobs....!

Babs is Brigadier Boobs

Oh my goodness that should have said Brigadier Babs

oh Hope that’s funny!

I am here to entertain

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Something with water in it

One sparkling water coming up!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aperol Spritz please. "

Consider yourself spritzed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve got my breasticles on show I’m not sure how elegant that is

Hello Hope

please may I have a French Martini?

Babs boobs....!

Babs is Brigadier Boobs

Oh my goodness that should have said Brigadier Babs

oh Hope that’s funny!

I am here to entertain

You are still not getting vag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pornstar martini me auntie

I'll do something to you nephew

So wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pornstar martini me auntie

I'll do something to you nephew

So wrong

I know I thought that as soon as I hit post message

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With all you beautiful people looking wonderful for the photo challenge I think it apt that tonight's bar is serving cocktails.

Elegant drinks for your elegant outfits xx

Another 15 yr oldest Redbreast or 12 yr old Jameson Reserve please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"With all you beautiful people looking wonderful for the photo challenge I think it apt that tonight's bar is serving cocktails.

Elegant drinks for your elegant outfits xx

Another 15 yr oldest Redbreast or 12 yr old Jameson Reserve please.

Jameson coming up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please

Just need to slice some more limes

I have a couple of bottles of Cachaça on my shelf if needed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Caipirinha please

Good choice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening lovely

I’ll just have tea please, white no sugar x "

Earl or Lady Grey?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"beer is a cocktail right

Heathen

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening lovely

I’ll just have tea please, white no sugar x

Earl or Lady Grey?"

I am guessing it was neither as both shouldn't be served with milk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening lovely

I’ll just have tea please, white no sugar x

Earl or Lady Grey?

I am guessing it was neither as both shouldn't be served with milk

This is true, but I have known some to "cloud it" slightly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With all you beautiful people looking wonderful for the photo challenge I think it apt that tonight's bar is serving cocktails.

Elegant drinks for your elegant outfits xx

Another 15 yr oldest Redbreast or 12 yr old Jameson Reserve please.

Jameson coming up "

Thank you m'lady.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With all you beautiful people looking wonderful for the photo challenge I think it apt that tonight's bar is serving cocktails.

Elegant drinks for your elegant outfits xx

Another 15 yr oldest Redbreast or 12 yr old Jameson Reserve please.

Jameson coming up

Thank you m'lady."

Keep them coming every 20 mins if you please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"With all you beautiful people looking wonderful for the photo challenge I think it apt that tonight's bar is serving cocktails.

Elegant drinks for your elegant outfits xx

Another 15 yr oldest Redbreast or 12 yr old Jameson Reserve please.

Jameson coming up

Thank you m'lady.

Keep them coming every 20 mins if you please."

Timer set

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"With all you beautiful people looking wonderful for the photo challenge I think it apt that tonight's bar is serving cocktails.

Elegant drinks for your elegant outfits xx

Another 15 yr oldest Redbreast or 12 yr old Jameson Reserve please.

Jameson coming up

Thank you m'lady.

Keep them coming every 20 mins if you please.

Timer set

To a great host...*raises a glass*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"With all you beautiful people looking wonderful for the photo challenge I think it apt that tonight's bar is serving cocktails.

Elegant drinks for your elegant outfits xx

Another 15 yr oldest Redbreast or 12 yr old Jameson Reserve please.

Jameson coming up

Thank you m'lady.

Keep them coming every 20 mins if you please.

Timer set

To a great host...*raises a glass*"

Why thank you

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

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I'm not as elegant as you gorgeous lot this weekend but you know what I realised I've not had in forever and would LOVE is a French Martini!

If that is allowed please Hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not as elegant as you gorgeous lot this weekend but you know what I realised I've not had in forever and would LOVE is a French Martini!

If that is allowed please Hope

Of course and I am sure you are the picture of elegance

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

"Can I have a red wine and cola please. Same glass.

Interesting combo

"
.... easy to drink and like drinking pop but fizz adds to the effect. ie rather happy. Nymph drinks VTR. Vodka tequila redbull ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a red wine and cola please. Same glass.

Interesting combo

.... easy to drink and like drinking pop but fizz adds to the effect. ie rather happy. Nymph drinks VTR. Vodka tequila redbull ... "

I am rubbish as I don't drink

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

My usual please hope

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Ferrari Jack please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My usual please hope "

Egg in crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ferrari Jack please

Vroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I have a kiss with an ice cube please hope....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"May I have a kiss with an ice cube please hope....

Oh ffs my fingers are really screwing up on the emojis today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May I have a kiss with an ice cube please hope....

Kiss on the lips or a Russian kiss?.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gin and orange x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gin and orange x"

On the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gin and orange x

On the way

"
superstar thank you x

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Hit me up with a pharmaceutical stimulant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hit me up with a pharmaceutical stimulant

Ice and a slice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rum and coca cola please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rum and coca cola please "

Dark or white?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dark

please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dark

please "

On the way

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

"Dark

please

On the way "
. Wish you were. ... thirsty and rather etrrrr hungry here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could certainly use a drink! Good evening fine Fabbers

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