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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just read that this is the time of year for spiders to come in your house to mate!
Apparently some of them are hand sized 
7.30pm is the time the bastards come in apparently!
Just piss off - I think I would actually die if a hand sized spider was in my house
What would you do?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just read that this is the time of year for spiders to come in your house to mate!
Apparently some of them are hand sized
7.30pm is the time the bastards come in apparently!
Just piss off - I think I would actually die if a hand sized spider was in my house
What would you do?
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Catch and release.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scoop them up and pop them outside.
Love spiders! Wouldn't wanna risk one of my housemates stepping on them.
I'd have to do the same if I was at J's too, he's a bit scared of em but won't kill anything so I'd have to swoop in and save him 
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I just read that this is the time of year for spiders to come in your house to mate!
Apparently some of them are hand sized
7.30pm is the time the bastards come in apparently!
Just piss off - I think I would actually die if a hand sized spider was in my house
What would you do?
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I’m sorry but I zap them with my bat imagine swallowing one of them  thing makes a noise as it goes across the floor |
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I don't mind them and quite like them in the house. I think it gives the house a homely feel. Mr N isn't so keen on then inside but tolerated them when we had moth in the carpet because they caught them in their web.
Then last year I was friendly with a nice spider living by the kitchen door until our son in law pointed out it was a false widow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feed it flies and nurture it.
Train it to be a juggling circus spider and then be it’s manager.
No Sam you'd just end up as it's bitch "
Think of the shoes I could buy it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate them so much. I just stand there and scream like a total twat...
A tip on the radio yesterday, leave your used peppermint teabags around the house and they stay away.
There was one so big in the dining room yesterday id imagine it would run off with the fecking teabag.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m sorry but I zap them with my bat imagine swallowing one of them thing makes a noise as it goes across the floor "
Omg shut up!
I'm never sleeping again |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I just read that this is the time of year for spiders to come in your house to mate!
Apparently some of them are hand sized
7.30pm is the time the bastards come in apparently!
Just piss off - I think I would actually die if a hand sized spider was in my house
What would you do?
I’m sorry but I zap them with my bat imagine swallowing one of them thing makes a noise as it goes across the floor "
Get it some slippers then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just read that this is the time of year for spiders to come in your house to mate!
Apparently some of them are hand sized
7.30pm is the time the bastards come in apparently!
Just piss off - I think I would actually die if a hand sized spider was in my house
What would you do?
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Offer it tea or coffee  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just leave them be .
I have a housemate called Simon whisper been eating the nasty bugs for 6 months now.
House Spiders are your totally free exterminator, cherish them  "
No they can fuck off!
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"I just leave them be .
I have a housemate called Simon whisper been eating the nasty bugs for 6 months now.
House Spiders are your totally free exterminator, cherish them
No they can fuck off!
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Say what you mean now  |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"I just read that this is the time of year for spiders to come in your house to mate!
Apparently some of them are hand sized
7.30pm is the time the bastards come in apparently!
Just piss off - I think I would actually die if a hand sized spider was in my house
What would you do?
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As much as you hate to think about it, you've already eaten a few in your sleep... We all have... Apparently |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
I don't like spiders to at the best of times they freak me out had one of the huge ones in our bathroom the other night had to get my husband to evict it, it wasn't paying rent and needed its own room, but my husband being the reaction seeker he is pretended to throw the damn thing at me |
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Thing is, is purely their appearance.
There's not one spider in this land that will kill you. One or two can give you a little nip if threatened, but the rest are harmless.
And they eat all manner of creepy crawlies in your home.
Don't hurt them. |
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depends which ones they are.
The ones with the almost thread like legs and a pin-head body can stay. You know the ones that are big but there's fuck all to them. They tend to sit in the same corner of the ceiling for weeks on end and then one day it's swapped corners.
The hairy leg chunky cunts tho... whole different ball game. They're quick, they're savage and they hide in places to make you jump, like in your dirty knickers in the washing basket and when you pick them up, there he is like a fucking jack-in-the-box shouting "BOO"
They're the floor scurriers, the jumper outers. If they came with a little cat bell round their necks we could live in harmony, but they don't, so NO NO NO, they are not welcome.
I'm the only hairy-legged chunky cunt allowed in this house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't like spiders to at the best of times they freak me out had one of the huge ones in our bathroom the other night had to get my husband to evict it, it wasn't paying rent and needed its own room, but my husband being the reaction seeker he is pretended to throw the damn thing at me "
Id of twatted him after I'd stoped screaming and crying xx |
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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago
Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk |
"I don't like spiders to at the best of times they freak me out had one of the huge ones in our bathroom the other night had to get my husband to evict it, it wasn't paying rent and needed its own room, but my husband being the reaction seeker he is pretended to throw the damn thing at me
Id of twatted him after I'd stoped screaming and crying xx"
If I wasn't on the loo at the time I would totally have wet myself.
He wasn't happy that I wouldn't let him let him near me when we went to bed.
He's still claims that he was just showing me what he was going to catch it with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like spiders to at the best of times they freak me out had one of the huge ones in our bathroom the other night had to get my husband to evict it, it wasn't paying rent and needed its own room, but my husband being the reaction seeker he is pretended to throw the damn thing at me
Id of twatted him after I'd stoped screaming and crying xx
If I wasn't on the loo at the time I would totally have wet myself.
He wasn't happy that I wouldn't let him let him near me when we went to bed.
He's still claims that he was just showing me what he was going to catch it with "
Serves him right naughty man |
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"depends which ones they are.
The ones with the almost thread like legs and a pin-head body can stay. You know the ones that are big but there's fuck all to them. They tend to sit in the same corner of the ceiling for weeks on end and then one day it's swapped corners.
The hairy leg chunky cunts tho... whole different ball game. They're quick, they're savage and they hide in places to make you jump, like in your dirty knickers in the washing basket and when you pick them up, there he is like a fucking jack-in-the-box shouting "BOO"
They're the floor scurriers, the jumper outers. If they came with a little cat bell round their necks we could live in harmony, but they don't, so NO NO NO, they are not welcome.
I'm the only hairy-legged chunky cunt allowed in this house."
you have such a way with words |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I understand why people have a fear of them, and I did too as a youngun, however I learnt about all the good they can do. That said if I do see one no matter how big I will put them outside, pick em up and let them go. Cockroaches though........my gawd no way. |
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"I just read that this is the time of year for spiders to come in your house to mate!
Apparently some of them are hand sized
7.30pm is the time the bastards come in apparently!
Just piss off - I think I would actually die if a hand sized spider was in my house
What would you do?
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I would leave the house if my wife does not kill it and show me its dead |
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"depends which ones they are.
The ones with the almost thread like legs and a pin-head body can stay. You know the ones that are big but there's fuck all to them. They tend to sit in the same corner of the ceiling for weeks on end and then one day it's swapped corners.
The hairy leg chunky cunts tho... whole different ball game. They're quick, they're savage and they hide in places to make you jump, like in your dirty knickers in the washing basket and when you pick them up, there he is like a fucking jack-in-the-box shouting "BOO"
They're the floor scurriers, the jumper outers. If they came with a little cat bell round their necks we could live in harmony, but they don't, so NO NO NO, they are not welcome.
I'm the only hairy-legged chunky cunt allowed in this house."
PMSL! If there was one reason and one reason alone to read the forums.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I took one off my bedroom wall last night that was pretty big, he was right above my headboard. I placed him in a bottle, took that bottle outside and then spun it 3 times before I let him out. Hopefully he wont remember his way back! True story |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"depends which ones they are.
The ones with the almost thread like legs and a pin-head body can stay. You know the ones that are big but there's fuck all to them. They tend to sit in the same corner of the ceiling for weeks on end and then one day it's swapped corners.
The hairy leg chunky cunts tho... whole different ball game. They're quick, they're savage and they hide in places to make you jump, like in your dirty knickers in the washing basket and when you pick them up, there he is like a fucking jack-in-the-box shouting "BOO"
They're the floor scurriers, the jumper outers. If they came with a little cat bell round their necks we could live in harmony, but they don't, so NO NO NO, they are not welcome.
I'm the only hairy-legged chunky cunt allowed in this house."
exactly!
The chunky cunts aren't welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Urgh 
I had a massive one crawl across the carpet in the dark the other night. My skin was crawling for days and I kept imagining it crawling up the side of my bed.
I have to woman up around the kids, but actually my daughter is better at catching and releasing them than me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I took one off my bedroom wall last night that was pretty big, he was right above my headboard. I placed him in a bottle, took that bottle outside and then spun it 3 times before I let him out. Hopefully he wont remember his way back! True story "
Lmfao |
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By *amish SMan
over a year ago
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Don't worry about the big ones, it's the false widows that are not welcome. Seems to be a lot of them this year. Also seeing more green fangs as well, but they stay in their holes around the walls outside and not bother anyone. |
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"I don't like spiders to at the best of times they freak me out had one of the huge ones in our bathroom the other night had to get my husband to evict it, it wasn't paying rent and needed its own room, but my husband being the reaction seeker he is pretended to throw the damn thing at me "
That would be grounds for divorce |
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