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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

Working? Perving? Insomnia?

Why are you awake at silly o'clock in the morning?

I got up for a pee, and my brain was fizzing with ideas for work.

Simple ideas, but enough to make me want to put pen to paper about it. And I fancied a glass of milk.

What about you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm working a night shift

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Perving

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm working a night shift"

Hope it is..settled. Not Q, but settled.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Perving"

Pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Perving

Pervert."

Hey ho

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham

I'm too hot to sleep.

Mr is flat out asleep.

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By *piritualSFCMan  over a year ago

london

Just got home.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fell asleep on the sofa with my puppy then woke up with a butt in my face and now I can't be arsed to go to bed.....

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm too hot to sleep.

Mr is flat out asleep."

Night sweats??

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Just got home."

...from where? Do tell..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When you've been fucking a girl you dont really fancy and cant bolt so you give up and start perving on fabs!

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I fell asleep on the sofa with my puppy then woke up with a butt in my face and now I can't be arsed to go to bed....."

Lucky puppy

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"When you've been fucking a girl you dont really fancy and cant bolt so you give up and start perving on fabs! "

Why didn't you leave before fucking, if you didn't fancy her? Did you have a social first?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm too hot to sleep.

Mr is flat out asleep."

You are hot I've just been perving your pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just can't sleep, unfortunately thats the case most nights.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm working but only just over 3hrs to go...

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Just can't sleep, unfortunately thats the case most nights. "

Hugs chick xx

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By *irty builderMan  over a year ago

pontefract

Insomnia With a bit of perving thrown in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fell asleep on the sofa with my puppy then woke up with a butt in my face and now I can't be arsed to go to bed.....

Lucky puppy"

Tbf it's me who's lucky (apartment from the butt in face thing obv). She gave me BIG smiles earlier when she was in the bath. Long haired terrier, usually all fluffy, looks super cute all wet and skinny and tiny....

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By *ustKeepSwinging999Couple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Been awake since a massive storm hit, haven't been able to sleep since

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Been awake since a massive storm hit, haven't been able to sleep since "

Oh i hate thunder.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"I'm too hot to sleep.

Mr is flat out asleep.

Night sweats??"

No just a hot house. Mr keeps leaving the heating on.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"Been awake since a massive storm hit, haven't been able to sleep since "

Love a good thunder storm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A friend with benefits who I've only realised tonight just doesn't do it for me anymore. Couldn't just up and leave though, made sure she was satisfied and fell asleep, now just trying to sort myself out before the walk home!

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm working but only just over 3hrs to go... "

Pretty bike...

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By *artsomersetMan  over a year ago

Taunton

Woken up and can’t get back to sleep

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I fell asleep on the sofa with my puppy then woke up with a butt in my face and now I can't be arsed to go to bed.....

Lucky puppy

Tbf it's me who's lucky (apartment from the butt in face thing obv). She gave me BIG smiles earlier when she was in the bath. Long haired terrier, usually all fluffy, looks super cute all wet and skinny and tiny.... "

Bless her!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A friend with benefits who I've only realised tonight just doesn't do it for me anymore. Couldn't just up and leave though, made sure she was satisfied and fell asleep, now just trying to sort myself out before the walk home!"

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I'm too hot to sleep.

Mr is flat out asleep.

Night sweats??

No just a hot house. Mr keeps leaving the heating on."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Woken up far to early

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"A friend with benefits who I've only realised tonight just doesn't do it for me anymore. Couldn't just up and leave though, made sure she was satisfied and fell asleep, now just trying to sort myself out before the walk home! "

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Been awake since a massive storm hit, haven't been able to sleep since

Love a good thunder storm"

Me too

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"Woken up far to early "

Do you need to be awake?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A friend with benefits who I've only realised tonight just doesn't do it for me anymore. Couldn't just up and leave though, made sure she was satisfied and fell asleep, now just trying to sort myself out before the walk home!

"

I don't think I'd come on fab forums to help with my wanking at my fwb's house while she was sleeping satisfied. I'd probably turn to silent porn.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit situation ain't it. Even more so when I tell her tomo the benefits part is done. Hope she understands and we can still be friends but hey its gotta be done. Feel kinda bad but it's the right thing to do, you think??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha well not actually wanking to be fair, more just passing the time til I know I can leave without waking her up

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"Shit situation ain't it. Even more so when I tell her tomo the benefits part is done. Hope she understands and we can still be friends but hey its gotta be done. Feel kinda bad but it's the right thing to do, you think??"

Indeed yes.

She might even feel the same?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We'll find out tomo when I tell her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shit situation ain't it. Even more so when I tell her tomo the benefits part is done. Hope she understands and we can still be friends but hey its gotta be done. Feel kinda bad but it's the right thing to do, you think??"

Yes, but earlier might have been better. Nobody likes to be fucked just before they're dumped, innit....

Good luck!

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"Shit situation ain't it. Even more so when I tell her tomo the benefits part is done. Hope she understands and we can still be friends but hey its gotta be done. Feel kinda bad but it's the right thing to do, you think??"

Absolutely the right thing. If you're no longer happy then you have to say

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I didn't get home from work til after 11.

I had a really shit one. One of the women that's just come back has a good heart (I believe) but doesn't always consider the consequences of her actions.

First up one of her tables was looking for her coz they wanted to pay, I said they could pay off with me no problem and I sorted it. They had 3p change and I gave it to them.

She came over about 5 mins later and asked me for the tip they left. I told her they didn't leave one, that their change was 3p and they had it.

She didn't exactly accuse me of stealing, but said they specifically said they'd left a tip.

I emptied my apron so she could see exactly what was in there. Zero cash. I was really fucking hurt she could even doubt me and question me about it.

Then she said they'd said they'd left the money with the other lady.

Later on she started having a go at me for the drink she asked me to put on the bill for a table, saying I'd put it on the wrong table. I looked puzzled and told her I had no idea what she was talking about. She was adamant she had asked me to pop a drink on a bill.

Still bewildered I said again that not only had I not put any drinks on anyones bills other than for my own tables, but also that she hadn't asked me to.

She basically called me a liar and was mumbling whilst walking away. I was dumbfounded. I knew it hadn't happened.

I got really upset, like REALLY upset and started to question myself. I was so certain it hadn't happened that I'd have bet my house and everything I own on it.

I asked the manager to check the system to see if it was me and I just didn't remember. He told me not to worry, it's been stressful as fuck and we all make mistakes. Now, I'm the first cunt to put my hand up and own it if I've fucked up, and I didn't just think I knew I hadn't, I KNEW none of that convo even took place and I most certainly didn't put a drink on anyones bill.

So now I've got management trying to comfort me, telling me at my age it's easy to forget stuff. I get that, but when you know you know.

When I the breakdown years back I WAS forgetful, so now im thinking fuck, am I having a breakdown but I haven't realised? Am I heading back down the black hole? I start to panic big time. If I can't remember any of it, what else am I capable of. It could be dangerous, I could make a mega mistake. What if I got questioned by the police over something and I gave them the wrong info? What if I've got early onset altzheimers? The lot is spinning round my head.

An hour later she comes out the back with one of the young lads where I'm still in floods of tears thinking my brain is being a prick and I'm losing it to tell me "oh, it wasn't you I asked, it was him"

It's sooooo scary not just believing you know something, but knowing you know something and being told you're wrong, that you just forgot.

That's the kind of bullshit stunt my abusive ex would pull to try and make me think I was cray cray.

It's really bothered me and I can't switch off.

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

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"I didn't get home from work til after 11.

I had a really shit one. One of the women that's just come back has a good heart (I believe) but doesn't always consider the consequences of her actions.

First up one of her tables was looking for her coz they wanted to pay, I said they could pay off with me no problem and I sorted it. They had 3p change and I gave it to them.

She came over about 5 mins later and asked me for the tip they left. I told her they didn't leave one, that their change was 3p and they had it.

She didn't exactly accuse me of stealing, but said they specifically said they'd left a tip.

I emptied my apron so she could see exactly what was in there. Zero cash. I was really fucking hurt she could even doubt me and question me about it.

Then she said they'd said they'd left the money with the other lady.

Later on she started having a go at me for the drink she asked me to put on the bill for a table, saying I'd put it on the wrong table. I looked puzzled and told her I had no idea what she was talking about. She was adamant she had asked me to pop a drink on a bill.

Still bewildered I said again that not only had I not put any drinks on anyones bills other than for my own tables, but also that she hadn't asked me to.

She basically called me a liar and was mumbling whilst walking away. I was dumbfounded. I knew it hadn't happened.

I got really upset, like REALLY upset and started to question myself. I was so certain it hadn't happened that I'd have bet my house and everything I own on it.

I asked the manager to check the system to see if it was me and I just didn't remember. He told me not to worry, it's been stressful as fuck and we all make mistakes. Now, I'm the first cunt to put my hand up and own it if I've fucked up, and I didn't just think I knew I hadn't, I KNEW none of that convo even took place and I most certainly didn't put a drink on anyones bill.

So now I've got management trying to comfort me, telling me at my age it's easy to forget stuff. I get that, but when you know you know.

When I the breakdown years back I WAS forgetful, so now im thinking fuck, am I having a breakdown but I haven't realised? Am I heading back down the black hole? I start to panic big time. If I can't remember any of it, what else am I capable of. It could be dangerous, I could make a mega mistake. What if I got questioned by the police over something and I gave them the wrong info? What if I've got early onset altzheimers? The lot is spinning round my head.

An hour later she comes out the back with one of the young lads where I'm still in floods of tears thinking my brain is being a prick and I'm losing it to tell me "oh, it wasn't you I asked, it was him"

It's sooooo scary not just believing you know something, but knowing you know something and being told you're wrong, that you just forgot.

That's the kind of bullshit stunt my abusive ex would pull to try and make me think I was cray cray.

It's really bothered me and I can't switch off."

Aww chick...the biggest of hugs to you xxxx

Would you like a spoon?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I didn't get home from work til after 11.

I had a really shit one. One of the women that's just come back has a good heart (I believe) but doesn't always consider the consequences of her actions.

First up one of her tables was looking for her coz they wanted to pay, I said they could pay off with me no problem and I sorted it. They had 3p change and I gave it to them.

She came over about 5 mins later and asked me for the tip they left. I told her they didn't leave one, that their change was 3p and they had it.

She didn't exactly accuse me of stealing, but said they specifically said they'd left a tip.

I emptied my apron so she could see exactly what was in there. Zero cash. I was really fucking hurt she could even doubt me and question me about it.

Then she said they'd said they'd left the money with the other lady.

Later on she started having a go at me for the drink she asked me to put on the bill for a table, saying I'd put it on the wrong table. I looked puzzled and told her I had no idea what she was talking about. She was adamant she had asked me to pop a drink on a bill.

Still bewildered I said again that not only had I not put any drinks on anyones bills other than for my own tables, but also that she hadn't asked me to.

She basically called me a liar and was mumbling whilst walking away. I was dumbfounded. I knew it hadn't happened.

I got really upset, like REALLY upset and started to question myself. I was so certain it hadn't happened that I'd have bet my house and everything I own on it.

I asked the manager to check the system to see if it was me and I just didn't remember. He told me not to worry, it's been stressful as fuck and we all make mistakes. Now, I'm the first cunt to put my hand up and own it if I've fucked up, and I didn't just think I knew I hadn't, I KNEW none of that convo even took place and I most certainly didn't put a drink on anyones bill.

So now I've got management trying to comfort me, telling me at my age it's easy to forget stuff. I get that, but when you know you know.

When I the breakdown years back I WAS forgetful, so now im thinking fuck, am I having a breakdown but I haven't realised? Am I heading back down the black hole? I start to panic big time. If I can't remember any of it, what else am I capable of. It could be dangerous, I could make a mega mistake. What if I got questioned by the police over something and I gave them the wrong info? What if I've got early onset altzheimers? The lot is spinning round my head.

An hour later she comes out the back with one of the young lads where I'm still in floods of tears thinking my brain is being a prick and I'm losing it to tell me "oh, it wasn't you I asked, it was him"

It's sooooo scary not just believing you know something, but knowing you know something and being told you're wrong, that you just forgot.

That's the kind of bullshit stunt my abusive ex would pull to try and make me think I was cray cray.

It's really bothered me and I can't switch off.

Aww chick...the biggest of hugs to you xxxx

Would you like a spoon?"

I would, and a hot chocolate with marshmallows if there's one going spare

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By *isaB45 OP   Woman  over a year ago

Fabville


"I didn't get home from work til after 11.

I had a really shit one. One of the women that's just come back has a good heart (I believe) but doesn't always consider the consequences of her actions.

First up one of her tables was looking for her coz they wanted to pay, I said they could pay off with me no problem and I sorted it. They had 3p change and I gave it to them.

She came over about 5 mins later and asked me for the tip they left. I told her they didn't leave one, that their change was 3p and they had it.

She didn't exactly accuse me of stealing, but said they specifically said they'd left a tip.

I emptied my apron so she could see exactly what was in there. Zero cash. I was really fucking hurt she could even doubt me and question me about it.

Then she said they'd said they'd left the money with the other lady.

Later on she started having a go at me for the drink she asked me to put on the bill for a table, saying I'd put it on the wrong table. I looked puzzled and told her I had no idea what she was talking about. She was adamant she had asked me to pop a drink on a bill.

Still bewildered I said again that not only had I not put any drinks on anyones bills other than for my own tables, but also that she hadn't asked me to.

She basically called me a liar and was mumbling whilst walking away. I was dumbfounded. I knew it hadn't happened.

I got really upset, like REALLY upset and started to question myself. I was so certain it hadn't happened that I'd have bet my house and everything I own on it.

I asked the manager to check the system to see if it was me and I just didn't remember. He told me not to worry, it's been stressful as fuck and we all make mistakes. Now, I'm the first cunt to put my hand up and own it if I've fucked up, and I didn't just think I knew I hadn't, I KNEW none of that convo even took place and I most certainly didn't put a drink on anyones bill.

So now I've got management trying to comfort me, telling me at my age it's easy to forget stuff. I get that, but when you know you know.

When I the breakdown years back I WAS forgetful, so now im thinking fuck, am I having a breakdown but I haven't realised? Am I heading back down the black hole? I start to panic big time. If I can't remember any of it, what else am I capable of. It could be dangerous, I could make a mega mistake. What if I got questioned by the police over something and I gave them the wrong info? What if I've got early onset altzheimers? The lot is spinning round my head.

An hour later she comes out the back with one of the young lads where I'm still in floods of tears thinking my brain is being a prick and I'm losing it to tell me "oh, it wasn't you I asked, it was him"

It's sooooo scary not just believing you know something, but knowing you know something and being told you're wrong, that you just forgot.

That's the kind of bullshit stunt my abusive ex would pull to try and make me think I was cray cray.

It's really bothered me and I can't switch off.

Aww chick...the biggest of hugs to you xxxx

Would you like a spoon?

I would, and a hot chocolate with marshmallows if there's one going spare"

I'll make you one, with blue-top milk too x

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I didn't get home from work til after 11.

I had a really shit one. One of the women that's just come back has a good heart (I believe) but doesn't always consider the consequences of her actions.

First up one of her tables was looking for her coz they wanted to pay, I said they could pay off with me no problem and I sorted it. They had 3p change and I gave it to them.

She came over about 5 mins later and asked me for the tip they left. I told her they didn't leave one, that their change was 3p and they had it.

She didn't exactly accuse me of stealing, but said they specifically said they'd left a tip.

I emptied my apron so she could see exactly what was in there. Zero cash. I was really fucking hurt she could even doubt me and question me about it.

Then she said they'd said they'd left the money with the other lady.

Later on she started having a go at me for the drink she asked me to put on the bill for a table, saying I'd put it on the wrong table. I looked puzzled and told her I had no idea what she was talking about. She was adamant she had asked me to pop a drink on a bill.

Still bewildered I said again that not only had I not put any drinks on anyones bills other than for my own tables, but also that she hadn't asked me to.

She basically called me a liar and was mumbling whilst walking away. I was dumbfounded. I knew it hadn't happened.

I got really upset, like REALLY upset and started to question myself. I was so certain it hadn't happened that I'd have bet my house and everything I own on it.

I asked the manager to check the system to see if it was me and I just didn't remember. He told me not to worry, it's been stressful as fuck and we all make mistakes. Now, I'm the first cunt to put my hand up and own it if I've fucked up, and I didn't just think I knew I hadn't, I KNEW none of that convo even took place and I most certainly didn't put a drink on anyones bill.

So now I've got management trying to comfort me, telling me at my age it's easy to forget stuff. I get that, but when you know you know.

When I the breakdown years back I WAS forgetful, so now im thinking fuck, am I having a breakdown but I haven't realised? Am I heading back down the black hole? I start to panic big time. If I can't remember any of it, what else am I capable of. It could be dangerous, I could make a mega mistake. What if I got questioned by the police over something and I gave them the wrong info? What if I've got early onset altzheimers? The lot is spinning round my head.

An hour later she comes out the back with one of the young lads where I'm still in floods of tears thinking my brain is being a prick and I'm losing it to tell me "oh, it wasn't you I asked, it was him"

It's sooooo scary not just believing you know something, but knowing you know something and being told you're wrong, that you just forgot.

That's the kind of bullshit stunt my abusive ex would pull to try and make me think I was cray cray.

It's really bothered me and I can't switch off.

Aww chick...the biggest of hugs to you xxxx

Would you like a spoon?

I would, and a hot chocolate with marshmallows if there's one going spare

I'll make you one, with blue-top milk too x"

Thank you, it'll be just the jobby x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always wake in the early hours to get my Fab fix

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad"

Is this not the right time to ask for a date?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

"

What? Cocoa Pops are nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

Is this not the right time to ask for a date? "

That depends on whether you'd like your willy to remain attached to your person

Im taking no prisoners atm

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

What? Cocoa Pops are nice"

Yeah they are..... but I haven't got any

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

Is this not the right time to ask for a date?

That depends on whether you'd like your willy to remain attached to your person

Im taking no prisoners atm"

I'll take a photo of it first so I can remember what it looks like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

What? Cocoa Pops are nice

Yeah they are..... but I haven't got any "

One day, when my brain is better ( no hope for the heart) I'll take you for a slap up breakfast

We'll have Cocoa Pops

I'll even buy you bits of pig. Cos i like ya

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

What? Cocoa Pops are nice

Yeah they are..... but I haven't got any

One day, when my brain is better ( no hope for the heart) I'll take you for a slap up breakfast

We'll have Cocoa Pops

I'll even buy you bits of pig. Cos i like ya"

And I'll jam your toast for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

Is this not the right time to ask for a date?

That depends on whether you'd like your willy to remain attached to your person

Im taking no prisoners atm

I'll take a photo of it first so I can remember what it looks like "

I will add it to my trophy cabinet

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By *rmainman10Man  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

What? Cocoa Pops are nice

Yeah they are..... but I haven't got any

One day, when my brain is better ( no hope for the heart) I'll take you for a slap up breakfast

We'll have Cocoa Pops

I'll even buy you bits of pig. Cos i like ya"

.. bowl of crunchy nut please

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By *w79Man  over a year ago

Stalbridge

Working Saturday overtime.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

What? Cocoa Pops are nice

Yeah they are..... but I haven't got any

One day, when my brain is better ( no hope for the heart) I'll take you for a slap up breakfast

We'll have Cocoa Pops

I'll even buy you bits of pig. Cos i like ya

And I'll jam your toast for you "

Thats actually really cute

It made me all fuzzy

No butter and jam together though. Thats the devils work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

Is this not the right time to ask for a date?

That depends on whether you'd like your willy to remain attached to your person

Im taking no prisoners atm

I'll take a photo of it first so I can remember what it looks like

I will add it to my trophy cabinet"

Do you want me to send the photo of it to you so you can recognise me when we have the date?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

Is this not the right time to ask for a date?

That depends on whether you'd like your willy to remain attached to your person

Im taking no prisoners atm

I'll take a photo of it first so I can remember what it looks like

I will add it to my trophy cabinet

Do you want me to send the photo of it to you so you can recognise me when we have the date?"

Hit me

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

What? Cocoa Pops are nice

Yeah they are..... but I haven't got any

One day, when my brain is better ( no hope for the heart) I'll take you for a slap up breakfast

We'll have Cocoa Pops

I'll even buy you bits of pig. Cos i like ya

And I'll jam your toast for you

Thats actually really cute

It made me all fuzzy

No butter and jam together though. Thats the devils work

"

Fuzzy is good. No buttery jam... I got it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shit sleeper. Lonely. Head won't switch off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

Is this not the right time to ask for a date?

That depends on whether you'd like your willy to remain attached to your person

Im taking no prisoners atm

I'll take a photo of it first so I can remember what it looks like

I will add it to my trophy cabinet

Do you want me to send the photo of it to you so you can recognise me when we have the date?

Hit me"

I'd rather just send a photo

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I need to go before I decapitate the dude on another thread with words.

Night all x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I need to go before I decapitate the dude on another thread with words.

Night all x"

He'll learn

When he is still here in ten years time wondering why the ladies wont entertain him

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

Evening all. Or morning. I don't think it's afternoon, it's too dark. Though the weather some days, the afternoons are just like evenings. Or like mornings.

So that's what I'm doing tonight/evening/morning. Keeping myself awake trying to figure out why it's pitch dark in the afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sadly I'm full of lurgy and not slept. I'm also feeling very sorry for myself x

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad

What? Cocoa Pops are nice

Yeah they are..... but I haven't got any

One day, when my brain is better ( no hope for the heart) I'll take you for a slap up breakfast

We'll have Cocoa Pops

I'll even buy you bits of pig. Cos i like ya

And I'll jam your toast for you

Thats actually really cute

It made me all fuzzy

No butter and jam together though. Thats the devils work

"

It's really nasty when you open the butter tub and it's got bits of jam mixed in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because my head ( and my heart) are a bit broken and messy

I might just boil my own brain. Be done with it

Got some Cocoa Pops for breakfast though so its not all bad"

I know how that feels. I didn't have coco pops but have had a full tub of Hagen Dasz.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sadly I'm full of lurgy and not slept. I'm also feeling very sorry for myself x"

Hope your ok sending hugs ,as for me just can't sleep x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Working? Perving? Insomnia?

Why are you awake at silly o'clock in the morning?

I got up for a pee, and my brain was fizzing with ideas for work.

Simple ideas, but enough to make me want to put pen to paper about it. And I fancied a glass of milk.

What about you?"

Pretty much the same . I do it often get up for toilet then with my work my brain doesn't shut off and I keep working in my head so o come on here till I get tired and have maybe 1 hour before I wake up to actually fo to work

No milk though lol

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By *riskynriskyCouple  over a year ago

Essex.

On the train to work...

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

No idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

His snoring woke me up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im up getting ready for work

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yup, it's the same for me unfortunately. Insomnia is a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all. Or morning. I don't think it's afternoon, it's too dark. Though the weather some days, the afternoons are just like evenings. Or like mornings.

So that's what I'm doing tonight/evening/morning. Keeping myself awake trying to figure out why it's pitch dark in the afternoon. "

Its gonna be the coldest August bank holiday on record

Planet's busted

Like my head

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By *arry73555Man  over a year ago

doncaster

Well I done finish work till 0600 last hour to go

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By *elpmeMan  over a year ago

wrexham

Iam always awake at silly o’clock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Getting breakfast before I go and start my first Saturday back at work since before lockdown. Enjoy the small hours all

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By *ilk and all things niceTV/TS  over a year ago

secret bunker

Just got home

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By *quaman87Man  over a year ago

Colchester

because I'm silly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Having a nose

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In pain =( hopefully I'll get back to sleep soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Insomnia so now I'm perving

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cats decided that bed is their best playground, especially around 5:30am. Who'll bring me coffee to bed?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Insomnia ...always seem to wake around 3 /4 am... then end up on fab for way too long perving

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