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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago
The right place |
Imagine that you were messaging someone on this thread for the first time. What would you say.
Pick someone and post your best shot at a first message (even if you know them already)
Who’s in. |
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By *r.HMan
over a year ago
A gentleman never tells |
Dear Vine, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
Something along these lines  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello vine,I'm liked you from afar so thought it was time that I sent you a message,because as they say up North shy bairns get most,you look really good,I think that we could share a good laugh if nothing else  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know about first message, but I know what my last message to one lady was: I got her real name wrong three times. Can't think why she blocked me  "
Oh dear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know about first message, but I know what my last message to one lady was: I got her real name wrong three times. Can't think why she blocked me
Oh dear "
Oh I know.. Proper School boy error lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know about first message, but I know what my last message to one lady was: I got her real name wrong three times. Can't think why she blocked me
Oh dear
Oh I know.. Proper School boy error lol"
You live and learn lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Busty Belle, how do you like you white wine, dry or fruity x
What if I told you it was apple juice  I don’t like wine at all "
Damn! I’m always shit at first message, am I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
If i bring the wine
Would you like one too
We can picnic under the stars
And see the moon
I will look at you romantically
Then va va voom"
That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FAP
Or if shes a newbie, I have my copy and paste message!
Hey there....welcome to fab...I hope it treats ya well and you find what you're looking for. Get back in touch if ya fancy chatting with me sometime! X
Surprising how much this works.....then it fizzles out! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
If i bring the wine
Would you like one too
We can picnic under the stars
And see the moon
I will look at you romantically
Then va va voom
That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie "
Ohh yeah  let’s have a threesome |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
If i bring the wine
Would you like one too
We can picnic under the stars
And see the moon
I will look at you romantically
Then va va voom
That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie
Ohh yeah let’s have a threesome "
Red, white or presseco, your choice ?? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
If i bring the wine
Would you like one too
We can picnic under the stars
And see the moon
I will look at you romantically
Then va va voom
That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie
Ohh yeah let’s have a threesome
Red, white or presseco, your choice ??"
Emm can we change it to whiskey |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
If i bring the wine
Would you like one too
We can picnic under the stars
And see the moon
I will look at you romantically
Then va va voom
That would definitely hook me and my weirdo bestie
Ohh yeah let’s have a threesome
Red, white or presseco, your choice ??
Emm can we change it to whiskey "
Anything you like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Vine, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
Something along these lines "
Stan? Is that you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'I won't lie I think you are rather attractive and I find your profile appealing.
I was trying to think of something witty/clever to say to try to attract you into a conversation but I think I've used my 'mojo' up on the forum for the moment - so I've opted for straight forward instead.'
One of my actual 1st messages. We're still messaging  |
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