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over a year ago
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What are some of the biggest fibs which are common to Fab?  Keep it light hearted please, serious threads make me uncomfortable
Here's mine:
"Pending approval (doesn't take long)"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will fill in later |
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I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x |
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The wife had to visit her sister. |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
Won’t meet married men!
(Thank goodness) |
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“Don’t want to shag the whole site“ ... yeah sure you would given half the chance  |
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"I'm a genuine person" says sexy Sally... A 38 year old brickie from Northampton with a bulldog tattoo, pulling the head off himself to your pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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10" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asking for pics when they dont even have a profile picture  |
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"What are some of the biggest fibs which are common to Fab? Keep it light hearted please, serious threads make me uncomfortable
Here's mine:
"Pending approval (doesn't take long)" "
No smoker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can lick for hours "  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x"
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I can lick for hours " "
I usually reply to that "you don't need to for hours if you do it right." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional |
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We are a couple but Mrs is at work |
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Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male half only tonight...don’t think there ever is a female half |
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"What are some of the biggest fibs which are common to Fab? Keep it light hearted please, serious threads make me uncomfortable
Here's mine:
"Pending approval (doesn't take long)" "
Athletic....
Like the finer things in life... |
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "
Usually a ploy to chat off site I think. I don't mind waiting for pics to be approved then sent on here x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"any1 for wife chat on fone while she at work"
Narrator: There is no wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This one may spark controversy...’happily married’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hung |
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "
Direct photo uploads don't require "approval" x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Won't send pics due to my sensitive job... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was not expecting so many, so quickly  |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?
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Your username is brilliant
Quality over quantity every time ... Yet they have like 300 verifications |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won’t meet married men!
(Thank goodness) "
that’s a classic |
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“I honestly only want to socially distance meet you“ |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
You are the most beautiful woman on fab!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "
No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“I honestly only want to socially distance meet you“"
I don't know anyone who wouldn't break rules to get closer than 2 meters to You |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send face pic for reply |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're absolutely stunning" when all they can see is feet |
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“my wife has given me permission to play alone” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message
No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages"
I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded  |
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It's not about the sex, it's about the connection.
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message
No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages
I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded "
Think it's a 'site supporter' feature... Don't quote me on that though |
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"It's not about the sex, it's about the connection.
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Lol!!! Classic |
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"“my wife has given me permission to play alone”"
That is actually true in my case |
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"“my wife has given me permission to play alone”"
This can be true! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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GSOH |
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[Removed by poster at 28/08/20 17:22:25] |
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"My photo verification is pending." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will fill in later"
Nearly always on a profile that’s over a year old.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will reply after face picture. |
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A common one for me has been "I normally can accommodate but I have my dad/mum/uncle/sibling/third cousin twice removed staying with me right now" (and they still are 6 monthes later). |
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Guaranteed to make you squirt and cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"goodbye leaving the site"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A common one for me has been "I normally can accommodate but I have my dad/mum/uncle/sibling/third cousin twice removed staying with me right now" (and they still are 6 monthes later). "
I can accommodate but my girlfriend lives with me and I'm worried she'll steal any hot ladies who come around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Not looking to fuck my way through fab’ with verifications in triple digits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm just here for the forum. |
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"A common one for me has been "I normally can accommodate but I have my dad/mum/uncle/sibling/third cousin twice removed staying with me right now" (and they still are 6 monthes later).
I can accommodate but my girlfriend lives with me and I'm worried she'll steal any hot ladies who come around "
You're right, she will  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 28/08/20 17:26:07] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here for the forum. "
I am actually just here for the forum though |
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"I'm just here for the forum.
I am actually just here for the forum though "
Dreams shattered  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"GSOH"
This....
A few pms later and I realise I laughed more during my last smear test. |
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"GSOH
This....
A few pms later and I realise I laughed more during my last smear test."
Ticklish cervix eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I keep my verifications to myself
Yeah right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here for the forum.
I am actually just here for the forum though "
Loving the techy profile lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh Thunderace... I want you so badly!!
I'm sick of hearing it, mind you it is in my dreams I hear it. Must be the strong cheese I eat before bedtime... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I can lick for hours "
I usually reply to that "you don't need to for hours if you do it right.""
LOL very true !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here for the forum.
I am actually just here for the forum though
Dreams shattered "
Fantasising about tarts and breaking hearts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here for the forum.
I am actually just here for the forum though
Loving the techy profile lol"
That’s bait for luring the hot nerds to my web |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?
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Tbh for 30 seconds i may well be! |
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“ Im DOM”
Most men here wouldn’t know what DOM is if it hit them in the face |
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "
Which takes what? 5 mins max? X |
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location - Most people appear to live miles away from where they claim to live |
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"I'm just here for the forum.
I am actually just here for the forum though
Dreams shattered
Fantasising about tarts and breaking hearts "
I'll get over it eventually. |
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"Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?
Your username is brilliant
Quality over quantity every time ... Yet they have like 300 verifications "
Thanks!
That's a good one you've said there too! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just here for the forum.
I am actually just here for the forum though
Loving the techy profile lol
That’s bait for luring the hot nerds to my web "
Certainly works |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message
Which takes what? 5 mins max? X"
You can send direct from your phone instantly though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Plenty banter’ or I’m really dirty you wouldn’t believe how dirty I am .....
Ask them what they’re up for and their reply is welllllll I wanna fuck you pussy And lick you pussy and make you suck my cock.
Ohhhhhh mr grey calm down you’re turning us both on sooooo much lol |
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"Single "
Oh this old chestnut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Add me on WhatsApp and I can send you a face picture and I promise I won’t call you!!!!
Ok
Six phone calls within an hour later he was blocked blocked and blocked again,melt!!!!
T |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can breathe through my ears |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“ Im DOM”
Most men here wouldn’t know what DOM is if it hit them in the face "
Ain't that the truth! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anal is for special people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Curvy’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Curvy’"
Ooh controversial!
'Hung' |
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I dont bite ..... unless you ask nicely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Curvy’
Ooh controversial!
'Hung'"
Well... Technically everyone has curves. No one is angular |
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‘I’m single’ whilst posing with 5 toothbrushes in the cup behind them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sorry ran out of messages! someone gift me gold so I can reply" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘I’m single’ whilst posing with 5 toothbrushes in the cup behind them "
Could be their flatmates |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Curvy’
Ooh controversial!
'Hung'"
It is and should’ve elaborated really - some say they’re curvy but skin and bones to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don’t usually do this ! After being invited round first thing in the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alpha male |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I actually measured myself the other day and found I was an inch taller than I'd originally put on fab. Totally having that inch now!
Might measure my other bits with my new tape measure....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Age - some are a little iffy |
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"I actually measured myself the other day and found I was an inch taller than I'd originally put on fab. Totally having that inch now!
Might measure my other bits with my new tape measure.... "
Is it a more expensive tape measure? I mean not like china measurements? |
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"I can give you what your husband can't"
Unless you mean an STD, then no you can't.
Mrs TMN x |
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"‘I’m single’ whilst posing with 5 toothbrushes in the cup behind them
Could be their flatmates "
True but when different sizes not so much |
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"‘Curvy’
Ooh controversial!
'Hung'
It is and should’ve elaborated really - some say they’re curvy but skin and bones to me "
Once witnessed a fab arguement between two women over whether I was considered curvy. Awkward . |
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I’m inclusive and nice to all ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually measured myself the other day and found I was an inch taller than I'd originally put on fab. Totally having that inch now!
Might measure my other bits with my new tape measure....
Is it a more expensive tape measure? I mean not like china measurements? "
It's one I pulled out of my garage, I bought it last year from a well known diy chain rhyming with peekaboo. I AM 6' 1"!!!! |
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Male half of the “couple” here haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None smokers. When it's obvious they are. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't send pics because of my job !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘Curvy’
Ooh controversial!
'Hung'
It is and should’ve elaborated really - some say they’re curvy but skin and bones to me
Once witnessed a fab arguement between two women over whether I was considered curvy. Awkward . "
And what did they conclude? Lol I see you as curvy |
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A couples profile...Her/I'm alway at the moment would you like to play with the Mr! |
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want to be licked..i expect nothing in return? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The term fabulous |
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"‘Curvy’
Ooh controversial!
'Hung'
It is and should’ve elaborated really - some say they’re curvy but skin and bones to me
Once witnessed a fab arguement between two women over whether I was considered curvy. Awkward .
And what did they conclude? Lol I see you as curvy "
One thought I was, one thought I wasn't. I guess it's a subjective subject. |
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will fill in later or cant send anymore messages please message |
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your gorgeous...they've never even seen a face pic! |
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"your gorgeous...they've never even seen a face pic!"
Or you're gorgeous until you say no. Then you're fat/ugly/insert negative adjective |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“ Im DOM”
Most men here wouldn’t know what DOM is if it hit them in the face "
This is true.
Think some watched 50 shades and thought yeah thats me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“ Im DOM”
Most men here wouldn’t know what DOM is if it hit them in the face
This is true.
Think some watched 50 shades and thought yeah thats me... "
And can’t even tie a knot lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"your gorgeous...they've never even seen a face pic!"
I have ! And you definitely are x
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message "
No, you can send them as direct pics in a message |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
'Stunning.' When it's just a pic of my hand lol. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"“my wife has given me permission to play alone”"
Or... I (the wife) am busy tonight so who would like meet with my hubby at their place? |
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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago
Whitland |
"Age - some are a little iffy"
This. Most men around my age look at least 10 years older than me.
-B |
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By *kiolo1Couple
over a year ago
Whitland |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Age - some are a little iffy
This. Most men around my age look at least 10 years older than me.
-B"
Good genes. My father looks at least 20 years younger than he really is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm actually [insert true age here] I don't know why it won't let me change it.
We all know it's because you've tried to bypass someone's filters |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message
No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages
I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded "
I am guessing, if you don't get the blue banner saying something like "add private photo" just before you choose an uploaded photo, then I am thinking it may be a site supporter thing |
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It's all about the chemistry and then don't even look at profile just look at pic you've sent. How can you click if you don't make the effort and reply |
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Not reading profile after clearly saying that they do |
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By *ucy baileyCouple
over a year ago
North Cambridgeshire |
Saw a profile recently that said "non smoker" .... with a photo showing all his glory and had a cigarette in his hand haha |
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"I'm new to fab".... (been registered on the site for over a year) |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I will take legal action..." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Age - some are a little iffy
This. Most men around my age look at least 10 years older than me.
-B
Good genes. My father looks at least 20 years younger than he really is"
Whereas I look about 10nyears older.
I actually was born in 1984 |
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"Age - some are a little iffy
This. Most men around my age look at least 10 years older than me.
-B
Good genes. My father looks at least 20 years younger than he really is
Whereas I look about 10nyears older.
I actually was born in 1984 "
And we're a year younger but we know we both look a lot younger. It's swing(ers) and roundabouts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single , not married lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for single men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Non judgemental |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x"
This had got to be the biggest x |
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""I'm a genuine person" says sexy Sally... A 38 year old brickie from Northampton with a bulldog tattoo, pulling the head off himself to your pics "
"Pulling the head off himself" brilliant |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message
No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages
I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded
I am guessing, if you don't get the blue banner saying something like "add private photo" just before you choose an uploaded photo, then I am thinking it may be a site supporter thing "
I believe it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Non smoker |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
My cam won't work on here... Yes it will if you use the right browser. |
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
Is that really a lie? To send face pics I need to upload them on here first, wait for them to be approved, mark them as private, then attach it to a message
No you don't... You can send pics straight from your phone in messages
I can't see that option. If I want to attach a pic I can only select pictures I have already uploaded
I am guessing, if you don't get the blue banner saying something like "add private photo" just before you choose an uploaded photo, then I am thinking it may be a site supporter thing "
I'm not a site supporter and I can do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘I’m single’ whilst posing with 5 toothbrushes in the cup behind them "
Had a few like that. Then I point out they looked good on their wedding day in the photie on the fireplace behind them |
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I'm a single guy with a female friend who wants to...
So treat me as a couple in this case. |
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Hello pop pickers . What's the definitive top 10?
1. wife at work
2. Wife is ill wants to lend husband out.
3. Not new here . Slipped and deleted profile.
4. Well groomed and hung. Cock pic like chewbacca smoking a roll up
5. Looking for mental/ spiritual connection . Try Budhism.
6. Someone finish it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will make you squirt |
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Looking for no string fun!
Well that’s what penny told me on our singles meet over three years ago  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All my verifications have left the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't send pics on here but I can WhatsApp them to you x
This had got to be the biggest x "
I didn't like to send face pics on here when I first started because I was paranoid about someone screenshotting them with the URL in sight. I was always honest about my reasoning though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its all lies.
Men that want to get their dick wet and lonely women.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its all lies.
Men that want to get their dick wet and lonely women.
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Well you’re a real spoonful of sugar tonight!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a message from someone saying I was the best looking girl in fab.
Then a message to say sorry he sent it to the wrong person.
I choose to believe the second part was a lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from someone saying I was the best looking girl in fab.
Then a message to say sorry he sent it to the wrong person.
I choose to believe the second part was a lie "
Was that because you didn't reply to the first....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from someone saying I was the best looking girl in fab.
Then a message to say sorry he sent it to the wrong person.
I choose to believe the second part was a lie
Was that because you didn't reply to the first....? "
Yes it was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from someone saying I was the best looking girl in fab.
Then a message to say sorry he sent it to the wrong person.
I choose to believe the second part was a lie
Was that because you didn't reply to the first....?
Yes it was "
Fucking FILTHY dog of a lier!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a lie as such but when they say "can we meet?" When haven't exchanged face pics.. |
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By *r.HMan
over a year ago
A gentleman never tells |
"best blow job of your life" - quits sucking after 10 minutes and doesn't even give the balls any attention!! Heads up ladies give the balls some love too |
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"This one may spark controversy...’happily married’ "
We are!! We met on here as 2 singles
J x |
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I looking for "quality over quantity"
Ss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ermm the height |
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"Fancy the best fuck you've ever had?
Your username is brilliant
Quality over quantity every time ... Yet they have like 300 verifications "
Could be from socials through?
J x |
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"Ermm the height "
Are you really 5ft 2? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ermm the height
Are you really 5ft 2?"
5'6"
The general rule is to subtract 3" of land height and add 3" to women's waist for the real answers! |
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Almost every profile and message on the site, ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm gonna close this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Straight man looking to suck straight men..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna close this thread"
I lied...but now I might as well do it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not honestly..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will beat chu at dis.... |
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